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tboy! musician & drag king

Boston, MA
Joined January 2022
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
Can someone explain to me why lesbian nights in Boston don’t hire actual lesbian drag artists? Do they not know about lesbian trans women, lesbian drag kings, etc?? So weird to me that I’ve only seen cis man queens and trans masc non lesbian identifying kings on those lineups!
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
he built this city.
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@skylartheenigma
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8 months
Hiiiiiiiii I have nothing to say I just look hot here
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
Shoutout to the dolls that call on a king when the employer asks if they know other queens that would want to hop on a bill 🖤 Ashley literally will ignore them saying “queens” and be like ok I’m bringing my drag king friend and if u don’t like that I don’t rly want to perform
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
How I spray the pan before making an egg
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@skylartheenigma
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@skylartheenigma
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11 months
come cheer on the only trans man going for Mr. Gay Boston on Sunday I am afraid!
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
8 months
Me showing up for hot mess in whatever was on the ground in my room that day
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
id like to make it know that the ONLY king hosted drag brunch in Boston sold out over three weeks in advance
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
I rly don’t expect everyone to know everything but if ur trying to be booked on a show we’re running maybe learn the difference between me and tequila 🤔 or like me and ETOILE for that matter 💀
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
10 months
CANDACE PLACED MY HAND ON HER BREAST BEST BIRTHDAY EVER
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
9 months
No, she isn’t sh*rry pie or r Kelly and yes that is ridiculous drama bait. But she did do something wrong and should explain what steps she’s taken to not create this culture at her shows anymore. As a trans man that’s been aggressively touched by cis queens this hits home.
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
Ok so a bunch of dudes are singing mr brightside on the train and this girl just stands up and goes “SHUT THE FUCK UP ur NOT FUNNY OR COOL OR INTERESTING JUST SHUT UP” and then everyone on the train was like slayyyyy
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
7 months
found my moms Barbie wardrobe so im matching dolls with dresses 💗💭
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
feeling my tboy fantasy for a series on bostons punk musicians by Jean Skunk
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@skylartheenigma
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11 months
getting high enough to ignore my thoughts tonight
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
took my first t shot on Thursday 💉feeling very hambsome
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@skylartheenigma
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2 years
When tequila and I arrive at the venue feeling like sexy cowboys vs when the cis men bands say they thought Halloween was over
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
How I look at legacy when I get overstimulated and go non verbal
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@skylartheenigma
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10 months
Could a depressed person do THIS?! *makes and eats breakfast*
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
Not in a petty way, but I just want every host to think about their regular show and the last time they’ve had a king on it. I love to rip on @PattyBourree but the truth is she’s hired me twice when some of you have never even had rusty once… not a guilt trip just a thought
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
The adventures of
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
Trans men can be cunty and if you’re a trans man and can’t serve that’s literally not my problem
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@skylartheenigma
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8 months
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@skylartheenigma
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10 months
the tgirl strut to tboy applause pipeline
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
How it feels to not have a designated seat at gauntlet
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@skylartheenigma
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11 months
I’m a man, who does drag. But don’t confuse me with those hags 🤪
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
10 months
I’m always here if anyone needs to talk ❤️
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@skylartheenigma
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2 years
Ugh he knows he’s not allowed in here
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@skylartheenigma
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2 years
Bozo looked so fucking at full spin
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@skylartheenigma
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10 months
In a room full of kings cheering every time one of the kings on dragula has the courage to say something slightly shady
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
Me when a new queen comes to Jacques and questions Tobies presence
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
The hottest girls keep walking into the gender affirming services clinic and I’m sitting here embroidering this can’t be happening
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
2 years
I literally don’t care if people think I’m unpolished or whatever. Arabella told me the word polish feeds into heteronormativity.
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
2 years
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
Having a moment in bozos wigatha
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
Cis women stop calling yourself a doll challenge
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
2 years
For the next gauntlet extermination contestants will have to deliver a child on stage while lip syncing to Kim by Eminem (they can choose not to say certain parts)! The lip sync will only matter if both babies live!
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@skylartheenigma
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8 months
This is Tequila out of drag btw if anyone cares
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@skylartheenigma
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2 years
More penisman lore - he is somewhere in this photo 👀
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
I just wanted to shout out @itsjustbozo & @BraucheStone for both doing acts at drag dunce that I would’ve never seen them do a year ago - they weren’t in the top two but I felt either of them could have been contenders <3 congrats to everyone involved!
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
8 months
If you’re a cis gay man with no trans man friends maybe ask yourself why!
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@skylartheenigma
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2 years
Best idea I’ve ever had closing hot mess was saying into the mic “I’m your last performer so you might as well give me the rest of your money”
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
2 years
My favorite thing in the world is @love_mikehawk humbling people rn by telling them he hasn’t heard their voice enough to know what color it emulates 💀💀💀he said maybe try having a conversation with me sometime …
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
Whats a sexy way to ask someone for their last sti test results or should I just text jp directly for this advice since I always see them responding to practical things like this
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
Pinging her phone that is directly next to her is the most Ashley thing😭😭 I swear it’s not a character sometimes
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
When I posted this I forgot my high key alumn status😎😎
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
I know a queen with zero respect in the scene didn’t just tell my friend he was boring… so do it again and I’ll say your name. Stop making kings feel lesser than.
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
The chaser on chaser violence happening between the Jacques security guard and the skeevy local creep is so hilarious
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
I love dj pj! He doesn’t get enough recognition! No one does a better job at making my voice sound decent on the shitty Jacques sound system 🧎
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
9 months
Imagine if there was just one king. Just imagine. 🥹
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
Zeizar’s first full spin yayyyyyy!!!!
@majentawithaj
Majenta with a J
11 months
FULL SPIN / DRAG TRIBUTE NIRVANA / NEVERMIND TUESDAY / NOVEMBER 7 featuring: Throb Zombie @kingperkasex @mt_hart_ @hail_Robyn @heather_rose666 @missy_steak @ZeizarZalad Jane Doe Sherman at @CrystalSville Get tickets at
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
2 years
First year: 44 drag shows total 13 drag strolls 9 hot mess Sundays 7 diy shows 5 high keys (2nd place legend) 2 Serve! Thursdays 2 Metal Shop Fundraiser Shows (hosted my 1st show!) 2 shows as an extra in gauntlet 2 children’s shows 1 low key 1 Skatepark Show I learned SO much
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@skylartheenigma
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2 years
I wasn’t there, but from what I saw @ImogenDragonsRI Rhonda and Foxy was spot on
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@skylartheenigma
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10 months
caught up in the game that was the last I heard 🕊️
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@skylartheenigma
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9 months
Thinking about when I used to make my ex bf call Boston burger company and I would answer the phone and talk to him during my host job twirling the wire and sh*t while staring directly at my manager
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
I’m so fucking tired. What could I have possibly done to deserve random transphobia and hate to my outfit from a trans king I’ve never even met.
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
Jp Bozo heather and Zeizar all being in the top at gauntlet is just so cute
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
9 months
Hold on today was better 🧎‍♂️
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9 months
Work fit tonight🌟
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
Beef sitting like he pays rent 🤨
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@skylartheenigma
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1 year
I’m hosting a queer music variety show series at the burren in Somerville starting august 30th - save the date and let me know what local musicians you’d want to see!
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@skylartheenigma
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@lamb__bread
nissan al gaib 🍉
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9 months
Unless it is an open stage you should be paying everyone in your show. Saying up front “I’m not sure if I can pay you so it’s your choice if you want to be in the show” isn’t really cutting it bc so many producers don’t understand the power dynamic they hold over newer performers
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
Is saying you have musical theatre experience when you played Judas in one high school production of Jesus Christ Superstar lying on your resume? Asking for a friend …
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
this very attractive man I haven’t even met up with yet starts talking about “I’m sensitive and get attached easily” bro I know I can see ur a cancer that listens to Mac Miller and Lana Del Rey from your profile…
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
8 months
I know I’m transgender bc I served so hard pretransition and I don’t know why anyone would want to give that up but I didn’t have a choice. If I had a choice you think I’d choose to be a man?! Next question.
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11 months
I’m sorry but I devoured as Stephen Coldbear at BLOWWW🥶🧸
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@skylartheenigma
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11 months
Roomie helped me make my bed frame that’s been sitting in the corner of my room for a month so I’m back in my fuckable era
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
10 months
Ok I’ve been saying this forever- if you are starting a new show - what does it have that makes it different from every other show and is that enough to create a new draw?
@ginatonicnyc
Frociaggina
10 months
Also: I think drag artists would be smart to start finding new markets for their drag. A great example: the drag artists who have pivoted to reading stories to kids because there is a great demand for drag story times. What can you bring to drag that nobody else is doing?
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@skylartheenigma
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7 months
Almost told my coworker her tits looked good today before I remembered I was a man that was such a close one
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@skylartheenigma
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2 years
The little dangly thing that swings in the back of my throat after using my bong to take a dab
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
11 months
Like what’s wrong with him 💀
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@itsjustbozo
Bozo
11 months
What’s that one photo that capture the essence of ✨ you ✨
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2 years
I feel like you have to understand it can be hard to talk to two people at once tho... I recommend ppl consider just cutting bozo out of the conversation entirely bc @erik_barys slays and also talks about more than gauntlet!
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@itsjustbozo
Bozo
2 years
Just putting this out there! Usually when I’m performing places my amazing boyfriend is there with me. It’s been sort of an ongoing thing that when people are chatting with me back stage or something they pretend like he’s not even there, even when standing right next. /1
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1 year
SOMEONE AT JACQUES JUST ASKED ME IF I WAS @etoile_online I’m screaming
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9 months
Guess I’m shaking my ass tn
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9 months
Guess I’m shaking my ass tmrrw
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10 months
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@YUNGXONYX
✨YUNG ONYX✨
10 months
No cheating, post your last saved picture of yourself without context...
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
All I have left for my EP is to record tequilas violin solo on my song Good Girl! I’m so so excited !
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
8 months
type casted asf smhhhhh
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
2 years
If you’re bald and have four detachable legs made of wood and a terrifying smile etched into your spherical head please dm me immediately
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
8 months
Just cancelled my plans tonight to make infused broccoli cheddar soup 🥣 🤜🤛
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
9 months
Amara: how potent are these infused dumplings? Us: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Amara one hour later: What’s his name and big three??
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1 year
so minuscule but today an old lady in the Atlanta airport called me sir when she asked me to push her wheelchair up to the gate even after asking me about my guitar and hearing me talk 🫢
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
2 years
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1 year
What if drag artists used linked in. What then
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1 year
Update tequila and I did this tn they just have to use well liquor whatever that means hqjdidjgkg
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
No bc why can’t I exchange my two beer drink tickets for one frozen margarita
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2 years
If you’re wondering I would’ve done Randall and mike wazowski for my heroes v villains challenge
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
2 years
Lmaoooooo I’m sorry but trying to put a king on your show isn’t the same thing as actually doing it … it means following through even when others question you for casting them
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
9 months
“I were you I would try a little harder to look like a man so that people don’t misgender me” GIRL YOU THINK IM NOT TRYINg????
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1 year
Ummm what
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10 months
H*s* T*rr*t*m* I am free for a date this Friday just reiterating to H*s* T*rr*t*m* that I will be available on Friday I hope H*s* T*rr*t*m* sees this
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
10 months
I don’t understand how people have poopy butts. I would wipe my ass with my underwear and then throw that shit away and go commando before having a poopy butt.
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1 year
Me genuinely believing @BraucheStone would just dress up as kandi for her own separate bit until the number happened
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
9 months
Maaaaan I gotta stop going for these nerdy guys bc they’ve been celibate for their whole life so they don’t need me as bad as I need them absjsjdjfjfjg
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@skylartheenigma
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10 months
this just in
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@skylartheenigma
SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
1 year
might fuck around and drop the stupid breakcore track called dude breast I just debuted at my show tn
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SKYLAR SYMONE X BEN ASSLICK
10 months
Some ppl don’t understand what being a musician is … this is fcking amazing bc she is creating something unique in the moment for that audience they should grateful
@New_Jack
Cooter Brown
10 months
Excuse me?! I pray this was sound check
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1 year
“His ass does not know how to download an illegal movie” -slim while tequila gets a virus
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