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Since Mr. Musk has royally fucked the site in yet another masterful gambit of his, here's a totally unrelated screenshot of a bluesky account! It'd be a shame if you followed it, an account that I have no affiliation with! None whatsoever!
Recently, your
@nypd90pct
patrol cops responded to a call of a man with a gun in Brooklyn.
Thanks to their swift response & help from the community, an individual (currently on probation) possessing this weapon & fake FBI shield was safely apprehended & taken to jail.
@squishiekittiez
"I don't mean to be a Kromer" is way funnier than it should be-
Anyways this is more of a Dongbaek statement, this is unnecessary technology that doesn't help anyone when we could be using it to, y'know, actually help someone who would need a new finger?
So in light of zionists doing what they do best (be increasingly annoying with each passing moment) and reporting random people out of frustration, just know that if I get banned I want you all to remember me for the hot and incredibly smart person with amazing takes that I am
//if the PJM twitter mole finds this tweet, there is SUCH a gap in the market for a dating sim mechanic for each ID in Limbus you have got to trust me on this please I'm begging here please
//Hey so apparently I somehow ended up following this shitass account, I assume I tapped off the follow button by mistake while checking the account or something? Rest assured I'm still completely anti-isnotreal but so sorry for anyone who saw this and got worried!
//Don't worry guys! This is actually because the boss gimmick for this canto is that they fill your device with jpegs of Cathy until it ceases function ❤️
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
"SINGULARITY" IS A SLUR.
//I have a working theory that Meursault siphons breast size from those he touches and stores it in his own, will keep you all updated on any further advancements
//hey so in light of recent happenings in the fandom I'd like to say if you're a transphobe you can kindly unfollow me, this is a safe space and anyone who acts otherwise shall be hit with a big hammer 💖
@ViperSalt_
//I know it's a Murder on the Orient Express thing but my mind IMMEDIATELY went to Heathcliff as The Conductor so they should do that now :3
//I was verifying my email a bit ago and got possibly one of the most surreal captchas I've ever seen, this is some sorta leaked abnormality event I swear
canto v spoilers //
Wow I cannot believe they included a heartwarming queemael beach wedding scene! That was phenomenal! Especially when Queequeg and Ishmael touched foreheads and queequeg telling her that they are married!!
Oh yeah in case it wasn't already said through my RTs, for the people in the back:
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Go beat up some bigots but don't forget to be yourself 💖
This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this.
There is NOTHING feminine about American women.
American women are literally men.
//ok like real talk I do appreciate them making the game more easily accessible to people who might not be as good at it or whatever but like, wouldn't it be so cool and awesome if they gave each canto a difficulty toggle? Like hear me out--
Formal apology to Heath and Outis, I hope your heads are feeling a bit better now, I promise I didn't bonk you too hard~ (the dessert was great by the way thanks for asking, feel free to take the leftovers if you can find them)
Just a reminder from yours truly about the shutdown tomorrow! Try not to post at all until sunday unless it's about the genocide if you can (or I'll be staring at you very sternly and be very upset)
if we ever end up near the great lake or any other kinda beach again, can we try get Heathcliff to wear a bikini? I think he'd look great personally--hey where are you guys going come back
//Once again PLEASE do mention me if you ever notice stuff like this, I didn't have a clue until this post was made, it really helps me so so so much and I really appreciate it!
//Chat if I hit 200 followers before april I will release a google doc containing parody character lore, if I do not then I will probably do it anyways because I'm bored and must share my machinations...
//parody twt is really beautiful sometimes because like yeah thanks for complimenting my cat and how pretty she is Limbus Company cast she deeply appreciates it do you want to see my baking next
Big fan of PJM twitter because now whenever I play lobcorp I can almost always respond to abno breaches with "that's oomf 😭😭" anyways keep up the good work abno parodies
Time for me to get some sleep, but I just wanna thank everyone who's finding my presence funny, you're all awesome and beautiful in your own ways and I'll see you all later!~
(Also I'm doing a bit better now, I got a hot water bottle and pain meds, I appreciate the kind words<3)
//Birthday over, tune in next April 4th for the next one! (Seriously thank you all so much for the kind words, it's very nice and I reallyreallyreally appreciate it!!!) (This also goes for those that like but didn't reply, I appreciate you too!)
//so. I have a bunch of unnamed alarms for different times in the morning that I leave inactive so I can just turn one on if I wanna get up at a specific time but I forgot the alarm noise on one of them was just Ahab shouting "Ishmael!" on loop and I thought I was going insane
//HEY SO NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR FOR SPOILER REASONS BUT DID SOMEONE TELL THE LIMBUS TEAM TO LIKE GO AS HARD AS FEASIBLY POSSIBLE OR DIE BECAUSE I SEE NO REASON FOR THIS SECTION OF CANTO VI TO GO THIS HARD
I think with unmonitored access to the mirror thingymajig we use for getting our IDs I could assemble a Rodya army, we'd be unstoppable and do such things as: get food, be awesome, etc
Watching oomfs react to Wingbeat Ish has made me realise Lobcorp failed to give the fairies the gimmick where they hypnotise employees to walk into the chamber snd be eaten because that's CLEARLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW