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4 years

. @RobinhoodApp 's apparently selling people's shares "for their own good" 🙃 Actual insanity

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It pains me to say this, but due to the COVID-19 pandemic, I would advise against kissing the homies good night for the time being. 😞

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🤘😭

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Use WeBull instead, it’s a better trading app anyway and you can get up to 4 free stocks with this link when you sign up:

Don't miss the chance to get your free stocks!

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Really loving the design of these new ‘walkers!

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@WomenPostingLs This is unironically a W

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To the people in my replies: WeBull is NOT restricted, you CAN buy on their platform

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6 years

I'm sorry but this is very funny

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4 years

The next stimulus check after this one is just going to be 100 gems and 6 Uncommon Wildcards on MTG Arena

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@theneedledrop @shoe0nhead Symbolically it is significantly more than that, it is in its own way "eating the rich" by literally beating them at their own game

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Car is officially packed and alarm is set for 5 AM. Tomorrow I start the 15 hour trek to start a new life with @MythicMeebo ❤️

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6 years

Nobody: Sorin and Nahiri:

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@jasminericegirl One thing I've learned this year is that anyone who calls themself an empath is actually just a psychopath 99% of the time

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5 years

Imagine if instead of Mengucci getting a game loss, the MTG Arena Developers simply already had 8 person drafting implemented in the client

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4 years

As a newer Wisconsin resident this is what it feels like watching Tony Evers doing everything he can to prevent our state from becoming the next Florida

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@shoe0nhead

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Got a job offer for the company I interviewed at last week. Looks like I’m moving to Milwaukee next month. 😌😌😌😌

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6 years

Bruh

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5 years

Daily reminder that Magic will NEVER, EVER be an esport so long as Hasbro and/or WOTC is not willing to properly pay and support a robust development team. Look at other games and you do not see these issues. Give up on the dream until WOTC/Hasbro changes. This is an utter joke.

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@JakeSucky Hahah Twitch is such a joke for this

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5 years

😔🤘

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4 years

Queen shit

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It’s honestly even uglier in person

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6 years

Hype for #SCGINDY 😎

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@breebunn Don’t be sleeping on the foreskin balloon blast

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@legaladvice_txt The good news is this dude can probably settle for more money than he’d ever make working there

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@JakeSucky Thorin 🤝 Keemstar Grown men acting like children on the timeline

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8 months

Having a “competitive format” mostly inhabited by casual piss babies is going about as well as you’d expect

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8 months

We’re lying in cEDH tournaments now? Crazy. lying isn’t against the rules but we’re not talking about that. #cedh #edh

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6 months

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

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4 years

Here are my thoughts on the debate last night

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4 years

The largest, arguably most exciting set release to come to MTG Arena since its launch being marred by an unfathomably terrible method of obtaining the cards is so trademark WOTC it hurts

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5 years

My ULTIMATE Humans guide for Mythic Championship London is now complete. This took over 15+ hours of testing/writing, so any and all likes/RTs are HEAVILY appreciated. Thank you SO much for everyone who reached out to me to help! This is for you! ❤️

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6 years

Trying to play Modern lately like:

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Pioneer really needs to make its way to Arena for it to be viable. Fine keeping Modern off of the platform, but you can't introduce this new format for your Players Tour events and then have new players realize they can't play it on MTGA.

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The Magic Arena MTG group on FB is full of very powerful wizards

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Arclight Phoenix: *exists* Me:

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....shit

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I'm very proud of @MythicMeebo , she's continually surpassed her abilities with each passing event, even though my time with Magic is over indefinitely I will continue to be her #1 fan as she becomes one of the new faces of pro Magic.

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WOTC EMPLOYEE: What if we told our non-MPL pros who play our premier events what our OP plan is? CEO: that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard OTHER WOTC EMPLOYEE: how bout we take away GP coverage and make judges buy their own shirts? CEO: first of all, promoted

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Men that act like sexist pieces of shit to women in MTG spaces are the same men that piss their pants in fear at the thought of interacting with a woman in any capacity outside of a tournament hall. 🐸☕️

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@ToonSquidster @JakeSucky Damn this is a "I live in Missouri" moment if I ever saw one

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4 years

Game 1 on the play, keep or mull?

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This is the decidedly male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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4 years

Monopoly really is an accurate depiction of capitalism huh

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4 years

Titties on the little pieces of cardboard: epic, mysterious, cool, dollar signs Titties anywhere else: awful, these don't make me money, please think of the children

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4 years

Simpler days

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5 years

Me after eating the whole bottle of Flintstones gummy vitamins

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4 years

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Gems for Jumpstart cards on MTGA $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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6 years

This is magic kitty Retweet for 5 years of good luck and run hots at tournaments Ignore to mulligan to 5 for the rest of your life every game

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4 years

It’s midnight here which means officially 2 years with Ally. Fuck yeah dude. I’m the luckiest ever

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5 years

List of Star Wars movies, in order: 1. The Phantom Menace 2. Attack of the Clones 3. Revenge of the Sith 4. A New Hope 5. The Empire Strikes Back 6. Return of the Jedi 7. The Force Awakens 8. The Last Jedi 9. The Rise of Skywalker

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@23BitChris @neekolul

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Magic Player A: I played perfectly. I would’ve won that game if I didn’t get heinously unlucky Magic Player B: Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

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6 years

If you look at the new Through The Breach art up close, it is depicting the moment in the Shadows Over Innistrad story where Nahiri summons Emrakul to Innistrad. This is SOOOOOOOO sick

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5 years

Man, if you told me 5 years ago that Wild Slash would be $5 and Through the Breach would be $3.50 in the year of our lord and savior 2020, I woulda told you to fuck off into the sun

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Opponent: Pendelhaven, Glistener Elf, go Me: Land, Aether Vial, go Me: “Turn 2 me you coward” Opponent: Attack, Pendelhaven pump, Blossoming Defense, Mutagenic Growth, Mutagenic Growth, Mutagenic Growth Me:

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4 years

The irony here pains me

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Unpacking and found a fake USea I had and decided to cash it in

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4 years

Here's a low effort shitpost for the Legacy crowd

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6 years

After having her rant and rave about how amazing the History of Benalia art is, I got a pretty good Christmas present idea this year 😎

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Shut the fuck up, billionare

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i’ve had enough of 2020

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@92FLAMETHROWER @Slasher Damn, right on the money

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Just drove about 5 miles with my deckbox on the roof of my car and it was still there AMA

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Guys be like “I’m battling my demons...” like bro just say you’re upset that Oko only costs 3 mana and ticks up to 6 loyalty

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Should've made coffee at home and cut back on the avocado toast :/

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JUST IN: Airline industry calls for $50 billion in assistance

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em

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If cancel culture is real, explain to me why my student loans haven’t been cancelled yet

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Wow, it looks like T*dd St*vens got the fuckin banhammer for good from MTG - he’s streaming under a completely different name now and seems to only be streaming Runeterra? That’s a development

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Quarantine Diary - Day 5: As I was doing my morning stretches, Allison looked at me and said, and I quote, "damn boy, you walk with those feet?" It is only a matter of time before my sanity reaches its limit.

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After years in these communities I'm just convinced there's something very wrong with TCG players' brains

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3 years

@JakeSucky Both of them are absolute jokes so this is probably just a net positive for FaZe lol

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5 years

Therapy is so fucking gas. I’m in an infinitely better state of mind than I was 6 months ago just from talking to someone about my problems once a week. I feel unstoppable way more often now and that is amazing!

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5 years

Job interview this morning for a nice opportunity out in Milwaukee. Send energy pls😊

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@jasminericegirl If it’s not 200 I’m not spending more brain cells on why it’s something else

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5 years

When you put a couple Vengevines, a Bloodghast, and a Hogaak into play on Turn 2

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@BidenLs

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SO PROUD!!!!!! ALLY IN DAY 2!!!!!!!!!! #MythicChampionshipVII

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My life would be so much better if I was a trust fund kid :(

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Tag an artist or content creator who can relate 😂

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6 years

I refuse to stop Sobble-posting

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@HUN2R Adin is a walking L holy shit

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Good morning to everyone except the person on MTGO last night who went Turn 1 Flagstones of Trokair -> Turn 2 Fetid Heath+Smallpox against me two games in a row

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Lol gottem

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It seems we are now cancelling people over *checks notes* jokes about coffee

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😭

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Hello yes I would like to report a murder

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Little known fact: the word "Gathering" in "Magic: The Gathering" refers to the last minute gathering of cards needed for your deck from strangers on Twitter, approximately eight minutes before the player's meeting!

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In Target with Ally, in the alcohol isle: Me,jokingly, to Ally: “babe should we get this poultry seasoning for our beer?” Man to his wife and small child in the same isle as us: “that’s weird, honey, let’s get out of here” *immediately leaves*

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Oh my fuck

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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ | | Stop casting | | Once Upon a | | Time without | | gaining max | | information first| | ＿＿＿＿＿＿ | (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || =

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Pusheen is just Garfield for weebs

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Imagine how absurd it would be to just say the things the planeswalkers say in Arena in paper out loud in a game *ticks up Teferi* “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M NOT DONE YET” *Opponent attacks Karn* “PLEASE STOP”

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Finally going to a doctor to start working on getting my anxiety taken care of for the first time in my life. Hooray!

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