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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 months

I’m only playing pride cedh from now on 😈🏳️‍🌈 —- Emry & Lurrus | Pride cEDH Deck Tech #cedh #edh #mtg

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

My brain when I see that you put equipment in your dinosaur tribal deck.

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@FrvntAlchemist

10 months

@LeanandCuisine

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@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

Definitely my coolest pull to date from a set booster. #Strixhaven #edh #cedh #mtg

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@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

Me: [[casual edh is fun and full of self expression casual edh is fun and full of self expression casual edh is fun and full of self expression casual edh is fun and full of self expression…]] Opponent: BEAT HIS ASS HE’S GOT A 5/5 DRAGON WITH NO ABILITIES!! Me:

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

4 months

Power top meta is here

Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

4 months

😈😈😈😈 I AM CALCULATING NEFARIOUS PLOTS 😈😈😈😈

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

If I cast this in a cedh pod, what’s stopping me from lying about your hand?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

8 months

Realizing this says from ‘a’ graveyard 💀

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

Is Baja blast a simic drink?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

#MTGNeon #Evangelion

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

28 days

Have y’all figured out how to beat nadu yet?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

7 months

Whoever recommended this card, bless 🙏🏾

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

Krark player: Krark trigger on the stack Krark player:

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@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

Violets are red Neon lights are blue

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

I almost got banned from the LGS my first month playing magic because I tried to recreate these photos. In case I wasn’t clear — don’t do this.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

6 months

We’re lying in cEDH tournaments now? Crazy. lying isn’t against the rules but we’re not talking about that. #cedh #edh

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

Those who are playing Hinata. I will not apologize for countering or removing Hinata-Kun with the swiftness.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

5 months

@TimothyDeLaG Steak in eggs

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

I was losing it when I saw this line

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

What do y’all think of this card in tribal decks? It’s one if the first cards I bought.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

Tell me what happens.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

✨TUTOR FOR LANDS IF YOU NEED THEM✨ IDC IF IMPERIAL SEAL GETS YOU A BASIC 10 CENT LAND. YOU ARE NOT LAME FOR ENSURING YOUR LAND DROP. NEED A 0 DROP THAT PRODUCES 2 MANA? TRY ANCIENT TOMB. IT DOESN’T FEED DOCKSIDE, I PROMISE.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

You just showed up at the LGS. The only 3 players not in a pod ask you to join their high power EDH pod. You only have a cEDH deck but they insist you play it because they’re curious. They don’t have decks for you to borrow and you don’t have any either. What do you do?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

4 months

😈😈😈😈 I AM CALCULATING NEFARIOUS PLOTS 😈😈😈😈

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

cEDH lingo interpreted by me: Cute - Non-optimal Busted/broken - Good Jank - Unplayable Bad - I don’t understand the application We - I/Me/Myself Good - ask me why I think it’s good Unfortunately - I don’t believe in whatever you’re saying. Better/best - I have something

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

NARSET THE NEW META FUCK EVERYTHING YOU HEARD #cedh #edh #mtg

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

8 months

The amount of lag time my opponents have experienced from me simply playing back to basics is surely insane. 1) Play your land. You only get one. 2) If you want to go to your next turn with it untapped, don’t tap it. 3) Take advantage of your free time. Get a snack. 4) If

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

I deadass double sleeved my SSN and put it in a top loader. It’s a top tier play.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

Things you need to know about me as a cEDH brewer: 1: I won’t argue with you over card slots. 2: I won’t try to convince you to play any deck. 3: Most of my arguments ‘are’ weak — because I’m not arguing with you. 4: It’s a game and I treat it as such. 5: I try things.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

If you’re looking for me at Marchesa here’s some hints. 1. I look like I don’t play magic. 2. 1-3 possible people of African descent at the event. Maybe even the only one. 3. Tall.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

RT so wizards uses this as the regular art from now on @wizards_magic

Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

I finally did it yo

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

Who is the least cringe person in mtg?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

Here’s a flavor win. RT if you know and don’t tell anyone.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

28 days

Y’all fucking with DogSi yet?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

“We saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe”

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

HOLY SHIT

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

99.99999% of my games are won by just jamming this and not knowing what’s on top.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

It’s time to admit it. Look inward.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 months

The next cEDH sleeper cards.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

Smash or pass? #cedh #edh #mtg

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

Releasing the drafts today: We, as a magic community, should make efforts to encourage good behavior because we’re also REALLY good at reprimanding people in our community. Why don’t we keep that same energy when someone does something we appreciate? Take actions to encourage

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

11 months

Player 4: I won’t feed the remora if you don’t Player 2: deal Player 3: idk guys I have to advance my boardstate (plays 5 noncreature spells turn 1) Player 4:

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

Best meme gets a high five.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

10 months

The only thing I’m proud of is the instant speed breach line 😂 but we out here!!!!

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

I feel like this card is gas in sans black/red cEDH decks. #cedh #mtg

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

So, I’m watching LOTR for the first time. Initially, circa 2001, what did everyone think when they saw Saruman spin Gandalf around like a beyblade?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

EDH players when they replace a single card in the 99

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

6 months

I can't believe how BROKEN this card is #cedh #edh

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

I will single-handedly make this the best jeskai deck.

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@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

Me: [opening a pack of commander legends] at this point I’ve spent damn near the amount on packs to pull a jeweled lo-

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

5 months

I keep telling y’all we need sportsmanship lol but noooo it’s not against the rules

Rebell, LGS Sales Person

@Rebell_Lily

5 months

I'm playing cEDH on MTGO for prizing / tix, my opponent demonstrates a loop that definitively will win the game but takes too many actions to complete within the allocated time. Each player has said they don't have interaction for this. Do you concede to this opponent?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

I finally did it yo

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

The struggle to make a mid power edh deck and not make it competitive.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

I’m now a @PostMalone meme account. @mauuuloch @Em_TeeGee @anxi8ielemental

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

New Fellwar Stone art when? I’m kinda tired of looking at the potato.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

I’m willing to part ways with this if anyone’s interested in a trade or buy

Kixar 🔜 Commander Sealed

@KXRcreative

1 year

38, 42, 69, 252, or 420 For me. Lol

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

10 months

@tronisbad ARRO ON CARDT POINT RIGHT I TURN CARDT RIGHT ⤵️

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

This is the hardest jersey I’ve ever owned #MagicConPhilly

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

4 months

You can get mad at me if you want but I’m cooking y’all on this card

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

I top 16’d with Narset. What else did I miss in cedh news?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

I’ve been on a hiatus lately and gained a new perspective. The MTG community is full of people who don’t know how to play well with others and it shows in and outside of game. From abuse to isolation, there’s so many things to show that people are more divided than ever.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

PE or Gifts unban?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

4 years

I’m happier with this. Left is tainted pact.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

11 months

I’m about to break my “don’t date anyone in the mtg community” rule and shoot my shot.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

4 years

Mtg players are too attractive like seriously.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

First rule of gathering for magic: Introduce yourself by your username, then your real name.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

EDH and cEDH players: when’s a good time to concede?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

6 months

Please do not harass, ridicule or berate people over this GAME. If you’re right be polite.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

What’s the name of this card and don’t lie to me

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

When’s the quarterly update and when do I get to play gifts ungiven?

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

Anything that says “create a tapped power stone token” I just stop reading lol

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

I’ve done it… 4 years of buying, selling and trading casually.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

6 months

Please drop your lying in cEDH shitposts here. 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

8 months

FYI for all of my fellow content creators: I listen to all your stuff. I also like your videos and even leave a nice comment with a burner account because I can respect the amount of work you put in. Even if I disagree, you’re still needed in this space.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

10 months

What a fuckin idiot lmao

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

Atraxa cEDH? Why don’t you Atraxa some bitches 😂 💯 💯💯💯💯😳😤😤😤😤😤👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾💦

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

Here’s the thing about my content and my style in mtg. Im gonna make A LOT of niche street, punk, and hiphop references in my shit. I had to learn everyone else’s niche references. I understand you might not get it - I hope you will take the amount of time I took for you. 1/2

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

@BIGDOGLCS Me, when I draw the naus yoh lied about

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

If your playgroup isn’t okay with a certain card, hear them out, remove it from your deck and replace it with something else, so that everyone can have fun.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

I used to say fuck Father’s Day annually because of the absence of my father. At a point, I had to let it go and stop letting that control me. As a man, who wants kids in my future, it’s just counterproductive to hold resentment or a grudge when I could be that change.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

How could wizards print something so broken? Don’t they care about the players???

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

10 months

If you’re trying my version of narset consider talking to me before you run in head first or make changes. You can hit me up in my DM’s, The Alchemist’s Refuge, The Jeskai Temple, or any servers we’re in mutually. If it doesn’t make sense, let me teach you 🤙🏾

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

4 years

Any POC cEDH players out there? #cedh

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

I HAD TWO BIRDS OF PARIDISE IN MY DRAGONS DECK MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE !!!

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

3 years

Dr. Doom is my favorite Marvel character of all time. Attached you’ll find images of him wielding Excalibur, ripping Thanos’s spine out after he asked him if he had the gauntlet and he said “no”, and punching the MCU devil in the face on his way OUT of hell.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

2 years

I’m not willing to argue with nerds about the function of cards. Deck building is a scientific and creative process. People will argue what’s better for weeks and not realize the biggest variable is the player themselves and how they uniquely process and expresses information.

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Kai, Fervent Alchemist

@FrvntAlchemist

1 year

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO