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Leo ☉ Sag ☾ Cap ↑ #Writer and #Barbie content creator. (You should probably be 18+ fyi) My #horror novella "Florida" is out now on Amazon! Link's down below.

Massachusetts, USA
Joined December 2017
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
4 years
Readers have called my debut #horror #novella Florida “intense”, “unsettling and upsetting”, and “visceral”. Available on Amazon in paperback and for the Kindle, get this realistic little story about an outing that turns deadly now!
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
Sometimes I forget I’m the gay cousin
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
SO TRISHA GOT CONFUSED AND THOUGHT ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS ACTUALLY IN CHARGE OF SNACKS AND JENNA DARABOND WAS IN CHARGE OF THE DOOR BUT EITHER WAY DEANDRA GOT CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE AND HAD HER ARMS RIPPED OFF
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
6 years
These guys weigh collectively maybe 100 pounds lmfaooooooo fuck you GQ literally fuck you
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7 swim shorts made to show off stockier builds
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
Quite literally obsessed with this guy from the new Sotyktu commercial 👀😍🤤
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
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Love a good hotel pool. Especially after a day in such outside light it made me have tan lines around my ankles.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
A belly.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
Was getting ready and felt good about it, so here’s a pic!
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
Yay dishes.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
11 months
Me leaving Frank Biden’s house after getting bred several times
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
There’s water in showers and this was after a shower so 💁🏻‍♀️
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
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@PeteAscolese Yeah Bowen lol
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
Laundry day.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
Oh, thought I’d just say goodnight ✨
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
What’s happening.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
4 years
It’s rare that I post anything this revealing but you know what? I thought I looked good so idgaf 😊
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
Hey @kyleedwardball I looove weird little IMDb facts, could you tell us some little behind-the-scenes things about the making of Skinamarink?
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
Love me a hotel shower.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
Throw back to this pre-shower selfie I took when I was in New York.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
3 years
Oh cool I’m 30 now.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
I went through a period where I liked wearing fake glasses 💁🏻‍♀️
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Drop the 2012 pics you cowards.
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5 years
I’m sorry I’m always frowning and depressed and shit, so to make up for it here’s a smile for ya.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
6 years
@mistachrish The producers @ you rn
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5 years
She’s a 28 yr old now.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
Tits are sitting today.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
The chokehold this scene had on me the first time I saw it. Literally no reason for it to be as funny as it was and is.
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Scary Movie 3 (2003)
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@brian_ruscin Lmao that never stopped me before.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
Yup.
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1 year
@mvstevens Who was the top?
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
Search “WATER” in your camera roll & quote your favorite!
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Search “WATER” in your camera roll & quote your favourite!
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
It’s me. Hi. I’m the burger man, it’s me.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
If it’s summer and you’re gay you post shirtless selfies and call it art.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
@iamtheaardvark @robertkessler I wish like hell I could remember. All I know is when I came out my mom was like “I always knew. You’d stomp around in my heels and fuck up my makeup.” I also remember getting a variety of reactions from friends at lunch when I told them I wanted to see Brokeback Mountain.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
All gays should look like this
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
3 years
I got a haircut.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
4 years
@DougDodsonENews Bert and Ernie are two bottoms in an open relationship and they occasionally get a top to have fun with and that’s that. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2021.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
4 months
Why yes. I AM fat and bald 🥰
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
First day at the new job was a success! Feels great not coming home feeling stressed for once.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
6 years
I’ll tweet about this until I’m dead: I want a serious lgbt drama ft a cast of stocky people right fucking now.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
So because my birthday is July 23 (aka 7/23) and this whole month will be 7/23 (July 2023) I hereby claim this whole month as MY birthday month ✨🔥
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
Before/After
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
Hey you know those posts where a muscular fit dude complains about their “belly” or whatever? IGNORE IT. Don’t give them ANY attention. I know body dysmorphia when I see it and mama that ain’t it. That’s attention seeking; they know ppl like us will see it and bitch. Ignore it.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
Oh cool I’m 32 now.
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2 years
Oh cool I’m 31 now.
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1 year
Blank.
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@colormejorge Not the theme from Carol (2016)
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
Most of y’all have never seen my boyfriend but that’s about to change! Here we are! Happy Valentine’s Day to my baby ❤️❤️❤️
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
6 years
I clean up pretty good for a depressed bitch #LGBTQTwitter
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
Fog beguiles- Hides comfort in the ocean down the street- Makes streetlights say sorry you can’t see, sorry everything’s been rolled in salt and your face is all shiny like a rock with little specks, stars you can only see if you can see. #poetry #quickwrite
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
3 years
I got groomed.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
3 years
I’m peeling.
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I know y’all have at least one picture👀
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 months
Dude I just woke up.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
3 years
Listen when I tell you it’s fucking hot…it’s hot.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
4 years
Hi here’s a thirst trap. I just shaved.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 months
Belly and I wanted to say hi.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
Idk I find Sam Smith very attractive and there’s nothing anyone can do to change that
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
9 months
When you’re a boy and you’re browsing the Barbie aisle at Walmart
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
6 years
@miz_cracker This is me
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
3 years
I trimmed. (Now all I need is a haircut and my powers will be fully restored.)
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
She’s a slut who writes poetry.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
Post walk/pre shower
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 years
There’s no reason why it needs to be humid EVER.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
Am shaved.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 year
Swimmin’. Drippin’.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
I made hamburger helper
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
3 years
I was gonna shave and do a before and after but my razor broke so this is all you get 💁🏻‍♀️
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
3 years
Y’all really liked the fleet so here it is in the flesh.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
4 months
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
1 month
It’s a new dawn. It’s a new day.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
I hate that I look the same in every picture but here we are.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
If you don’t love your belly, how in the hell are you gonna love someone else’s belly?
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
15 days
In PTown with the bf for the night. Look at my tit!
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
Me at work every day
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Me thinking about something dumb I did five years ago
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
7 months
@mistererickson Yeah my toxic trait is when I saw Vampires Suck I jerked it to his shirtless scene once or twice and I’m not ashamed about it one bit.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
4 years
@gayblackvet Don’t act like Tilda didn’t play 3 separate characters in one movie!
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
11 months
Capricorn rising and I like to think so
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Whats your rising sign and do your face show it?!!
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
5 years
This was the best I could do.
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Hey I did something heterosexual today: I fucking hung up that painting behind me with a hammer and nails!
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1 year
Dome.
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5 years
When will they make a full length feature film based on this vine?????
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My bf and I were cute yesterday.
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5 years
I’m not a very good dancer 😔🙄
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
3 years
I heard we were showing off our hairy chests? Idk why but here you go! I had to scroll back pretty far for this so you’re welcome.
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Matthew aka Ann Xiety
2 months
This is me.
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It’s my mothafuckin BIRTHDAY!!!
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