𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼 @iris_abyss Twitter profile

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

9 years

There's A Little Of #Alice In All Of Us I Fear.... #fact #AliceInWonderland

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

7 years

Rest In Peace #Malcolmyoung

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

It’s amazing how some can be so easily blinded when the truth is right there. The power of propaganda on weak-minded sheeple is unfathomable.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

Over the weekend I had some of those sexy boudoir pics taken of me. In a related note, I've been banned for life from the factory outlet mattress store at the mall.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

The last few days here have shown me yet again for a lot of people, common sense is literally a nuisance!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

Trust Me, Rock Bottom Has A Basement.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

Twitter: Silencing Opposing Viewpoints One Account At A Time.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

I had a ball here this weekend....

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

I refuse to tip toe down the hallway of life only to arrive safely at death's door!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

Tho it gets literally harder every hour....

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

Insane girls fuck better...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

If you're a musician there is no way the passing of EVH hasn't changed you...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

Twitter has been spanking me and not allowing me to use this account for over 2 weeks so if you can see this tweet please show it love. Ty to all that do.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

I'd love to find someone again that looks at me the way Gomez looks at Morticia.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

I Blame Coward Culture For All This Cancel Culture! Stay The Course!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

I've never had a secret admirer but I once had an admirer with a secret... He had a wife, 2 girlfriends and 9 kids!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

You Feelz? I Feelz.....

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

I can so relate.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

Yep.., Pretty Much....

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

Lately a person has more of a chance being put and kept in jail for being a Hope Dealer rather than a dope dealer.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

m o o d

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

Please describe your life at this moment in time with a GIF. Here's Mine.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

I'd like to post I don't know who needs to read this but then again I do.... A LOT of world leaders.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

This holds true more and more every day!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

1 year

Just so you know that...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

If I could pick my celebrity parent...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

It's like watching a clock, I can see the world get more weird by the second!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

Dude is taking me out of town for my birthday this weekend. He won't tell me where we're going but he has a shovel and 3 bags of lime in his truck so I'm thinking somewhere outside like maybe hiking.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

I played the devil's chord backwards over and over and over on my acoustic guitar today and seemingly by accident summoned 2 jehovah's witnesses to my side door....I'm hiding under the covers now because they won't go away.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

Finally, twitter is being truthful... Please Read.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

You know Twitter, if you were an actual person you'd be everything you've ever railed against.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

Sorry Twitter, but I think I need to start seeing other platforms.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

Well Am I?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

I have a lecture to go to around noon today and by lecture I mean lunch with my ex-husband.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

I'm moving back to my home town. Nothing for me here in Vegas and tbh, I might as well continue to fail back home where it's much cheaper.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

If my ass gets much bigger I can start being in rap videos....

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

I once gave a handy in a booth at Applebees while we waited for the spinach artichoke dip appetizer to arrive... Date me?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

I'm going to a Bluegrass music party tonight. As a musician I sorta kinda like the music but as a redneck I really love the moonshine.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

I follow back all musicians.....even drummers!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

I wish people would stop using the abbreviation 'ATM' in tweets because I never know if they mean 'automated teller machine', 'at the moment' or 'ass to mouth'!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

I always try and write my tweets real slow because I know some of you can't read fast.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

Every time I see the name of these chips at the store I think of the muffled, repetitive dance beat at a techno club...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

10 years

I'd much rather snort a line than wait in one.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

Take me to the monster trucks or bowling or movies or go kart racing & then a few drinks and feed me. I'm not high maintenance.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

To Whom It May Concern: My mental health is on life support like most days but, that can be said for a lot of people here and IRL. Be kind, You never know the thin ice others are skating on.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

OMG.., That Corona Light beer tastes like having sex in a row boat.... Fucking close to water!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

Social media will go down in history as the main reason for the human race feeling they had a life less lived.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

Earlier today I was proposed to during sex. Why can't people just watch and not ask dumb questions?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

Sorry if I seem distant and distraught today twitter, I somehow misplaced my emotional support dildo....

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

I know now to NEVER buy a used Hitachi microphone from a pawn shop... all it does is make a buzzing noise...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

I spend way too much time alone with my brain and it spends way too much time thinking about crap neither one of us have the power to change...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

Due to the Covid I've given up on sex and been learning to play bass because bassist are used to not getting any anyway.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

At this time of the year I really miss skinny dippin' with someone special... Hell I even miss skinny dippin' with someone random!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

My Personal Disclaimer: I've colluded with Russian vodka several times.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

46 MINUTES since Elon bought twitter and I still don't see any difference!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

I dwell on my past so I don't have to think about my lack of a future.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

My Adopted Mother Used To Beat Me When I Was A Kid...... I Never Was Good At Checkers.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

What if Twitter isn't real and this is just some sort of soul sucking nightmare we are all having at the same time!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

I really can't pick just 1 of them but if I had to it would be #2 . What about you? (Please Fave and RT)

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

7 years

When is @TheView , the most, idiotic, biased and myopic program on T.V. going to be removed from the air?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

She sells sanctuary by the seashore...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

Nothing has been through thick and thin with me as much as my ass and eyebrows.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

8 months

Full Moon and a strange light in the sky just now!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

Difference between a guitar and a person is I can pour out my heart and soul to my guitar and it always gives back. That can't be said about most people.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

Still amazes me how many specific types of stupid there are on twitter!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

I really thought I'd be famous or dead by now....

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

I had a taco and it's a Wednesday because I'm a rebel and stuff...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

Anyone else feel hopelessly adrift in so many others thickening stream of greed and treachery?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

How' bout we just go back to the barter system.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

Without getting into any details of why I feel this way have any of you ever gotten so tired of the bullshit in this world that you didn't care anymore about any possible collateral damage the personal changes you have to make in your life just to survive might cause?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

Do I get a "Participation Trophy" for being part of Jacks purge party today?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

Mine is 'Everything Dies' by Type O Negative. What's yours?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

The CDC recommends that you delete your twitter account....

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

.......but will you pause your porn for me?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

I wanna start an all female metal band where we dress like major quantum gravity nerds and call ourselves ''Tampon String Theory!!!" Bwahahahahah.. Sorry, I need to go to bed.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

Anyone else besides me need an emotional support nuclear device?

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

When I was in foster care and it was cold out like it is now, on Friday evenings for dinner there was nothing better than fish sticks and @kraftmacncheese !

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

8 years

Let me remind you that my TL is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for your dining and dancing pleasure...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

3 years

As long as you're moving forward, so what if you burn all those fucking bridges!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

I just had a bird poop on my head...hopefully this is a turning point in my life.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

My life is complete shit but my ass looked good this morning so I guess that's somethin'...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

Ah, it's another glorious day living in farm country where it smells like a rotting skunk covered in molasses fermenting in an urinal.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

5 years

🎶Put your middle fingers in the airrrrrr.., say ''Fuck You Pandemic'' like you just don't care!!!

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

4 years

The guy I'm house/dog sitting for left earlier to go south and my roommate leaves tomorrow morning to go north for the holidays. I'm going to be totally alone at least for a week and I can hardly wait. Merry Christmas to me and to y'all of course. 💋🎅🎄🎁

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

apparently humming the bass track to the barney miller theme song is frowned upon by my husband during foreplay......

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

2 years

If you ever doubted my insanity know first that the couple that live next door to me have EVERY wind chime and solar light ever made in the last 10 years in their backyard.

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss

6 years

Just think of me as trying to delay the apocalypse, one tweet at a time...

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𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓐𝓫𝔂𝓼𝓼

@iris_abyss