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This is where I repost interesting stuff I come across on X. Reposts don't necessarily mean agreement. Home of 'Retard Index.' My main account is @eyeslasho .

Joined December 2022
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@iowireservice
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Ratings Guide for The Retard Index (scale of 1 to 10): Mildly impaired (1 to 3.9) Borderline retarded (4 to 5.9) Retarded (6 to 7.9) Deeply retarded (8 to 8.9) Inanimate (9 to 10)
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Retard Index Rating: 10 (out of 10).
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@kareem_carr Interesting that you first blocked @eyeslasho (me), and then tweeted at him calling him a racist. This is what a coward does. The 900% figure is a conservative figure. If by "whites" we mean "non-Hispanic whites," then the percentage is much higher in the most recent years.
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@ProfJoshuaA
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Unpopular (Lefty) professor opinion: The dumbest irony in the “the Left is indoctrinating college students” discourse is the thing that pulls them to the Left (of wherever they are) is just explaining the world in a more ideologically neutral way than they are used to.
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Retard Index Rating: 8.5 (out of 10).
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Retard Index Rating: 9.5 (out of 10).
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Retarded Index Rating: 8 (out of 10).
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My thoughts? My thoughts are that you are retarded. 7.5
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Retard Index Rating: 9 (out of 10).
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Retard Index Rating: 8.5 (out of 10).
@soulkhan
soul khan
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literally every college student who was arrested is smarter than anyone who has ever been or ever will be a cop in america
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6.5 (There are over 10 millions patents on file at the US Patent Office.)
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Retard Index Rating: 8.5 (out of 10)
@yishan
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Google’s Gemini issue is not really about woke/DEI, and everyone who is obsessing over it has failed to notice the much, MUCH bigger problem that it represents. (1/n)
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Retard Index Rating: 9.5 (out of 10).
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Retard Index Rating: 9.5 (out of 10).
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I follow only 10 accounts on X, but I make sure that, as a connoisseur of retardation, this short curated list is impeccable.
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10 (original poster was being sarcastic)
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4 (statues aren't architecture, and Lady Liberty was designed and built by the French)
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Retard Index Rating: 0 (out of 10).
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Evidence of a vibe shift, as told to me by a progressive twentysomething. And I quote; "Things are changing. People are saying 'retarded' and no one cares."
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@Partisangirl
Syrian Girl 🇸🇾
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Israel has used what appears to be a tactical nuclear bomb on #Gaza blowing up 56 buildings at the same time.
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Retard Index Rating: 8 (out of 10).
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Retard Index Rating: 7 (out of 10). The US does not operate bases in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Turkmenistan. Also, it no longer operates bases at some of the other points indicated on the map. This popular meme is a magnet for retards.
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@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
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What is preventing you from moving to Russia?
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@akafacehots
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JUST IN: Michelle Obama’s ex-boyfriend David Upchurch has come forward to reveal that “she” is actually a man named Michael Robinson and only became “Michelle” after meeting Barack Obama and having prospects of becoming First Lady. It’s official: Michelle Obama is a man.
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8.5 ("Black Americans and progeny of the formerly enslaved" are responsible for "most of the inventions in America and the world")
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@ra_sexy9742
SexyRa
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. @RealDianeYap “Heffa” if Asians were so smart, most of the inventions in America 🇺🇸 & world 🌎 would be Asians. It’s Not! It’s Black Americans and progeny of the formerly enslaved. You all can’t compete with us. Some of our Ancestors invented and didn’t have formal education.
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8.5 ("there is zero evidence Asians are being discriminated against at Harvard")
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@Calrissian45
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@eyeslasho ,,, Based on their current enrollment percentage, there is ZERO evidence Asians are being discriminated against at Harvard. Based on graduation rates, there is ZERO evidence Harvard is admitting unqualified Blacks, It's that simple.
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Retard Index Rating: 8.5 (out of 10).
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@AncestoralVoice
Life-Writing Guru (Child of Elohim)
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One of our first Kings of Britain was a Black King. Muslim heritage. My ancestor, King Offa of Mercia.
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@esjesjesj
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Elon Musk is a fucking Nazi
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Revised Ratings Guide (scale of 1 to 10) Mildly impaired (1 to 3.9) Borderline retarded (4 to 5.9) Retarded (6 to 7.9) Deeply retarded (8 to 8.9) Inanimate (9 to 10)
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"According to this graph I just tweeted, about 25% of the population is neither of the male nor female sex" 8.5
@SwamijiSamantha
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@zaelefty Wrong graph Zachary.... It's this one...
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@EndWokeness
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TikTok historian explains how Beethoven and Lincoln were really blacks who got “whitified” by the media:
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Retard Index Rating: 10 (out of 10).
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6 (engaging in homosexual acts is illegal in Dubai)
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Retard Index Rating: 10 (out of 10).
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6.5 (She's referring to white Americans.)
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@catturd2 His sentence is grammatically correct. Have you considered the possibility that you may be mentally retarded?
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"universities don't mention anti-blackness or Islamophobia" 6
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Retard Index Rating: 8.5 (out of 10).
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"We invented everything." Retard Index Rating: 9.5 (out of 10).
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Retard Index Rating: 10 (out of 10).
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8 (he thinks the ascendant power will be Saudi Arabia)
@matt_gray_
MATT GRAY
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Everyone thinks the countries of the future are: Japan. USA. China. They’re all wrong. One country stands heads and shoulders above the rest. Here it is (and why I believe it’s the future):
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@saletan
Will Saletan (wsaletan on Threads)
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Iowa voter on Ramaswamy: "I’m not being prejudiced, guys, but I don’t like his name. I don’t like where he came from. After 9/11, I still harbor a lot of hard feelings." On #TheFocusGroup , @SarahLongwell25 previews the caucuses with the great Ann Selzer.
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@DrTasbas
Dr.Tunç Taşbaş 🇹🇷
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@DrEliDavid Turkiye ruled the entire Middle East, the Balkans and North Africa in peace and justice for 400 years. The Ottoman soldier would never harm the property or life of any civilian. Those who cannot even peacefully govern a 60-70 year old tribal state called Israel cannot
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@DrLoupis
Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis
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52,479 people voted - 86% would rather be kidnapped by Hamas than IDF. Think about that.
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What did I just watch.
@ppmctweets
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Possibly the greatest interview of the year.
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Retard Index Rating: 8 (out of 10).
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7 (internal combustion engine wasn't invented until 1870s; man in photo is not Edmond Berger; Étienne Lenoir, a Belgian, invented the sparkplug)
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@tariqnasheed
Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸
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Where is this special treatment that Black people are getting?
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Retard Index Rating: 8 (out of 10).
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Retard Index Rating: 8.5 (out of 10).
@laurenboebert
Lauren Boebert
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I wonder what could have caused Joe Biden’s rapid physical and cognitive decline? 🤔
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@IntelUnderworld
Citizen Rogue
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@theretardindex At 500 mph, impossible for Arabs to have guided 2 planes that precisely. Lazer-guided controls overtook the planes remotely. Arabs were patsies. Zionists set the controlled demolition charges. Engineers, military pilots, other very intelligent people know this to be true.
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Retard Index Rating: 8.5 (out of 10).
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9 (This is the first 9 I've awarded, and unsurprisingly it goes to an actual flat-earther.)
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"Because trans women aren’t pretending to be women, they are women." Retard Index Rating: 8 (out of 10).
@ThomasWillett9
Thomas Willett
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Because trans women have always existed. Because trans women aren’t pretending to be women, they are women. Because trans women having equal rights doesn’t erase language or rights. If that was true, it would have already happened.
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@libsoftiktok
Libs of TikTok
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. @UCSF invited Dante King to give a talk on “Diagnosing Whiteness.” He says “whites are psychopaths” and discusses the “delusion and perversion of whiteness.” He also claims it’s written in the law that you can r*pe black women.
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Retard Index Rating: 9.5 (out of 10).
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@BenjaminABoyce
Benjamin🪤Boyce
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true story
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Retard Index Rating: 9.5 (out of 10).
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Retard Index Rating: 8.5 (out of 10).
@visegrad24
Visegrád 24
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BREAKING: “Don’t assume that Israel will stop in Gaza. If not stopped, this rogue state, this terrorist state, will sooner or later set its sights on Turkey with its delusions about a promised land” - President Erdogan 🇹🇷🇮🇱
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@AdamRutherford
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@nathancofnas @melissasigodo That of course is a false proposition, and two unconnected statements. You cannot know if Jamaicans on average are faster than Jews cos that data is not available, and the numbers of athletes in the Olympics is statistically insignificant.
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