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STOP MAING HIM OUT TO BE SOME OBSESSIVE CRAZED SEX BEAST . THIS MAN IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOSER EVER. HE HAS NEVER GOTTEN A BITCH IN HIS WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE I STAND BY IT BUT HES ALSO SO HEAVILY MISCHARACTERIZED AS DUMB ANS NOTHING ELSE WHEN HE HAS LAYERS
you guys know that scene from the truman show where truman is ripping out pieces of magazines in order to recreate sylvia’s face from memory? ok. tim doing that for sasha
the whole entire point of his character is to make you underestimate him in order to get the upperhand on EVERYONE. you see this in season one when sasha says his survival instincts are bad, and he survives longer than almost Anyone!!!! you all fell for it too!!!!!!!!
THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES IS A PODCAST DISTRIBUTED BY RUSTY QUILL AND LICENSED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS ATTRIBUTION NONCOMMERCIAL SHAREALIKE 4.0. INTERNATIONAL LICENSE
any archivist born after the 1940s can’t archive… all they know is vacation to america , disorganize files, get marked, be bisexual , eat statement giver fear & lie.
he Literally was able to twist his situation in order to outsmart THE GREAT MACHINATION MOTHER OF PUPPETS EMBODIMENT OF MANIPULATION. he sacrificed himself to the lonely (outsmarting someone who attemped to groom him in the process) in order to put a wedge between him & the web
i need more people to understand that the bitchiness and hard edges is martins actual personality and the soft quiet pushover is the facade, not the other way around
“jons so tragic that we barely talk about how hes an orphan” YEAH WE ALSO BARELY, OR NEVER, TALK ABOUT HOW HE WAS BULLIED AND LITERALLY BEAT UP BY AN EIGHTEEN YEAR OKD WHEN HE WAS LIKE????? EIGHT?????
also realizing that jon and martin WOULD actually be explicitly canon with no doubt about it and their relationship is not made up by fandom or simply implied
did you guys ever see children in palestine dying with shirts of winnie the pooh or spiderman and remember it was disney’s money that killed them? because i did.
another reason s2 jonmartin is peak is because there is definitely a point in time where jon was watching martin while he was suspect and thought “god, martin. i still cant stand him sometimes, the way he talks and flips his hair back…that kind of cut looks very nice on him but
martin JUST starting T as he gets the archives job and the first time jon calls them all to a meeting so everyone knows who they’re working with, martin introduces himself and jon just levels him with the “yes… i know.” stare and martin thinks jon is transphobic for about a year
“i dont often like to use trauma in horror. here is my main character he is an orphan + witnessed a mans death at his expense when he was 8 + was beat up by adults at 8 + bullied in general throughout child and adulthood + lost the only family he ever had (his grandmother) + got-
stop just saying “im eye and spiral aligned” “im hunt and corruption aligned” say stiff like “im the hypnosis of the pupil” or “im the ant with a machete chasing you through the schoolyards” BE CREATIVE!!
ace4ace jmart. pre-early-s1. jon is not out to anyone and its june 1st. he shows up to work, “fuck what if this purple sweater vest outs me??” he thinks. gets paranoid. sees martin. he’s wearing an ace flag pin. jon is ANGRY. “he’s mocking me. i was outed and he’s mocking me.”
and if i said martins been masking so long that he doesnt even know his real personality anymore which made his depersonalization 100x worse and led him even further into the lonely?!?!?!?!??
i love that martin is a canonically plus size char and his weight, mental health, personality, and character as a whole isnt treated as a comic relief or joke or any other type if stereotypical thing like that. i love that he has an important main role and also has a romance,
i dont give a FUCK about “realism”. someone in this podcast married and had children with a BEETLE. everyone in the archives is trans argue with the wall
genshins biggest worldbuilding problems lie in the fact that an entire continent is smaller than the span of my town, theres like 3 houses per region, and they dont have schools or BATHROOMS. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT NOT A SINGLE CHARACTER IN GENSHIN IMPACT EVER HAS TO LIKE. SHIT?