The Jackal's CRIMES OF PASSION on 7" flexi-disc is AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER from today until September 6th! For only $12 you too can own evidence that will likely be used in future court proceedings against a crazed murderer who is currently still at large!
@breezyahhh
@BarbieTheeStar
maybe adam rapoport shouldn't have fucked over sohla and their other poc creators 🥴💀 tried to save a little money and ended up losing half of their chefs and their entire reputation
@MilesLangerman
if it's not a tiny taquería in the back of a bodega with a kid doing homework in the corner, red plastic coke cups, and the server yelling in spanish to his grandma back i want no part of it
you're telling me that a skinhead band called "conservative military image" has a singer who bragged about killing brown people in the middle east? AND they did something transphobic and only walked it back when they got called on it?? no fucking way dude who could have known
@InvestorBettor
@seltzermom
nobody is trying to flex by encouraging somebody showing signs of gambling addiction to speak to a professional about it, dumbass.
@Totalblamblamm
@TheOnion
it's not supposed to be funny. it's an exaggerated, satirical take on a real world issue. sometimes the onion is funny but ultimately it's more about social commentary than comedy
@BuyMeTheHouse
@Kidxfx
who are you to determine somebody else's definition of success? a big part of success for me is whether or not i am happy. it's not everything, but it's important. if weed helps me achieve that, does that not mean that weed has helped me be successful?
SNUFFED ON SIGHT WAS GENUINELY IN THE RIGHT FOR DOING THIS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, DONT ENTER A SPACE WHERE YOURE GONNA GET HIT IF YOU DONT WANNA GET HIT
@RodFlemingWorld
@DonnaUndead
@blameaspartame
i think it is very weird that people like you superimpose masculinity onto the bodily characteristics of a woman. they are attached to a woman, are they not? and if people who are not women can have these traits, how do the traits indicate any particular gender over another?
no no this can't be right, the name certainly must just be an homage to a time in hardcore perceived as harder and more masculine. surely there can't be anything wrong here, it's these pc tiktok snowflakes who two step to the wrong parts who are just being too sensitive
@thefayth
i am going to make bi pride stuff and sell it. i am begging you to prove me wrong that you are absolutely 100% full of shit. i want a cease and desist letter as soon as i start printing.
no dude rolling on the ground and drawing shitloads of attention to yourself and away from the bands at a diy show is super cool, nobody thinks you're weird and annoying at all
y'all love that shitty ass milkshake so much you're willing to buy it multiple times even though the money you spent is going to put bullets in israeli guns huh. you people are so addicted to consuming that you will break a boycott so you can have a shitty mint milkshake that you
put she/her pronouns in my bio, liquidate all assets and dump into eliminating homelessness, starvation, etc, and kill myself in that order within 1 day
@_chase_____
i accidentally missed the barcode on a pint of ice cream and it made the employee come over and it showed the video and everything i felt like a damn criminal
@wwrenfry
@bringurownbaby
@SariegoAlonso
so is your mouth. and your eyes, every millimeter of your skin, and literally everywhere you look. bacteria are absolutely everywhere on every single surface. you're not going to get sick from getting stream water on you.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THERE IS A CAT WHO I WAS FEEDING WHEN I FIRST MOVED IN LIKE A YEAR AGO
HE WAS SMALL AND SICKLY AND THEN HE DISAPPEARED
I HAD ASSUMED HE DIED
I HAD NOT SEEN HIM IN ALMOST A YEAR
THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST SHOWED UP AGAIN
SPUD LIVES
SPUD LIVES
SPUD LIVES
and while i'm at it, ripping burzum shirts off of people is funny and cool. varg is a nazi, and you can't justify it by saying that burzum's music is good because it sucks ass. of all the black metal bands, a nazi going "HuH .. tHiS iS ... WAOW !!" is the best one you can find.
BREAKING: LOCAL HYPERPOP MUSICIAN AND DANGEROUS CRIMINAL LILAC HEART HAS BEEN SPOTTED AT SWEET MARY'S BAKERY IN DOWNTOWN AKRON EATING A BISCUIT AND GRAVY AND DRINKING AN ICED OATMILK LATTE WITH CARAMEL. MORE TO COME AS THE STORY DEVELOPS.
if you came from new york for this show please don't ever fucking come back here. the level of disrespect that you fucking losers showed for not just a diy venue, but for my friends' home is fucking insane. you will never, ever be welcome back here. what the fuck lmao.
my colleagues and myself have successfully removed a fourth criminal from the streets of akron. i'll be expecting my key to the city for my services any day now
2 cigarettes left right now and i don't think i'm gonna buy any more once they're gone. i love smoking and it's going to be really hard to break the addiction especially going to shows but being a smoker fucking sucks and i think i'm sick enough of it to try to quit again
hey y'all someone got into my car last night after i extremely foolishly forgot to bring my guitar and pedalboard inside. both are missing along with my wallet and a bunch of cash. i don't really give a shit about the wallet but this guitar is extremely important to me and if
BREAKING: Drivers in Akron, OH are thrilled to discover that they now get to drive on the other side of E. Exchange St for the next two years as Akron Public Works sets a blistering pace, poised to resurface one road in a record-breaking sub-five years.
two households, both alike in dignity,
in fair akron, where we lay our scene,
from ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
aldi rejected my application. what do you people want from me. what is it about my 5 years of retail and customer service experience is so undesirable that you cannot fathom to even give me an interview. i have references. i am so good at this shit. fuck you give me $18 an hour.