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Training to fight the grizzlies up north

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Joined January 2021
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10 months
@edna_days @selenagomez Ss of this gonna show up in her next documentary
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2 years
@charli_xcx Of course babes xoxo
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1 year
@buffys Wait sooooo Colleen ballinger coded❤️
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5 months
But do you get the aesthetic
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2 years
@FUCKITIL0VEYOU Shades of cool on a budget
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3 years
OMFFG OMFG OMFG LANA RECREATING MILLION DOLALR MAN ICONIC PERFORMANCE OH MY GOD
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3 years
how to be a queerbaiter
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I don’t wanna play with boys anymore
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6 months
The negative canthal tilt revolution
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2 years
Lana Del Rey stuns on the #MetGala red carpet
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3 years
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3 years
. @Zelladay being the most gorgeous human to walk this earth
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2 years
“Marina glamorizes poverty” no girl she is singing about her own experiences…
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3 years
SHES THE CUTEST
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7 months
Passenger princess!
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8 months
Reminder I’m a college boy
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@imisslongbeach
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3 years
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3 years
look like they’d make me answer three riddles to let me cross their bridge
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@imisslongbeach
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3 years
like this if you love Lana Del Rey
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2 years
Statistics show a correlation between disliking NFR and illiteracy
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3 years
but nobody warns you before the fall🎶
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11 months
New IDGAF soldier just dropped
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1 year
Lana before shooting white dress music video
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@imisslongbeach
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3 years
me making coffee so marina can never sleep 🙏
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I can’t wait to sleep one day
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1 year
@lane_blvd 65 billion next🤷‍♂️❤️
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9 months
Hi, I noticed there was an opening in your business. I’d like to apply.
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9 months
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2 years
Thinking abt when I met lana 😭❤️ she was so nice
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delete now this is triggering and rly upsetting to those of us with anxiety who haven’t been noticed and it’s honestly disgusting that you’re so comfortable posting something that could hurt so many people shame on you you foul foul human being
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10 months
The personality keep him running back 🗣️
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7 months
Just one of those timeless faces idk
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Lana Del Rey stuns in recent video.
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9 months
The grinch must have taken the short bubble butt Latino that was meant to be under my tree
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1 year
@buffys D-Day
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3 years
he looks like someone lana would date and I don’t mean that in a good way
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Keep telling that to yourself
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3 years
she’s a genius actually becasue she’s comparing deleting her accounts to blowing up the helicopter in hbtb mv 🤷‍♂️
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10 months
The homies posted up. I froze. Spotted them. I knew I couldn’t run; they had already seen me. So I cautiously advanced, afraid for what would come next
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11 months
I need a sugar daddy ❤️🌹
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1 year
@willfulchaos Wait she’s mother
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10 months
These, and a blunt.
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3 years
lana met mags omg 😭♥️
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3 years
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10 months
Nobody knows how to flirt anymore like
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6 months
Being the only person to hear someone keep trying to speak in a group setting but getting drowned out multiple times is such an intimate experience
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11 months
@chillextremist No hate. I respect the creativity. Just been a rough day. Hope we’re cool :/
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11 months
Why does the poop emoji have eyes and a mouth? 💩 Why can’t it just be a shit, a normal shit??
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11 months
Went commando and in crocs today
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10 months
Do we fuck? Everyone is dying to find out, but nobody ever will. This dynamic is unbeatable
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1 year
@borntod1ebabe It’s just her typing quirk don’t mind it
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3 years
this was oomf pretending to be me 😭 i’ve been deactivated for months let me rest peacefully
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1 year
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11 months
@vvenicebitch1 Miss her to death
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3 years
W for Dorothy stay mad
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6 months
Just like sex, using protection to see the eclipse just doesn’t hit the same as doing it raw
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3 years
not a single screenshot I don’t have
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3 years
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10 months
You know it’s cold asf outside when you can see ur breath 😭😭
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1 year
Me looking up at the wasp nest before I destroy it
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1 year
I need a sugar daddy
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2 years
Serving hot drunk aunt at the family function
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8 months
My brain stops working when I stops this working when see I my brain stops see when I working see this
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9 months
Merry fucking Christmas
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3 years
@dresserous you are GAY😭
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8 months
Love my girls who have the aggressive horniness of a teenage boy
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8 months
A good freestyle can transform lives.
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10 months
@fIeafag No like it’s crazy cuz she’s one of the GREATS
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1 year
Me if I was in Bird Box (2018)
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11 months
Let a straight guy suck it once and he keep hitting your line…let me live breh
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3 years
imisslongbeach is gone 😶for good
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10 months
Nobody gives a fuck
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9 months
We both know…that it’s not fashionable to love me
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5 months
Summer is coming and I feel more like her everyday
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3 years
@FUCKITIL0VEYOU the way she enables addiction like that doesn’t sit right with me but ok…
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1 year
She has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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Kim Kardashian’s character poster for ‘PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie,’ coming to theaters September 29.
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@Noah_Saltzmann When the women in stem pill kicks in
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1 year
Me saying hi to my friends abusive parents on FaceTime
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1 year
Me: I don’t wanna get in the boatttt The captain of the boat: There will be short Latino men with bubble butts Me asf:
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2 years
@tyler02020202 Just say you suck dick!!!!
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11 months
Yall ever shit so big you realize you could take dick if you wanted?
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11 months
Pretty privilege is crazy cuz wdym my shoe’s untied? 😭
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3 years
Sexy Milf Librarian Catches You Staring At You
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3 years
@taylorsversion Kinggg never let your penile issues define you
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9 months
She always got something to say
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1 year
The joy that Lana Del Radio must have felt during Lana’s Republican era wow
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3 years
wikifeet going insane rn
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7 months
Has anyone ever actually gotten a UTI? I feel like they’re a myth
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2 years
Lana plz post a titty pic or something I wanna see honeymoon get a million likes ❤️❤️
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1 year
Step your cookies up before they crumble
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@atomicannie well we certainly aren’t saying stunning everyday, step your cookies up before they crumble.
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10 months
I need a sugar daddy…like actually tho
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she’s never looked better and I mean that
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11 months
How I feel when someone says “colored pencil” and I respond with “pencil of color, actually”
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2 years
Dumbass chuns
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10 months
If I was homeless I would just have a Grindr hook up every night so I would always have a bed to sleep in
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9 months
Gag me gag me gag me gag me
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Lana Del Rey looks breathtaking for SKIMS.
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Who up playing with they worm
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8 months
Bad bitch and the walls ain’t bending Post photo, name start trending
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