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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

10 months

seeing suffocation on acid just fixed my entire life

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

fixed it lol

Pumpkin the Gentlemen

@Mr_PumpG

8 months

Let’s not invade NON-MALE spaces

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

this is so funny to me bc its acting like people are assigning trans men as lesbians against their will which is literally the opposite of what's happening lmao

Pumpkin the Gentlemen

@Mr_PumpG

8 months

Let’s not invade NON-MALE spaces

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

@loverboydyke also the fact that op is not trans or a lesbian 😭 like who invited u to this discussion

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

@BeeTee the point of labels is to be true to ones self, if a trans man identifies with the term lesbian, who are you to tell him he's wrong?

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

imagine being like "NO YOU CANT BE A LESBIAN THAT ISNT ALLOWED" and then having the audacity to be like "these poor trans men are getting harassed and invalidated 😔" like MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU ARE THE ONE HARASSING AND INVALIDATING THEM

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

@merp388397 literally 😭😭😭

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

>"attacking someone for their gender identity is unjustified" >"xenogenders aren't real" girl make up ur mind

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

@eirianqueer thats also just not the insult they think it is, like if ur teenager and ur "debating" ppl in their 20s ur probably just wrong like grow up a little first lol

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

5 months

fun fact! dirty clothes become clean again if you let them sit long enough before you wear them again

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

brand of sacrifice is so good btw

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

being autistic is fun until ur misreading social cues at the function

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

a straight up dystopian take, i cannot fathom this level of stupidity and cruelty

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1 year

idc for yt homeless people. how you fail in a world that was built for you

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

necrobiotics by undeath is one of the catchiest death metal songs ive ever heard which seems kinda antithetical to the genre but they did it n they did it well fr

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

7 months

i think this video proves that mean pretty white women are the most powerful people on earth bc all she said is "find some hobbies" in a condescending tone and it blows peoples minds like she isn't even saying anything cohesive 😭

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

this is one of the worst takes ive ever seen in my life

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@prior_parker

1 year

hot take : concerts aren't fun unless you know the artists whole discography

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

5 months

okay my turn to be annoying so sorry </3 it didnt actually look this bright irl but me n my dad drove out of town so we could see it better :)

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

@loverboydyke LITERALLY like why do they think they're the ones respecting peoples identities

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

@talicide age 14 lmao

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

@speed2xlover bro r u still mad about a tweet from 3 days ago? get a life

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

yall ever stretch so hard u faint

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

@starvingneo @talicide omg thats my lesbian boyfriend isn't he pretty

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

3 months

drinking water is like hitting a vape but when u love urself

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

i hate this so much, the idea of like "ohh reddit cringe" has become way too popular ppl forget how valuable reddit is as a forum for niche topics, reddit shutting down would be a huge loss

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

i thoroughly despise you

𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐞

@exavierpope

1 year

I told him I’m calling police if he doesn’t leave

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

5 months

just saw a cybertruck irl ☹

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

3 months

yeah im transsexual (attracted to trans people)

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

4 months

this mf is a goldfish

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4 months

is jared leto alive? /genq

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

5 months

@cinnanite saying this like autistic people aren't commonly perceived as annoying by neurotypicals

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

@talicide theyre always 14

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

i need weed so bad man

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

t4t puppygirl this t4t puppyboy that where r my kitty cats ☹ why does no one want to meow with me ☹ where r the t4t catgirls ☹ does no one like purring and taking naps in sunbeams anymore ☹ i don't wanna be a dog i hate dogs WHERE R THE KITTY CATS

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

8 months

feeling kinda unhype i need to smoke dmt rn

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

do u hear urself??? this is literally what conservatives say about trans ppl u sound like a conservative rn

brooklyn

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1 year

i will again reiterate that validity culture has been nothing but a detriment like how separated from material reality do you have to be to act like this is what a woman looks like

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

i think about that 4chan post that's like "dont u think its weird that there's a giant glowing orb in the sky that we're not allowed to look at" all the time

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

need a beer and a joint and a scooby doo ass sandwich

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

i wanted to be a half blood sooooo bad when i was a kid

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

merry christmas :)

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

they should make an alcoholic vape

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

i need my pfp to match my banner better

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

i need to buy more weed soon

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

4 months

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

this ones for all my baby girls i see your comments ladies and they make me smile im lurking and im stalking when you least expect it but lately ive just been taking care of my business and getting my grind on but i promise you ill be back to play and get my flirt on

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

ppl whose favorite smell is coffee r no different from ppl whose favorite smell is weed

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

actually a little annoying that my one lesbian discourse tweet blows up i try to avoid it so hard and now my notifs are flooded about smth i have no interest in arguing about 😭

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

men that trash astrology r sooo annoying like we get it u don't like women grow up

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

i need to get off twitter and do my homework

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

me :3

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@northstardoll

1 year

me :3

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

so funny that talia has all these fucked up food takes and then makes the most beautiful delicious looking meals

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

7 months

this is such a fucking ridiculous image what are we even doing here this is so unserious 😭

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

went to the store with greasy hair and a trashy fit and suddenly every bad bitch in spokane works at fred meyer

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

me, a lesbian, when i see weird old male actors 😍

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

i actually can't believe how hard bitmoji fell off

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

4 months

this pisses me off wtf did u think was gonna happen allistic people are so dumb

Fesshole

@fesshole

4 months

A few days ago it was my 40th, friends asked what I was doing, I said oh, nothing special. They said oh, cool. So I thought they're planning something, the day arrived, I got dressed and waited and waited. Not one of them had planned anything, I just spent my 40th alone.

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

men vs women

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

8 months

not killing myself is an act of people pleasing

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

to catch a predator by icp stuck in my head

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

i should be allowed to beat someone to death every 2 weeks

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

if everyone could read my mind i think my friends would like me more and strangers would like me less

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

5 months

i shattered my phone screen at the holocaust museum

ZAGG

@ZAGGdaily

1 year

Worst place you’ve ever dropped your phone?

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

sure who cares anymore

i like food

@messedupfoods

11 months

would you eat ice cream noodles?

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

i only know how to make ugly cakes

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

6 months

i think there should be a law that says no one is allowed to comment on my eating habits

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

3 months

trump literally just doesn't answer the questions if he doesn't want to

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

when u see a horrible take from someone that annoyed u and now u have a valid reason to hate them >>>>>

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

ppl r so weird to only children

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

starting a scooby doo mystery incorporated rewatch :)

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

ppl that pretend that the beatles suck r so funny to me like u dont have to enjoy their music but the beatles being the greatest band of all time is pretty much the closest thing u can get to an objectively correct opinion on art, like if u think otherwise ur actually just wrong

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

actually gonna make popcorn then it'll be xmen 3 time

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

girls when they have a crush

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

fun fact the first time i did shrooms (which was my first time doing psyches) was on halloween

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

3 months

i hate that one of these two old men is gonna be our president

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

im so sick and tired of living with my fucking parents

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

weed acquired!!!

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

i am just a girl i should NOT be asked to do things

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

daydrunk watching football im living the american dream

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

7 months

a social media app just like twitter but if enough people think u deserve to die u get a death squad sent to ur house

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

my mom wants me to call a dr :( havent stopped throwing up

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

3 months

this is so scary

MoshiMoshiMoan

@MoshiMoshiMoan

3 months

That's the CNN poll? CNN lol. Did Joe shit himself on stage or something. What did I miss.

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

not picking at scabs is the hardest thing in the world

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

if ur a self proclaimed misandrist i just assume ur a super shitty person to be around

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

7 months

i think its so funny when ppl use bro as a pronoun i love it

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

5 months

the cycle lately: 1. smoke 2. read my book 3. want to do something else 4. there is no something else 5. scroll mindlessly on twitter until im reminded of how much i hate humanity and myself 6. repeat

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

thinking about that nfl player that used to take shrooms and adderall before games to go "rage mode"

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

should i wake up at 6:30 on sunday to watch the chiefs vs the dolphins or is it not worth it

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

8 months

they'd put me in a blender if they could but i don't dont fit

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

5 months

hate living with people i don't wanna live with so bad

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

its so weird watching ur friends get real adult jobs like why am i friends with a news anchor 😭

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

9 months

being a person is so exhausting

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

who else thinking about the deep inconsolable sadness they're going to have to carry with them for as long as they live

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

@oliviamxcy this style was literally adorable i actively enjoyed messing around w my bitmoji when it looked like this

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

forget holding back someone's hair while they throw up, hold back my hair while im spitting out toothpaste

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

11 months

spotify wrapped artist predictions (in no particular order) -rush -alice in chains -archspire -megadeth -iron maiden?

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mikaela 🌧

@ilovemikaelaaa

1 year

i cant say what i want to do to these parents bc id get banned

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@wk9xi

1 year

This is actually fucking horrible should be a crime, it’s a medical condition I don’t get why people can’t just understand that, this like switching someone’s prescription for a disease cause you are a Christian scientist