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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Such a pity that the ballet dancer in the @amazon Christmas advert had to retrain in cyber...
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
What on Earth did I just hear on @BBCRadio4 ? Prince Andrew paying £10m to settle sexual abuse “happens in every family”. I can assure you that it doesn’t.
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Saw a fair few very elderly men waiting outside of pubs this morning. Let’s not forget that for many people pubs serve as community centres and places to have a chat in the warmth and we shouldn’t be snobby about the people who may have been very isolated during this time
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
Cool, so they’ll want to pay £40 a cask now then? Stop selling to Spoon’s people. It’s false economy and cheapens your brand. Beer should be not be so cheap, it’s expensive and hard to make and you shouldn’t drink it like water.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
I am one of the longest standing female brewers in Europe. If I can't stand up for others, who the fuck can? These past weeks have been exhausting. I am so glad I stuck my head above the parapet to highlight the shit and help those with less of a voice.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Today I spoke about something I care deeply about in front of 4,000,000 people. I got myself there through being good at what I do, and being unafraid of speaking out. I hope this is just the beginning for beer. You are all amazing.
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
In some exciting news, I can now tell you all I’ll be heading up to Manchester to join the awesome brew team at @cloudwaterbrew very soon!
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Today someone told me they were tired of hearing about sexism in beer. If you're tired of hearing it, imagine how tired we are of living it. It's when you're most exhausted by the fight allyship is needed.
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Just want a pint of cask, man.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Got a distinction
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
So, who wants to help set up a union for the craft beer industry with me? It’s been talked about and pussyfooted around, but let’s just take fucking action!
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Charlotte Cook
6 years
Omg. There is a lad drinking a can of London pride on the overground. Not sure if he’s taken the news badly or has other issues.
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Charlotte Cook
9 months
Never, ever, ever let rich men bully you. Thanks for the total fucking vindication, Ofcom!
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
I’m completely certain that anyone who has ever been to a CAMRA beer festival and felt completely horrendous the next day can attest that a scotch egg is not, in fact, a substantial meal.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
And I love how many of them are telling me to set up my own microbrewery. I'm not a garage level brewer, lads. If you don't understand what I do, maybe don't comment on it. Anyway, off to write up my thesis on the sustainability of dry hopping... If any of you know what that is.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Dear brewers who make beer like this, do you have a minute to discuss our Lord and Saviour, Potassium Sorbate? Photo via @mrcjmartin
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
I hope that every single person who had a melty over beer being sold in supermarkets also buys all their vegetables at the green grocer, meat from a butcher, cheese from the cheese monger and newspapers at the newsagent. Wouldn’t want any pointless hypocrisy now would we.
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
What the fuck is that TKMaxx reduced aisle monstrosity behind Matt Hancock? Can we trust anyone with such poor taste? Does he have a pair of jeans with a diamonte dragon on the bum from the same shopping trip?
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but Fuck The Tories
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Charlotte Cook
7 years
Every time I go on twitter there’s some beer drama. This is how you can tell the beer industry is 90% male, because you all didn’t get this shit out of your system at school. You all act like a bunch of year 7 girls who think they saw Lucy take a tampon into the bathroom with her
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
If you're an implicated brewery who thinks this is going away, and hasn't commented, big news pal, it's not. This is only the beginning.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
I’ve finished my masters!!!
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Did my first brew for the new brewery yesterday. Really excited for it.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
@BrewDogJames I would suggest sorting out the mess in your company before posting cutesy distraction techniques on twitter, if I were you.
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
I got the big D.
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Anyway, before I reinstall Hinge and Bumble, I feel that I may as well ask. Anyone on here want to be my boyfriend? I’m quite nice and willing to travel.
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
This is a tough read, but we need to keep the conversation going so that change can be made.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
You can tell I’m a brewer by the fact the only beer I ever have in my house is the 750ml, 11% barrel aged mixed ferm shit I can’t wait to offload onto a friend for their birthday. And I keep it all at ambient temperature.
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
I really fucking hate it when people refer to pet owners as parents in a sincere way. You’re not a pupper dad. You have a dog, Steve.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
BTW brewery sexism hasn’t gone away. I just have a job and haven’t hired a PR agency. Watch this space
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Also very excited to say that I've finished my probationary period at my new job, and will be staying there for a long time to come! I can't wait for you all to come and try the beer!
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
This is the first Cloudwater beer I helped to develop with other women at the brewery and from the industry. Hope you enjoy it!
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Cloudwater Brew Co
5 years
We also have The Many Who Have Done This Before, a wonderful collaboration between the many women on our team (you did know we’re just about 50:50 here, right?), and some wonderful women in the industry near and far.
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
Time for the same annual reminder I have been issuing since 1996. When asked the question "Oasis or Blur?" My answer is still "Pulp".
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
If you don’t want to drink in January, or any month of next year, then that’s fine. It’s not for us alcohol producers to tell you to drink more during a quiet month. If you want to do Tryanuary, ace, thanks for the support. If you’re cutting back, I support your personal decision
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Been up all night trying to work out who I can invite from my 30 person grouse shooting hen party to my 15 person wedding. What a nightmare!
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
I’ll be speaking to @Emmabarnett with @MelissaCole on @BBCWomansHour this morning on @BBCRadio4 to discuss sexism in beer and the recent outpouring of stories of harassment. Between 10-11am. Please tune in!
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Charlotte Cook
6 months
Looks like @brewdogjames has resigned from BrewDog. I hope James Arrow can lead this company into a much more positive future.
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
Got to have a pint of beer I made, in a pub, for the first time in ages. It’s so great to see people enjoying something that you made.
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
No pubs but we can go to Primark until 10pm, so at least we can get some ill fitting T-shirt’s made in Bangladesh, referencing FRIENDS, which has never been funny and ended 20 years ago.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Without Us We Are Nothing
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Punks With Purpose
3 years
An open letter, to BrewDog.
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
Hey @BorisJohnson , when I go to Spain next week which passport lane do I use? You haven’t told me and I really fucking hate you so much.
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
People who can work from home can you please just stop fucking whinging about it. A lot of us can’t and have to try our hardest to keep working, keep positive and to keep productive whilst keeping ourselves and others we come into contact with healthy.
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
Everywhere I look I see @AnspachHobday London Black. When beer Twitter decides to be positive, it can be a beautiful thing.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Hi @BBCWomansHour currently on Instagram HUNDREDS of women in the craft beer industry are sharing stories of sexism, discrimination and abuse in the work place and around it. I think you could really help spread the word about this it’s via @ratmagnet on Instagram!
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Say hello to Clapham’s latest resident. It’s me.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Causing trouble, again.
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3 years
1/3 It’s been heartbreaking to read the recent stories of misogyny and bullying in our industry. It’s affected our friends, and implicated people we respected. The brilliant Charlotte Cook ( @ilikeotters ) very has kindly shared her insight with us -
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
This week has been fucking hard. I am completely drained and have no more to give. Thank you all for your support and kind words, we can make a difference. But right now all I want is tea and a long sleep.
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
In response to the Cyprus rape case people have been posting opinions. Seeing posts telling women to cover up, not go out alone at night, not get blackout drunk or talk to strange men to avoid getting raped is making today incredibly difficult.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
If you don’t follow me and want to reply to my anti-Boris posts with “wElL WhO wOuLd YoU rEpLaCe HiM wItH???!?!!!?!??” You’re not being clever or “instigating debate” you’re just being a fucking twat trying to wind me up and you can fuck off.
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
Might make a Reinheitsgebot-bot that just tweets the eponymous law of 1516 in response to any and all tweets that mention the word “beer”. 24 hours a day. #purity
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
I had horrifying experiences last year. This is a great step forward for CAMRA. If something isn’t right then make sure everyone knows and it can lead to change, and just proves we’re not all a bunch of harridans screaming over nothing.
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CAMRA
2 years
🍺 Enjoying beer, cider and perry is great, and we want our festivals to be a safe place for all our customers and volunteers. 📝 We’re running the new Festival Code of Conduct for the first time at @GBBFWinter Later in 2023, this will be rolled out to all CAMRA Festivals. 🧵👇
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Saw a brewing job advert today. A requirement was the ability to lift 40kg. Guidelines suggest the max a male should lift alone is 25kg. The experience needed was 1 year. £18-22k salary. Why are we still exploiting people? WHY THE FUCK AREN’T WE UNIONISED???
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Charlotte Cook
7 months
Is it?
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Charlotte Cook
6 years
Five years ago I couldn’t walk due to rheumatoid arthritis. Today I went from crow pose to headstand in yoga. That’s been insane work but I’m so proud I’ve managed to not give up and work on getting strong as fuck despite having the joints of an old lady
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
There is always space to rectify mistakes
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Dear men challenging women tonight, please just take one night off, one night in your whole life, from the patriarchy.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Vibes of all white male “diversity panels” going on right now
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Lockdown rules changed in Scotland today, I went and had a glass of wine in the garden with a neighbour who is housebound due to disability. It was the first visitor she had for months, so it was a delight to go and keep her company for a bit.
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Officially off furlough now. Hope I remember what beer is.
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
My 5 weeks off dating completely is going excellently. I've disabled all phone notifications, drank less, eaten out less and my mental health is benefitting tremendously. When you realise other peoples actions are negatively affecting you, it's time to fix that shit.
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
I’ll just leave this here…
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
Please just wash you hands and contain coughs. My dad has cancer and dialysis and is weak. My nana is 90 and reliant on community care. My boyfriend has cystic fibrosis and is currently stuck home to avoid infection. It’s more than you here, please be careful
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
@BBCNews If anyone wants to support the work we do, rather than diminish the message, please support our charity fundraiser, that also supports Prosecco producers
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
Lots of notifications on here this morning. Thanks for continuing to spread the word about inequity in beer. Beer is for everyone and we need to stamp out racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia and all discrimination from these spaces.
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
I like how the Government says that restrictions could be lifted by Easter, to give people hope. But it’s just a ploy, because nobody actually knows when Easter is, apart from like teachers and bishops...
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Charlotte Cook
1 year
I raise your Lidl a…
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Proper beer #scotland
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Had the pleasure of brewing something special with @LilyWaite_ for her Wayfinder role @cloudwaterbrew with @QueerBrewing today. It was sticky, but I think it’s something you’re all going to love.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Just gave Alex Salmond the finger, IRL.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
If anyone wants some good news, my dads home dialysis started today, so no more spending the day in hospital 3x per week!!!
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Please sign my petition to make Jacinda Ardern Prime Minister of everywhere
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Today is another big day, it’s VACCINE DAY!!!
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
How about, and hear me out, we become a republic?
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Heading to Broadcasting House to talk about things this morning, jolly exciting.
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Charlotte Cook
6 years
Not gonna lie. The mild we made a few weeks back might actually be one of my proudest brewing achievements. I'm not a brewer who really "does" milds. I've probably had about 3 in my life, and not brewed it before, but this one... Y'all better fucking love it or I'm coming for you
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
Woo! Distinction in my beer flavour development exam!!!!
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
Hey @innisandgunn yesterday @BrewLdn a person wearing your T-shirts and lanyard (I think staff) was going round asking people to bow to him for points. One point if a man bowed, three for a woman. Please can you investigate if this was staff? We don’t need this misogyny.
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
Again, I speak to men the way they speak to me. I'm not unfair or abusive, I'm being their peer. Which I am. I have as equal and rightful a voice as them, and I'm not a scared little girl.
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Charlotte Cook
6 years
At the Other Half taproom and all the other customers are just variations on the same man
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
I often wonder whether or not what I choose to do to make beer a more fair and accepting place is the right course of action. Then I realise that if I'd been born 100 years earlier I'd without doubt have been a Suffragette, and this is carrying on their work into smaller spaces.
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
I get messages every day saying I’m so brave and that “I couldn’t stand up to people like you do”. Which is very nice, but my current monthly therapy costs almost £400 and sadly bravery doesn’t pay that bill. Those who stand up do so at great personal cost, please remember that.
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
I have finally deleted all my dating apps after being treated horrendously and like a complete sack of shit by so many of the people I met on there. I don't want a relationship, I would like more friends. I'm fed up of being treated like a walking vagina, so no more. liberating.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
I just single handedly got more points on university challenge than the entire team of the guy I was on Woman’s Hour with on the same programme. Thus begins and ends my most preposterous tweet of the year.
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
I guess I can make it well known now that I’m leaving Manchester and Cloudwater. It’s been great, but Manchester isn’t the city for me and I really want to go back to London with my friends and swimming ponds. Still here until February,.
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Charlotte Cook
2 years
Dear people, I know you're being well meaning, but stop telling me about codes of conduct and Ask for Angela. They didn't work. So instead of telling me about the piece of paper you have, how about you think about how to make it more robust and operational? I'm ready to scream.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Oh wow, this is huge. A massive thank you to whoever nominated me and a huge congratulations to all the other incredibly talented people on this list!
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Matthew Curtis
3 years
Congrats @staceyayeh , @ilikeotters , Robin Head-Fourman @TheBeakBrewery , John Hatch @RamBrewery , @tabamatu & Jeremy Swainson @TeamUtopian for making the @Britbeerwriters shortlist for Brewer of the year. Members, cast your votes now:
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
Can’t wait for the day I infuriate Beer Twitter by recklessly endangering a colleague. Buncha squares
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Double vaccinated and still having my arse completely kicked by Covid. Wear a mask, get your jabs, don’t act like you’re invincible as someone who can’t shrug it off might still get it.
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Charlotte Cook
4 years
Had exciting and positive news on the job front, London is in sight and I cannot wait
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
One thing I really genuinely love about Spain is the smell of warm air, ancient moped engine fumes, cigarettes, and frying garlic all on the same waft of wind. Honestly.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Look mam, I'm famous!
@BBCRadio4
BBC Radio 4
3 years
Sexism, harassment and bullying in brewing and hospitality. Brewer @JaegaWise speaks to industry figures about how we got here - and what needs to change. The Food Programme on @BBCSounds
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Well nowt like abuse on a Saturday morning in the comments. This is why we need it to be less sexist.
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
3 years
Craft beer industry accused of being 'sexist boys' club'
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Charlotte Cook
7 months
I was targeted and harassed by someone who thought they could get away with it because of power and money. They couldn’t, it failed, and I owe it to every victim of bullying to show it won’t work. There is no agenda, I just refuse to be bullied.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Your friendly hourly reminder to BELIEVE WOMEN. Don’t try and silence them. Believe them and help stop the problem.
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Charlotte Cook
3 years
Had a lovely day brewing with @ElusiveBrew and can’t wait for you all to try what we’ve created!!
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Charlotte Cook
5 years
Yo, @ucdavis could you possibly have chosen a more stereotypical picture to advertise your brewing course? Brewers aren’t all bearded white men! Let’s encourage a wider range of people to further their education.
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