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Charlie Chaplin once won 3rd place in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.🤪 The bigger the government/the smaller the citizen. Weren't BLUE Checks cool once?

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@obscuracrimepod @Morbidful Yay Canada. Commie dump.
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@ISDuggan @MrAndyNgo Laws of Natural Selection
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@AmyKremer @laurenboebert @gc22gc Amy Can we stop using the “conservative “ label? There isn’t a more useless word in any language. Thanks
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@HotSpotHotSpot First bald man ever to grow hair as he ages!!
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@TPostMillennial Obnoxious elitist
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@fasc1nate Cuz of mites and hair lice problems
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@nut_history People need to remember they also used baseballs back then no where near as hitter friendly as the rigged game has been for the last several decades.
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@Figensport The question should be....What's the battering ram made of?
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@tedcruz Step away from the burgers Ted.
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@whitesox Not Burger
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@sandyhook Your timing is not that good.
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@Super70sSports Better than Larry Legend?
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@FallonTonight @TMobile @justinbieber Fallon just had to bring in politics with his opening monologue every night now. Like the rest of the check chasers. Not interested. Keep it.
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@ChicagoFails The $150K is what we know about. There's a lot more ways to pull in income, perks, and bennies with that gig.
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@OfficialJAYCHI More coddling… What is the exact number of weapons it will take to make Justin Fumble and actual productive NFL quarterback (top third) in the NFL?
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@DailyLoud How much does she charge for an entire night?
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@DC_Draino I’m not sold on the initial premise he lays out. Corporations can get funding (and/or credit) anywhere. It might cost a little more, but them witnessing other companies losing billions would make a company decide to go elsewhere. He’s also tying up the WEF and communism as one
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@TPostMillennial Why give the show ANY attention?
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@AcePolls66 @NBCSWhiteSox Wasn’t Graveman some all world closer on another team in the past??
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@LAURA_N_ROD Let me get the worlds smallest violin
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@toshir0m1 @obscuracrimepod @Morbidful Feminist......he/him.....LMAO
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@fox32news I guess no white kids got beaten up lately
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@humancentrist This has to be a troll account.
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@SubxNews HE GONE
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@itstimothydavis I take it you have missed all of Francis' SUPER BORING MMA matches?
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@CPD1617Scanner Misunderstood kids that can't find work.
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@SallyMayweather What was the purpose of this post? And it's altered state?
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@shane_riordan @jasonrmcintyre Tough guy Shane coming out party.
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@MarkMerizan @business Thanks for finding the energy to post that though
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@fox32news Simple Impound cars.
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@CWBChicago The young one better get ready to be passed around.
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@nut_history Banjo player on porch
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The Big Short
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@adamcarolla The last picture of Jimmy before he started crying at a moments notice whenever he needed.
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@ampay @HotSpotHotSpot It was all a fn joke. Went wayyyyyy over your hair. You can stop now.
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@RubenGallego Do you roll your R's properly RRRRRuben?
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@InternetH0F It’s a garbage service.
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@Cocoa_Bean10 Sure. And he kept the slush fund to pay off anyone sexually attacked.
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@Amwysoc Wtf is tan line Tuesday? Pretty sure it’s illegal on Twitter. All ….. or nothing
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@NBCSWhiteSox Have a salad Lance.
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@thefabelmans I’d rather cut off my foot with a butter knife than watch that
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@DogRightGirl @georgelopez Maybe he can get one of those gastric bands next.
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@BaldyNFL @Eagles @breadmanjalen Get the number of that truck?
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@Nigel_Farage @AppSame Has anyone ever seen Hillary and Lindsey Graham in the same room at the same time??? I think the jig is up
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@mlbelites_ The hair!
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@TPostMillennial At least the glue holding his eyebrow is working this time.
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@KopechDad This is not the best way to play it. Good Luck. It’s not gonna end well.
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@Chicago_History Looking forward to tickets from various cameras, my car being towed, and having my phone at the ready for the high chance of a violent act being committed right in front of me. YAYYYY
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@GigaBeers Ditch the gun And the drugs
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@bennyjohnson How bout enough of Dylan. 15 mins long up.
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@Theclouddiff @QualityTweets78 Glad you're not in law enforcement
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@LizGaribayChi You got a close up of North Ave Beach at the ready??
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@SleshStuart @HollyBriden I'd rather read your powerful tweet than worry about "earth day".
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@GraceSm16250397 @MattWallace888 Can you be more over the top Gracie? Why not just say billions?
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@jerilee1186 So lets post about about it. That's gonna fix everything.
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@NBCSWhiteSox P U S S Y
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@dorotheedillon Use to be a Cubs shortstop
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@fox32news She looks like something right off Danger Island!
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@MeghanMcCain Thanks Meg. Now go get your shine box!
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@gilbert36ward @GregAbbott_TX They end up in Chicago anyway. Now they are just ahead of schedule. Gilbert and Larry act like they don't know this.
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@Andrefor40th You mean...we need the government to close the fn border?
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@EyesOnQ Then he licked his finger.
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@fox32news Those wonderful features of the genetic pool it comes from!
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@CynicalPublius If I can add….. Israel HAS to have some way of detecting simple drones. Which can be much smaller, quieter, and have less of a signature. Else, thousands and thousands of explosive could be sent in a wave. I find it very hard to fathom Israeli forces didn’t detect paragliders
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@TheWienerCircle @JimmyPatronis @RonDeSantis Thank God for burger flipper jobs. Else that princess wouldn't have one.
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@ROCCODANGER @Suntimes Don’t clutch your pearls too hard ROCCO
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@Real___iTamara @robreiner Well he’s just trying to fit in with his crowd.
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@LauraLoomer You missed out on the shooting to close the show.
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@rumormill He's not Jewish
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@D220Insider @fly2ohare FYI...these people are not just homeless. They are deranged and dangerous. Not interested in help or support. Want to do whatever they feel like doing. And there's nothing to be done by any authority.
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@ftlive And fruitcake.
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@chicagobars This time….. 37 to one state 20 to another suburb OR FIVE 25 to a couple other states EACH Several hundred retire Before you know it…..the city is down 3 to 5 thousand…..depending on who’s doing the counting
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@HGrahamNFL Bernstine triggered YAWN
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@_B___S Can two pets possibly be more overweight??
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@labradoryb @John_Kass Try to stay on point next time.
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@LynnBecker Looks like fun. NOT
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@Morbidful Should'a stayed on his original island. With his first wife and son. He'd still be alive.
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@JimmyKimmelLive @IAMGUILLERMO You crying again Jimmy?
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@ilovedonrickles Have to say it.....no disrespect......the "smart" Chicago voters have moved out of the city.
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@Nestradaumus1 Fields=lifetime backup Bagent=lifetime backup
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@bud_cann Lololololololololol
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@MichaelWarbur17 Buddy Hackett=National Treasure
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@toshir0m1 @obscuracrimepod @Morbidful That is my real face. Jerk. But you should prolly change yours.
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@thiccoq @Lead_Flinger Everyone has a plan Until they get hit You have no concept.
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@stevestone I'm impressed you step into this social media ring Steve. Especially when someone of your knowledge, experience, (and temperament) doesn't have to in this point of your career.
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@74Lovebug14 @ilovedonrickles Jefferson Pk is now a dump.
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@DannyParkins and then throws a pic six in his first attempt to a defensive tackle
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