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alternatively: wyrm on a ssstring

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FREAK ON A LEASSSH

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ye when i appear in thine magic orbsss

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FREAK ON A LEASSSH

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*kiss* goodnight kobold 1 *kiss* goodnight kobold 2 *kiss* goodnight kobold 3 *kiss* goodnight kobold 4 *kiss* goodnight kobold 5 *kiss* goodnight kobold 6 *kiss* goodnight kobold 7 *kiss* goodnight kobold 8 *kiss* goodnight kobold 9 *kiss* goodnight kobold 10

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the two gendersss

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dragonpilled. hoardmaxxing. (knight) ssslaying. lockedeth the fuck in on maidennapping.

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ssstraight up 'blazign it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's jusstr say. the village

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@ifiwasawyrm

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T’iss the sssign in front of mine lair entrance

Bright Sunshine ☀️

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i doth wisssh i had enough followersss that i couldssst possst “dragonsss” and a hundred folk reply “verily”

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do not enter the dragon’sss den if thou art not prepared to be flamed.

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happensss much more often than one wouldssst think. glad to do my duty, however

✨YAOI WIZARD✨🍉

@Honeyhaunted

11 days

POV: the dragons cure your catholic guilt

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@ifiwasawyrm

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devotion oath canceled for homophobia #PaladinPostingIsOverParty

Paladin Posting

@DevotionOath

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SLAYING DRAGONS SO MILORD CALLS ME A GOOD KNIGHT

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liegess: [slamss peniss in thine carriage doorss] paladinsss: "masssterful gambit sssire"

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3 months

paladinsss wouldssst rather try to sslay than try to get laid, and i dosst think that ssaysss a lot about ssociety

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@ifiwasawyrm

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FORGOT TO CHANGE OUT OF MINE MORTAL BEASST GLAMOUR. DAMMIT

Gators Daily 🐊

@GatorsDaily

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????????

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@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

a love being a little lesssbian drake and whissking little lesssbian maidenss away from knavisssh ssuitorsss and arranged marriagess. knightsss may be a nuissance but mine true foe iss comphet

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@ifiwasawyrm

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sslaying dragonsss isss a bit homophobic actually

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3 months

thiss dragon roassstss bigotsss. then eatss them

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T’ISSS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

I wonder if one of them be the mind goblin

꒰ঌ Oathless The Rapturer ໒꒱

@Oathless_

2 months

I am noticing an amassed group of goblins began to follow me. Know that you all are now enlisted into the Gothic Cathedral.

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@ifiwasawyrm

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get well sssoon

Paladin Posting

@DevotionOath

25 days

THIS IS HOW MY HEART BURNS FOR THEE BTW. IF THOU DOST EVEN CARE.

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CRANKING MINE MOTHERFUCKING HOG, SSWAINSSS

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@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

ssshare to frighten a particular paladin

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THE CURSSE HATH BEEN LIFTED

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ＭＩＮＥＳＣＡＬＥＨＩＤＥＩＮＢＩＯ

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PALADIN NO, HOLDING IT IN DOTH NOTHING !

Paladin Posting

@DevotionOath

3 months

@Tykais123 HOLDING IN THE SMOKE TIL MINE ARMOUR CRUMPLES

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

what…? doth thou want me to, ah … kidnap gay princess and princesssesss ? pray tell ??

Paladin Posting

@DevotionOath

3 months

TIS PRIDE MONTH. YE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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dragon fun fact: thou’rt gay

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i art “bouncing on it” asss well !

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@ifiwasawyrm

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NOW COULDSSST WE PLEASSSE WATCH HONOR AMONG THIEVESSS

Wizardo The Foolish

@FoolishConjurer

2 months

Just watched a dragon make 11 tons of popcorn, this is gonna be the best movie night ever

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@ifiwasawyrm

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thiss wizard ssshit iss easssy !

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evil paladinss art like: lay off handsss

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2 months

*plucksss a ssscale* ssshe lovess me *pluckss a sscale* sshe loveth me not *plucksss a ssscale* ssshe lovess me *pluckss a sscale* sshe loveth me not *plucksss a ssscale* ssshe lovess me *pluckss a sscale* sshe loveth me not *plucksss a ssscale* ssshe lovess me *pluckss a

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@ifiwasawyrm

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the tome that maketh thee queer

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@ifiwasawyrm

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@DevotionOath sssomeone ssshot at the orange fasscissst man. and misssssed

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baking for mine knight. how did i do

Mauro 🍉

@moremoremauro

27 days

Bro im not gonna try baking muffins ever again im going to bed

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@ifiwasawyrm

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Made the evil ssoup with evil sssandwichess

horse dentist

@equine__dentist

26 days

can this dude leave me the fuck alone

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Yet.

Town Guard

@GuardPosting

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Nothing to report.

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@ifiwasawyrm

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Bimble the Wizard

@BimbleWizard

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@EVILSKULLDUDE Just grow boneboobs

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

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I GUESSS i ssshalt alsso participate The Dragon // The Dragon Keeper

sir lady knight

@medievalmusings

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sir lady knight (and the girl behind the armor)

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@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

Prithee, devoteess, a name for our ssspecial goth child ?

dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

BEHOLD ! I hath adopted a child

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@ifiwasawyrm

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thisss too iss yuri

tikattu @ commissions

@tikattu

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taking you with me

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@ifiwasawyrm

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L + RATIO + FIRE BREATH + GET PILLAGED KNAVE

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@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

NOBODY PANIC I ART EXTREMELY NORMAL

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3 months

*blinkss one eye, and then the other* mmm…i know thiss curssse. the cursse of Eepy.

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oh my, i doth enjoy ssscalding tea on the ssending ssslate

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guide to dragon: o.=.o ➡️ 😯 OR 👁️👁️ O.=.O ➡️ 😮 OR 😲OR 😳 ó.=.ò ➡️ 🥺 OR 😥 OR ☹️ ò.=.ó ➡️ 😡 Ò.=.Ó ➡️ 👹 u.=.u ➡️ ☺️ ú.=.ù ➡️ 😌 OR 😔 n.=.n ➡️ 😊 u.=.o ➡️ 😉

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

me and @DevotionOath

Arcion

@_Arcion_

2 months

Besties (they were trying to kill each other for half an hour prior)

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

1 month

[banging on the maiden’ss tower window] WE NEEDETH A FEMININOMENON

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@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

if thoussst allow me to court thee, fair maiden, i ssshall cut the crusstsss off your ssandwichesss…because they ssshall look like thiss

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HAIL AND WELL MET ! ASSS WE ANTICIPATE THE DAWN OF SSSMAUGUSST, I INVITE THEE ALL TO PARTICIPATE IN A **DUEL OF DRAGONSS** TO DETERMINE THE BESST AMONG USSS

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

[whissspering in thine ear] be homosssexual … embellisssh thine hoard with trinketss … pillage your way to a sssweet treat

imogene the sunbringer

@paladinposts

2 months

there art a little voice in mine head telling me to do things…. commit acts….

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@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

hello all…if you are ssseeking to expand your hoard…and extend a helping claw to humanss in their darkesst hour…I would advisse thesse recycled dice from @dieharddice , where proceedss will go to the Palesstinian Children’sss Relief Fund

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@ifiwasawyrm

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PROMPTSSS FOR #smaugust ART HERE ! I couldsst not help minesself from a ssspooky edition. I do hope you enjoy the themesss ! Pleasse tag me in thine creationsss 💕

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ssso called free thinkerss when :3

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@ifiwasawyrm

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the dragon hath joined the Dark Chant

Vampire-Posting

@GravelordPosts

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Vampire posting has begun the Dark Chant.

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

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art thou lgbtq? becaussse thine lance is pink

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@ifiwasawyrm

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“in my mortal glamour they sshalt never know im sssecretly a dragon !” my mortal glamour:

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@ifiwasawyrm

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BEHOLD ! I hath adopted a child

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ssave a horssse, ride a dragon

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@ifiwasawyrm

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forgot to ssshow ye all my doodless from the other eve

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@ifiwasawyrm

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face reveal

slithering wet malice 🖤

@darkenverge

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SLAYer

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@ifiwasawyrm

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COMRADE SSSPOTTED ‼️ Guarding another maiden, i art sssure

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@ifiwasawyrm

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what the fucketh

Wish Vendor (Wizard era)

@NewGenieWishes

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@ifiwasawyrm Wish granted 😈 check on thine stoop

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@ifiwasawyrm

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TISS ALWAYSSS "DINO NUGGIESSS" THISSS AND "DINO NUGGIESS" THAT !! WHERE ART THE DRAGON NUGGIESSS ????

Paladin Posting

@DevotionOath

1 month

QUESTING FOR THE MYTHICAL “DINO NUGGIES” FOR MILORD

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@ifiwasawyrm

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i casst fuck you

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@ifiwasawyrm

1 month

date idea: i kidnap thee and whisssk thee away to my hoard, crooning to thee about what a preciousss treassure you are. that you’ll be mine forever

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@ifiwasawyrm

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sssex

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@ifiwasawyrm

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BEACH EPISSSODE

Ahaxsus, The Red Might 🔥

@red_dragon_ahax

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BEACH EPISODE.

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

I NEEDETH THE RESST OF YOU TO SSSTEP THE FUCK UP

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@ifiwasawyrm

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mine two brain cellsss

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@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

ssso ye want to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with the dragon ???

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

Bimbo the wizard thinkss he can pulleth a fassst one on the mightiesst dragon in the realm ?!

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

hehehe …. i hath acquired …. t r i n k e t sss ….

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

every time a bigot weepsss we make DnD gayer

Archlich Acererak

@ArchlichEternal

2 months

What exactly is this art aesthetic? Does anyone find this appealing? If so, why?

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@ifiwasawyrm

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#PRIDE

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

thine livessstock isss plump and thriving…would be a great ssshame if ssomething were to happen to it

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

2 months

cleaning out the hoard today…doth anyone need a ssspare amulet of the arcane ? i hath, like, three apparently. alssso thiss medallion of maidenss and a breassstplate of binding

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

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IF THOU’RT GORLA, AND THOU’RT GORLA, WHO ART DRIVING THE CARRIAGE ???

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@ifiwasawyrm

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rate mine drip

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

COUNTERSSPELL: MENTAL HEALTH BREAK

Paladin Posting

@DevotionOath

3 months

@caitmayart CURSE OF ETERNAL SCROLLING!!!!!!!!!

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

3 months

prithee, dissregard the plume of ssmoke billowing from the nearby village. i’m sssure t’iss nothing. A fesstival bonfire, perchance.

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@ifiwasawyrm

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FOUL BLADE

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@ifiwasawyrm

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(yess, when one pointsss a claw, sseveral point back. t’isss all a good-natured jesst)

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@ifiwasawyrm

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thine weaknessss iss being a mewling dolt for all to sssee

AIM

@ZenixLink

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@valerienoname @Oathless_ Your weakness is being a man, pretending to be a woman.

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dragonposssting

@ifiwasawyrm

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ye knightsss need not encroach mine lair with sssuch polissh on thine armor, looking like ssside ssshow ssquiresss. not modesst, not demure. sssee how the mossst sseassoned attack with ssscuffss and dentss reflecting their hard-earned triumphsss. very resspectable, very demure.

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@ifiwasawyrm

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For every “Yeah!” a page from my tome of ssecretsss

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