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@ianb

8 years

What if this whole Global Warming thing is a hoax and we clean up our air, water, forests, and cities for nothing?

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4 years

@MarkHertling @ProjectLincoln A covfefe.

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2 years

@ChristinaECox Archduke Van Halen’s murder was a tragedy, and the culmination of a complex set of ethnic grievances that have destabilized Europe for centuries.

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5 years

@TheRickWilson Great. Now let's do the part where he gets held accountable.

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5 years

I know I’m often critical of the President, but let me just say that, even though he had a little help, @realDonaldTrump really nailed his sixth grade science project.

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2 years

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7 years

@VP @POTUS You wasted hundreds of thousands of dollars on your little PR stunt while millions of Americans need power, food, water. Very Christian.

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4 months

Thanks @VancouverPD for helping tonight’s referees get home safely: #Canucks

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4 years

Tom Brady is history’s greatest athlete? This guy ran every day for 143 days, averaging 37KM per day, through all kinds of weather — on one leg, while battling cancer. He made $0 for this, and has thus far raised billions for cancer research. Sorry Tom.

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2 years

So how’s the F-35B rollout going?!

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3 months

Coal Harbour is very dangerous as an active airport with lots of boats from yachts to rowboats to large ships — this time of year invites a lot of inexperienced boaters into the water. This boater attempted to cut off a float plane in takeoff. Big mistake.

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7 years

@kingcobratate Congratulations.. you just made Eric Trump look like a fucking genius.

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7 years

@Sethrogen A good sign you've failed to own someone in a debate is the need to constantly remind them that you owned them in the debate, @MMitchellVII

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7 years

@Cincychacha @gnedreems @BraddJaffy We're getting the Americans to pay for it.

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7 years

@MajorPhilebrity I’m a white dude and I ruined 37 things all on my own this year.

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6 years

Someone is bombing prominent black families in Austin, Texas and I’m betting they’re not Syrian refugees.

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6 years

Initial Statement from Chief Manley regarding explosion

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2 years

@tyssingh This is terrible for the people on every side of this issue. No one signs up to the Police so they can spend their day making homeless people somehow even more homeless. Such a failure by @kennedystewart and @CityofVancouver .

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1 year

@elZorroSword @LoebMimi @Morbidful You should also google: “distinction without a difference”

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2 years

@DornacherDanny @RepMTG He’s a @GOP and #Trump supporter, so yes.

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7 years

@robreiner ... she too is a victim of her father.

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2 months

@CovertShores I do not understand how this did not make the cut SMH

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1 year

@kennedystewart Congratulations on so compellingly demonstrating why you are no longer a public official.

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7 years

@TIME

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4 years

@SarahKSilverman Fear induced by fireworks gave my best friend his first heart attack in 2018. I had to revive him curbside with CPR. He died of his third heart attack in 2019, and the age of 8. Hope people enjoyed their booms and pops.

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4 years

@MrGeorgeWallace @pulmyears Enjoy this tweet but am now frightened that you know the exact cost to remove man feces from the interior of a Chrysler.

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8 months

@ChefWeeeee @JeffTutorials That’s because the left understands math.

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6 years

@anildash None. We’re from Scotland and eminently sensible.

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2 years

@lib_crusher @briangaar Know what’s worse than government death panels? Corporate death panels.

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2 years

Just went to St. Paul’s, where I’m told our health care system has totally collapsed, and got blood tests and an ECG within ~40 mins. A reminder that these catastrophic narratives often serve the interests of those wishing to commercialize their “solution” to invented problems.

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6 years

@chrissyteigen

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3 years

@jaredlholt What is best about this is that neither Milo nor Gavin can address this on Twitter because they’ve been banned.

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6 years

@KTHopkins The stupid is strong with this one.

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6 years

@ArleneDickinson Hurt feelings = BAN! Dead Kids = Thoughts & Prayers

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4 years

This morning a pair of tweakers overdosed on my Yaletown doorstep. Two days ago, early in the AM, a probable schizophrenic attempted to attack my wife and dog. A year ago, this obviously high man attempted to kick in my front door and found his way to my fist multiple times.

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2 years

@DavidSacks We're contending with an adversary that will escalate either way -- particularly so if those escalations inspire weakness in his counterparts.

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2 years

@JJ_McCullough Well: you can either nationalize physical infrastructure and wireless frequencies to level the playing field for resellers, or you can allow foreign investment and competition. But the status quo (using public investment to buttress oligopolies) is not working so well for users.

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6 years

@lunarthegrey @akseltelle @jgrahamc @chriswb @Cloudflare It was a skill testing question.

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5 years

@GeorgeTakei ... soon not to be the only dick behind him.

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6 years

@KristinKarnitz @chrissyteigen @laurabrevitz ... and today that moldy food is the #12 contender to be Chief of Staff at the White House! What a time to be alive..

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4 years

The trifecta of homelessness, addiction and mental illness cannot be solved just by putting a roof over their heads. It’s become increasingly obvious that it is irresponsible to leave the chronically addicted and mentally ill poor at large in our communities.

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3 years

@ParkerMolloy @jonathanvswan While Maggie may have appeared to deliver consistently accurate coverage of Trump during his reign, her actual role was to blunt the impact of inevitable revelations of great concern — practically all of which were criticisms lobbed at his opponents during and after his campaign.

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7 years

@thelukaskaiser @jpodhoretz A chat with @jpodhoretz doesn't seem like a worthy reward.

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump ... and then I said “You’re PROBABLY going to be man of the year, but we need to arrange for photos and an interview...”

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4 years

We had a community for the mentally ill, Riverview, which we unwisely closed in the early 1990s based on now-debunked faulty social science. We fooled ourselves into believing that this population could be harmless and unharmed mingling among us in “normal” communities. Not true.

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3 months

Planes have the right of way in Coal Harbour for obvious reasons.

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6 years

@molly_knight @MarkSimoneNY ... and tasked and maintained by the @usairforce .

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4 years

@Mark05248709 @MichaelRapaport Mark looks like he’s been socially distancing since 1988.

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7 years

@wolf3328 @dubq @IJasonAlexander Sorry Frank, I can’t help you become a reflective, intelligent person. Neither can Alex Jones.

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2 years

@DefenceU Bradley IFVs are pretty useless without tanks. Send in some Abrams MBTs!

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6 years

@Zahra_Premji @cbcnewsbc

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4 years

@Grace4NY @tara Please don’t dignify these insurrectionists by calling them protestors.

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5 years

@JohnMcKJr @MaryDram @TalbertSwan I think it's pretty clear that all of @realDonaldTrump 's mistakes define exactly who he is.

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2 years

@ColtonSpKyle @JustinTrudeau Ukraine’s army is better-equipped than Canada’s army.

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4 years

Well-played, @WorldofIsaac

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2 years

Well, that was nice. Thanks @RoyalCanNavy @Comd_RCN @AngusTopshee #BravoZulu

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6 years

@BCrussmo @AndrewScheer He returned to Canada while Harper was PM. He has the right to return to Canada because he is Canadian. He also has the right to be tried if he is proven to have committed criminal acts.

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4 years

@ec1873 @CoreyWelch @wpri12 The right to peaceful protest does not inoculate one from ridicule.

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7 years

@kumailn Ironically, that's the title of the forthcoming Wu-Tang album.

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2 months

@gerrylynch @daveweigel @evanvucci @AP Unfortunately this photo will not have changed the world for the better

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5 years

@kim @timothywmurray @grantstern @tedcruz Finders’ keepers.

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6 years

@DavidShaneMcD @moreorless0 @kathygriffin @jimmykimmel Tell me how you think sharing your opinion on Kathy has a constructive effect on anything?

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2 years

@ShaunRickard67 So you either completely lack an understanding of what this fund is; or you're deliberately misrepresenting what this fund is. Either way, your post misstates the subject matter in the hopes that your followers (likely true) will not watch the entire video or make any attempt...

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7 years

@BillKristol All about the small business deduction

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7 years

@BettyBowers @raincoaster @sullydish ... pretty hard NOT to sound condescending when one side of the debate has abandoned rational thought

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3 months

@slafflerbach @DavidSacks When that 🙄 actually happens we’ll let you know.

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4 years

Furthermore, this isn’t a civic problem. If the poor, addicted, mentally ill are encouraged to migrate to urban centres this disproportionately burdens those cities. It’s a provincial problem. It demands a provincial solution. I call on @jjhorgan to stop passing the buck.

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4 years

@kim

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5 months

@ProjectLincoln Republicans are incapable of governing. The past three years has been just endless in-fighting and backstabbery. It’s high school with better salaries.

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2 years

@DarthPutinKGB @ruffoloj

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6 years

@theyearofelan My dog and I have a system: I offer him everything I eat and he only takes what he wants. Which is everything.

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4 years

@rbeggin Am I the only one that looks at this and thinks “those are awesome mittens”?!

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3 years

@wongmjane @MikeElgan Yup. Looks like BGP (gateway) routes have been unpublished. Internet doesn’t know how to find them. This is catastrophic, because it likely limits all access to internal tools, communication, etc. Massive catch-22. Hard to think this isn’t internal sabotage.

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6 years

@F_Montagnese @MarisaKabas Tempted to mansplain the First Amendment (and how it doesn't apply) to you, but discouraged by the fact that you felt the need to mansplain the holocaust to a direct descendant of its victims.

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5 months

Trump is quite obviously peddling future US policy as means to secure the various bonds in his appeal cases. It’s imperative that he lose this and every future election.

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(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: New Evidence Suggests That Donald Trump’s $175 Million Bond May Be Every Bit As Dodgy As Almost Every U.S. National Security Expert Feared 🔗: The Introduction to this report—which contains much new data—is FREE. Please RETWEET.

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8 years

I mean hey, what's really the difference between making your nation great again and making urination great again? #PEEOTUS

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2 years

@TheBaseLeg @ELINTNews @planet

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9 years

@ErrataRob @GreatDismal @xeni Let's coin the term "Trumplodytes" here and now.

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1 year

@KyivIndependent Barely equivalent to '80s-era cruise missiles.

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4 years

What the vast majority of this population needs is: A) protection from the ills/temptations of mainstream society B) in-patient treatment for their mental illness/addiction C) stable housing & a sense of community/responsibility D) free/cheap access to suitable pharmaceuticals

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8 years

@JoeNBC Were you airing your concerns regarding Trump's racism, xenophobia, and autocratic behavior one champagne glass at a time then?

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6 years

@MORE2CENTS @BCrussmo @AndrewScheer He was tried. He served time. His rights were infringed upon by our government. He sued. We lost. Then we settled for 30% of our liability.

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4 years

@historyball @TheRickWilson People are saying..

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2 years

@blackflagart @toJamesConnor @ReverendWarnock Your state elected @RepMTG . You clearly could benefit from some considered advice.

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1 year

@kennedystewart So… your reconciliation policy is to buy cups of coffee for indigenous folks? Shocked you’re not Prime Minister by now!

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5 years

@theBreakerNews You know you are dealing with a true grass roots movement when all the signs were handwritten by the same person on identical cards.

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6 years

#onlyinvancouver can’t wait to show my robot servant how generous I am..

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4 years

Let’s be honest: doing this seemed cheaper. Or rather: the strategy displaced costs onto policing, insurance, paramedics, hospitals, and other social services in ways which seem invisible but ultimately cost society a great deal more.

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@oath

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@Huawei_Canada "Ohmygod, we're having a huge publicity crisis! We need to engage Stockwell Day to turn around our reputation!" Said no one, ever.

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4 years

@VickieCouch22 @Andy I just knew Vickie’s twitter profile would say “Christian”.

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4 years

... this can’t be done effectively within urban communities. What’s needed are facilities, like the former Riverview campus, where the patients are the norm, the drug dealers are kept away, and psychologists and other therapists are available to help them recover and/or cope.

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@Unashamed366 @timjacobwise Just can’t help yourself proving the author correct, can you?

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3 years

@ParkerMolloy In truth “Evenfartlow” was one of @PearlJam ’s most underrated songs.

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7 months

@spittinchiclets .. and they’ve had a few sandwiches.

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4 years

@Alew73512482 @RexChapman It has. Also: if you can suggest a more effective way to insult all 73 million of those fucking assholes, please make your suggestions here.

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5 years

@ddale8 Waitaminute -- if Trump is at the White House today, why was there a Chopper Talk this morning? Are they just spinning up the turbines on the Sea King for dramatic effect, now?

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@kenolin1 @realDonaldTrump He must stand trial.

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@karaswisher Bill Nguyen once made me wait for an hour in his boardroom one summer when I was a lowly @cisco PM — where they’d whiteboarded all the fundamental metrics of OneBox. This was quite helpful in creating what would become @ringcentral .

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6 years

@DavidGa02957393 @ElwoodBrew2 @MonicaH028 @datamanUSA @realDonaldTrump By people that read books and, you know, study history.

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2 years

@DavidSacks @AdamKinzinger With all due respect, who appointed you to speak for the American people?

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