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@iamsexified

5 months

tharoor sir is currently losing / suffering defeat / getting vanquished / trounced / bested / taking a licking

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2 years

first thing I read today and I had to share this here ♥️

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@iamsexified

5 years

girlfriend: do you want to come over during lunch for a quickie me (a foodie): it's pronounced quiche

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@iamsexified

2 years

OMG who designed this, ferns and petals?

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@iamsexified

5 years

just received this on whatsapp, im so ded

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@iamsexified

3 years

having been a significant investor in the lighter industry for the past decade, here are some 🔥 observations 👇

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@iamsexified

2 years

licious music CDs launch when

Bar and Bench

@barandbench

2 years

Jain bodies move Bombay High Court seeking ban on advertisement of non-vegetarian food/ products report by @Neha_Jozie

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@iamsexified

3 years

when will the hospitality industry understand that no one likes to hit the breakfast buffet before 10 AM on a goddamn vacation

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@iamsexified

3 years

A few years ago, I ripped one of my favourite shirts and my mom took this opportunity to teach me an important lesson. Here’s what I learned: 🧵 (1/1)

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@iamsexified

3 years

any place in Bombay where you can just go and scream with no consequences

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@iamsexified

3 years

for a generation that uses lol so often, we don't really laugh out loud as much

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@iamsexified

3 years

y'all discussing who's right or wrong, forgetting that at this moment some linkedin bro is furiously typing out '5 Marketing Lessons I Learned From The Slap'

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@iamsexified

2 years

when you hear avengers assemble but you're in whitefield

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@iamsexified

3 years

When you pay your credit card bills with CRED, you earn CRED coins Use them to claim cashback and rewards I know it sounds ridiculous, it’s almost as ridiculous as a functioning govt

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@iamsexified

4 years

sunmeet is only here for cookups

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@iamsexified

4 years

when you run out of ice burst(s)

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@iamsexified

3 years

Purple Lighter - Hands down the best out of the lot. Long life, will throw occasional tantrums with flames.

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@iamsexified

2 years

21 years later, still can't get over "Akash, Steve" "Steve?" "Satyadev Mehta"

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@iamsexified

3 years

thanks I'll stand

GO FIRST

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3 years

@iamsexified Hi, we'd like to inform you that as per seat booking policy a certain amount is being charged for all seats during web check-in with effect from 12th Nov 2019. For further assistance, please call us at 18002100999.

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@iamsexified

3 years

Green Lighter - Will stop working after your flatmate uses it twice. Performance pressure max.

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@iamsexified

3 years

Blue Lighter - Most often found by moms in your bag. Personal experience. Dangerous, avoid.

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@iamsexified

3 years

Yellow Lighter - Most likely to burn your moustache, nose hair, eyebrows and dreams.

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@iamsexified

3 years

Red Lighter - You’ll see it once, and won’t see it again. Most likely nicked by a friend who's visiting, or misplaced easily at a party.

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@iamsexified

3 years

taking a second today to remember the person who does SEO for third wave coffee roasters and how difficult their job is gonna become in the coming weeks

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@iamsexified

4 years

linkedin premium - discover new opportunities, get salary insights, access to exclusive tools, grow your network me - just tell me who stalked me pls 🙏

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@iamsexified

3 years

"paani flavoured water"

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@iamsexified

12 years

You think life is a race? A race is you trying to finish off the panipuri before the panipuriwalla puts the next one into the plate.

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@iamsexified

2 years

no thanks mai free ka reminder laga lunga

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@iamsexified

3 years

whoever said 'do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life' was wrong pursuing your passion comes at the price of burnout

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@iamsexified

4 years

@devonnigelreed @ellenc__01 No you're not hardcore (not hardcore) Unless you live hardcore (live hardcore) And the legend of the rent Was way hardcore!

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@iamsexified

3 years

Pink Lighter - Red khatam ho gaya hai, pink chalega?

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@iamsexified

6 years

No one: Delhi people: It's not Pani Puri, it's Gol Gappa

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@iamsexified

5 years

my flatmate walked into my room and said 'bro, if the coronavirus dies after 20 seconds of hand wash, then why do we brush our teeth for so long', so I decided to show him my math

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@iamsexified

4 years

mukesh bhai be like DHANDAVISION

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@iamsexified

4 years

having a gopi bahu kinda day - anxious - victimized - might just wash my laptop

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@iamsexified

5 years

"im smoking because the stress of running out of cigarettes is just too much" - roommate

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@iamsexified

4 years

some kid's paper plane love letter flew into our apartment 😂

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@iamsexified

10 years

Found this camera in a cab. Driver said he dropped some tourists at Gateway of India. Please RT. #Mumbai @WeAreMumbai http://t.co/VoYJB0vjW8

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@iamsexified

2 years

@solana Solana Might Stop

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@iamsexified

6 years

And set the brightness level to SUN.

Fandom

@getFANDOM

6 years

Emilia Clarke says #GameofThrones S8 E5 will be bigger than the #BattleofWinterfell — 'Find the biggest TV you can' (via @JimmyKimmelLive | )

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@iamsexified

4 years

"something up with my wifi" is the new "im stuck in traffic"

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@iamsexified

3 years

best drive-in in Bombay after panvel mcdonalds

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3 years

Drive in vaccination centre in Mumbai for senior citizens and specially abled people. Location- Dadar @DighavkarKiran @mybmc #vaccine

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@iamsexified

5 years

You're telling me 100% of the country is fucked but only 10% are drinking?

The Times Of India

@timesofindia

5 years

16 crore people in India consume alcohol: Minister READ:

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@iamsexified

6 years

A friend told me to stop drinking Gin to avoid having blackouts. How do I tell him that Gin Ne Mera Dil Luteya?

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@iamsexified

5 years

china

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@iamsexified

1 year

Look Ma, we won a Cannes Lion. Not one, but three in Year 1! 🦁🦁🦁🇮🇳 @TalentedAgency

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@iamsexified

5 years

omg bjp is having its own weekender, will you look at that lineup

Karthik 🇮🇳

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5 years

Timing.

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@iamsexified

5 years

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. CANNES LIONS WINNER.

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@iamsexified

4 years

work from home will move a whole lot faster if we all collectively remember to give access before sharing google docs, and actually attach files when saying the words please find attached thank you for coming to my ted talk

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@iamsexified

2 years

"draw me like one of your French girls"

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@iamsexified

2 years

it's called a salary slip because you watch your salary slip away

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@iamsexified

6 years

Just won #ImpactYoungGun 30 Under 30. So happy today!

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@iamsexified

1 year

happy yoga day to everyone bending over backwards for other people

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@iamsexified

3 years

Lay's Vodka! really has an air about it

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@iamsexified

4 years

i tried making a reel 🤷‍♂️

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@iamsexified

5 years

new india's essential services roti kapda makaan nafrat agar koi musalman

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@iamsexified

2 years

calling all omelette du fromage stans

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@iamsexified

11 years

Think of me only when you want something. And I'll still shamelessly be there for you.

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@iamsexified

2 years

the irony in HBO not knowing the succession of who is streaming succession in India is such a logan move

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@iamsexified

3 years

after Tinder Swindler, will we get Hinge Cringe Bumble Fumble OkCupid YouStupid

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@iamsexified

5 years

John Oliver with back-to-back episodes covering epidemics - first Modi, now Coronavirus.

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@iamsexified

5 years

a total of 13 zones that need to be cleaned for 20 seconds each 13 x 20 = 260 seconds = 4:20 this is why we should legalize

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@iamsexified

5 years

But Andheri to Khar is an upgrade.

Nathaniel St. Clair

@NatStClair

5 years

A young Arctic fox has walked across the ice from Norway's Svalbard islands to northern Canada in an epic journey, covering 3,506 km (2,176 miles) in 76 days. "The fox's journey has left scientists speechless."

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@iamsexified

5 years

2 months ago: can't wait for GoT to start now: please end this show, for the love of all gods, old and new

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@iamsexified

5 years

@anthonyjeselnik

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@iamsexified

5 years

famous mills in bombay kamala mills shakti mills todi mills rumor mills

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@iamsexified

3 years

with all the shows they end up cancelling, Netflix is actually the real 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 killer

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@iamsexified

3 years

"hey, can you finish reading this email while I warm your regards in the oven?"

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@iamsexified

3 years

yaar @BCCI virat bhai ka appraisal jaldi kardo

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@iamsexified

6 years

Because reservations can be cancelled but promises can't be broken.

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@iamsexified

11 years

She : Talk dirty to me. He : Tatti.

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@iamsexified

5 years

if you're marrying a guy named Mohit and your wedding hashtag is not #ILikeToMohitMohit , are you even getting married?

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@iamsexified

3 years

emily in pa(vitra)ris(hta)

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@iamsexified

4 years

has everyone on my TL felt good about donating their CRED coins? great, delete your account and move the fuck on

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@iamsexified

7 years

Who called him The Night King and not 'Wight Supremacist'?

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@iamsexified

4 years

nobody: absolutely nobody: maharashtrians on twitter every 15 days:

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@iamsexified

7 years

#blackmirror ep idea: Influencer marketing reaches a point where everyone is an Influencer and there's no one left to advertise to.

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@iamsexified

5 years

Turned 30 today and expecting a wish from my favorite number 30 @StephenCurry30 in my favorite number 30 jersey. @warriors

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@iamsexified

2 years

in today's edition of confusing headlines

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@iamsexified

5 years

the west - relatable tweet, let me retweet it india - relatable tweet but I could have tweeted something better, fav

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@iamsexified

2 years

after forever, was a part of a full front page ad 🥺

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@iamsexified

10 years

Sanjeev Kumar, take a bow. #IceBucketChallenge #ThandeThandePaaniSe http://t.co/QeurLGbbpB

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@iamsexified

12 years

Sometimes, all it takes for you to understand life's truth, is a movie scene.

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@iamsexified

3 years

for more 🔥 content, please follow

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@iamsexified

4 years

me, everytime I'm in Goa

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@iamsexified

1 year

eyes are hurting every day watching everyone butcher wes anderson

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@iamsexified

4 years

Umrao Jaan (1981)

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@iamsexified

11 years

Because our Politicians also wanted to be at the #Oscars2014 . http://t.co/eXnPqd26li

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@iamsexified

4 years

has normalizing been normalized yet

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@iamsexified

5 years

bae: come over me: i cant bae: my parents aren't home me: what do you mean your parents aren't home, get them back and teach them about social distancing

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7 years

Karnataka and Tamil Nadu in one picture.