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kucci kolt

5 years

If you're not willing to: Carry feed buckets Open gates Listen to country music Run cattle Ride horses Go to stock shows Crash weddings Yee your haw Then. YOU'RE NOT THE ONE.

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kucci kolt

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5 years

might fuck around and | 👀 | \ / ____| |_____ / ✊__/ \_✊ get another tattoo

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A date doesn't have to be expensive, I just want to spend time with you.

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Some of ya'll didn't grow up in the era of going to smoky bars with your parents and it shows. Fucking pussys

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Netflix will feature less smoking in original content after #StrangerThings criticism.

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kucci kolt

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3 years

Tested positive for needing a new tattoo.

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kucci kolt

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6 years

Yes the rumors are true. I'm back on my bullshit.

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kucci kolt

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4 years

Once I gossip with my momma about you, it's over.

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kucci kolt

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5 years

Turning on the dome light in the car was illegal and that we'd get pulled over.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

Working cattle can go one of two ways.. 1. Fine and dandy. OR 2. Like shit. Cows are pissed off, I'm pissed off, everyone's pissed off.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

6 years

I feel bad for everyone who's ever been too quick to judge me. I'm a fuckin' hoot.

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kucci kolt

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6 years

*me driving* *someone doesn't wave back* me: "ok listen here you little bitch"

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

*little girl helping us work calves* "get the number wrote down?" "Sorry I was thinking about cats" 😂😂😂😂😂

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kucci kolt

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4 years

Feeling unappreciated is the worst.

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kucci kolt

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5 years

Find me in the streets with my bitchin Buick ya'll

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kucci kolt

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5 years

Seriously think guys are more two faced than girls.

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kucci kolt

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4 years

Drinking coffee and checking cows is a date in my books

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

2 years

I be like “idc” then tell my mom

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5 years

Let me fucking love you damnit

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5 years

I hear the girls go crazy when your mullet blows in the wind?

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kucci kolt

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23 days

Both the right Tigers won yesterday

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kucci kolt

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3 years

If you push me away don't expect me to come back

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5 years

In school we learned not to talk to strangers online.. And now look at us, all of our best friends are online and it's all thanks to Twitter.

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kucci kolt

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3 years

You ever have so much to say but no one to talk to...

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5 years

you have a heeler, i have a corgi. we are not the same.

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4 years

No plans but I look good

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kucci kolt

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5 years

Oh fuck ya #DadBod

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kucci kolt

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6 years

I can't wait for the day my wife and I can sing throwback tunes at the top of our lungs and embarrass our kids.

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kucci kolt

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3 years

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Collectively or today"

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2 years

Little Miss drunks cigs don't count

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3 years

cdc recommends you grow that porn stache you've been wanting

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kucci kolt

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5 years

Just so everyone's aware. I will never apologize for the way I'm living my life or why I do the things I do.

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kucci kolt

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2 years

You don’t have to wait til it’s bad to leave. If you’re unhappy you should leave.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

Ok but am I the only one who likes how horses smell? I know that's weird but

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kucci kolt

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5 years

everytime I drive:

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5 years

Here's a thought. Leave me the fuck alone.

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5 years

Am I the only one that will tell my parents something months in advance and continuously repeat myself only for my mom to say: "when we're you going to tell me about this?" THE DAY OF SAID EVENT.

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5 years

It's called fashion. Look it up.

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2 years

Drunk ciggies are my favorite when I’m drunk and sad

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

*listening to loud music* mom: you're not going to be able to hear anything by the time you're 30. me: good. because all I hear is bullshit.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

How I feel when other drivers ride my ass:

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

4 years

I need a shotgun rider who can sing "Sold" by John Michael Montgomery at the top of their lungs with me

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

Does beer go on the grocery list?

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5 years

Showcasing how much you party and drink isn't attractive.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

This one time in town I rolled up to a stoplight with Space Cowboy blaring and the car next to me was playing the same song so that stranger and I restarted the song and honestly it was the collaboration of the year. @KaceyMusgraves

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

6 years

And that's the tea sis

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6 years

Karmas a bitch

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

2 years

If I see you have me subscribed to your story I’m deleting you. No questions asked.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

fuck you and your valentine

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

tested positive for always getting my feelings hurt.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

I'm not perfect, but it sure beats being fake.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

*goes to hobby lobby once* "that's cute, but I could easily make that myself for free." *never makes*

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

4 years

If you're sad and you know it retweet

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

3 years

Happy Friday folks, let's get sinister this weekend.

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kucci kolt

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5 years

Finally found out who's been spending all my money 🤑

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

4 years

Dancing with the Stars

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

3 years

Playing with cows all day >> being in college

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

2 years

“Wanna go to bar and watch trashy people sing karaoke and drink beer?” “We are the trashy people.”

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

brown eye squad where you at 👀

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

Hyping each other up is the energy I'm here for.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

I feel like my professor's grade my exams and think: 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝒷 𝒷𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

Can't wait to meet the love of my life and argue about who's gonna get out to open the gate checking cattle.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

no one: my brain telling me to swerve while driving just to see what happens:

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

*meets mom driving* *phone rings* mom: "where are you going?" me: "to town" mom: "ok be careful there are idiots on the road." me: "I'm aware. I'm one of them."

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

6 years

My music playlist is all over the place. You want George Strait? Got it. You want Fergie? Done. You want some yee haw Dixie Chicks? You fuckin betcha pal.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

2 years

You’re damn right I’m funny I’m mentally ill.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

Remember kids, if they don't listen to 90's country.. They're not the one.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

So uh yeah this happened..

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

4 years

Cowboy shit lmao

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kucci kolt

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5 years

SOMEONE TOOK MY UNASSIGNED SIGNED SEAT. I will see you in hell you ungrateful hooker.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

10 months

About last night 😂

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kucci kolt

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2 years

The stache is looking 🤌🏼🤌🏼 today

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1 month

Koe appreciation post

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4 years

bad bitches only

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8 months

I have a migraine and would like to just die

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5 years

Guess I lost my give a damn.

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@iamkoltdelane

5 years

Some of ya'll still need an ass whopping by your parents.

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4 years

respect the drip

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5 years

Go have fun dude

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2 years

Mental health is in question but I’m a helluva time

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@iamkoltdelane

5 years

Sometimes you just gotta dance it out in the kitchen and hip thrust the drawer shut

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

4 years

Anyone else feel like the calender just doesn't matter anymore?

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kucci kolt

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7 months

My friends won't hit me up with plans

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2 years

Given the circumstances I’m going to be a menace to society.

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@iamkoltdelane

5 years

*when I open my dm's*

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2 years

I’m starting to feel like the over-worked hopeless romantic in a Hallmark movie.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

6 years

need a pretty lil thang to ruin my life.

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4 months

Snap saw it first

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

If you ever see me swerving I'm just trying to find a CD

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

4 years

Fuck around new profile picture

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@iamkoltdelane

5 years

I think every show kid knows the struggles of changing in a pickup, trailer, or a gross bathroom.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

I never have to explain. The way I live says everything.

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@iamkoltdelane

5 years

I don't understand why girls complain about not finding a man who looks like Morgan Wallen. Like, just go to a small town Sonic and find one.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

I'm gonna be somebody's lucky penny one of these days.

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@iamkoltdelane

4 months

My friends won't come drink and listen to sad country music in my driveway 😪

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

Don't like me? Don't watch me.

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

10 months

Another failed talking stage under my belt 🤭🥳🤩

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

2 years

Smash

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

5 years

I guess the only way to be Twitter famous is to put your hat on backwards and sing #issajoke

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kucci kolt

@iamkoltdelane

4 years

Dressed up for myself today

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@iamkoltdelane

2 years

IG saw it first

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