Ian Lynch @iamianlynch Twitter profile

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Ian Lynch

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1 year

Hi. I’m back after 6 months off this thing. Hope everyone is well. This is what I look like right now.

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4 years

Today is Bieber's birthday. We Canadians should get the day off work.

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9 years

You have chosen the right friends when you can scroll through your Facebook feed without seeing a single transphobic post on #CaitlynJenner

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9 years

I miss 1 girl 5 gays so much that sometimes I sit at home and ask myself 20 questions about love and sex.

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5 years

Can you believe 1 girl 5 gays premiered TEN YEARS AGO?! The boys and I got back together and did an interview for ET with Dallas Dixon!

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6 years

If "1 girl 5 gays" was still filming I'm sure we all would have been invited to the Met Gala last night.

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7 years

To my fellow drinkers: I know it's shocking but some people don't drink (!) and why they don't is none of your business (!!). So if someone refuses a "drink drink" this holiday season just offer them a soft drink instead. And cheers them.

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5 years

Gross. A friend just posted a pic of himself with his shirt off at the gym and the caption said "Almost Pride ready". There's no such thing as a "Pride Body" - we all need to f*ck off on this shit. We are only hurting ourselves.

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1 year

Fresh Trim! 💈 ✂️

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10 years

Snooki got married, Susan Boyle has a boyfriend and you are still single. Drinks tonight?

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6 years

The fact that I wash my bedding on a weekly basis makes me feel like I'm more datable than 90% of the men out there.

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12 years

#fictionaldeathsiwillnevergetover Thomas J in "My Girl". "He needs his glasses! He cant see without his glasses"

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11 years

Lorde is 17 and has already won two grammys - at 17 I couldn't cut my own steak

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11 years

My grandfather found out that I'm gay and immediately demanded a haircut http://t.co/wXOqntYfSs

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1 year

This is what I looked like last night. I don’t remember why I was smiling.

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8 years

Do you ever like someone's Instagram pic and think "wow that was generous of me!"?

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6 years

Everyone's mom had a copy of Shania Twain's "Come On Over". I think it was a free gift with the purchase of a Dodge Caravan.

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5 years

When you realize you forgot your lip balm at home.

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11 years

The old and new cast of @1girl5gays will be returning to television THIS SPRING!! AHH!! BABY BABY BABY! It's a good day!

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8 years

First time Trudeau wore a shirt this summer was at the #thetragicallyhip concert tonight. Love &Respect.

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7 years

Me: Pays $9 plus tip for a pint of beer. Also Me: Freaks out when toilet paper is $5.99.

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8 years

We should do a "1 girl 5 gays" reunion because it's been 2 years and I want you all to see my hair.

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11 years

"What did you graduate college with?" "Debt and liver damage"

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2 years

My bro and I on our way downtown for St Patrick’s Day. ☘️ I hope everyone had a great time!

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3 years

I will gladly eat the same exact breakfast every single day, but the thought of having the same dinner two nights in a row horrifies me.

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4 years

Until I can get a haircut the bandana is back. Sorry.

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11 years

Just had sex.

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11 months

Haven’t posted a driver’s seat selfie in over 2 weeks. Apologies.

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10 years

Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you will need. Better to be safe than sober.

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9 years

Let's head over to Facebook and see which disasters from high school got engaged over Christmas!

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10 years

I don't trust anyone who hasn't gone through a slutty phase.

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6 years

My fave walk of shame to witness is the "Morning After A Halloween Party Walk Of Shame". Well worth waking up early for.

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11 months

My weekly haircut post. The content you crave. 😆

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1 year

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7 years

Update from Instagram: Everyone is having a better summer than you.

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7 years

If people can Instagram their wedding pics for YEARS you can continue to post your Halloween pics on November second.

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11 years

Gay Marriage Celebrates it's 10th Anniversary in Ontario Today. So proud of my country!

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4 years

The way gay Twitter goes from porn to politics and back again is astounding. And I am, how you say "here for it".

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11 years

I'm giving up pussy for Lent. Wish me luck!

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7 years

It’s a balmy -2 degrees here in Toronto. Any patios open?

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10 years

You can unfollow me but you can never unswallow me .

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7 years

Toronto looks like the set of "Hocus Pocus" right now.

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10 years

Taxi driver asked me if I was a model. Taxi driver got a $10 tip.

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9 years

Ireland becomes the first country to legalize gay marriage through popular vote! Love won!

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8 years

Be nice to new people at the gym because they might keep at it and one day you may want to sleep with them.

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8 years

Anyone else from da 80s/90s find it weird that Winona Ryder is playing a mom?

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5 years

Editing helps.

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10 months

This week’s beard trim and haircut photo. We are enjoying beautiful fall weather here in Southwestern Ontario. 🇨🇦

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11 years

Friendship Rule: Don't post pics unless you both look really good or you both look really bad.

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8 years

TIP: Guinness makes a great beer choice if you want everyone at work to think you're drinking coffee.

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7 years

Nothing is quite as revolting as a man with long fingernails.

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6 years

My two favorite words: OPEN BAR.

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5 years

So. much. fun!

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10 years

I'm super into sex lately.

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10 years

I like how every single person has a raging hard on for the month of October.

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11 years

Happy Birthday David Beckham. I've been masturbating to you ever since I discovered the activity.

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1 year

I went to the barber again. My content has been riveting lately.

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10 years

Each snowflake feels like a personal attack on my happiness.

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5 years

1g5g Reunion Part 2 on ET! Find out how long it took to film 20 question about love and sex! Did we know the questions ahead of time? And who was the biggest diva? Plus a special surprise from Los Angeles!

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5 years

Celebrated AJ and Mike’s engagement this weekend! What an amazing party for an incredible couple!

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8 years

Moved to new place&can't find my storage locker!Where to put this theatrical size Brokeback Mountain poster my dad gave me when I came out?

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11 years

Lady Gaga is going to sing in space. What's really groundbreaking here is that for the first time nobody can say "Madonna did it first".

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10 years

That moment when you realize you are the Solange of your family...

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10 years

"Here's a picture of me the day before I came out of the closet" "There was a day before?" <--Dad http://t.co/Ve8kkjkDKy

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11 years

Do they make a morning after pill for when you accidentally eat McDonalds?

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10 years

Sending prayers to all the children who have lost their mothers and all the mothers who have lost their children today. You are loved.

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6 years

Anyone looking forward to getting a "Merry Christmas" text from their ex next Tuesday?

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4 years

I just walk around the house saying "LAWRENCE CHANEY" all day long.

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10 years

My advice to single people: If you can cook and/or bake you should mention that shit within the first 3 sentences of meeting someone hot.

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8 years

Do you ever click "Continue Reading"on Facebook statuses just to see how absolutely nuts people you haven't spoken to since high school are?

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10 years

No Porno Site - I actually DON'T want to share this with my friends and family on Facebook...

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9 years

The ability ugly straight dudes have to get smoking hot girlfriends will always fascinate me. Gay world don't work like dat.

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11 years

"No offense but you look like the guy from 1 girl 5 gays". Today is off to a great start!

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10 years

The "morning after Halloween walk of shame" remains the best walk of shame.

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10 years

She's not "pretty for a lesbian" she's pretty.

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10 years

Terribly sad to hear of the passing of Robin Williams. A genius in the art of comedy. I can't imagine my childhood without Mrs Doubtfire.

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10 years

I prefer inappropriate people.

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10 years

I'm keeping a special bottle of champagne in my fridge just for the day when Khloe Kardashian gets pregnant.

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11 years

If you meet me it's okay to say you know me from @1girl5gays instead of "that show" I know the name of that show and I know I'm gay. Chill.

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8 years

Large and discharged! Shoulder surgery went well! Here's a pic of me before the drugs wore off!

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10 years

I judge the quality of a person on how excited they get to have drinks on a patio.

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10 years

Tonight on @mtvcanada the cast of 1 girl 5 gays pay tribute to Santos. Please join us at 10:30E as we say goodbye to a true original.

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7 years

Why do I lock the bathroom door when I live alone? How severe are my trust issues?

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11 years

My biggest concern for this weekend is how I'm going to find the time to pre-drink before getting to a bar for 7am on Sunday #canada

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10 years

You used to be awesome http://t.co/1mAbXOKl9A

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11 years

Someone just told me that I look like Justin Bobby. If you need me - I'll be masturbating.

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4 years

Wilson was the original social distancer.

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10 years

The only difference between being romantic and being creepy is how attractive the other person finds you.

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11 years

"I'm sorry Mr. Lynch we don't have 8 inch subs" - how I was welcomed by a hilarious Subway employee yesterday

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12 years

trying to look like Justin Bobby from the Hills but I keep on Looking like Rider Strong from Boy Meets World. If you get this - i love you!

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12 years

Mumford and Sons make me want to have sex in a sleeping bag

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10 years

Kim Kardashian West is wearing an Ikea rug. #MTVVMAs2014

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9 years

It's a new day! #MarriageEquaility comes to America! http://t.co/9tTiep3vux

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8 years

I don't care about anything as much as I care about Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cakes.

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10 years

Kim learned 6 new words today so she could introduce Sam Smith #MTVVMAs2014

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11 years

I've dedicated my life to writing and performance. Our mayor smoked crack and now HE is at the Oscars. If you need me I'll be at the bar.

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12 years

I promise you that one day you'll fall in love and think to yourself "I really wish I had whored it up more when I was single"

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11 years

Anyone else gonna masturbate to the Channing Tatum eye sparkle ?

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11 years

I'm not gay I'm just allergic to girls

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