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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
1 year
@FootyAccums What a story
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1 year
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
1 year
First 90 in 6 months ✅ First 3 points of 23/24 ✅ Back ache after carrying @Joshmalin17 all game ✅ Couldn’t be happier
@NorwichUnitedFC
Norwich United FC
1 year
Full Time @KPFCROYALS 0 - 1 Norwich United Planters are off the mark with 3 points from their first away game of the season. Superb performance first half and a hard earned defensive effort in the second. Well played lads. Superb effort Up the Planters
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
1 year
After todays club “statement” looks like I will be searching for a new team. Over 100 appearances at step 5 & 6 (most were not hungover). Can play averagely at many positions.
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ChxrLxmbe
2 years
Free screensaver for any Swaffham fans @Swaffham_TownFC #UpThePedlars
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
1 year
Outcast FC 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽
@Joshmalin17
Josh malin
1 year
After reading what we have this last week we felt it was important to get together and digest it all. We all know the truth and won’t be separated on it!
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ChxrLxmbe
1 year
We tried our hardest to help and assist the club, to try show them what was happening and open their eyes. But some people refuse to face the truth of certain things. There’s not much more we can do, apart from assist the FA’s investigation. So sorry to the fans and volunteers.
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ChxrLxmbe
2 years
Screensaver worked. Scored and a win I love this club @Swaffham_TownFC ❤️
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
1 year
Close game today for Moose Park, winning the prestigious @CringlefordFc & @Moose_Rangersfc vase 7-6 on aggregate. #UpTheMoose
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1 year
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@chxrlxmbe
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6 years
I’ve fucking done it ✅ get in there you slag 🚗 🔥
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1 year
Ever since I got injured Swaffham are flying 🚀🤍🖤 #UpThePedlars
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ChxrLxmbe
4 years
March was a long year wasn’t it
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
3 years
@Joshmalin17 Does get bit annoying at Swaffham though every week “Lambo can I have your shirt pls”
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
7 years
Thanks so much @HempnallFC and especially @GDimsey89 for everything ❤️ quality night with great company and obvs proud of these 2 beauts
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ChxrLxmbe
5 years
Fell asleep with Lewie here, and now it’s the morning and he’s gone. Is this how girls feel after a one night stand because I feel very used & dirty
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
3 years
PLAYA😍
@Swaffham_TownFC
Swaffham Town FC
3 years
Todays MOM against @BranthamAth presented by club chairman Kevin Williams is @Yeldarb1015 #UpThePedlars #MOM
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ChxrLxmbe
2 years
The we beat @Moose_Rangersfc trophy. Prestigious award ⭐️
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reaction memes ➡️ @VideoReacts
5 years
Celebrating with invisible trophy
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ChxrLxmbe
2 years
@Moose_Rangersfc @Bouffdaddy89 We’ve made this lads year hahahaha
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
8 years
On me head 💕
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
Name a better Number 9 in the whole of thurlow nunn 👀 👀
@The_Bloaters
Great Yarmouth Town FC
4 years
First goal to @The_Bloaters scored by number 9 Fionn Goodwin-Wright
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ChxrLxmbe
9 months
Football heritage
@aylsham_fc
Aylsham FC
9 months
Matchday || 🆚 @longstrattonfc 📍 Manor Road, Long Stratton, NR15 2XR ⌚️ 1:30pm 🎟️ FREE 🏆 @AnglianCom 🟠🔵
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ChxrLxmbe
2 years
This is what 2 weeks of management does to a human #UpTheMoose
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
Fuck it’s nice to play football and have confidence behind you
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ChxrLxmbe
3 years
What a weekend of football 😍 #ComeOnTheBoys
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
Can people tell me I’m gonna pass please 🚘 Just need that extra reassurance Nice 1 bruva x
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@chxrlxmbe
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3 years
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
3 years
PLAYA ⭐️
@Swaffham_TownFC
Swaffham Town FC
3 years
First Team MOM @TomJewell_ presented by assistant manager @JohnnyA1989 Following a promising performance against @KPFCROYALS today ⚽️
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
10 months
Hello 👋🏽 I’m desperately looking for a boot sponsor for this season! 🏉 Ideally up to £400 (to cover the cost of two pairs of boots for this season) Please get it touch if this is something you might be able to assist with (even if it’s one pair for this season) Thank you😊
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ChxrLxmbe
2 years
Squad
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
3 years
Sending positive thoughts & prayers to @Moose_Rangersfc player @JoshMaalin and family, after today’s incident 🤞🏻❤️
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ChxrLxmbe
1 year
Suuuiiiii
@NorfolkSundayFL
Norfolk Sunday Football League
1 year
Moose Park Rangers take the lead with a close range effort scored by Charlie Lamb (Mr Ugly)
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
Booked onto a 7:15am gym class Woke up early enough to cancel it but went to it anyway I’m such an athlete #solid #newme
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
Sooooo pleased 🧡 thank you
@DissTownFC
Diss Town FC
6 years
We are pleased to be keeping hold of goal keeper Jake Hayhoe and winger Charlie Lambe for the coming season. Jake had a great first season in goal and Charlie has showed great potential to progress as a winger at the club. #toplads
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
@CareerModeInsid How have you managed to keep him in the game so long
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ChxrLxmbe
5 years
What size are those boots wtf
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
5 years
I am officially a free agent. Scored about a gazillion goals in Sunday’s Div 4, played semi-pro for Diss until I was rudely bombed out the squad (harsh) and I can play anywhere because I’m class. Who’s gonna take a punt? @AnglianCom @ThurlowNunnFL @ThurlowNunnL @Moose_Rangersfc
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
12 years
@SundayFootbalI = Better than Lad Bible
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
The support and love I receive is just unreal 👏🏼❤️🙏🏽
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5 years
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
@afcXav The streets won’t forget @MalinLewie
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
My cat has just thrown up all over my PlayStation what the actual fuck why
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
I miss my friends
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
Very interesting. I’ve seen a similar thing happen in Loft
@UberFacts
UberFacts
4 years
Since flatworms have both male and female sex organs, they engage in "penis fencing" before mating in an attempt to penetrate their opponent and inject them with sperm. The one who succeeds becomes the "father" and the one who is fertilized becomes the "mother."
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
10 years
And I got two goals
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ChxrLxmbe
10 years
Why cant girls like nice boys who don't smoke & go to school everyday & treat everyone nicely & say please and thank you a lot & arent scary
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ChxrLxmbe
10 years
If the miracle ever happens that I have sex again I wouldn't even know what to do. Probably just break down and cry on top of her
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
My most successful & influential time spent at a club @daleoxborough @markyj10 @rmortimer5 @olipointer
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
10 years
Hope they're ok http://t.co/LQlisKz8Wu
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
1 year
Ffs 😂😅 #UpthePedlars
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
7 years
Feature in this a few times if anyone fancies it... missed my nutmeg though and myself actually taking on the shot which hit the post start of 2nd half. Considering they’re unbeaten think we weren’t far off them
@deejamvlogs
James Starling
7 years
Match Day Experience | Diss Town vs Framlingham Town | DeeJam Vlogs: via @YouTube
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
5 years
Now I’m 23 and have no career, am doing 12 hour weeks, dropped out of uni in my last semester and no no-claims (my car doesn’t even go atm), spunked away all my uni grants soon as I got them, and done fuck all to get it. And I did it how? ‘Cos IM A LAZY SELFISH BOY 💁🏼‍♂️
@rosarieee_
rosie
5 years
Now I’m 24 and I have a stable career, a degree, a masters, and a 6 years no claims bonus (so proud xo). I paid my own way through college, did 7 day weeks for years to get there and I did it. Because again I’m a SMART AMBITIOUS SUCCESSFUL FUCKING GIRL 👸🏻
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@chxrlxmbe
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2 years
@Swaffham_TownFC are fucking massive
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
5 years
Why not try help out the existing teams first
@NorfolkCountyFA
Norfolk County FA
5 years
ICYMI | We are offering grants to any Norfolk clubs looking to set up a new adult male 11v11 team for the 2020/21 season! Clubs can receive funding plus 3x Nike Match Balls if successful! More information here:
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
5 years
I washed my face with vagisil in the shower how’s your Saturday?
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
Pulled this one out my arse thank fuck
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
10 years
Debating whether to text someone first but not wanting to be an annoying fuck.
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
3 years
Every debt I have has some sort of payment arrangement now in place and it feels so good #bangon
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
10 years
hope I make you proud mum, love you
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
5 years
Doesn’t work in Bar and Beyond just a heads up
@UberFacts
UberFacts
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Male peacocks fake sex noises to attract more females and convince them that they're sexually active.
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
10 years
having to sit in a changing room with shite signal with cameron reid fuck sake
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
I’ve got nothing
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
9 years
4-1 down at half time, 6-4 win ✊💦
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
So proud to be part of this club Thank you to everyone who has aided me and pushed me on enabling me to achieve, in a way, my dream haha shoutout to you guys, appreciate all you’ve done for me
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
9 years
Up the Hempnall http://t.co/DcFQILyK3q
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
2 years
Star Boy ⭐️ ⭐️
@Swaffham_TownFC
Swaffham Town FC
2 years
A Well earned three points
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
3 years
Just got my cat to kiss my boots good luck for today 😂😂😂 all because we won last week when she done it
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
I have 9 days to get mega fit again #preseason
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
7 years
I’m just an empty shell of a human rn
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
2 years
It takes me 2-3 business days to recover from the weekend nowadays
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
@FIFACareerGems YA player at my MK Dons career mode had one club trait
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
1 year
@j_warminger @CringlefordFc @Moose_Rangersfc Thought I’d wait for the 2nd leg before tweeting about our massive victory😂😅 Look forward to the replay next season
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
3 years
Squash and Badminton are elite tier sports
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
11 years
@tim0thyhardy : I've got about 7 alarms for the morning,might just end up frowning my phone at the wall or something”better than throwing it
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
Probably @MalinLewie 🤞🏻🤞🏻
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@ODDSbible
ODDSbible
4 years
If you could go on a night out (after lockdown) with any sportsperson, who would it be and why? 👇
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
10 years
be mine and I'll treat you like no one else before thanks
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
9 years
fucking well chuffed with football come on hempnall
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
@HempnallFC @WheyItsBilly @gwatts16 Noice one lads 🤙🏽🤙🏽
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
10 years
A genuine present from my sister http://t.co/FFbStHJKGY
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
6 yr old: why do you have different trainers on everyday Charlie? Me: because I’m a fucking baller trey now fuck off back to class
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
2 years
Swaffham are fucking massive @Swaffham_TownFC
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
I played so well tonight because I got hit in the cock twice within 5 minutes 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼💯💯🍤🦐 #noice
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
5 years
@The_Bloaters DOES NOT STOP SCORING
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
@fowls21wwfc @FifaCMTips When you get a loan to buy offer, choose the delegate loan option and select a loan without the choice to buy. They’ll then accept and you can negotiate length and wage 👍🏼
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
2 years
Josh Malin scores on and off the pitch🔥
@Swaffham_TownFC
Swaffham Town FC
2 years
⚽️ FULL-TIME RESULT⚽️ @DissTownFC 1 🆚 1 @Swaffham_TownFC SCORER: @Joshmalin17 Left footed volley edge of the box 🚀 #upthepedlars
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
7 years
@HempnallFC @jayethers11 Trevor’s getting his mallet ready 🔨 🍺
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
One like and I’ll send myself home #lunchtimefinish #offtheclock
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
9 years
Match day
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
7 years
Can't wait to get going 🔶🔶🔶
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
I’m so shit at coaching tennis I’d like to formally apologise to all the infants I have let down & disappointed this afternoon I’ll come back stronger in time for next weeks lesson CL x
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
4 years
Loft Thursdays soon 🤞🏻
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
🔑🔑🔑
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
5 years
I had a horrible nightmare and woke up shouting 😂 so I shuffled closer to josh so I didn’t feel scared hahahahaha fuck sake I’m sorry mate
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
6 years
shoutout to Diss’s very own Pam the saucy minx thank you for looking after me Your sausage surprise after match days is a personal fave of mine Much love babycakes xoxo ps hope you see this
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@chxrlxmbe
ChxrLxmbe
5 years
I haven’t felt this happy for fucking ages
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