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Joined May 2012
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Clive🇨🇦
2 years
Cc When and how to Use CPR: Use CPR when an adult is not breathing or when they are only gasping occasionally, and when they are not responding to questions or taps on the shoulder In children and infants, use CPR when they are not breathing normally and not responding Thread
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@iam_clive
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@Aqualady6666 I'd love the job. Director: when you're shot in the head just die. Me: what if I dodge bullet Director:
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3 years
Nobody Boys when their phone falls and heading towards the floor
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1 year
@UtdEIIis No one went in hard on him, he's just injury prone unlike Lisandro that went in to end Saka's career
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@iam_clive
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4 years
#NigeriaVsAmerica hope its not the America I'm thinking? Let it be the America in Ghana or Uganda, you guys are alone in this one.
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@iam_clive
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2 years
John Lyon everytime a church member testifies about getting a 100m contract.
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@CristianoXtra_ Ngl you guys are working so hard to keep Ronaldo in the media cos if it's other player that haven't scored a single World Cup KO goal after 5 trials and playing in Saudi league he would've been forgotten. Great job
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@iam_clive
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2 years
@dhavennaji @directordiji Maybe her phone dey on auto "buy me shawarma please"
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
4 years
Some Nigerians wants corona virus to end today but they also wants TB Joshua's prophecy to fail. Wetin una even want?
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
3 years
@Tyek000n Me in the back seat making them notice me so they ask if I care for some
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@iam_clive
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2 years
@AliyuAlhassan06 If I use my catfish account chat with my main account then put my number out babes fit come rush me for whatsapp
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
2 years
English players after the referee tells them it's not coming home cos he didn't put them in his ticket.
@NaijaNation
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Do y’all think Nigeria could host a World Cup?
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@iam_clive
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1 year
Man city wins Champions league Arsenal wins Premier league Everyone goes home happy
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1 year
"It's scripted for Lionel Messi" but here's Cristiano Ronaldo that couldn't even play his script. Una go explain tire
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
2 years
@MaziLupin God take 5 minutes from him and add to me make I for reach 5 mins 30 secs na
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@iam_clive
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1 year
@Views09 This kinda girl will never advice a guy that's drifting to go back in the right path so far she's seeing the money
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
2 years
@SavvyRinu @YomYom_ He for just collect technician USB cord lash am and her friends
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
1 year
The kind of dribbles Lionel Messi use to pull is only seen in PES 10 in PS2. No other footballer does this.
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Clive🇨🇦
2 years
@DanielRegha @elonmusk The world has a lot of pressing issues no doubt but you're slowly becoming one of the problem
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@iam_clive
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3 years
No allow #Yahoo boys intimate you for this life, you're doing well at your age. If na car you go follow drive that car one day by God's grace o, no be your own grace.
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3 years
Daniel Regha after dropping his advice under your tweet. Even if you be Elon Musk baba no dey reply you again
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3 years
When Martial tries to get pass Saliba next season.
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@iam_clive
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4 years
If you love watching movies with no sex scenes then watch Jet Li's movies, he curved girls way too much. Happy birthday legend Watch 'Enforcer' if you've watch already
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It's Lionel Messi's birthday so enjoy this video of him you've probably never seen before. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
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3 years
With 400k per month salary I'll be going to Canada every weekend to barb my hair.
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2 years
@ECoolOfficial @Yurickane Show us your chat with trendy beats dot come
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
2 years
Chris Rock: Jada I love you, GIJ too can't wait to see you. Will Smith:
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1 year
@livescore A finished team
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
4 years
Liverpool if you don't win the league after 40years this dude caused it😒😒
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@iam_clive
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3 years
@Hitee_ Me guarding my mom's million naira company
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@cuppymusic My grandmother asked me for 100k and I said no and she died 12years ago. I still have her account number just in case
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2 years
95% of lesbians in Nigeria are unattractive girls/ladies that didn't see a guy come their way. No shades
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@DaBullIt @ManLikeIcey Is Nigeria not a wild place?
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@iam_clive
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@witney_witney He said house owner at 21 Na, because he didn't mention how long he'll own the house you're dragging him
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@iam_clive
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@Blessedghazaa @Hayylez Maybe your old self stole them come wipe am USB cord for back.
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@iam_clive
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4 years
I told y'all during this Seyitan Dbanj show that'll I'll screenshot your judgements and keep so I show when you try to change sides. if you see your handle here and you know you have changed mouth or planning to change mouth after reading segalink thread may God punish you!
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@AlexanderKing4L @ESPNUK Piers Morgan was in the right position to do that but he was busy giggling Ronaldo's balls
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3 years
Me accepting to date DJ cuppy after Tems rejected me.
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@Lenny_x1 Chris Hemsworth: I'm out of amour, toss your gun Ninalowo: Kilode, shey oyawerey ni 😂
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@iam_clive
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It's that time of the year where girls abuse the hashtag #NoBraDay but we love it.
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@Anufadele Low-key I find plenty pimples on a cute girl sexy
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2 years
@InnocentZikky Those people that have 6 toes be like
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Can you live here alone for 1 year with food enough to last you 9 months, a smart phone with internet connection for $1,000,000?
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Other players showboat by doing unproductive legover without beating an opponent but here is Messi with a proper showboating.
@MrBlackOG
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Who has that one Messi video
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@iam_clive
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3 years
BREAKING NEWS: Argentina star Lionel Messi tests positive for being the GOAT.
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@yh_toure @Deemanmusic @wizkidayo @temsbaby Wh write jamb when he can make jam
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@slyebony @Moefire_ You're too serious to be here
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@iam_clive
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LGBTQ people should not be allowed to adopt children, they should only own dogs and cats.
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The Nollywood Watch List
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What opinion on sexuality will have you like this?
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@iam_clive
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Was playing Davido's Risky in a restaurant I went to eat here in Montreal and this Canadian lady was singing it perfectly. That's how we started talking and exchanged contacts thanks to Davido. Let's see where it leads 😊
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
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Oge Okoye when she sees her name again on the dragging list because of Halima Abubakar
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@khanofkhans11_ Bought pizza to go chill somewhere she faked a work call went with my pizza 😭
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Clive🇨🇦
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Whatever this guy did he doesn't deserve this 😭😭😂
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Clive🇨🇦
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#Greenwood and Mendy after he scores the winning goal against Pablo Escobar FC in the intercell competition at Fox river penitentiary.
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@Irunnia_ @ESPNFC World Cup is not new yam festival
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@TheOnlyAlabi_ But if we're being honest those movies are better and more interesting than 85% of Nigerian movies. He should continue abeg
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Clive🇨🇦
3 years
@BestcmITW @FabrizioRomano Your club is about to open a go fund me to avoid turning to Levante
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Please when is the deadline to exchange old naira notes again?
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@timiPR people that find brain jotter funny are depressed
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@MubashirOlugbon @_AsiwajuLerry We're enjoying Mbappe but that doesn't mean we should lie that Messi isn't equally great in this World Cup just because Ronaldo went MIA
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@NugaNuel @Jumolaxx Make I add 5k you press remain small for me
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Ghanaian defenders when they see Osimhen, Emmanuel Dennis and Lookman on counter attack
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@nhelseen_spark @mrbayoa1 Trenches don sign 4years deal with you
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@Daddy_Nomso @RealKiddWaya Joseph dey learn work for where Kidd dey, if this one catch potiphers wife eh.
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@itzMikeLucas @Danny_Walterr The weight of the leg dey restrict blood flow😂
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@Papinla_ @Alex_Houseof308 After Jesus brings Lazarus back to life the person buried beside Lazarus looks at him Jesus
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@hibee01637633 @_kennyblaze1391 @SportyBet Send me 1k from the 1700 make I carry soft
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@ManLikeIcey At 15 I was in ss2 complaining why they had to further mathematics when I didn't even know the normal maths
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@Leo_messii_7 That question is too big, should be when was the last time Ronaldo fans praised him for having a good game. It's always "he hugged a black fan" "his team mates let him down.
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Jamb result don come out wereys don dey post motivational quote.
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@the_Lawrenz It's just one vote man, other people's will count
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So Regina Daniels is eligible to become a sugar mummy at 21. E be things
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2 years
No Haaland today and Liverpool will get mind enter field on weekend.
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I used to think everyone knew TB Joshua's miracle were staged, how do you give the devil microphone? Some people are so gullible.
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@EstherUmoh10 I think y'all wanted a honest man, he took a bolt step.
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@danny_idy The sad thing is Ronaldo don't want to accept he's not that guy anymore, you've been hunting birds with freekick and you still doing all this set ups
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Cristiano Ronaldo, Bruno Fernandes and Paul Pogba against Liverpool #MUNLIV #OleIn
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When the #dogs that have been banging your babe sees you with her at the traffic light.
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@ThatsFootballTV @martynziegler Deduct 15 points from them and 12 from Manchester United for being their neighbour
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@TheRealCEOAmber Eyah, don't mind those ungrateful people. But seriously no drop your games again. We go book ours
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@TheBriDen If she writes I don't do hookup on her bio just know she does hookup. Mad man no dey gree say he mad
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@AfcMiguel_ How they always believe accusers without proof but want proof to free the accused is unfair
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@dondekojo As a qualified barrister I'd like to see the CCTV footage, all of it to ascertain the density of the act.
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On my way to France to witness Lionel Messi🐐 win his 8th #BallonDor
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World Cup is the greatest but Copa America was Lionel Messi's most memorable moment in his international career. I couldn't sleep that night after the win😊😊
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3 years
Jesus Wept Jesus Vex
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Watching Manchester city vs real Madrid game with your religious family and Gabriel Jesus misses an open goal You: this Jesus dey mad!!! The whole family:
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@ChaaliiyKay He's just like his fans ngl
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Clive🇨🇦
2 years
Everyone that disliked Steven Seagal's movies was for the same reason.
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@iam_clive
Clive🇨🇦
5 years
When I get to heaven if I see Naira Marley, Tacha, Mercy, #bobrisky and buhari there its either they leave or I'm not going in.
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Clive🇨🇦
5 years
Baby I'll soon cum I'll soon cum Baby baby baby bab bab ba ba b b Ahhhhh💦
@iamkingmonye
King Monye 👑
5 years
Bomboclaat!
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3 years
@Alan_yournextbf Akproko doctor seeing this
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Chelsea appeals to UEFA to allow them field both Kepa and Caballero against Bayern Munich😁😁😁😂
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@Nelly_only_son @ESPNUK He's won almost everything and broke multiple records but Nelly in Ikorodu wants him to get to 37 so he rates him.
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@ThePeakSanti They'll say Havertz is 9 and Enzo is mid, Enzo is a mid player tho
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Chelsea FC sacking Graham Potter is unfair but this guy is better than Pep Guardiola and Hansi Flick combined. If Chelsea is serious they'd go for him
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2 years
So 85% of Nigerian girls on twitter can swim🤔🤔 We learn everyday
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@im__fouad @TrollFootball So Moroccan players are big for nothing
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@JaynaijaBlog @Ore_akiinde Oh, didn't know my @ was on
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