The day Neo was supposed to be Evicted, Biggie evicted one person
The day Vee was supposed to go, Erica got disqualified
See Neo and Vee ehn, their head get oyel
@sugarstick4life
@FynBoyAjebutter
She set her self up. Why didnβt she take the advice and go get herself some deodorant instead of trying to get him fired?
@DeraOnuh
She tried to sexually abuse the little boy and he fought back.
Wishing him speedy recovery from the emotional and psychological trauma he must be going through
@Naija_PR
Section 906, Subsection 8.1.3 xii of the BRO CODE, heβs not allowed, due to the respect he owes to the father from taking him off the Trenches!
State of Emergency should be declared on insecurity in the north immediately. Things are really getting out of hand. People are being abducted and dying everyday. We canβt go on like this. It is not even tolerable!
#SecureNorth
Uncle Eagles was answering questions right left and center like Jose Mourinho during Pre Match Press Conference until Uncle
@segalink
landed the ultimate GBOS π
Well, weβre still waiting for reply as at Post Match Press time π
On this day 2 years ago, I became a Dad to the human-child manifestation of Beauty, Happiness and Jehovahβs Abundant Blessings.
The last two years have been the proudest moments of my life so far. I love you Lily, we love you.
Happy birthday to you my Lilyflower. πΉπΈππ₯
Just so yβall know, a LOT of Nigerian ladies marry for comfort. Not because they love or want to build with you. They just want a place they can indulge on their lazy ass frivolities. SCUMS
@AnirudhhSpurs
@UTDTrey
Wouldnβt have done nothing. Your system suck. Worse football in the PL. No coordination. Just defend and hook the ball to Son or Kane and pray.
@Mohnice_
@Naija_PR
This one blamed the coach, blamed playing time, come blame Nigerian Police wey Dey check points Dey collect their small small 100 Naira jejely⦠guess what, she never even blamed the culprit
@JajaPhD
But whatever yβall talk about, please donβt ever open the chapters of βMommy and Daddyβ and βPolice catch tiffβ plays please. I use God name beg you
I canβt wait for Gabriel Jesus to return with a Bang and Peter Drury shouts βHeβs Risen! Heβs Risen from the Dead! Heβs Risen to take the EPL to the Emirates!
@Letter_to_Jack
I remember when Arsene Wenger said when youβre in the job, itβs hard to combine family life.
To manage a football club and family is really difficult I guess.
@tobydeyforyou
@Naija_PR
Me as Oxlade Lawyer: My Lord, can she explain to this honorable court the meaning of βwhy did you stopβ during the tatatatatat
@ifeoluwagospels
@henryshield
I donβt have anything to say to you except these prayers: may you hustle til your old age and not rest. May your life be run like the APC is running the country. May there be constant insecurities in your life and the lives of your familiesβ In Jesus Name, AMEN!!
@trending_medic
I feel the Igbosβ only crime is being successful despite all. These people just want the Igbos to fail and it annoys them seeing them do well
@aproko_doctor
I have towel for my legs, my balls and penis and butt, my back and chest then my face - different pieces all sewn together as one big white towel
@Naija_PR
She did not tell him o, she did not tell the Airline management, she didnβt even tell Adekunle at home but itβs we on SM that are thinking of ways to sue Emefiele and Kuda that sheβs coming to tell. Ment
May Day! May Day!! May Day!!!
Dear Distinguished Uncle
@segalink
I went to see my bro and this is what I walked into. One of your clients is being subjected to hard labour as we speak. I had to risk my safety to make this video. Something has to be done.
Roger Out!
@ECoolOfficial
At 0:23 seconds. Zlatan seemed tripped but ok. Letβs just thank God for a good and successful show. More Growth to you in your craft. Bless up π
@cuppymusic
@yiannimize
Cuppy: βMy tayazzβ
Yiannimize: βYour wheelsβ
Lesson: You can take the Billionaire out of Nigeria but you cannot take the Nigerian out of the Billionaire
Know this and know peace.
@UgwunnaEjikem
My guy you can say that about Abroad Stripper Poles But these Nigeria ones ehn - mostly the ones wey Dey Port Harcourt - na Konkri dem take cast dem for ground π
The fact that Laycon is so calm is eating Erica up. Auntie wants Uncle to go to the gutter with her so she can feel fulfilled but bros is too cultured for that life π