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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

10 months

Hi 2024, Please be kind.

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A picture of you in black?

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Two down.. forever to go♾️

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Vakangoona une a nice car watove gulez😭

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The winning team 💙

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fr!

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Long skirts are superior

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4 months

🌸

*:･ﾟ✧ KEEKS •ᴥ•☆

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4 months

I lovvve black girls in pink! QT w/ a pic of u (a black girl) in pink I’ll start

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iTatenda

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5 months

Petition to bring back arranged marriages

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4 months

mari

@mariiiwrldddd

5 months

bare face thread ???

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

1 month

Does this mifi support those econet smartbiz lines?

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

23 days

Munonyepa imi, kungoti you can only buy flowers dai maikwanisa kutengawo maRange Rover maiswera muchizvitaura

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

18 days

We are at a friend’s wedding, the MC calls us to present our gift… not my boyfriend requesting baba Harare’s song so we dance ahh😂😂 for a split second I wanted the earth to swallow me🤣

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iTatenda

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3 months

Aesthetically pleasing environment, prompt service and delicious affordable food. 10/10

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

5 months

Around this time next year, I’ve got to be having a different conversation🤞🏾. Ndenge ndakudawo kutaura nyaya dzema builders and cement

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

7 months

Pamwe pacho unotoona stress inenge ine mukomana wako kuti ndeyekuti akunetsana neumwe muskana wake

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iTatenda

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2 months

😮‍💨

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5 months

💫

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3 months

WKND

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iTatenda

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1 month

Spots you can work remotely from around Harare 🤲🏾

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iTatenda

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4 months

KC ♛

@nigerianprynce

4 months

Show me a time where your face and the sun were agreeing ☀️

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

1 month

Hair not done, nails not done… zvongonzi rongedza tikuenda😭 I’m convinced men hate us

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

4 months

I know hamusi kuziva nyaya yacho but between me and him ndiyani ari wrong?

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

6 months

That saying about lemons and lemonade?🤷🏽‍♀️

iTatenda

@iTatenda_

7 months

I have met more than 10 auto-mechanics in the past two days. All started and ended the conversation the same way😂. They would say “inini here, ndine machine hombe hapana chandisingagone” and the convo would end like “imbobatai uyu” and I’d get referred to the next guy 😂🤦🏾‍♀️😭😭😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

I DM’d those IG accounts vanoposter kuti bring back lost lovers😂😭

Baba Chamu

@silas_deya

2 months

How much did it hurt???

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

7 months

Looking for a hairdresser asingade zvekupasswa mabraids 😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

July was lived ✅

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@mvccido_szn

3 months

july dump ?

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

Kudhara friends would match-make, zvonzi I have this friend of mine I think you will get along, zvotofamba. Manje iyezvino you don’t because shamwari dzenyu munenge makadziisa paside kuti muzodzidya😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

24 days

👑 Pharaoh 👑 🇳🇬 🇬🇧

@Ugochukwu_96

1 month

I dare you to post your full picture

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

10 months

Since I can not afford a personal trainer, I am looking for a gym partner. Anyone🤲🏾 I promise I will not make last minute calls saying I’m not coming in today

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

Vanhu vakakura vari neglected vasingapihwe attention unongovaona nekuitsvaga patwitter

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

4 months

The food was so good, the service even better. An absolute 10/10

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

17 days

Ndakarambidzwa kuposter mamonthly photo dump, apa ndine mazi content😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

1 month

I have 10 days to come up with a good gift😭 I don’t know what to buy😭😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

6 months

Out n’ About

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

I know a guy asina kana cent but is in more instagram DMs than Sir Wick🤷🏽‍♀️

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

7 months

I have met more than 10 auto-mechanics in the past two days. All started and ended the conversation the same way😂. They would say “inini here, ndine machine hombe hapana chandisingagone” and the convo would end like “imbobatai uyu” and I’d get referred to the next guy 😂🤦🏾‍♀️😭😭😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

5 months

I think I like this little life✨

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

😂😂 munhu otouya achikuti kana uchindida delete twitter, imika😂

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

10 months

This year has been everything I ever wanted… a LOT of wins, laughter, a few tears as well and I am grateful for it all🙏🏾

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

8 months

BlackPanther👖 𓃵

@TheHR263

8 months

Quote this tweet with your today’s picture

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

9 months

2012 😂

Black Quin🕊

@MoshPhiphi

9 months

Quote this with your Throwback pic❤️don’t air me

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

9 months

Kudhara dai ndakutotsvaga yeTollgate so😅

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

12 days

Stop giving shoutouts when you spot someone you know in the club, its annoying

unpopular loner💗

@_diyah02

14 days

dj to dj:

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

13 days

Before

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

4 months

@saider_mx 😭😭😭😭 only difference is that outside text would have been on 5 June 12:30

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

Millicent Tatenda Masakwa🇿🇼

@iam_missJ_mimmz

2 months

Dhuku🧡🍊

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

8 months

Right ndatomuka ndatogeza plus ndarovha kubasa nhasi I have a feeling ndichaona Kevin the wedding planner achisvika paden 😂😂😂

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

6 months

What do single people do on weekends?

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

6 months

@PatienceMahamb1 Kusatarisirwa receipt when getting out of the store kuti vaone kuti hapana chatorwa chisina kubhadharwa here

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

4 months

At this point I think kwatongove kuroiwa 😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

So from time to time, (when I am less busy and energetic) I like to take in new people and mentor them. My latest protege sends messages achiti hi love and also sends those kissy emojis🤦🏾‍♀️. I know she means well, and probably mistook this for friendship. Now question -

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

6 months

What stage is it when you finally get your own set of keys to his place

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

Men will embarrass you

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

2018

Mr. Adorable🏴‍☠️

@chingu_nash

3 months

Let's do a photo dump of how you looked, 5 years ago 😊 Don't air me

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

Branch reEnd Time church rinowanikwa papi muHarare?

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

6 months

😂😂 ngl if mine was a lawyer, macase enyu iwawo ndoanenge atori pillow talk😂

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

4 months

One tyre $85 😭😭. I did not sign up for this part of adulthood, I’m just a girl please😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

9 months

I think about that tweet about ‘buying milk two days from its expiry date’ a lot😂. The tweet is nolonger as funny as it was four years ago 😂😂😭😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

12 days

Arguably the best restaurant in Zim (I maybe biased🤣). The environment is serene, the food is great, top notch service & pricing fairly reasonable. An absolute 10/10

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

9 months

People have money amana🥹 Mazariro aita that round big Benz kaa🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

If you do something, then get reminded kuti you did that. Unenge uchitsamwirei🤷🏽‍♀️

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

9 months

Right the journey to fetch that body begins 💪🏾

iTatenda

@iTatenda_

10 months

Since I can not afford a personal trainer, I am looking for a gym partner. Anyone🤲🏾 I promise I will not make last minute calls saying I’m not coming in today

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

Beautiful😍. Side note - downside of working globally. I can’t tell if the date is March 11th or November 3rd 😭

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@NgwanaMopedi1

2 months

Beautiful ink ✍🏿 🥺✨

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

Muripi tiuye ikoko, tikutsvaga kune vanhu

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

5 months

Someone said being a baddie is a genre, and I agree😭. How do y’all even do it? Such talent

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

1 month

My boss was smiling too much in our 1x1 meeting, I should have asked for a raise🤦🏾‍♀️

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

My card got h @Kd 😭 it’s been going on for about three months now. I’d find deductions of small amounts atleast two times a month and was just ignoring. Today I just saw mazi transactions😭😭 contacted my customer support hanzi we can’t block them contact the merchant 😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

13 days

You do the most for people around you, its okay to pour into your own cup from time to time

Olúwatósìn Olaseinde

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14 days

First daughter to first daughter.

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

Lush Restaurant - A bit pricey, good environment fit for a nice quiet date, okay food. An overall 8/10

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

9 months

Vanhu kana vakunatsoita zvelife yavo yakuvafambira vanobva paTwitter

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

4 months

I need girlies vanoda kuita roadtrip yekuenda kuChitungwiza @kwa_lin kunogadzirwa manails🥹🥹

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

9 months

@kudakwaxhe @KochiRolland @ebrxhiim04 Unofanha uri munhu akaita sei zvekuti you post chibage and someone thinks haa uyu haangambodye chibage uyu to the extent of reverse searching it

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

10 months

Yoh🤦🏾‍♀️ you people can’t take a joke. Zvima reporter mxm. Let me delete and go back into hibernation 😂

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

1 month

Labor day yauya perfect time. Its a good day to be following nyaya dzevanhu vepa internet😂

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

8 months

Scrolling through this thread and I can’t help but laugh because I used to live by some of these codes😂😭😭. No guys ndirikutsvagawo anoziva vanhu vanoita zvekurutsisa munhu akadyiswa 😂😂😭😭😭🤲🏾

Tiyii wa LEPYATLA🦋hatesmen

@yogirlyve

9 months

Strict babe 101💋

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

8 months

This flue wants to end me😭. Consider this my final will and testament.. Iphone yangu tengesai moendesa mari kucharity. Hembe dzangu mongopanana

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

1 month

Signature mid-week during lunch hour. You are welcome

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

😂😂😂 hapana anoganzira gesture

McAuthur Lokie✨️

@mcauthur_lokie

2 months

Hi, @Ng0nidzashe . I accept your offer. Will be DMing for arrangements shortly. Learn and perish!

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

1 month

Lunch date?❌ Dinner date?❌ Picnic date?❌ I love you?✅ Flower bouquet?❌ Baecation?❌ Breakfast in bed?❌ Surprise nton nton?❌ "I thought this would look good on you"?❌ "I know you're sleeping but.."❌

butternut 🤦🏽🤍🖇️

@TasleyMaposa

1 month

9 months into the year Lunch date? Dinner date? Picnic date? I love you? Flower bouquet? Baecation? Breakfast in bed? Surprise nton nton? "I thought this would look good on you"? "I know you're sleeping but.."? ZERO? Not even? It's okay, at least I hope you're loved home🥹❤️

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

7 months

One thing about me - I will stress about anything, even the smallest inconvenience and my grand solution is to sleep

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

2 months

I straight refused to go to Market, I have grown 😌😌

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

13 days

Men will forever not surprise me😭 now they forgive themselves for doing things to you🤦🏾‍♀️ ai🙌🏾

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

9 months

One month left and vanotengesa zvekugezesa nemafuta haven’t started advertising🤦🏾‍♀️. Garai matiratidza tiite budget dzacho🤲🏾

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

7 months

Yes😂 I will probably throw a fit for a few days just so I can have my way but I really don’t care munhu can do whatever they please with their private parts during their spare-time😂

Chioma ❁

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7 months

2. Would you take a cheating partner back??

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

This nail set🤌🏾😍😍. One problem though😭 anozonzwa kuda kundipfekedza ring when he sees them

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

8 months

@thazambezichic Thats one way to look at it, but I’m shook that as a country we have come to a point where degreed people vakuita machild minders😭

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

@reallhusband Very

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

8 months

@RealKingSlayy Uhmm I don’t know hangu but in other developed countries these are part time jobs for high school kids 🤷🏽‍♀️

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

11 months

Me and mine are looking exquisite🤌🏾. I would grace y’all’s eyes but mune kahuroyi kari mamuri🥱

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

📍Kwa it’s nice to be here

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

3 months

You will be having a good day wakatorelaxer then you realise mutero wemota ukuexpire this month😭😭 I don’t like these surprises

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

13 days

Robbery iyo I think vanhu varemerwa nerate, vakutongotsvagawo free food and free accommodation kuChikurubhi vakati whats the plan hazviite kusvika and knock and say tikudawo kuzogara pano, because that execution vanhu vakuda kubatwa avo🤦🏾‍♀️

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iTatenda

@iTatenda_

8 months

@_MakdShelby 😂😂😂

iTatenda

@iTatenda_

9 months

I think about that tweet about ‘buying milk two days from its expiry date’ a lot😂. The tweet is nolonger as funny as it was four years ago 😂😂😭😭

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