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@iMajeshi_

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SEHEMU AMBAZO HUTAKIWI KUTAFUTA MWANAMKE KWAAJILI YA KUOA. 1.) Kanisani 2.) Kwenye party 3.) Shule/Chuo 4.) Gym 5.) Club Sana sana, zingatia namba 1 na namba 3, hapo ndio kuna hatari zaidi.
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@nocontextfooty Ronnie Foden is bigger legend than Gerrard
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@sportbible Me after this info:
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@ReyesDeUniverso @Football__Tweet Speaking the truth is rac1sm now?
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@usainbolt penaldo fans can't relate.
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@MCFC___BH This is Bukayo Saka?
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@City_Xtra "you don't have to prove anything to anybody anymore"
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Kumuacha mwanamke anayekupenda alafu ukaenda kudate na mwanamke ambaye unampenda, ni kosa kubwa ambalo baadhi ya wanaume huwa wanalifanya. I don't know if anyone understand how crazy this shit is.๐Ÿ’€
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@TanzaniaOneJezi We uliona wapi mtu anafanya biashara huku anajipost post kila siku? Hizo asali, mabati na dagaa ni vitu vya kuzugia tu, ila bidhaa halisi hapo ni Kuma. They can't fool us to be fair. ๐Ÿ’€
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@ESPNUK harry kane talking about trophy
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@TeamCRonaldo both destroyed Man United
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We're massive. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@City_Xtra let him cook, let him cooooook๐Ÿ˜‚
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@simiafc @ESPNUK not even better than Ronnie Foden, pipe down
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Ebu imagine umeoa mwanamke ambaye mimi nilishawahi kumgonga, Hii inakuingia akilini kweli? Unalipa mahari kwa mwanamke ambaye wengine tulikuwa tunamgonga bure? The more reason, kuoa Bikira ni muhimu.
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Ili uweze kuwa mtu mwenye ushawishi humu ๐• ni lazima uwe na followers wakutosha Cha kufanya weka Handle yako tukufollow!!!!
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My dream is to marry a woman who has never been touched by any man. ๐Ÿ’€
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! HAKUNA MATATA!!!!!
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Mwanamke anaweza kusema... "Nataka mwenye ndevu, pesa, six packs, mweusi, mrefu, provider, mpole, awe na boxer 70, soksi pair 50, taulo nyeupe, shuka nyeupe 8, na awe mcha Mungu" Ila yeye kitu pekee anachoweza kumpa mwanaume ni shimo moja ambalo limeishatumiwa na wanaume 50.
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Demu anakushauri utafute hela, muda huo yeye ni masikini, baba yake ni masikini, mama yake ni masikini, kaka yake ni masikini yaani kiufupi kwao hakuna mtu tajiri, Yaani nitafute hela ili nije kudate na wewe masikini eti kisa tu una K. Shameless gender!
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@prossoff Anachotakiwakufanyaaachekumpwepakwepahuyodemuyeyeapigekwanzandokituchamsinginaandikahiitextkwauchungasanahayamiminarara
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@ShaunlfcT @VarunChels foden and mahrez owns ur club mate
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@PeakSanti 100m for Rice? Embarrassing
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@Merc900 @SxrgioSZN if you're here, listen to Pogba pls
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@J0rdzay @SxrgioSZN Pogba was right wtf
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Wanaume wanatakiwa kulipa Mahari kwaajili ya mwanamke Mabikira tu, Hawa wasio na Bikira wao ndio wanatakiwa walipe hela kwaajili ya mwanaume, Maana kuoa mwanamke ambaye ana Maex sio kitu cha mchezo, Ni kama kujiwekea Bomu ndani ya nyumba. End!
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@goal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚buh but... he left city in order to be a starter
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Asubuhi... 1. Kuamka 2. Kumshukuru Mungu kwa kukuamsha salama 3. Push ups 100 4. Oga maji ya baridi 5. Vaa vizuri, nukia fresh fresh! 6. Ingia job kutafuta utajiri. Usiwekeze kwa wanawake, jipe kipaumbele wewe mwenyewe.
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@calleb_25 "Lini utakuwa free" Unauliza kama msenge, Wewe ni mwanaume, we mwambie "siku fulani tuonane" Fala๐Ÿ˜‚
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@premierleague @ManCity @KevinDeBruyne then, they still comparing KDB and these bums like... Bruno & Odegard
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@ESPNUK he could never reach this level
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Wanaume, Kamwe usimfollow mwanamke ambaye hajakufollow, Acheni kuwapa wanawake free attention kupitia mitandao ya kijamii, Mnajichoresha!
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@SxrgioSZN De Bruyne is better than Modric and this isn't even a debate
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@goal @JamalMusiala @PhilFoden @BukayoSaka87 Foden is the best youngster rn after Mbappe and Haaland. All these random youngster like Pedri, Musiala, Saka comparisons should all come to an end forever. Foden is clear
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Huyo demu ambaye hukumkuta ni bikira usitake kujimilikisha bro, it's your turn now! Ni zamu yako kuwa nae kwa sasa. Utakosea sana kama utataka kujimilikisha mali ya umma kwa matumizi yako binafsi. Demu ambaye hukumkuta ni bikira hio ni mali ya mitaa. Chama la wana!
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Weka handle tuji follow Kabla sijalala. Let's goooo....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mwanamke akishaanza kuhusisha suala la wewe kumpa pesa na yeye kukupa sยฃx... Like... "Mimi nikiomba hela unaninyima ila wewe unataka tuwe tunasยฃx kila weekend" Hapa inatakiwe ujue kwamba unadate na malaya ambaye anauza K yake but in indirect way!
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Mwanamke ambaye hana Bikira hastahili kulipiwa Mahari. Mwanamke ambaye hana Bikira hastahili kulipiwa Mahari. Mwanamke ambaye hana Bikira hastahili kulipiwa Mahari. Mwanamke ambaye hana Bikira hastahili kulipiwa Mahari. Mwanamke ambaye hana Bikira hastahili kulipiwa Mahari.
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siku hizi mnashiba hadi mnachezea yoghurt hivi? yaani mnachezea chakula kiasi hiki jamani๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Barnaba alikosea kuoa Kaoa mtoto wa single mother, kosa la kwanza! Alibadilisha dini ili amuoe huyo mwanamke, kosa la pili! Kaoa kwenye familia ambayo mama ndio mwenye sauti, kosa la tatu! Kaoa mwanamke ambaye sio bikira, kosa la nne! Vijana kuna kitu cha kujifunza hapo!
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Kama wewe ni kijana ambaye bado upo kwenye miaka ya 20s, na bado unajitafuta... Tafadhali sana ndugu yangu, usijaribu kujiingiza kwenye serious relationship yoyote, utaumizwa... Ukiingia kwenye mahusiano yoyote usiwe serious, don't even take her seriously!
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Hawa ndio wale wa "Mwanaume ambaye hana hela hastahili kudate na mimi" See them:
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@SxrgioSZN @yanautd bodied average manchester urinated fan
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@The_Gerrard_Era @mcfc_lads cuz they saying we're the "cheaters"
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HASARA 10 ZA KUOA MWANAMKE AMBAYE SIO BIKIRA(uzi) 1. Unatumia mamilioni ya pesa ili kupata kitu ambacho wengine walikipata bure. 2. Huwezi ukamridhisha kitandani na hawezi kuridhika na wewe kamwe. 3. Kuna uwezekano mkubwa wa yeye kukucheat na mmoja kati ya maex wake.
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@prossoff "Nipigiye nipigiye" Ye ye ye Huyu demu ni shabiki wa Kanye West nini? Hizo Ye kwenye nipigie kazitoa kwenye jina la Kanye west? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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unajiona gangster wakati huwa unaoga ukiwa uchi๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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@brfootball they call him "special one"
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@prossoff huyu demu si ulimbikiri wewe? Hio mimba asitoe na awe mvumilivu kwa chochote kitakachotokea kusemwa lazima! Watachukia mimba ila sio mjukuu cha msingi wewe kuwa tayari kumuoa maana ulimbikiri wewe! Kuoa bikra au mwanamke uliyembikiri is not for everyone. Tangaza ndoa wewe!
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Unapoanza tu kum'bembeleza mwanamke awe na wewe kwenye mahusiano, ushampoteza. Kuishi kwa huruma za mwanamke ni jambo baya zaidi unaloweza kujifanyia kama mwanamume. Akitaka kuondoka, tafadhali mfungulie mlango na aondoke. Usimsihi akupende, akupigie simu, au akutumia meseji.
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Leo, kuna mwanaume mpumbavu sehemu fulani huko ataoa mwanamke asiye na bikira. Halafu kesho, atakuja kwenye anonymous za humu na kulalamika jinsi huyo mwanamke alivyomdanganya na kumzalia mtoto ambaye sio wake. Kuoa mwanamke asiye na Bikira ni kuchagua kuwa Mpumbavu!
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@prossoff nmetoka kuachana na demu wa namna hii juzijuzi, demu anakosea ukimfokea na yeye anafoka eti! Mzee nilipiga chini, sasa ipo hivi kama ukimkaripia mwanamke wako after yeye kuzingua na yeye anakuja juu "she's not that guy anymore" abort the fucking mission๐Ÿ’€
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4 months
@ommyfitness Tafuta bikra โœ… au mtu aliyekuwa na mahusiano na watu wasiozidi wawili. (Kings, hii hapana kwanini? Utajuaje huyu mwanamke alidate na wanaume wawili tu? Na ukumbuke ni ngumu sana mwanamke kukwambia the exactly body count, kwa sababu wanajua past zao ni muhimu.
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1 year
jamani, ninauza dawa inayoweza kumfanya demu wako ahisi umempa hela, kumbe hujampa. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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8 months
@prossoff dada anajua kabisa moyo wake ushahamia korea alafu anatuuliza๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@MadridXtra Kevin DB was shouting "F*CK VARDRID" when celebrating his goal yesterday
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3 months
Mademu wa kanisani ndio mademu wa kuwaogopa zaidi kuliko mademu wa River Side!
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1 year
niwape namba yake mnisaidie kuomba msamaha au hamtaki harusi?
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1 year
nipewe ajira tu sasa maana leo sijui ata imekuaje nikamuomba mtoto biskuti. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
@UtdPiqueSzn @UTDLui @SxrgioSZN "acting like u won it more than one"
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1 year
Jana nilimwambia aje na ile nguo yake alioivaa kwenye Photo Lab akazima simu๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜
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2 years
@ESPNUK Ederson is the best passer than Allison btw
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9 months
@MCFC___BH Bro delete this
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2 months
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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2 years
@FabrizioRomano Diaz - Good one but a ghost in big games๐Ÿ˜ญ Salah - does not care about football since Afcon defeat. Firmino - Should retire already Jota - Better at fifa than Real life Gakpo - Farmers league player Nunez - Closer to Usain bolt than to actual baller๐Ÿ˜ญ Sounds terrible๐Ÿ˜ญ
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3 months
Mwanamke akiwa hakuheshimu basi ni ngumu sana kukupenda, Na ukumbuke mwanamke anaweza kukupenda sawa ila asikuheshimu, Kupendwa na kuheshimiwa ni vitu viwili tofauti, Ni bora mwanamke akuheshimu kuliko kukupenda, Choose respect over her vag!na, You're the prize.
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
4 months
Namuomba Mungu aniepushie mambo ya kisenge kama haya.
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2 months
Silaha kubwa ya mwanamke dhidi ya mwanaume ni uzuri wa mwili wake, Silaha kubwa ya mwanaume dhidi ya mwanamke ni attention yake, Uzuri wa mwanamke bila attention ya mwanaume sio kitu, Epuka sana kuwa unawapa wanawake free attention, Unaonekana kama mwanaume dhaifu, End!
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2 months
@julip202 At least una uwezo wa kucontrol hizo nyege, Afya yako ni ya msingi kuliko hizo kuma, Umefanya maamuzi ya kiume, Kama kakununia fresh tu, kwani anakulisha? No! Mkaushieeeeeeee.
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2 months
Mwanamke akikuhukumu kisa hauna hela, Wewe mhukumu kwa kutokuwa na bikira wakati bado hajaolewa!
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
2 months
Ndoa nyingi zinavunjika kwa sababu kuu 3. 1. Wanaume wanaoa wanawake ambao sio Mabikira. 2. Wanawake wanataka mume bora ila wao hawataki kuwa wake bora na wanashindana na waume zao. 3. Wanaume wanapiga goti kwa wanawake zao ili wawavalishe pete! End!
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11 months
@prossoff kwanza pole sana, pili ulifeli vitu vichache ulishindwa kumuweka kwenye mifumo yako, ulikosea kuvumilia disrespect anayoonesha ndo maana anakwambia tuachane kila mara unajua kwanini? Sababu anaamini wewe huwezi kuachana nae sasa "prove her wrong" muonesheee uanaume wako๐Ÿ’€
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
3 months
Jukumu la kumhudumia girlfriend ni jukumu la baba yake sio wewe boyfriend, Acha kuhudumia mtoto ambaye bado anatumia jina la baba yake kwenye majina yake.
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
4 months
Mwanaume ambaye anadate na mwanamke mnene., Ni mwanaume ambaye hajiheshimu na haijui thamani yake.
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21 days
Wanaume ambao bado mpo single kwenye mageto yenu, Sio kila mwanamke lazima umpeleke alale na wewe kwenye chumba chako, Wengine unatafuta lodge au guest house yoyote, piga show na umuache huko huko, Sio lazima kila mwanamke alale kwenye kitanda chako!
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year
Man city msimu huu tunachukua ubingwa bila kufungwa na timu yoyote.
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10 days
Leo ndiyo nimegundua wadada wengu huwa mnaona ninachopost kila siku, Hawawezi kujibu kwa sababu nawaambia ukweli, Mwanamke anayechukia post zangu huyo ni malaya! Naelewa mnavyojisia ila sijali kuhusu hilo na nitaendelea kuwaambia.
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
2 months
@ZPlanmaster @liljay11k Don't do that shit.
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
2 months
Mwenyezi Mungu aliamuru tuoe wanawake ambao hawajawahi kuguswa na mwanaume yoyote yule! Mwanamke ambaye sio Bikira hastahili kuolewa na huo ndiyo ukweli, Yes! Kama umeoa mwanamke ambaye hukumtoa Bikira wewe, maana yake umeenda kinyume na maagizo ya Mungu. Umeoa mke wa mtu!
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year
@YRNCaxton @ErlingRoIe chelsea fan in City & Madrid fans
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
4 months
Malaya huwezi ukamfanya akawa mke, Unaweza kumbadilisha good woman kuwa malaya, Ila huwezi kumbadilisha malaya kuwa good woman, Nimemaliza!
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
3 months
Humu ndani watu ku-intaract na wewe hadi uwe na fame ama uwe na followers wengi. Huna followers wengi kama mimi? Huna fame kama mimi? Drop handles tutafute followers & fame. ๐Ÿ‘‡
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year
@City_Xtra time to ruin football once again
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4 months
Usimuamini mwanamke ambaye huwa anawadanganya wazazi wake.
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1 year
@433 this๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 months
Haya basi drop handles tuinuane kidogo! Here we goooo...!!!?! ๐Ÿ‘‡
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1 year
Ukiona umeanza kunipenda nitumie elfu hamsini nina shida nayo. ๐Ÿ˜
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
3 months
Demu wako anaweza kukuacha kama huna uwezo wa kuwavutia wanawake wengine.
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๐“๐จ๐ฑ๐ข๐œ ๐ƒ๐š๐ฐ๐ ๐Ÿ‘‘
7 months
Unamkumbuka huyu jamaa? Jina lake ni hicho kitendo anachokifanya kwenye hii picha! Je, jina lake anaitwa nani?๐Ÿ˜‚
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