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@hzaschronicles

9 months

pls don’t dm me i can’t cook and i’ll make your mom sit in the backseat of the car

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1 year

no hate but it’s the men who act super religious who are actually the worst themselves

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1 year

cant lie if my (future) husband asked me to delete social media i would

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1 year

if anyone is sad about results day then just remember i got A*A*A and in 3 years i’ll be earning £14 an hour to ask people about their poo🤭

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1 year

boys who grow up with sisters just know how to deal with women better than boys who don’t

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1 year

do i like him or do i just like his car

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1 year

why are u following me if you have a girlfriend/wife etc ¿

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1 year

for the men who don’t want their wife working - which job will you be working that allows you to live comfortably and spoil ur wife and daughters ?

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1 year

@fas_yt it’s up to him if he wanted to but it makes sense that as a woman i delete mine if i’m asked to bc of the weirdos out there esp now

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1 year

@whynotsamia i hope he picks you sis fr

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1 year

tip for the girlies : engineering building is where you find all the husband material men

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1 year

i’m not ur soulmate pls don’t message me

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

unpopular opinion but why would a man spend 100£s on a girl the first time he’s seeing her? also the typical idea of a date seems overwhelming for most?

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1 year

that’s not a date, that’s getting food and eating in the car together

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1 year

and he’s not saying anything to defend her😭men of this generation are weak

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1 year

A mans wife is getting violated and slated through social media… this is so messed up.

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

@KingKerrik someone told me a medicine degree would be easier than a levels and they were so wrong🥲think it depends what degree tbh

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

i think it’s so beautiful that if you make dua for someone then the angels will say the same for you🤍

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1 year

my first time in the prayer room at uni today🫶🏼

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

ain’t no way she just called me a slag when she looks like that

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1 year

Car slags are so embarrassing

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1 year

spoiling your siblings and giving them everything you didn’t have growing up >>>

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again - the self proclaimed pious men on this app are the ones who move crazy irl

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1 year

pls don’t call me a pick me 😖

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

@nus11e3 girls like you are the reason why so many girls feel uncormfortable in being around muslim sisters. Stop assuming the worst and assume the best of her. Maybe she’s not fasting for whatever reason and so she’s not praying either

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1 year

@pak1boy1577 it’s not all bad this is a joke pls go to med school we need doctors in the nhs😀

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1 year

materialistic relationships will never last

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1 year

this is why it’s easier to keep starting over w the same person

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1 year

this guy is a whole father. How embarassing

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1 year

dear men, making that popping noise with ur car won’t make us weak at the knees

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@hzaschronicles

11 months

the torah clearly states that Jews are forbidden to have their own land

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@hzaschronicles

9 months

i know a girl from school who was in set 8 and she left with 2 gcses and now she’s doing aesthetics and vitamin boosters 💀

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@hzaschronicles

2 years

need a sugar daddy so i can quit work and leave uni with no debt🫣

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2 years

if i liked more than one of your tweets it means i stalked you

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

taking a history from a patient today and i asked them what brought them into hospital and they said ‘an ambulance’

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

everyone please keep me in your duas for my exam today

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7 months

how tf did bryson tiller tickets sell out at 10 on the dot

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1 year

@whynotsamia are you still running your tired argument ? if girls want to work then let them, no one is forcing you to do the same. It’s not being a bad muslim it’s just having ambition and drive to do something for yourself in life. Stop shaming us

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21 alhamdullilah 🤲

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1 year

muslim men who fan girl over andrew tate disgust me. Fatherless behaviour

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1 year

blocking their number isn’t enough bc i’ll still get no caller id ringing me at 1am

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1 year

should have sniffed a line before this wedding today

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1 year

@ThatAfghanGirl that’s his wife?? so why would he not think she’s the ideal woman and differentiate her from any other woman. stop being so bitter and just be happy for them

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1 year

@mariyahsadique_ u quote tweeted my tweet about cars ??

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1 year

@nus11e3 and remember that if you judge someone for a sin then you won’t die until you’ve committed that sin yourself. Bear that in mind before you start acting high and mighty next time

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1 year

having supportive friends after being surrounded by bitchiness ur whole life is the weirdest feeling ever

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@hzaschronicles

9 months

i hope he picks you sis

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@fxlxfel

9 months

not like this generation of women is any better but ☕️

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@hzaschronicles

10 months

happy for them but i rlly hope i don’t meet my future husband on twitter

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10 months

Alhamdulillah 🤍💍 shot my shot and won 🤌🏻

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

why are people mad that it’s a dads job to support his daughters? these are the same people who don’t want their wife to work🤣they know who they are🌚

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1 year

@whynotsamia also don’t cry when there are no female doctors or nurses when you’re giving birth and there’s no female teachers for your daughters

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

you man literally just invalidated ur whole 30 days of fasting for 15 minutes of fame

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1 year

@HAlii192 @KuroKaenn hope ur mother sees the way you talk to women

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

imagine growing a son in your womb for 9 months just so he can come out and use airdrop rizz on women

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

stop saying you want 4 wives if you haven’t looked after your mother first

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@hzaschronicles

1 year

imagine seeing rishi in your local odeon watching barbie

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The family vote was only ever going one way… Barbie first it is #Barbenheimer

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1 year

anyways i just found out that feeling sleepy after coffee is a sign of ADHD🤪

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1 year

it kills me that i’m putting myself through so much for a career that destroys people mentally and physically with minimal pay and public respect

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1 year

i still can’t get over the fact that i’m gonna be 21 real soon🥲i still feel 16

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got BLOCKED for saying i don’t want a haram relationship🙈

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1 year

every time i say this someone comes at me saying ‘if allah can forgive zina then so can you’ - no bc allah is all forgiving and humans are not

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1 year

Unpopular opinion: Body count matters in a man too. And anything greater than 0 is too much.

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1 year

wish i could send him all my eid pics but he’s liking random bitches on the tl

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1 year

men on this get stupider each day. Suddenly women are vending machines ??

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10 months

flowers cost less than £10 so if u don’t like her just say that

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Flowers on the first date?

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1 year

crying your heart out in salah because no one understands your pain like allah swt does >>>

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2 years

why is he teaching other girls my lingo LOOLLL

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1 year

me and my little yaris are ride or die🤞🏼even if she does make new noises every week🧍🏽‍♀️

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1 year

biggest lesson i’ve learnt this year is to never attach your heart to anything or anyone but Allah swt

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1 year

if ur a man who doesn’t believe in women working when they’re mothers/married, then unfollow me pls

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1 year

@nyxcamila @fas_yt as a muslim woman i’m literally meant to obey my husband and conceal myself from every other man so ask yourself is your point still valid ?

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1 year

did anyone else not get the alert thing

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9 months

how do i ask someone for petrol money?

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1 year

wobblers are doing eid tomorrow of course

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1 year

i’m tired of muslim twitter😭how is this girl telling me that i’m sinning by being at uni and in the future, getting a job ???

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1 year

got my 2nd semester placement and it’s a 2 MINUTE WALK from my house alhamdullilah🤞🏼🤞🏼

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1 year

just got my placement allocation for next year and it’s an hour from my house❤️‍🩹

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1 year

one thing about me is i’m gonna eat ice cream regardless of the weather outside

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1 year

cant believe i’ve never had a bouquet of roses with baby’s breath delivered to my door in my whole 20 years of living🫂

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2 years

beginning to think one of the producers has a foot fetish

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I hope this man is getting violated in the gc #LoveIsland

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@__abzzzzz there are still doctors working, it’s not a full walkout. May Allah grant your grandmother shifa🤍

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1 year

rly wanna name and shame this MUA because half of my makeup had melted off by the end of the night

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1 year

saw this tweet where the girl goes don’t dm me bc i can’t cook or clean and i’ll make your mum sit in the backseat of the car💀

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@afr1canwarl0rd ask her for money. that one always makes me wanna vomit

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i’d take it as a compliment that he likes my cooking

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@zara__r

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If a guy gets fat whilst I’m with him, I’ll leave him I’m so sorry

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you can’t be pro ukraine and pro israel at the same time

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1 year

what is everyone’s opinion on right person wrong time ?

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1 year

@mayanaiiseee mashallah🤍you’re so lucky ours is in the basement and has a massive hole in the wall

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1 year

@umzzzz_uc thanks for educating me on that, i wasn’t aware of it. Inshallah Allah guides all of us to be good on the outside and inside

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1 year

jalebi in warm doodh 🤭

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1 year

i got car shamed by a drug dealer the other day like at least i didn’t buy mine on finance with haram money🧍🏽‍♀️don’t make me report you

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Stop car shaming especially if u dont even have a LICENSE😭😭😭

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you can’t tell me that girls seriously prefer gucci pouches skinny jeans and gym shark tops ?

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@miskeeenak

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when a man knows his style, u can tell he knows his worth >>

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1 year

bmw drivers : does the personality come with the car ?

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1 year

such a weird thing to say. Just block them or make ur account private lol ??

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1 year

my body is telling me to have a baby but my mind says no😔

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