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(indefinite hiatus) saharan cellphone sample enjoyer. yearning for lahore. death to all br*hmins. pan-desism 🇵🇰🇮🇳🇧🇩🇳🇵🇱🇰🇦🇫 ☭ @jhivosaurus1

Joined August 2010
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went on a walk
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Every day someone in California is like “went on a walk” and then proceeds to post the most breathtaking landscapes god has to offer
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@breakdownx2 like what if he's still in character and doing the impostor bit 😭
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@machiavelbot Chicken lollipop is the greatest fukin dish ever created like let's be honest
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@rabbamahn @tramywtf @clever_gee Someone should check your hard drives
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@yungz0rn I agree with the two points. But I absolutely do not see how we can rehabilitate them even after overcoming the mentioned problems.
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@jennineak I hate that white New Yorker so much 😭
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@elusivefemme True. Artificial wombs need to be developed soon
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@edreamcast @jaxajueny @hasanthehun @StGabranth Yeah we are going to shame men for going to brothels , that's disgusting. You are disgusting and so is Hasan. Disgusting pathetic creeps
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@breakdownx2 we lost this round 😞
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@ro3ver worst movie ending ever it pissed me off so bad
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Clowns
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“This MF paid for Twitter” No, I didn’t pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence again. I paid for the Founding Fathers’ vision. I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself. I paid to show support for a man who put himself in the line of
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@orbitnotes It's about time I read ocean voung
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@hayxtt This is insane wtf
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@DeewanieMurshid So sorry to hear this about your khala. Women suffer too much under patriarchy in the subcontinent 😔
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Rip. The system failed her. She had all the evidence of abuse on her timeline and yet no one intervened.
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I beg everyone who cares about me to please save my tweets because they could disappear at any time. I could as well.
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I am pretty su1c1dal but only in a revolutionary way, like strap a **** to my waist and send me to a location
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@Marikeet0v0 @eristodiscord @jojobestburgers Exactly. He knows what he is doing , and he is going to use satire as a defense later
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alright back to commie posting, it was fun libs but RaGa will be sent to the wall the same day as m*di
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me and oomfs started a business
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@naim_elohim00 @AllAccessCanes @imanii_faith How you call someone else dense, stfu dumb dumb
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@typeclonghouse diaspora upper castes are never beating the nazi allegations
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I'm an empath I can sense who liked
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when the gc doesn't fw your new bit
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@hotbarbzwinter Also, practice of Sati, Devadasi , dowry, honour killing
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between Brat, kamala's ascendancy and Rahul Gandhi's win, it may well be half Indian summer
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Between Brat and Kamala Harris’ ascendancy, it may well be Half Indian Summer
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how did you know I was marathi that's crazy
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@IAmDouglasKim You mean well. But actually badempanada is correct. I'm Indian living in the US. Most of the diaspora here is made up of upper case brahmins. These lots were the privileged ones who could afford to migrate here.
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Rapist brain
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They've normalised sexual violence in porn to the point where this is considered funny
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@SxarletRed White woman you don't get to decide if white murderous army men who killed our people should get empathy or not. They shouldn't. They enlisted to kill innocents in exchange for economic benefits, they could've decided to work at subway. Also you're just a liberal so stfu anyway
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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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@JayaratneSajith fuck you btw
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it's like no one wants to commit to the bit these days
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understandable
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inside me there are 3 wolves
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Damn right they should
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I fw pen and paper, gotta be my fav duo
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not listening to all that, hang yourseIf
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P Diddy reacts to leaked footage of him beating up then-girlfriend Cassie: “I take full responsibility for my actions in that video. I’m disgusted.”
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I can't see who liked my tweets ??? what's the point of twitter anymore
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a dating app for monarchs called royal rumble
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@SxarletRed @SiggonKristov You're so stupid my god 😭 you'll go hug a fascist if he says he's hungry. The absolute state of American commies 🤦‍♂️ we are not gonna make it at this rate
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@HITCSevens pls 😭 I get nightmares of being in stoke on a cold rainy night
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@diivinefem @foxiesonline What else can we do 🙏 can we drop a review somewhere
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@YasmineJibril They way they were hailing hakimi as some genius saviour while he was out cheating and raping other women
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this is what dj snake looks like under those glasses
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rlly obsessed with these eyelinerless pandas rn
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@vorticistgirl @dee_of_e "your jouissance is perverse"
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pan desi drip goes hard
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Chris Gayle wearing a suit jacket that is India on one sleeve, Pakistan on the other and a all signatures in the middle.
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@Leifengsstudent @transjewtalian He was an absolute horrible abuser
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@EAzizlerli @blakeflayton Mr blake the bigoted zionist here is from Scottsdale I believe
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Generations of social capital and privileges yet you couldn't pass some exam ?? Talk about incompetence
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so much joy from someone driving a fast car 😊
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no way dawg
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AURORA IN TUCSON ARIZONA! #azwx #tucson
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and cooking for your lovelies
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food is greatest thing ever, only thing better than food is sharing food with someone
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I love explaining things that don't need explaining
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@Int3lligentking @LiveFromTheZone @NobleQAli The person saying that has an Indian name and what they are saying is 100% correct. India has one of the most backwards patriarchal society ever.
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@IAmDouglasKim @BadEmpanada One simple google would also help. Just check out m*odi's political party and who founded it and why. They don't even hide it
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@S3archerAnon @DeepDishEnjoyer we should fix you first
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@SajinShrijith Chup kar be jhattu.
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notice how all the cool people didn't get to see the northern lights
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@shanzwarma Isn't thus the same guy who supports Andrew Tate ? He's disgusting
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god activated my 5G cuz my heart got 5 giga hurts
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oomf I respected is apparently a swiftie
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literally me and my oomfs
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not listening to all that, free palestine
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A message from President Shafik.
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the wildest thing to do is to just let it be
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@taraxrh You don't know your audience, all of us just broke grad students 😭
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we are gonna idpol ourselves to death
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just stopped someone from jaywalking btw
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if you think this won't happen to you think again, they're doing this to students at one of the most elite universities in the country
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CNN's @miguelmarquez : "I've covered lots of this sort of stuff around the world, and i've never seen this many police moving into one area."
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there's just something about driving a u-haul as a desi..
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@hayxtt American white commies are just liberals I swear
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@YasmineJibril Genuinely. I have no idea why the current fascist government isn't getting international backlash
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@NifMuhammad I always knew how well written fast car was, but I think I should now explore her other works too. Any recs ?
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delete this
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FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.
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shout out to my film class professor who enlightened us about the mediocrity of Sanjay Leela Bhansali all the way back in 2017
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@taraxrh Chatgpt. Tell it to write a cover letter for and just paste the job description or title etc.
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Ratalya is my go to marathi insult
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there's something profoundly wrong with these people
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Israel in Toronto
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. @KylieJenner , you looked beautiful at the #MetGala ! We thought your dress could have used one more touch - the names of the 132 hostages still in #Gaza . #BringThemHome #edit
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unreal ! they haven't spoken a word on Refaat who was their alum but they sure have time and consideration for a popstars trash album
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What did I just read my mind is numb
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times like these make me really appreciate the gift of sight
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We failed him 💔 Betrayal by his won people made him sad
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de*th to every jain
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#Palitana , in #Gujarat 's #Bhavnagar , became the world's first city where non-veg is illegal after #Jain monk protests closed 250 butcher shops. This honors Gandhi's vegetarian vow and aligns with regulations in Rajkot and Junagadh. Read more
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tb to 12 yr old me memorizing the lyrics to ai se eu te pego just for Neymar Jr
tb to when I was 13 and I taught myself Brazilian Portuguese just for Neymar Jr
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2hrs left for submission and 5 algorithms to test and analyze, chat we might not make it this time
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hope India loses
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so close! but those are bowls
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no offense but have you seen a more perfect snack plate?
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@gaygachad easy, 👌🏽make this sign with both your hands , the left one looks like letter b ( bai) and the right one looks like letter d (dai).
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you're rotting in hell
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I've started following an account that terrorises the homeless with his drone, great content
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@commiexmommie Inshallah comrade you will be fluent in Korean too. Thank you for sharing your story, I had not read much about the evil side of adoption and this has been an eye opener. I don't know what to say but I hope and pray you will heal from all of this. Im happy for your twin sis🙏
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"putting a GoPro in the cup of tea for a chai pov when a human sips is not cinematography"
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shout out to my film class professor who enlightened us about the mediocrity of Sanjay Leela Bhansali all the way back in 2017
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