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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Intriguing

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@hotchipncry

4 months

@SWENGDAD My mom said she reached "peak hot" at 35 🤷‍♀️ and I've seen her pictures, she was stunning at that age. She's also beautiful now in her 60s imo

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1 year

@SWENGDAD Yes of course. I love ruining the lives of my partner and children, as well as paying a shitload of money in lawyer fees. Oh and dating again as a divorcee? Sounds fab

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

crushes are so cringe. Like oh you can't help but think of this person? And imagine their stupid little smile? And miss their voice? Pathetic.

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

4 months

The incels fascination with attractiveness is strange to me. Who cares if some dude "mogs" you. Mog him in kindness, in curiosity, and in humor. You know, areas of substance

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

11 months

you literally could not pay me enough to attend burning man. choking on dust surrounded by a bunch of naked 50 year old men? Fucking pass

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

My @studiolemaine bag came today!!!!! My very own flurse (flesh purse) #fleshfashion baby!!!

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

8 months

Seems like a great time to me... Bring on the beer wenches!

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

can we please stop demonizing people with BPD please please please. It's possible to unlearn the toxic thought patterns and behaviors to become a good person/partner. It just takes work n self awareness.... And sometimes mood stabilizers

Lukas (computer) 🐂🔻

@SCHIZO_FREQ

1 year

The thing with BPD is it's not like ADHD. Doctors don't just hand out BPD diagnoses, if somebody manages to get diagnosed they 100% have it "She said she was diagnosed but she seems normal, I'll give her a chance!" you are in danger. you are in danger. you are in d

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

@Clug_chan God I wish this were true

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

@SWENGDAD that we are always the more emotional/illogical sex. Anyone who's ever seen a man get angry knows that can't be true

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

@chunkyfila THIS WAS THE PERFECT SONG FOR THIS THANK U 💀

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

11 months

me, on here: men are trash, women are oppressed, yes all men!! me, texting him: did you eat today baby? Wow your forearms have such an amazing pump 😍 now can you finish explaining the lore of your fantasy novel to me?(((:

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

3 months

u ever wish u were a bug?

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

10 months

Pretty privilege is absolutely real, and "mid" women are equally as unsafe in our society. If anything, men are more likely to stand up and protect women they find attractive. Shut up with this pick me bullshit

misha꙳

@schizarella

10 months

you cannot convince me "pretty privelege" is real when this happens everyday. sometimes you really wish you were mid because of the safety boost it provides.

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

7 months

I quit my job!!!!!

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

@4ennr @Hector_oh_no @JAjueny The ethical questions start when these life-saving, famine-resistant crops are given to starving people but the companies that make them force folks to be reliant on them by copyrighting the genes involved and suing if they use them without permission

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

3 years

@CloneHat @yohosiefgc That's what makes her hot tbh

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@hotchipncry

1 month

I'm so happy I didn't kill myself!!

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

3 months

"tortured poetry" about what?? You're a billionaire dating a pro football player and arguably the most powerful woman on the planet. Any sense of authenticity from you evaporated ten years ago. But ok, keep whining about your exes and "pain" over garbage synthpop

Taylor Swift

@taylorswift13

3 months

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Guys contacts in my phone:

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

got all dolled up. for what, you ask? absolutely nothing

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

7 months

@arrtnem @runaway_vol This logic only applies if you don't have hobbies/things you enjoy beyond work. If I only worked 1 hour a day for 150k a year? I'd have a garden, a child, a loaf of fresh baked bread every day, and half my current stress related health problems

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

11 months

wait y'all are winning stupid prizes after playing your stupid games??

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

@SWENGDAD told me he wanted an open relationship

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

6 months

I heard it was muscle mommy season?? (1 month today on my own program and diet, yes I know what I'm fucking talking about when I give y'all advice)

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Been a long fun weekend

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

10 months

could b us but he "needs" all his organs 🙄

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

@SWENGDAD "How do you tell a woman that we can be unattracted to you but still love you?" Literally what the fuck, I can only imagine how hurtful this would be to hear when pregnant

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Throwback to 2011 when I got this haircut and all my scene queen wannabe dreams came true

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Second sky was a blast 😈

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

27 days

DATE THE KIND MAN

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

3 months

@ClairinaPaq Not to mention that it's important to have an education/career at some point in case your husband is unemployed for a time/sick/injured to care for the family! Never limit your options to care for yourself and your children 👏

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

@4ennr @Hector_oh_no @JAjueny Genetically it is kinda the same as cross-breeding. We've selectively bred a lot of things to not produce seeds or to yield larger edible parts via altered gene expression. Splicing in a gene to increase nutritional content or give viral resistance just makes the process faster.

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

4 months

feeling fundamentally misunderstood by everyone I love gets exhausting

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

@lobotomisemee it is the end, right??

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

7 months

I DONT WANNA GIRLBOSS ANYMORE I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. I WANT A SOFT LIFE. I WANT A FAKE EMAIL JOB WHERE I CAN WFH AND DO PILATES DURING LUNCH. I WANT TO BE BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT IN A KITCHEN. I WANT TO RUN OFF AND DISAPPEAR INTO THE WILDERNESS AND GET EATEN BY BEARS. ANYTHING BUT THIS

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

Friendly reminder that I AM that bitch

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Been thinking a lot about God and morality and eternity and justice. and also pussy

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

10 months

Went over to my aunt's house and my uncle was like "do you smoke weed?" Then pulled this massive stash out that he grew for fun?? He doesn't smoke so he's trying to get rid of it and I'm like ok??? God Bless America

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

vulnerability is terrifying. I am going to run away into the woods to chop wood and hunt bears instead. perhaps I will let the moss consume me and turn me into dirt.

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

9 months

one bf doxx, just for Halloween 🖤 hey guys did you know that on terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is-

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

11 months

why on earth would anyone stay with a man who could say something like this? gun to my head you'd never get this info out of me, yikes

Aella

@Aella_Girl

11 months

one of my partners once was like 'you're not that pretty' during a tender moment i rolled over in the fetal position and groaned for like an hour, and then he went and made me an im sorry card out of construction paper and markers and stickers

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

3 months

No breakup will ever compare to your bestie from 18-20 deciding you weren't cool enough and ditching you for her cool artsy friends

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 months

do NOT get this stuff, it tastes so good you'll get lit enough to reach out to your formerly homoerotic codependent bestie after four years of no contact

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

9 months

me trying to make friends at work

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Agency just asked me for unedited bikini pics what do u guys think

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

Haven't done my signature crazy black eyeliner in like three months. Did it for the first time again today and went a little crazy.... It's kind of giving any winehouse

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

11 months

lately sometimes I feel like I'm becoming a new version of myself Alex v. 9.0

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

7 months

some of y'all remember how brutally I struggled with cystic acne over the last few years... really happy with the progress I've made, I don't feel self-conscious barefaced/no filter anymore 💞

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

9 months

Fuck daylight savings for real like somehow there is even less day now??? Fuck you

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

@persiangularity @SWENGDAD the point is nobody would "randomly destroy a marriage" and if it seems that way it's probably due to years of resentment and neglect

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

11 months

Found this photo of me with Lucy from a year and a half ago 🩷

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

3 months

Bf doxx. Look at him hold my baby girl. I need to make this man a father (I am trying my hardest to get him pregnant but it's not working??)

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

3 months

when I tell my based internet oomfies I'm off my psych meds they cheer me on, when I tell my lifelong IRL friends they're "concerned about my mental health" because they "care about my well-being" and "want me to be happy" smh

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

11 months

went slightly out of my way to admire this gorgeous orb weaver spider by the patio at work today and someone gave me the most disgusted look, turned to their friend, and went "what the fuck is she doing?" Like. Try having a little wonder and curiosity in your day, BITCH!

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

angst

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

10 months

feeling extra misandrist today - men, reply and I'll give you a personalized insult

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

I fucking love carnal pleasures. Give me the soft down-filled blankets, the bath bomb infused baths, and delicious fruits. I want all of it

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

This is getting kinda sewious

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

10 months

regular vigorous exercise and a consistent sleep schedule is more effective treatment for depression than any antidepressant on the market

Prez

@HonestLeYo

10 months

Thoughts on mental health that would have you like this:

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

10 months

"sexism doesn't exist in the west anymore" bro have you ever been online

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

7 months

Some of you girlies say you're really into reading and you love books sm but you're really just reading poorly-written porn thinly veiled as romance... like babe that is not literature

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

falling in love is a lot like accidentally touching a spider web like wtf??? Get this off of me??? I'm scared and it won't?? Come?? Off???

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

10 months

Moved 300 miles away, got a better job and a better apartment, survived my first abusive relationship, visited Vietnam, repaired my relationship with my mom, and started dating a truly wonderful man 🖤

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Bf caught me getting ~serious~ before eating a giant soup dumpling

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

4 months

5'10 is the minimum height for modeling, but amazing how you attack my looks on a post that was explicitly about character?? You've proved my point. Anyway, TL cleanse to show you what you'll never have (because my bf is a better man than you'll ever be). Cope and seethe 💞

Western Decline

@RCantstopme

4 months

@hotchipncry @irrationalpill Screenshotted incase you try to delete it. I can see why you're so bitter. 5'10 is tall for a girl and you're not excessively attractive. Probably get ignored because of your egg shaped head by guys you like for shorter more attractive girls.

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

11 months

who up pondering the grievous mistakes they've made

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 months

haven't been tweeting as much lately because I've been trying to have fewer thoughts. It's working 👁️👄👁️

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

7 months

26 is the worst birthday like happy birthday!! You're officially in your ✨late ✨ 20s, you're booted off your parents' insurance, and you have to renew your driver's license!!! Haha yay!!

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

8 months

current incel rhetoric focusing on height and "looksmaxxing" won't save you either, you have to actually be kind, interesting, and driven. But that requires self-awareness which actually takes time and effort to cultivate

Ax Angelo 🎃👻

@ax_angelo

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Height alone won't save you Looks matter

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

My dad just said he'd fly down tonight to make this guy give me my stuff back. My dad is very scary when he wants to be. Thankful for my family right now

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

men used to die in war and hunt for food but now they just say racial slurs in groupchats

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

I saw a baby bunny today🥺

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

9 months

ask not for whom the ass throws; it throws for thee

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

10 months

Not arguing with a dude that has pretty hazel eyes. whatever u say beautiful

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

@bwahwtfbwah Ben Shapiro ghostwrote this

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

@lobotomisemee a thrilling end to this saga

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Fit today is giving substitute librarian

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

If u see me ugly sobbing while eating a burrito in my car mind your business

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

1 year

men after I let them hit 1 (one) time:

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

9 months

dating a man is crazy because I should not know this much about football

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

last solo Saturday shift before I start my new job 😇

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

2 years

Oh nooo the toxic groomer chat kicked me ;-; now all I have is my career, boyfriend, irl friends, apartment, and a new city to explore without being called a bitch every five minutes. Woe is me!!! How will I go on!!

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alex (hedonistic princess)

@hotchipncry

11 months

Fresh cut, my hair looks so much darker now 🩷