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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

just saw a brand new pack of cigarettes on the ground and it was glowing the same way cop's guns do

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

she has no clue the economy is collapsing

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@Clug_chan

9 months

im like if a whore was a beautiful monogamous woman

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Clug

@Clug_chan

5 months

just took a 52 wipe shit

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@Clug_chan

9 months

they sequenced my dna and told me im genetically identical to this thing

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@Clug_chan

1 year

a man under 5'10 will fuck you with more vigor and purpose than any lumbering idiot over 6' ever could

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

looks like its name is nurt or some shit

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9 months

Bella Ramsey attends the 75th Primetime Emmy Awards.

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Clug

@Clug_chan

7 months

ive been buying these giant blueberries and theyre fucking incredible... last pic is the comparison with a regular blueberry

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

god clutching me in his grasp after i eat 20lbs of expired chili

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Clug

@Clug_chan

2 years

got cancelled cause my pussy is too big and soft. very wet too. my opps are shooting directly at me </3

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

getting a red one to wear in public so people dont talk to me

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9 months

Well let me put my studying hat on

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Clug

@Clug_chan

26 days

just watched the dust in my space heater ignite for a second

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

im 25 now. frontal lobe? formed. bank account? empty. hope for the future? mildly positive

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

who up drinkin they vyvanse water

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Clug

@Clug_chan

2 years

how retarded are you that you cant flip a fucking grilled cheese. put the spatula under and flip it. is there something im not understanding here

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2 years

Life was never meant to be hard. We just made it that way

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

eating disorder? yeah, im eating dis order of fucking chinese food and then getting dessert bitch

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Clug

@Clug_chan

4 months

at the end of my rope rn

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Clug

@Clug_chan

8 months

seeing my mutuals cropped tweets on instagram is like seeing their corpses being paraded around town

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

this the kinda shit i been on lately

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

me training to kill myself

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

i developed a new talent

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@Clug_chan

5 months

@aw1ias you guys are flushing?

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@Clug_chan

11 months

my two incredible thrift store finds

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@Clug_chan

2 years

@MongorianBeef i would definitely get in there with some needle nose pliers

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@Clug_chan

5 months

everyone here seems to be under the assumption that i am a man, and to that i would like to inform you all i am in fact a beautiful woman with a giant fat ass

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

what the fuck was the thought process here

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@TokyoDilf

9 months

the gentle setting on the vacuum sealer doesn’t work on croissants

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Clug

@Clug_chan

8 months

i am back and more retardeder than ever

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Clug

@Clug_chan

2 years

@chillextremist its not twink death its bear birth

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@Clug_chan

5 months

@MBPN745 call that the five finger tango cause them bitches was in my ass

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@Clug_chan

2 years

sharpening my teeth before every blowjob

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@Clug_chan

1 year

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Clug

@Clug_chan

8 months

my sweet boy Franklin finally came home today <3

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

i hate having adhd like. i was basically given "whiny little bitch" disease. i cant do laundry, clean my house, feed myself, or work consistently, but i can play my favourite video game for 12 hours straight. im always late and have no working memory. i suck and its not my fault

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Clug

@Clug_chan

7 months

nothing compares to sinking my teeth into a no2 pencil. the way the paint on the outside cracks under the pressure, revealing the soft wood underneath. downright sexual

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Clug

@Clug_chan

2 years

national edge your bf till he cries day is tomorrow

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Clug

@Clug_chan

10 months

new hole unlocked: gunshot wound

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@Clug_chan

1 year

@breadmerald with penor and virginia, perhaps ...

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

i need to be slathered in oil and wrestled like a hog

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Clug

@Clug_chan

7 months

guys whats this stuff in the bottom of my grinder? im tired of having to clean it all out every week when I bleach the thing

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

my mom is sending me fucking 9/11 wojak memes

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Clug

@Clug_chan

8 months

officially fucking tapping out

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

heres what you would look like if you were pregnant or a quadriplegic

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Clug

@Clug_chan

7 months

tonights gonna be a movie <3

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Clug

@Clug_chan

5 months

"operating under the assumption", "under the impression", whatever im illiterate and beautiful and if you correct me on my grammar ill kill myself in front of you

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Clug

@Clug_chan

7 months

its been over a month now since he passed. only now could i finally clean his bowl thats been in the fridge, with the last bits of his final dinner still in it. i miss you, buddy

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@Clug_chan

9 months

ive had 37 abortions in the past year alone and they all looked like this

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@Clug_chan

5 months

@hotdogseltzer snatched

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

spending my mid twenties the way god intended: vacuum sealing pork at 1am

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@Clug_chan

9 months

bawling my fucking eyes out look what twink bf got for me im so fucking happy

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

@perzianrugs sorry youre uneducated on short king matters

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Clug

@Clug_chan

7 months

poop injection night !!

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

my rimworld colonists when i set up the nutrient paste dispenser

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Clug

@Clug_chan

2 years

Clug fact: i can suck a mango dry

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Clug

@Clug_chan

2 months

look at this guy

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Clug

@Clug_chan

4 months

my retarded fat ass step son is blocking my damn anime

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Clug

@Clug_chan

8 months

i left both of my biggest dildos on the bathroom counter to dry and of course its when she decides to come home

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

true love is staying in on a saturday night to eat creamsicles and play animal crossing naked in bed together

Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

living it up

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Clug

@Clug_chan

2 years

i hope im not just a twitter account to you, but a constant source of instability and fear

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

tonights gonna be a movie

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

i, as a beta, have a naturally lubricated asshole for mating purposes

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@Clug_chan

1 year

gym tips for beginners: a thread

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@Clug_chan

1 year

Clug drawing from last night

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

just cracked 10k for the first time on a post lets fucking gooooo

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@Clug_chan

5 months

@mmmBelloq yall are using paper?

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@Clug_chan

9 months

playing with my boobs rn if you even care

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@Clug_chan

1 year

my nemesis

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@Clug_chan

3 months

popping her hymen with a boba straw

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Clug

@Clug_chan

11 months

hey if you think like this, go die in traffic. i can help by running you over repeatedly until youre ground meat. fuck you

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2 years

we don't bully fat men enough.

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Clug

@Clug_chan

5 months

dont have anything to promote so just go steal some software or pirate a movie, you deserve it <3

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@Clug_chan

11 months

can i come over and stare at you like this

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@Clug_chan

8 months

got an iud put in my ass so i dont get butt pregnant

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@Clug_chan

9 months

putting crazy items in my butt

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@Clug_chan

1 year

i would smash this thing with a cartoonishly large mallet without hesitation

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@Clug_chan

1 year

@eeeessssss7 a 5'3 woman did

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@Clug_chan

7 months

oh you dont like GMOs? your crusty little white dog is a GMO. hes going in the soup

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

retarded journalism

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@NBCNews

1 year

Prince Louis appears to yawn during King Charles' coronation service.

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Clug

@Clug_chan

5 months

this is what the world looks like through the eyes of an autistic woman </3

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

theyre dismembering me and putting me in a suitcase tomorrow

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@Clug_chan

9 months

@GeebMinister was in the middle of eating but i think ill just go to bed early tonight

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@Clug_chan

2 years

retard themed blowjob

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Clug

@Clug_chan

10 months

getting creampied is literally my biggest hobby

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Clug

@Clug_chan

7 months

if i could i'd have a cigarette, a coffee, a vyvanse, and some french fries for breakfast every single day for the rest of my life

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

frank is on a lot of painkillers and antibiotics right now but he is still in stable condition and he wont stop purring

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@Clug_chan

1 year

visiting my step son

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@Clug_chan

2 years

penises grow back if you cut them off

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

muscle mommy Clug

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@Clug_chan

10 months

spreading my asshole and catching snow

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

i havent smoked cigarettes in well over a year but damn. that shit looked delicious

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Clug

@Clug_chan

1 year

@IPEEINGIRLS l + ratio + just be shorter

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Clug

@Clug_chan

2 years

i drew a cow from memory but why is it so threatening looking

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

we had to put him down tonight. this is genuinely the worst night of my life. i held my baby in my arms at home as he took his last breath. he was surrounded by family, and he will always be remembered. i love you franklin, and ill see you in the next life <3

Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

tonight is very difficult for me. i have to put frank down in the morning. anything helps. i will be grieving for a long time

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

living it up

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@Clug_chan

9 months

my retarded cousin named Glort

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@Clug_chan

2 years

men really live like this and see nothing wrong with it

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@Clug_chan

1 year

just took a shit that would baffle conservatives and liberals alike

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Clug

@Clug_chan

7 months

i cried

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Clug

@Clug_chan

9 months

@handsomeray thanks man. its so hard to get out of bed every day

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@Clug_chan

1 year

finally fucking caught @garloids

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Clug

@Clug_chan

4 months

my mom made me do this when i was 17, about 8 years ago. no amount of explaining reality made her understand that it doesnt work like that anymore. all i got were weird looks and managers telling me to apply online, which also required a digital cv. fucking awful

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@dragon_scim

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I'm crying bro there's a guy at the mall popeyes with resume in hand trying to get a job interview from the cashier

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