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Christian ✝️ | Wife | Mom Yes, my husband sees all of my tweets. He thinks I'm hilarious.

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@hol22006
Jess
3 months
People share things for clout that you couldn't waterboard out of me.
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8 months
Redpill men: I want a trad wife! Also redpill men: I won't pay for her dinner on date, i dont hold the door, I expect a prenup, she has to prove she's worth the risk of marriage, I won't wait until marriage for sex, I'm not religious, etc. 😤 Why don't trad women want me? 😭
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6 months
@covapologetics How can a baby sin if they can't consciously make decisions?
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6 months
@covapologetics That makes no sense to me
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1 month
My baby is about to be 1. He doesn't cry much and has slept through the night since 4 months. He smiles a lot and has a fun personality. He loves strangers and other babies. He eats well. Motherhood couldn't be easier. More people should share their good parenting experiences.
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6 months
@covapologetics If you can't mentally understand right or wrong, you're not capable of making good or bad choices.
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15 days
Genuinely baffled some of yall think postpartum moms should just shut up and endure poor treatment because the saint nurses and doctors know best. Every woman I know has a story of the nightmare staff when she gave birth. It's not rare.
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22 days
@Cluffalo I would have been so taken aback. That man was raised in a barn.
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9 months
@harmonizedgrace We went to a new church with our son for the first time when he was 6 weeks old and everyone kept saying how great I looked for having such a young baby. We finalized his adoption on Tuesday, so I can't wait to see everyone's realization after they read the church newsletter. 😂
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2 months
@Cluffalo At least her sister dishes it back. I think going no contact is usually childish, but in this case, I'd totally understand.
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5 months
@aesopsyop My mother in law ended up recovering the chair she used with my husband and his siblings and it's at her house in the room we stay in when we visit. She gets to rock the babies in it and we get a comfortable chair at home.
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8 months
@LawSelfDefense My body count is only my husband but thanks for asking!
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3 months
@AngryMama11 @Godlike30 @memeticsisyphus Me: I'm happy with the division of labor in my house 😊 The internet: No, you're not 😡
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3 months
@memeticsisyphus I can only speak for my own family but I handle all of the grocery shopping, baby purchases, home necessities, and my own personal items. My husband only buys the things he needs. *I'm not complaining because that's just our division of labor.
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8 months
@TheEcho13 What trad woman would EVER put up with that kind of treatment? Who wants to date a guy who thinks you're a whore for no reason? These men are emotionally damaged.
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4 months
@TheFoxMatriarch This is why I wouldn't date men who had a lot of casual sex or never took breaks between partners. That lack of self-control is disgusting.
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7 months
@realgirl_fieri Not having access to a nursery made the hospital time absolutely miserable. Baby went into cluster feeding as soon as we got home and I was so tired I started bawling. The sleep deprivation alone is no joke.
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3 months
@luinalaska This kind of stuff is just cope for men who can't find wives.
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6 months
@covapologetics Sin is a choice. That's the point.
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8 months
@troonytoons I know 😂 As if I'd ever take a man seriously who cries on the internet and tries to argue with women like these guys are. I'm reading their replies aloud to my husband and we're both laughing.
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22 days
@Cluffalo Another tweet of yours bringing out the Most Stable™️ men who definitely don't give off threatening energy in person. In all seriousness, my dad told my brother and I that the best thing we can do for ourselves is get immune to rejection early on and he was right.
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6 months
@VitMammaBjorn "My 1 year old has a tablet" took years off of my life, I swear.
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10 months
@mrsdobbins_ It's true. My husband told me he loved me 2 months after meeting me. We were talking about marriage at 7 months, engaged at 13 months, and married at 16 months.
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3 months
@Babygravy9 One of my friends was murdered with her siblings when we were 13. I cant imagine willingly having contact with him. I considered a letter to tell him I forgive him but decided not to. Thinking about him makes me feel sick. I can't even go to their graves and it's been 15 years.
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2 months
@TheEcho13 I told him the first week that if I didn't have a ring in 2 years, I was out. I wasn't going to be some emotionally immature man's forever girlfriend. We were engaged at 14 months and married at 16 months. Men know if they want to marry you very early on.
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3 months
@Godlike30 @memeticsisyphus Sounds like a man with a full-time job who has a housewife with the time to do these tasks for him because that's literally my job.
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7 months
The grass is green where you water it
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7 months
@clhubes My baby is 6 months and sleeps in his crib in the nursery. He sleeps SOOO much better in his own room.
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15 days
So no, I don't believe any of you saying that the nurses and doctors are saints who kept my son and his birth mom safe and healthy since they trigger a full blown psychotic episode in her and almost got my son thrown into foster care.
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30 days
@ReclaimD1 @Cluffalo From the bottom of my heart, this is psychotic.
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29 days
@Cluffalo I'd rather die than propose to a man. You'd sooner catch me single at 45 with 10 cats.
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1 month
@License2Breathe Sure! He has all of his vaccines. Never had any reactions besides a mild fever treated at home with Tylenol.
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15 days
We adopted our son at birth and were treated so poorly that they triggered postpartum psychosis in our sons fragile birth mom. Not one nurse came in understanding it was an adoption and kept calling her "mama" until she broke down and begged them to stop but they didn't.
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8 months
@WomnOfValor I read this post outloud to my husband and at that part he goes, "So he kicked her out of the house because he didn’t want to change a diaper?" 😂
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2 months
@VivaldiVril They act like they can cheat and "high value women" are supposed to just put up with it. I'd rather die.
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15 days
She & I sat up crying over the sad circumstances that led to the adoption & how awful the nurses & doctors were to us both. They threatened not to let us leave the hospital with our son on the final day. His birth mom had to be separated from him & us bc she became delusional.
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@negraesoterica I was so anxious before my son was born that I got physically sick and ended up with the easiest baby on earth. All that worry for nothing!
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22 days
@Cluffalo I grew up around a bunch of farms and I'm still bewildered. Maybe he was raised in a cave?
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9 months
@luinalaska Every time you tell people you're enjoying your baby, they hit you with "JuSt WaIt" like shut up.
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7 months
@VivaldiVril Men should have a body count that they're okay with their future wife having. Pure women want pure men. Men with no self-control don't deserve pure women. Significantly different numbers of sexual partners indicates a difference in values.
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8 months
@GregoryCaridi @RVonSloneker90 @LeahLibresco @BackwardsFeet @KatiePMcGrady @ZuzusPedals1510 @KeytarCatholic But Jesus called the children to him and said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these." Luke 18:16
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8 months
@marblestones8 That's exactly my point! Treating every girl you date like she's a feminist is a sure-fire way to chase a trad woman off. Why would she put up with that treatment when she's doing as she's supposed to do?
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9 months
@harmonizedgrace I will straight up text my husband from across the house, "I need attention." I dont understand playing coy when you're together for life.
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8 months
@leah_hat My last cat was 14 and had kidney issues and severe hyperthyroidism. Going to the vet stressed her out so much she peed in her carrier. We thought it was kinder to put her down than keep dragging her to the vet for medication that created new issues just to prolong the inevitable
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@Lady_Mel86 @wolf4patriots Expecting to treat trad women like feminists until they "prove otherwise" and expecting them to stick around for it is incredible logic.
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8 months
@RudeOnion @LawSelfDefense Guarantee if he ever replies he will just accuse me of lying.
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8 months
@GaethjePoirier @SparkMakes @LizzyStarrrdust >baby mama It all makes sense now.
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7 months
@New_E_Mom I read his tweet like 4 times and I'm still confused. It would never occur to me to cut up a grown man's steak for him, especially one I'm not even dating. My husband wants me to grab him a glass of water? Of course because he's my HUSBAND. Women shouldn't serve random men.
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8 months
@Deez9419 Exactly. I can't imagine an actual masculine man sitting around crying to me on the internet like they are. My husband would never.
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7 months
@holytensionhub Ephesians 5:25 For husbands, this means love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave up his life for her. The Bible calls on men to protect their wives with their lives. That can mean violence for her protection, which is exactly what @harmonizedgrace Is saying.
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@luinalaska These women will probably all be married to wealthy/comfortable men, live in pretty houses in nice parts of town, and have good-looking children. That's what happened to 90% of my sorority.
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8 months
Being very sincere here, I'd just call my dad and brother and let them tell me what to do.
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No I don’t have a plan for what to do if the man I married randomly turns out to be a complete sociopath (?)
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5 months
@thechosenberg I was in a sorority in college with 150 women ages 18-22 and we would all talk about how gross it was if a guy with an age gap of more than 5 years hit on us. We wanted to date men our own age. We all thought if you had to date way younger, something was probably wrong with you.
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@luinalaska Most men from affluent families end up going for average looking girls who are college educated, easy to get along with, and also grew up affluent. No men in the upper middle class/upper class suburbs my husband is from are marrying uneducated 10s.
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@tantelman They're all crying that I'm just a whore feminist like I'm not a stay at home mom who was a virgin until marriage. 😂 Just mentally unwell men who are upset they cant act however they want and get the desired results.
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8 months
@TG_Methadras I'm saying redpill men act nontraditionally then are shocked traditional women don't want them.
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8 months
@luinalaska I worry a lot about our son not wanting to ask about his bio parents when he gets older out of concern for my feelings. His birth mom is a wonderful woman and I want him to know about her. We have a framed picture of her in his room so she's never a faceless mystery to him.
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@yuujisville You're right. That being said, i did have to distance myself from a friend recently because every time we would hang out, she would vent to the point of crying. It was overwhelming and she wouldn't stop when I asked her to. Being around her is stressful.
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8 months
@thattradgal Most of the things your husband will do that make you mad aren't worth fighting over. Let things roll off your shoulders that aren't a big deal. You'll be married your whole life. You can't pursue every grievance.
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@Local_man2479 Husbands, LOVE your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word Ephesians 5:25-26
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@CStallion619 @JulianeWriter They pay the electric bill, water bill, rent/mortgage, staff salaries, church events, etc. Most churches operate on extremely small budgets. Mega churches are the minority by a landslide.
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8 months
@thattradgal Your wife comes first. Stick up for her. She comes before your mother, your best friend, your brother, your sister, your father, etc.
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@SurrogConcern Pregnant mothers are given SO much education on safe sleep and other important parenting practices. We adopted our son as a newborn and had to seek out all educational materials on our own. The only information we got from the hospital was on shaken baby syndrome.
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@samsampress123 @Strangeland_Elf You should eat more and hit the gym.
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@New_E_Mom My son is 1 and pulled a coffee table tray into the floor and broke a few things. After, he just looked at me to see how I would react and I just said "uh oh!" and moved him away from the glass while I cleaned it up. It was my fault it was in his reach, so how could I get mad?
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@mrsmeganeverly We have a 3 month old baby who sleeps well and has a great temperament. We always get "ha well, just wait until X!"Okay, sorry you don't enjoy motherhood? Idk what they want me to do? Lie to make them feel better? Every kid is different. Mine is just easy so far. 🤷‍♀️
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6 months
Idk how to explain to some women that you can submit to your husband and still have opinions, boundaries, and laugh together. I don't understand why that's not obvious.
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9 months
@VitMammaBjorn But that requires personal responsibility! 😩
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@JMDucksworth The state of your replies is wild right now. 😂
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6 months
@BasedZillenial She's also extremely unkind herself???
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5 months
@thesietch @aesopsyop It wasn't even a conflict. She offered it, then immediately said "oh you probably want something more cushioned! I'll get the seat recovered and keep it here." It's come in handy many times.
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@SurrogConcern I wasn't as against surrogacy until I learned how different the process is than adoption. We had background checks ran by state police and the FBI, multiple interviews with social workers, and birth mom got to make the decisions until she signed the final papers after birth.
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@CressidasFolly @luinalaska Me: my newborn sleeps pretty well Everyone: JuSt WaIt FoR tHe FoUr MoNtH SlEeP rEgReSsIoN My four month old: *sleeps 12 hours straight* I'm convinced some people just resent their children and want to scare everyone else.
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@manyliveslived We treat divorce as a death. Extremely serious and a tragedy.
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8 months
@igarglewithfire I don't understand the logic that men can sleep around then shame the women they're sleeping with. Like you're directly contributing to the degenerate behavior?
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@luinalaska Oh yes I'm agreeing with you. There's this school of thought (mostly with redpill men) that virginity and beauty are most important to wealthy men but rich men have no use for a stunning girl who can't keep up a conversation at a business function or relate to the lifestyle.
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@OregonFeminist @SWENGDAD Not supremacy, but the man IS the head of the family.
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8 months
@ParadoxDLC A video was going around of a guy who split the check on a date to Chili's and proceeded to record his date being offended by it. I thought it was absolutely unhinged so I tweeted this but according to my replies this is very common now. I'm so glad I'm already married.
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@esotericmom Yeah, it's not weird if you're watching for tips, but most people are exclusively watching others and not doing it themselves at all. It's weird.
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7 months
@nargieneil I'll never congratulate a divorce. They might be better off divorced, but they still have to confront the death of their hopes and dreams for the life they had imagined together. It's a tragedy even if it's for the best.
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@theclassicwife We adopted our son at birth but his birth mom still held him first. We did everything in the hospital on her terms. Poor baby is looking for a mother and all they get is this...thing
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@ryn_kerr @deestiv @raisintinybabes We adopted our son at birth & they made us stay in the hospital room with his birthmom the entire time & kept calling her Mama until she had a breakdown & begged them to make a note in her chart that it was an adoption case so dont call her that. We bonded over the poor treatment
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@Katherine111594 Any time I say this people just tell me it's because my kid is too little, so JuSt WaIT. 🙄
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7 months
@VitMammaBjorn This is the exact attitude that makes the delivery and recovery process SO awful. The other day, one of my friends said she would rather give birth on the side of the road than in a hospital because she wouldn't have to deal with the staff.
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@SWENGDAD Father: knows your kids' friends' names. Nothing takes the wind out of your sails more than realizing your dad doesn't care about the story you're telling because he doesn't even care who your best friend is. This leads to them not talking to you because you don't seem to care.
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I hate to break it to the blackpilled internet men but just because you're not approaching women anymore doesn't mean they will start approaching you. Plenty of men are still approaching, so women still have options. You're just taking yourself out of the game.
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@ryn_kerr @deestiv @raisintinybabes She's severely schizophrenic so the hormonal surge of birth, adoption, and awful treatment from the staff trigger postpartum psychosis. Patients in the most vulnerable states of their life arent responsible to be "good" patients. It isn't customer service.
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@RudeOnion @LawSelfDefense Any woman who disagrees with them and has a personality must be a whore.
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8 months
@marblestones8 Exactly. I'm a stay at home mom with our baby, married 5 years so far, was a virgin until my husband, and go to church every Sunday, yet everyone in the replies is screeching how I'm a single feminist. They can't handle criticism from the exact type of women they want.
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@JennJ220 Exactly. Being a Godly woman doesn't mean being a doormat. The only men I take direction from are my husband, my father, my brother, my father in law, my brother in law, and my pastor.
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@turtology People don't seem to understand how little money most churches are operating on.
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@mandalynns23 I'm so glad! My heart genuinely does go out to people who's babies don't sleep well bc I'm a zombie if I don't get 6 hours but that's not the standard for parents and I wish people didn't think it was. Baby is such a short phase of life
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@Godlike30 @memeticsisyphus Division of labor exists in every marriage and doesn't always look the same. It works for us and that's all that matters.
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9 months
@luinalaska I genuinely cannot imagine how mortifying that would be. That's a joke husband and wife make to each other in private. Not at their wedding. My husband and I joke alllll the time but we both know each other's lines on where is acceptable and what is too far.
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@Cluffalo We had a rushed courthouse wedding so I could get on Army orders. We were already planning the real wedding so we didn't invite anyone to the courthouse. I really appreciate the intimacy of it just being us now that we're 5 years in.
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@VivaldiVril The little pouch over the uterus is a good way to be sure you're talking to a she instead of a heshe. It is inherently feminine.
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@WeAllNeedJesus1 Sounds like you're raising them to be good men one day. I applaud you. My baby gets more fun every day and I genuinely don't understand all of the complaining.
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@Maagagru @Babygravy9 Because I did forgive him eventually ans found peace. He died in prison recently and his penance in the afterlife isn't up to me.
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@HazelAppleyard_ "I messed with God's design and it's a nightmare. What gives? 🥺" Are they for real???
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