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" ace people dont want to see sex scenes either" my good bitch some of the best porn in this fandom is written by ace folk

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2 years

stop weaponising asexuality to suit your agenda challenge 2023

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@tonydwagner "I feel a bit bad"

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9 months

"The series makes sure to not erase Stede’s attraction to women in the first season, often referring to him missing his wife and keeping reminders of her around the ship"

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Closing off replies before I go to sleep to save from overnight ~discourse~ I never expected this to blow up so uh. Remember asexuality is a spectrum and have a good night ✌️

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9 months

I have something to say *Taps mic* Season 2 was good actually and I enjoyed every episode

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9 months

Our Flag Means Death but Ed has one black hair elastic around his wrist at all times

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1 year

Commissioned this gorgeous art from TBU of the morning after scene with Stede in Ed's oversized hoodie from @pan_od_tortur thank you so much Ram!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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2 years

If you're looking for historical accuracy in fanfiction why the fuck are you watching Our Flag Means Death

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I can't do this

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I'm just a humble widow

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2 years

[the chain intensifies] #OurConMeansDeath

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I'll fucking say it: stop DMing crew members because you don't like the way they talk about THEIR experiences on set. stop DMing crew members to tell them their writing made you big sad. Grow the fuck up and go outside

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The @rhysiedarby cinematic universe continues to expand

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6 years

Hey so a massive fuck you to the so called Star Wars fans who harassed Kelly Marie Tran to the point of her deleting everything off Instagram. You fucking suck.

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2 years

Truly nothing will be as funny as the fact that OFMD still isnt legally available in the UK and yet we have David Jenkins retweeting UK cosplay meetup pics and we're having a fan convention in Bristol.

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this is a Fang appreciation zone #RenewOurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath

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2 years

Don't say it don't say it—

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One week ago Stede Bonnet called a phone number he found the toilet of a gay bar and Ed Teach answered with "Fancyman"

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9 months

Good morning

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4 years

#ScottPilgrimis10 photos from the London premiere... 10 years ago today.

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I think we can all agree Ruibo Qian

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2 years

OFMD characters as tureens A thread?

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The funniest thing they could reveal in S2 is that Izzy has only been working for Blackbeard for 6 months

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2 years

Uh well ok this is doing numbers huh. Where's my dildo sponsorship? I didn't expect this to leave the sphere of OFMDtwt so hi I guess?

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The gang's all here! @bonnypitty @madzilla84 @kataurah @radicallysoft @thatllbemybrand @TrixN_Treats @romangerricoded

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AAAAAHHHH

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Cackling at my desk

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11 months

TOO MUCH ENRICHMENT IN THE ENCLOSURE PUT SOME AWAY

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4 years

@georgia_coan Wolverhampton Council need to hire him immediately as their new marketing guy

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1 year

And are these "many women Stede had sex with outside of marriage" in the room with us right now?

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Handing these out at MCM

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Better marketing than HBO

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They are professors and they are in LOVE

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"we shouldn't have a queer actor expecting his queer character to die" or - hear me out - Con expected Izzy's arc to go how it did because Izzy was an antagonist and this is how antagonist's arcs go.

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7 months

I just don't understand how you can go from a Times Square billboard, exclusive screenings, merchandise to....this

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Haha nice

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Deleted scene from Our Flag Means Death episode 8

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"Slut era." Stede Fancyman Bonnet whispers, as he experiences good sex for the first time in his life with Fuckface

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Congrats to Ed for getting railed into oblivion on day 4 of kinktober

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Oh yes

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Absolutely losing it at the engagement numbers lmao

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Peaked

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Haunted by the tiktok of the sad beige parent who spray painted her child's plastic toy Christmas tree and ornaments brown

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I'm genuinely so pissed off that the strike meant we couldn't have these interviews with Con earlier because they were so fucking needed. Unfortunately I think people are too deep in their own rot to even pay attention to what he's saying

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Why am I like this

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2 years

I'm begging you as someone 4 years out from 40 to stop acting like Coladas!Stede and Ed are ancient old men 😭😭😭

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I really hope @david_jenkins__ is proud of what he's achieved. He gave us a community we would fly across oceans to be with and no billionaire can take that away from us

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Saw someone on tiktok complaining that This Woman's Work doesn't fit the scene because of what the song was written about as if the entire fandom didn't take a song about giving a child up for adoption and turn into an anthem for Stede

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I don't know who needs to hear this but they're probably on tiktok so I'm barking up the wrong tree: the reason British people are talking about being cold at home isn't because we don't have heating, it's because we can't afford to turn it on.

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#ofmds2spoilers what if I cried

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And what does "cater to the AO3 crowd" mean exactly? Because it's queer? Absolutely sick of this.

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1 year

"Ed wiggled his hips to the music as he whisked. He'd tied his hair up in a high ponytail and the cropped shirt and cutoff shorts he'd thrown on gave Stede an excellent, albeit tempting, view of a sliver of soft tummy." Commission of breakfast Ed by the fantastic @wwenzelll

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What if we kissed...on the depression couch

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National Day of Mourning for Stede's deleted voicemail

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Omg imagine going into a thread Con O'Neil is active in to call him ugly and grumpy. 😭😭😭😭

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Imagine watching a show where one man realizes he's gay and in love, another becomes a drag queen, two of them get fucking married and then saying the embodiment of queer joy is the guy who called the cops on his brown boss.

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He laughed and said "the shit I tweet" and drew me a little Bigfoot

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6 years

@RWitherspoon Elle better be president!!!

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@stedecoded_ I'm a member of the LBTQIAO3 community

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HE'S WEARING MY PIN

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Good news everyone, David can finally start his read through of Piña Coladas

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*slaps roof of twitter* this bad boy can fit so much angst in it

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"My child is fine" Your child can't stop crying at the last three minutes of s2ep3 of hit HBO Max show #OurFlagMeansDeath

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I have 30 days to figure out how to be normal in front of Rhys Darby.

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I just saw a TERF refer to the loo as a "woman's most sacred space" IT'S A SHITTER BABES

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Tanabata wish

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this is happening

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Do u think the queen will croak before getting to see fancyfuck reunite hate that for her tbh x

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AU where Stede rides this (and tries to join Ed's biker gang)

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how I snoop around the city

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@stedecore and you're just so dang good at it!!!

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The first time Gnossienne No.5 hits in season 2 I'm going on a fucking rampage

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#ofmds2spoilers you ever see a man so beautiful you hear a choir of angels sing

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Good morning Fancyfuckers

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NO BUT VICO IS HERE FEET AWAY FROM ME

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CN: Sui/MH If you're tagging a creator to tell them you've been triggered because of a TV show I am BEGGING you TO LOG OFF and call a helpline because it is NOT the responsibility of a TV writer to manage your mental health

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@rhysiedarby Again? Well if you insist

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If you're on the ace spectrum and live in the Greater Manchester area, check out @PlutoMCR !

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Just a reminder that while the Met Gala is indeed a bunch of rich celebs in ridiculous outfits, it's also a fundraising event for the operational costs of the Costume Institute, which does not receive funding from the Met

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@farorenightclaw @khal_essie It has never historically excluded trans people. The 1990 bi manifesto makes this clear!

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If you can only tweet negativity regarding the show, it might be time to consider hitting the bricks. This isn't "people can't tweet critique" this is "if you are constantly miserable you should consider finding a new fandom"

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So if I'm hearing this right: it's ok for you to draw NSFW fanart but an actor enjoying NSFW fanart is creepy? Make it make sense???

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