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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Good days.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Do you ever eat Idli with chutney so fast that it gets stuck in your chest and you feel that little death coming and then you drink water and you're resurrected!?

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Generation gap:

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Parents made me take the remote along with me to buy the correct batteries

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Akshaya

@heydambis

5 years

This guy just un-ghosted himself.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

2 years

Got off the bus wearing someone else's chappals. Welcome back to Pune to me.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

2 years

Went on a date last night and this guy kept insisting on teaching him a marathi word so I taught him 'bochya' and said it means angel.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

MY PARENTS SHOWED UP AT MY APARTMENT AND GAVE ME A DEADLINE TO FIND SOMEONE TO GET MARRIED TO BEFORE DIWALI.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

This is the cutest picture of buntz and me.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Finally ended an emotional attachment with an emotional message 😪

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Found the perfectest person on bumble 🌼

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Found 5 biscuits without cream in my packet of Britannia Bourbon 💔💔😢💔💔

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Can't miss an opportunity.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

In school, our teacher told us to get married to a man who is in love with you. She said "If your heart races and you get sweaty, he is not the one. If you feel comfortable and secure, he is the one."

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 months

I used to frequent a juice stall when I lived in HSR. When I visited him today he asked me "Kahaan gaye then itne dino se juice peene nahi aaye." And then I started whining about how I'm finding it tough to find a house in Bangalore. He said: "Arey madam, batane ka na..."

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Nobody: Nipples: I will pierce through this tshirt and tell everyone you got me.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

I FINALLY GOT A JOB I WANTED!!!!!

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

So my ex liked bhindi, and because I couldn't get him a birthday cake, I made a plate full of crispy bhindi. 5 months later he told me he cheated on me on the day after his birthday. I hope he chokes on bhindi everytime he eats it.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Grateful to myself for being able to put this on the plate instead of ordering food from swiggy, after a shithole of a day.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Aimee was assaulted in this bus. Maeve said that to help her get over her fear of taking the bus. "BUT IT'S ONE HELL OF A RIDE" clearly overstepped the boundary here. NO ONE FROM your team thought this will trigger women who were assaulted in public busses?

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Woke up to this 🌼😊🤍

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

My actual child that I gave birth to

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@fatfatpankocat

1 year

My actual child that I gave birth to

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Akshaya

@heydambis

5 years

Sambhaji udyan, Jangli Maharaj Road,Pune

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5 years

Can anyone guess the location

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Akshaya

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2 years

My Nani is very old. But she has a lot of sarees and my sister and I keep buying sarees for her. And she wears them with pride. My mom has started using nani's sarees that are still in great condition to make dresses for us and herself. So today she did this:

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 months

"...mera pehchaan ka ek aadmi hai, aapko jaisa chahiye vaisa ghar dikha dega. Now if THIS REALLY FALLS THROUGH WELL I WILL START MY WRITING JOURNEY FR.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Rare chinese goodluck cat Like for lucky day. RT for lucky week. Comment for lucky life.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Dear Men, What makes you NOT meet a girl for a second date?

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

I matched with someone on bumble who invited me over for basketball because he said his building had a well maintained court. Halfway to his place he messages saying 'Don't Come.' And before I reply, unmatches me.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

I'm just preparing myself mentally for the announcement on 14th about the extension of the lockdown.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Fuck nudes. Send smokes.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Opened the cooker forcefully a little too soon and IT BLASTED PULAV EVERY FUCKING WHERE there's pulav on the ceiling, foor, wall, my hair, clothes, EVERYWHERE 😭

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Its absolutely hypocritical of me to say this at this hour but I did it anyway.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version)

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1 year

How it How it's started going

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

I was getting bullied in this meeting BUT I STOOD UP FOR MYSELF AND ANSWERED BACK. NEVER LETTING THIS 84% PLAGISRISM B*TCH TALK OVER ME.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Guess the city this person is from.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

7 months

Everybody say Happy Birthday Bunty 🥺🤍🌸😘

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Christmas present for bunty, fresh piece of cardboard.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Saw a picture of some beach in Goa and it literally looks like Kumbh Mela!? How are people not scared shitless after the second wave in this same year like 7-8 months ago!?

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Surprise MUTHAFUCKAAAA

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Made some sunshine in a bowl, inspired by @darthdevi

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Undivided attention gives a better glow than sex.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Bayko banav na mag bhadya 🥲

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

So this random man, sent my IG profile to a girl so that she could initiate a conversation with me and then introduce me to him. Why!?

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

I wish I could understand meow language.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

2 years

POV: Bunty loves you for making it through this week.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Baby getting used to new people.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Need maternity leave to take care of my inner child.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Back in 1997, My parents were asked if they want their baby (me) to be the star in a COMMERCIAL and they said NO and that's how I blame my acting career to never take off.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Board game night has been canceled because it's bunty bed now.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Synonyms for 'Dating' in Marathi: Prakaran Bhangad Lafda Gochi Jala

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Bunty

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

These conversations should be normalized. Please talk about them without any hesitation. 1. Discrimination when you get admission when you're from a backward class. 2. Ask your parents the troubles they had to face due to caste bias especially in the urban areas.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

19 days

One of the firsts in life: Something I painted is on the wall of someone's home. 🥺🧿😢

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Ever wake with the urge to kiss someone all day?

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Good Boi

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

🇺🇸: Tell me about yourself 🇮🇳: Meri Ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bohoth bada khiladi tha. Ek din Uday bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya aur mere he hockey se meri taang ke do tukde kar diye. Lekin dil ke bohot ache hai, Fauran mujhe hospital le gaye aur..

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Akshaya

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2 years

She took a photo of herself wearing one of the saree dresses she made along with two friends, it made me cry This is love.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

Getting up close and personal with bunts.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

2 years

Say Happy Birthday Bunty 🥳🤍🎊🪅🎉🥳

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Stray doggos are farsighted pavement artists.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

2 years

My alarm clock

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

@giddyforbangtan The title should have been 'Imagine growing up RICH in India' Sabyasachi doesn't grow on trees here.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

2 years

Opened my eyes to this in front of my face.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

@SaketGokhale I lived with a Jain flatmate, and her behavior towards me was intolerable especially when I boiled an egg once out of a food emergency.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

He didn't eat because I wasn't home. Where do they learn this from 😭🥺😭

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Listen lady, You are not your crush's crush.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

I need a marathi gang here to just to vent about this city in marathi. Venting in English and hindi is just not satisfying enough.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

All closeted SANGHIS are coming out. Time for mass muting!

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

When you come home from office and catch your child looking at you like this:

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Just realized, if I eat directly from the pots and pans, I won't have to do dishes.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 months

Yesterday's was my last day living in JP Nagar and my last meal was a memorable one. This is Mutton Keema Gojje at Naati Sthala in JP Nagar phase 5.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

He's like "Don't watch TV, watch me"

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

He touches his paws to my feet and sleeps 🥲

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 months

It's been 8 months since I've met him, and I still love every single date went on, including the one last night.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 years

Hello #Pune Twitter! I run a small decor store near Undri and due to lockdown all items are on a flat 20% discount. Do visit if you can or DM for delivery. #Punelockdown #PuneFightsCorona

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

I'm 25 years old.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

I have the most organic leg warmer there could ever be.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

3 years

Most of us have infinite kindness and affection. But adulthood demands to keep it locked and use it in moderation for the sake of not being taken advantage of.

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Akshaya

@heydambis

4 months

Wow great so this is doing Numb3rs on this bird app so I might as well crib. I'm looking for a nice e 1bhk whose owner/broker/neighbor does not have a problem with my pet cat, Bunty. Location preference order: 1. JP Nagar 2. Indiranagar 3. H1SR 4. Jayanagar 5. Koramangala

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Akshaya

@heydambis

1 year

There were 2 major things to deal with in the morning at work, and this cutie wanted to go out I said NO so he sat in the corner all grumpy.