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☆Kal☆

2 days

Join us for a one-of-a-kind outdoor event where you get to express your creativity, vibe to DJ sets, a live rock band and browse unique vendors🫧🎀 Limited tickets available so DM to RSVP ASAP!!!!

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1 month

Me when I pass a Kilimani nigga my blunt and he says "damn you got that Cali shii huh" (ni nyaru)

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3 months

"Aki babe you promised" ahhh tweet

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3 months

You shouldnt be doing this @WilliamsRuto i am live on tiktok and people are being shot dead in Nairobi CBD. Hatungefika hapa!

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4 months

Making the whole country hold a class meeting is actually insane, they will pay #rejectfinancebill

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22 days

Staki tena, woii, SITAKI!!!!!

☆Kal☆

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24 days

Cute nerd boy who will yap to me about tech🕯🕯🤲🏾🤲🏾

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4 months

"Mnipeleke na rieng"

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26 days

Please tell my why I put an essay I wrote completely on my own into an ai detector ikasema ni 80% ai generated?😭😭 JAMANI JAMANI AAAAAH

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

1 month

Media update🩰

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@hermitscum

6 months

My mum is NOT a real person fr😭😭

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☆Kal☆

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4 months

New media before tuingie kazi kesho #RutoMustGo

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23 days

🩷💜

Chief Gwetheist!

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@hermitscum

3 months

Yauurrrr

Gombe 💕✨

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3 months

I need a thread of Luo women bana. You ladies are so gorgeous 😍😍😍

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@hermitscum

3 months

Miondoko guys are so fine... when they're dancing... and your watching them... on the Internet... far far away in the safety of your home

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@hermitscum

4 months

This nigga really told me my snaps from maandamano gave him the ick bc its not soft and feminine💀💀 Mnataka kupitisha salamu? #RejectFinanceBill2024

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3 months

𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂★

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3 months

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6 months

RAHH🦅💥🦅💥

SAKE.aM 🍶

@SAKEandMIYAZAKI

6 months

Black women with locs, where are you!?

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4 months

For my birthday nataka mtu aniingie vile tuliingia Parliament 😔😔 #RutoMustGo

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 years

I've honestly never understood the whole Kiswahili = ghetto I mean... It's giving very much psychological colonialism

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 months

🎀media update🎀

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 months

"You're pretty but you have a sadness in your eyes..." Kimani if you don't stfu and let me smoke in peace

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 months

This is how I act after the first link😭😭

The Government Critic 🇰🇪

@magwaz3

2 months

"You will never find me in this house, never, sisi sio wajinga" ~ Jimi Wanjigi 😂

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☆Kal☆

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3 months

Ramen Sukuma😔😔

•𝕱𝖔𝖚𝖑 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖉•

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3 months

@hermitscum 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 gps?

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 months

I can't even ask for 50bob without feeling immense shame fym hundreds of thousands 😭😭😭😭

Hermes

@hermestouch

2 months

You n3groes need to get up your asses and work. How are yall borrowing money everywhere and piling debts on frivolous activities like partying and polishing faux lifestyles beyond your economical means and then struggling to pay back ? That shit is embarassing as hell

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☆Kal☆

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3 months

A tall nerd that doesnt play about me🕯🕯🕯🕯

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

24 days

I loved Chozi, it's such a great commentary on the economic and political state of most African countries

Mical☁️💋

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24 days

Chozi la heri was just one weird book. How was I supposed to memorise all 200 characters?💀

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☆Kal☆

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4 months

POV: My Locket💛

uncle Johnny

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☆Kal☆

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24 days

Cheki arch-itect

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@hermitscum

5 months

At what point in the talking stage is it okay to tell him my name is Adhiambo😔😔

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

5 months

Unajua kama hutaki tulale pamoja you can as well go to the gijen😕😕

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 months

We're so Julia-ah-aaah-aah-aaah!! (Suffering from separation anxiety😔)

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☆Kal☆

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6 months

My love language is kissing I love kissing I will kiss every single spot on your face I will kiss your hand I will become a kiss you can carry around in your purse

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3 months

Velma-coded

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4 months

Lemme see my baddies with glasses real quick 😍😍

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☆Kal☆

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6 months

I mean wtfffff😆

☆Kal☆

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6 months

Looking at the snaps I took last night😫😫and im not even in my prime yet????

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2 months

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2 months

August photo dump,anyone?

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 months

Going off to war, I will miss my wife (anafanya Geo na nafanya history so we don't have one class tg)

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@rnyawiraxx

2 months

Girlhood was telling each other “have a nice preps byeeee”, and hugging each other like we weren’t going to see each other for days😭😭😭and the sticky notes omg!!😭😭😭

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☆Kal☆

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4 months

Talking mad shit about each other's hygiene na bado mlikuwa mnakulana is so funny to me🤣🤣🤣🤣

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 years

My school's grading syst m.depressing asf😭😭😭😭how is my 84 a B+😭😭😭😭😭💔

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

10 days

Anyways today's fit ATE!!!

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 years

I introduced my older brother to my crush I go to school for 2 months Suddenly they're dating 🥲🥲🥲

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 years

Waist husonga vizuri ukiwhine in front of the mirror... Ukiwasha camera though

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

5 months

Tukulane hadi tufanane😔🙏🏿 For example:

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 years

Kwa kioo nimeiva kweli kweli lakini picha yawa 😭😭😭😭

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

4 months

Toothpaste under your eyes😍😍its soo in rn #OccupyParliament

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 months

God of New phones enough time has passed PLEASE LOCATE ME😔

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

4 months

This is NOT aura I fear😔

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

4 months

Anti-government protester unfazed on the streets of Nairobi as police lob teargas

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

16 days

Nikipendwa vizuri, I'll disappear from this app bad bad

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

4 months

😭😭😭😭eh, Jacob Juma anonymous?

Mr Enjoyment

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1 year

I don't have any of the above kindly refrain from saying such things 🙏🏾

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5 months

✨️✨️

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5 months

May photo dump,anyone?

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 months

Real ones remember when I shaved my head🎀

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1 year

black ppl.. can u quote this with ur fav hairstyle(s) you’ve had

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Cute nerd boy who will yap to me about tech🕯🕯🤲🏾🤲🏾

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4 months

Me naona hii drama ikuwe resolved kwa space kama patanisho🫣🫣

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4 months

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

4 months

For my birthday nataka mtu aniingie vile tuliingia Parliament 😔😔 #RutoMustGo

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

1 month

Being on my spam account (gram) automatically makes you the coolest person ever ever ever

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 months

You can have multiple best friends who are the best to you in different contexts and they don't all have to be friends either

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 months

I need a tattoo or a piercing or to like shave my head bald

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 months

I love Saturdays so much

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

2 months

Naamka nikifungua twitter kama gazeti ya asubuhi

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2 months

Do you use your phone first thing in the morning?

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 years

Dating someone who's in IGCSE when you're in 8-4-4 is depressing... Extremely depressing

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 months

Me after getting my third bowo of the day at 12pm

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

4 years

Go get Covid in the Sauti sol concert so that they don't open schools❤️ Take one for the team Do it for the culture Mtapona tu😋

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

26 days

How about instead of shaming we promote proper sex education and responsibility😃Using shame and abstinence culture to try and curb the spread of STIs doesn't work if anything it makes it worse bc people won't be confident enough to get help when they're infected bc of stigma😃

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@applebiscuit4

26 days

Idc what anyone says people should be shamed for sleeping around. Both men AND women. Not only are you putting yourself as an individual in danger, the entire community is at risk as well. Seeing promiscuity being rebranded as 'sexual liberation' is kinda nuts idc.

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 months

This Alicia Consy pisses me of so bad

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@hermitscum

3 months

Mko so weird💀💀 anyways, shame on you

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@hermitscum

3 years

Billy The GOAT

@_CrazyNairobian

3 years

Mirror Selfies, anyone? 🥺

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@hermitscum

5 months

Homelander's weakness 🍼

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@hermitscum Hebu

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2 months

🎀👹RAAAAWRR👹🎀

☆Kal☆

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2 months

Added tarot cards and gold disks to my wall and it looks so good... my room is litch the coolest

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2 months

@KokiWabule Finding out his name was Norman the whole time they called him Fatso is so funny😭😭😭

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2 months

🎀so cutesy 🎀so girly girl Best night EVER

☆Kal☆

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2 months

I've been punched, kicked, shoved and manhandled.... I FUCKING LOVE MOSHPITS

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7 months

Im never retiring these snaps😭🙏🏿

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1 year

Women in glasses thread? 🥹 Bless us queens

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11 months

Media update asf

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4 years

@Bossieta_Bonita @sultryhbz @whippedkorday @YouTube Not supporting pedophilia is being sensitive? You got something to admit nigga? Smh

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☆Kal☆

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4 months

See you tomorrow🫵🏿 #RejectFinanceBill2024

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6 months

@Lervina_9 No bc the moment they started coming for her looks i knew people just wanted a reason to hate and project 😭😭

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2 months

Blessed be the thrift gods

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1 month

A boda from juja to langata on a weekday kukunywa KC😭😭 I love my friends wallahi 😭😭😭

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☆Kal☆

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2 months

My dad after getting me airpod pros na sina simu

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16 days

Tukianza sahii unaeza pata bhajia, ngwai na tap water😔🤲🏾

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18 days

Gents we’re up🙏🏾

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

4 months

Definitely that one time President Ruto fucked the entire nation in the ass and killed multiple youth so that he can continue to steal our taxes (yesterday) #RevolutionNowOrNever

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☆Kal☆

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2 months

I'm so awkward irl, I'm at the function like 🧍🏾‍♀️ until I get substances in my system

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@hermitscum

4 months

Please please please!!!

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☆Kal☆

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3 months

Aki I'll never forget the day I spent hours drawing Sukuna's face tats on my face alafu nikaitwa Sukuma😔😔

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☆Kal☆

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4 months

Had so much fun with my mooties yesterday Anyways, media update🤭🤭

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☆Kal☆

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4 years

@hannah0bee He said I'm a girl.and I will always be a girl and that I'm only saying I'm non binary because I'm an attention whore🙂

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☆Kal☆

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3 months

I bring an "I love you" vibe to the first date that the niggas dont fw

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10 months

The flag: The face:

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☆Kal☆

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2 months

The way yall talk about and treat neurodivergence, especially autism, is very very fucked up considering it's literally a disability

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☆Kal☆

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1 month

Scan social dumpskii🙂‍↕️🎀

☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

1 month

Join us for a dynamic night of zine making and film screening! Craft your own zines while enjoying a curated selection of films. To top it off, groove to incredible DJ sets that will keep the energy soaring. Don't miss this fusion of art, film, and music! DM for the RSVP link🎀

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 years

Other schools: hatutaki ugali na mbosho, tunataka ugali na cabbage. Nova: hii chipo ni baridi

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 months

Thank God for shitposting and the Instagram archive (Ft. My self-portrait )

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3 months

July photo dump,anyone?

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

3 months

He had a front tooth gap and when we were kissing I felt my upper lip get suctioned into the gap... karibu nilie... left him that night😭😭

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3 months

Pettiest reason you stopped dating someone?

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4 years

@Roxas_caelum Me who's never seen a dick before

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☆Kal☆

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2 years

Before we link your mother has to call my mother and ask for her permission 🙏🏿

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

10 days

Calling Katheu ugly is actually insane, yall need to get a grip

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1 month

@Chiefkhueef It's a rapist

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

4 months

And this week I've fully understood why they call the UN a bunch of content creators They dont care, its a very useless organisation Si Palestine, si Congo, si Sudan wala Kenya Wallahi you will burn #RutoMustGo

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☆Kal☆

@hermitscum

7 months

@niccoyat This the nigga that said "im rocking with you" on the altar?

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