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@hermitcritter

11 months

Omg. Her campaign page posted it.

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@hermitcritter

11 months

Apparently Meg Scalia Bryce’s husband was at voting precincts today with a sign that said “Tell me why my wife is so extreme” and being combative with voters. Dude, you just had to make it one more day. Lmaooooo

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Apparently Meg Scalia Bryce’s husband was at voting precincts today with a sign that said “Tell me why my wife is so extreme” and being combative with voters. Dude, you just had to make it one more day. Lmaooooo

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1 year

@latkedelrey A man once approached my friends and me at a bar and said, “Wanna pet my skunk?” And, delightfully, it was not a euphemism. He had an adorable baby skunk in his pocket

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@hermitcritter

11 months

Virginia campaign finance laws: I don’t see the problem

philip lewis

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11 months

Ethics report: George Santos used campaign funds to pay for OnlyFans, Botox, Sephora

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1 month

Niche Virginia post - It takes a lot longer to get to Climax from Pound Town than you might think

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11 months

Virginia is showing off right now 🍂🍁🍃✨

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2 years

Accept it @nytimes

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3 years

@rob_sheridan

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6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe Did you know there is a matching orb necklace? Maybe neither will be happy until they are reunited

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4 years

When someone types HIPPA instead of HIPAA

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@hermitcritter

10 months

I don’t think it’s funny that 2 people have died from the Panera lemonade, but I do think it’s funny that Panera sells a lemonade that could kill you

Lady Emily ☄️

@GreatCheshire

10 months

How did I miss that a second person has died from the Panera lemonade that kills you

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2 months

Just made pineapple sorbet from scratch and mixed it with jalapeño tequila to create a drink I am calling SpongeBob HotPants

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8 months

@eraustinauthor @nycsouthpaw I received the same email. Hello, fellow pervert!

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@hermitcritter

1 year

Just watched Depeche Mode perform Stripped and almost had a meltdown

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1 month

Going to use this as an insult

ReNature🦋

@ReNature0

1 month

White moth with a chicken face 🤔

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3 months

She eats the flora in my yard, but it’s okay because it’s her yard, too

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2 months

It’s hard watching someone else live your dream

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3 years

Might have quietly muttered, “You motherfucker” to a butternut squash as I was cutting it up tonight

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2 months

Made a new friend on my walk

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@hermitcritter

3 years

Did I get around to sending a holiday card this year? No. But did I instead spend my time doing things that really matter? Also no. Merry Christmas ❤️

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1 month

Good deed for the day: helping a turtle cross the road

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1 year

The Virginia flag:

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@dawnposts

1 year

let ya tits hang

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7 months

The burning brush So much gratitude to our fire & rescue for keeping everyone safe last night

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2 months

I’ve been scheming with the horses

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

2 months

Horses can plan and strategise, new study shows

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1 year

When you could tell right away that their vibes were off 💅

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10 days

Me to my alien: These are nacho cheese Bugles. You put them on your fingertips and pretend they are claws, then eat them as a snack

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7 months

Got a promotion today, and a raise, and asked for more money and they gave it to me

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4 years

@rob_sheridan Inane Clown Posse

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4 months

Wearing this to go out at night so I can just drop to the ground wherever I am when I get sleepy

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3 months

Fox news: there is an adorable little fox in my neighborhood

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@hermitcritter

4 months

I’m pretty sure he would let me pet him

Carissa May, MSc🦡

@MustelidMay

4 months

It just a baby

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@hermitcritter

2 months

I have the zoomies

Leslie Templeton🇮🇪

@Somesaylezzels

2 months

TO THE WINDOWSSSSS TO THE WALZZZZZZZZZ

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Jim Ryan

@presjimryan

5 months

Earlier this evening, I shared this update with the University community.

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2 months

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2 months

Made a new friend on my walk

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2 months

Logging on to Twitter

raccoon aesthetic.

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11 days

Brooding! At the Science Museum

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5 months

A bird in the hand

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@hermitcritter

4 years

Yes, she used poor judgment in posting these opinions publicly, but the bigger issue is she believes these things! How can constituents in any one of the groups she directed hatred towards trust that she will work fairly with them?

Ben Paviour

@BPaves

4 years

Bob Good's district director has apologized for showing "poor judgement" in a series of social media posts, including one comparing vote-fraud deniers to Nazi collaborators.

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2 months

Feeling silly

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9 months

It’s happening!

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13 days

If you cross me, I will turn you into a radish

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5 months

Me when I have an anxiety dream where I show up to work without pants

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@hermitcritter

4 months

Ibuprofen is not enough. I need my muscles stretched out like this.

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@hermitcritter

11 months

Got congratulated on winning my race tonight (I have never run for office)

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@hermitcritter

1 year

@BradKutner

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Saw a rat drinking from a puddle and squealed with excitement

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2 months

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@hermitcritter

2 months

In case anyone ever questions my vibes, I have been on vacation for less than three hours and have already had multiple stray cats approach me

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2 months

You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you

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2 months

Should I buy this?

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2 months

Opening Twitter

clare

@sadderlizards

2 months

oh what are we crying about today

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19 days

PJs: Pearl Jam PJ Harvey Bat jammies 🦇

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9 days

Just whispered to myself, “Oh my god, he found a huge nut!” in case you’re wondering what it’s like inside my brain

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@hermitcritter

3 months

Joe Biden, do something very funny

Aaron Blake

@AaronBlake

3 months

Sotomayor in her dissent says this decision now means a president is immune from prosecution for ordering Seal Team 6 to assassinate a political rival. Among other things, like a coup involving the military. "The president is now a king above the law."

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3 months

Inside you are two horses

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7 months

A few months ago she was living in the woods, emaciated, and covered in ticks. Today, for the first time, she cuddled up next to me to nap and stayed there all afternoon as I worked.

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3 months

When the server comes over to ask me if I’m enjoying my meal

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1 year

@LVozzella *gasp* not a violation of the Chaturbate terms and conditions regarding tips!!! And not to be pedantic, but soliciting tips for performing an act (performer) is not equal to conditioning a tip on the performance of an act (viewer), which is what the quoted language addresses

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11 months

@hbo_enjoyer Yes, his daughter

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6 months

This is what I look like when I get dressed up to go out

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18 days

Crustacean flirtation

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1 year

Getting dehydrated

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8 months

Instagram: [shows me sweater] Me: I’m interested [click] Instagram: That sweater is for a toddler. You idiot. You moron.

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1 year

Gorgeous night

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6 months

As someone who was often picked last in PE, I can now proudly say that I made a free throw in front of an audience at JPJ

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1 month

So, bushbaby wallpaper is a thing that exists, and I need it

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@hermitcritter

1 year

Normal people spending the night in Thomas Jefferson’s cottage: I wonder what notable ideas he came up with here Me: Do you think he jerked off in here?

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3 months

Well, well, well…

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7 months

The sky has been spoiling me lately

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@hermitcritter

5 years

Hi, political candidates. Tip - don’t put flyers in mailboxes and advise your staff and volunteers not to do so. It’s a violation of federal criminal law (18 USC 1725), and you can get fined for it.

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@hermitcritter

10 months

Wore my Def Leppard sweatshirt to the Beatles pub yesterday

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3 months

Just recently learned about Ken Allen, an ORANGUTAN that repeatedly escaped his enclosure at the San Diego Zoo so he could watch the other animals and throw rocks at his rival, Otis. A legend. Obsessed. 🦧❣️