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I finally broke the curse. They said "Have a pleasant flight" at boarding and I didn't say back "You too" for the very first time. This is gonna be my year, guys.
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@SovietWomble It's okay, I can share my positive attitude with you, since the only positivity you would get without me is your STD test.
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@SovietWomble I absolutely did not just google how to murder a Brit without leaving a trace. It was just my non existing cat going over my keyboard.
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@SovietWomble I am trying to feel offended by the guy not even daring to show his face on the internet, but it just doesn’t work since I got a very young face.
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@SovietWomble Thank you so much Soviet. I appreciate it 🤗 (This is an emoji that represents a hug. I'm telling you since you might have never received it before)
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@zfcyanide So happy to hear everything worked out in the end. Good luck for 2020 and your new career Cy
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@SovietWomble Sharing is caring, you bum.
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@SovietWomble @thebaitfool I just want you to know that I deeply despise you. From the bottom of my heart.
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A colleague and I have to work on a saturday, so I felt like making her morning a bit nicer by bringing her breakfast. Seems like she had the same idea for me, so now both of us brought each other breakfast. I can't get over how cute this coincidence is.
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@SovietWomble That's exactly why I didn't include you on that list. And because you're bad.
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@SovietWomble Lawsuit for ingame harassment is on the way.
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@SovietWomble Thanks, granddad.
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Today is a butter chicken kinda day.
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@SovietWomble So that's why you don't live in that city. Gotcha.
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@SovietWomble @lozzzwatto Naturally coming out of the closet is not enough, so you now go up to people and shout your sexuality at them? Come on, Soviet.
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@SovietWomble Since you can't have a Nep, the next best thing is a nap. I get that, don't worry.
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@SovietWomble Have a nice weekend Soviet 🥰
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@SovietWomble Accurate demonstration of yourself, well done. <3
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i'm dudes
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Dudes take one good pic and use that shit for 3 years straight
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Man, I love a protein cake with absolutely no processed sugar added.
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Today I found out how to make roses out of tomatoes. 🙃
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Coworker seriously got me a school cone for my first day back in school. How cute is that! 🥺
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@SovietWomble The Nep remembers.
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@ZFPoro @SovietWomble Literally everything Soviet types on Steam is being framed on twitter.
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@SovietWomble OOOOHH LOOK AT HIM LEARNING HOW TO USE HASHTAGS! They grow up so fast.
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@SovietWomble That absolutely doesn't count.
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@heygortys @zfcyanide hello yes mam i'd like to request marriage with you
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@SovietWomble Doesn‘t sound like news to me.
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@zfcyanide Happy Birthdaaay 🥳❤️
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@SovietWomble @zfcyanide It's so simple, yet most people still wouldn't get it. I love it.
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@SovietWomble I'd say I'm surprised by this, but I really am not.
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@SovietWomble Thanks for letting me know that you actually shower. You had me worried.
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Tried out a high protein raspberry cheesecake with no added sugars. Turned out extremely tasty 👏🏼
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@SovietWomble Sorry to tell you this, but it's definitely no longer your shirt.
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@zfcyanide Hey @heygortys I think he is lowkey asking you for a favour
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@SovietWomble Not questioning the choice of GIF at all, just happy about your contribution. I passed!!! :D
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@SovietWomble You're still crazy though.
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@SovietWomble Eh, I'll leave you to your victory for once since it'll be your only help to feel better about yourself. Don't jerk off too much to it.
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@zfcyanide The fapfolder with lots of car-porn is missing.
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@helloiamzeynep
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@TrilluXe @StreamerBans Und ich dachte immer, Trilluxe ist Family Friendly. So kann man sich also täuschen. Unsubbed, unfollowed, unfriended.
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@SovietWomble Kind of a compliment, I guess. Hf.
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@heygortys Still super hot to me
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@SovietWomble How dare you forget about Twitter? Twat.
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@TrilluXe Ich mag deine Mama
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@heygortys Just move in with me instead and we'll go to the gym together and I'll cook healthy for the both of us
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@SovietWomble @DC_Production_s You wish, Soviet. You wish.
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@SovietWomble Lulu is one lucky doggo
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@Tokisdead1 I started streaming last saturday, planning on doing it every now and then for fun.
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@tabseNcs @ESLCS yeah men totally thought the same )) haha let's trade ak fire serpent for my p250 sand dune it's rare pattern i promise men
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@zfcyanide @SovietWomble I mean, I gotta be informed about when to lock the bathroom, right?
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@SovietWomble @NervousHawk Absolutely love it. Also, @SovietWomble forget everything you had planned for tonight, you're helping me build a nice big garden and a farm.
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@zfcyanide So that's why we played the other day. You knew I was high skilled* enough to join your forces. *dying every round as first blood
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@tabseNcs Der beste IGL einfach nur ♥️
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@SovietWomble Give me cute pictures of your dog instead of complaining or you'll be the first one to be threatened.
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@tabseNcs 🥺❤️ You're the best thing that has ever happened to me
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@zfcyanide I love how you take care of every animal you find in danger or need, @heygortys . 🥺 Just shows how pure your intentions are.
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@OnFireAnders Sigh, Anders.. English tweet about a German map?? Unenjoyable
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@SovietWomble @NessaCSGO Couldn't think of a more fitting GIF to describe you.
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@SovietWomble @SirMemelord You wish, Soviet. You wish.
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@tabseNcs is so much better at Mario Kart 8 than me
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Changed up my gym schedule for this week working out 6 days a week instead of 4. Containing both, strength & cardio for 2 hours each session. In conclusion: Great results, greater gains, feeling even more active overall, but for longterm I would still stick to my 4 days a week.
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@heygortys @BewbewDingo I wouldn't even have realised the reference without your comment and holy shit I feel ashamed.
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@heygortys I feel like @zfcyanide is missing on the picture isn't he
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@TrilluXe Klopf doch mal an und frag, ob du ihm helfen kannst
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@zfcyanide Thanks Cy 🤗 Hope we'll stay friends as long as possible and get to meet someday
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@SovietWomble OOOHHHH MY GOOODDD! Did your mum buy or actually make it for her?
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@SovietWomble She's called PocahANTas. Get your facts right!!!
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@SovietWomble Aye aye, sir. Will do.
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@SovietWomble Baby will restart automatically in one minute. Please save your chicken feed now.
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@tabseNcs @DreamHackCSGO Couldn't be more proud. But this is just the start 😎❤️
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@tabseNcs @G2esports ICH WEINE HIER 🥺♥️ Ich bin so unbeschreiblich stolz
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@SovietWomble So, if I look like that I get belly rubs, too?
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@zfcyanide To make you cheese toasties. I thought that's why I'm in your harem. Num nuts.
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I love this.
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@SovietWomble Must...resist..to..cuddle...my phone...looking at this...picture.
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@paszaBiceps Great start, Papa. I want to see VP in the playoffs.
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@zfcyanide @tabseNcs Thank you Cy 🤗🥰
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What a brilliant scene.
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@anomalyxd Almost fell for it, but the "Sovearnir" is not typed in Comic Sans. 8/10
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@SovietWomble @AlxRangel You definitely need a lady. Or a housemaid. Or a lady and a housemaid you can secretely have affaires with.
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@tabseNcs LETS GO JOHANNES!! (btw Johannes is tabseN, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me)
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@SovietWomble @AlxRangel Charming as always.
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@zfcyanide Have fuuuun and enjoy Cologne
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@heygortys @instagram "zeynepx". That is literally my real first name and an x added to it. It also ist my name on twitch.
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@zfedberg Oh god, that's worse than any "joke" I have ever made. I have never been so proud of you.
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