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5 years

FUCK OFF SUN!! GO AWAY, YOU GIANT NUCLEAR BASTARD!

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5 years

How Lulu is spending her new years eve.

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4 years

"When is the next bullshittery? by @BewbewDingo

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7 years

It is currently December the 25th therefore I wish you an okayish, moderately acceptable day (that's the best you're gonna get from me, fuck off)

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The render time for the latest bullshittery. I may have overedited just a teensy-weensy bit...

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4 years

Hey folks. Sorry, I've been away from Twitter for a couple of months. It's a bit of an angry hell-site. Hope you're all having a nice weekend! Having a lazy Sunday here, with a fat Frenchie who demands attention.

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7 years

Happy New Year, you pack of shits!

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6 years

Dear "grace" who signed up to Netflix using my email. You know I can just take the account and change the password, right? Also using you own phone number in the registration was a bad plan. I hope you like texts from sex hotlines. I've been trolling much longer than you have.

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5 years

Lulu is SO done with the rain. She got drenched and was grumpy the entire walk. Now she's dug a pillow cave behind the stacked cushions. And is snorting at me for exposing her to that bullshit.

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3 years

So how's your week going?

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4 years

Lulu is very fond of my mum.

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Lulu getting her Christmas present, specially baked by my mum. Merry Christmas folks.

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5 years

Today is Lulu's 3rd birthday. Where once was a yappy and unsure thing, there is now a cheese-loving cuddlebug who means the world to me. She got lots of affection today. And soon she'll get some tuna - her all time favourite food.

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5 years

Lulu is back from the vets having just been spayed. The surgery went smoothly and she's recovering from the sedative. She's VERY stoned. Just staring off into empty space. High as a fucking kite, folks.

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5 years

We support you @zfedberg . Well done for admitting it openly.

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4 years

I've completed the final piece of the Arma 3 Antistasi bullshitteries for those interested. Sorry that it took ages -

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5 years

From our Arma 3 admin after our morning game. I'm so proud of our clan sometimes.

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3 years

This lazy donut turns five years old today. Happy birthday, Lulu.

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3 years

When your dog goes suspiciously quiet in the next room:

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6 years

I decided I was going to have two slices of pizza for lunch. "Two slices" turned into the ENTIRE thing. Stuffed crust. Now I'm bloated and my clothes were chafing, so me and my fat belly are editing in the nude. Lulu looks shocked and disappointed.

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4 years

Today this little rascal turns 4 years old. Happy Birthday Lulu! Time for you to eat lots of junk and be thoroughly spoilt.

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4 years

My dogs logic: "hey if I headbutt my sleeping owner at 5am, he'll wake up earlier. Then we can go for a walk"

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6 years

Today is this little rascal's birthday. Two years ago today, Lulu entered the world and found it to be full of cheese to eat and squirrels to chase. She's loving it. Happy Birthday Lulu!

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5 years

Lulu dug a comfy spot in the sofa blanket. Started chewing her favourite owl toy. Then nodded off. She's currently snoring softly, dreaming away.

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4 years

Let me tell you, the parks in Brighton & Hove have so many squirrels. Really fearless too, they come right up to you. I saw six this afternoon. Tails look a bit thin. Actually, what sort of squirrel is this anyway?

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5 years

When your cat-watching duty from your sentry position above the radiator is interrupted by the sound of your owner eating crisps.

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6 years

On a late night dog walk Lulu bumped into this really fat hedgehog. She's never seen a hedgehog before. It pressed its head against the floor and stuck out its spines. She just sniffed it for a while before looking at me like "explain this spiky bastard!?!"

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6 years

Merry Christmas everyone. May you all have a lovely day of good company and grotesque levels of roast potato consumption!

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6 years

I've put a pair of my socks on Lulu's back legs because she keeps scratching a sore on her face, preventing it from healing. Now she thinks I'm punishing her for something.

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5 years

If I'm supposed to lose weight, then why is it that burritos can be delivered within 3-4 mouse clicks, brain!! FUCK!

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4 years

Lulu: "fuck this cold bullshit, fuck this cold bullshit, fuck this cold bullshit, better..."

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6 years

Dear hot weather that is making it impossible to sleep - kindly suck my balls. Sincerely, Soviet.

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6 years

Random PUBG Bullshittery (part 3) for those interested:

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3 years

Took the day off to go fishing. Loved it! Spent the afternoon in the beautiful outdoors, surrounded by grazing sheep. Caught six carp. Today was a good day.

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6 years

Lulu loves the long grass in the morning. It's nice and cool on her belly.

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5 years

I hear snoring behind me and find that Lulu is using her favourite toy as a pillow.

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6 years

Also, you've spent all morning watching Riverdale. Get a job.

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5 years

Currently wandering through some woods. Lulu is trotting through, rolling in leaves, smelling smells. Having a mini adventure.

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5 years

Lulu is flopped next to me and is grunting in an irritated fashion. Because she wants me to stop what I'm doing and rub her belly. Even though what I'm doing is TRYING TO SLEEP, LULU!! FUCK!

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6 years

In the middle of a Sunday family gathering, my mother prods me. "Better start breeding then" she says. "What...like right now?"

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6 years

Today at a family gathering I was given the task of entertaining my 5 year old cousin. In short order we had constructed the "pillow-fort of invisibility" and we were running raids to the food table for chocolate biscuits. Also half the time I was a climbing frame. I'm knackered.

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The dog is huffing at me in a grumpy fashion until I give her belly rubs.

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This week, lulu went to a farm. And she saw chickens for the first time. She hated them! Then she saw horses. She hated them!

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6 years

Is it possible to overdose on pistachio nuts? Asking for a friend.

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4 years

Just went to the supermarket. Introducing the new 'Thin & Crispy, 14 Inch "oh shit-fuck I accidentally dropped it in the car park and ran it over with my own trolley" pizza range, from Asda:

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6 years

"I breathed in his dick air" - @zfcyanide 2018

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5 years

Lulu is on cloud 9 at the moment. We're out on a walk and squirrels are everywhere. She goes bonkers.

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3 years

BewBewDingo made this and it's glorious!! Lulu does indeed look like that, whenever we go fishing.

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3 years

Lulu patiently waiting for me to pay for coffee. Then she gets to chase squirrels in the park.

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6 years

I did go for that night drive after all. I ended up parked outside a petrol station with Lulu riding shotgun. Me with a strawberry yogurt and Lulu with a packet of chicken treats. Both of us just hanging out, listening to music. Chilling.

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Just completed an edit. Alas, the clips are a tad older than usual, but fingers crossed they're still good. Random CSGO Bullshittery (part 9) -

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3 years

Lulu in the park this morning. Chewing some long grass and cooling her belly. She's a happy sausage.

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4 years

I'm taking a 'me' day today. I'm alongside a beautiful riverbank, fishing for carp. Just hooked a monster one but it wiggled free. Hell of a good fight though. Exciting!

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5 years

Lulu in her favourite pose.

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Lulu in the park, going a bit potty over the squirrels. She knows they're up there...watching.

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And it's happened. At 4am I decided to wake up and check my phone, because I simply decided...MID dream, that..."right, this dream is boring as shit, I'm gonna do something else". My own dreams are becoming trite.

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5 years

@fckeveryword

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7 years

Look what BewBewDingo has just made :D She's like a wizard, but for artwork!

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5 years

@zfcyanide Knowing you, these shots are probably from your own weapon backfiring. Because...you know...you suck.

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Sunday lunch with the family. I built a pillow fort for my 6 year old cousin. She styled herself princess. Her 3 year old sister then entered the fort and also styled herself princess. They immediately started fighting over ownership of the fort. I caused a succession crisis.

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4 years

Lulu was cold and soggy after her walk in the rain. So I gave her some tuna flakes to lift her spirits. She's now squished between the sofa cushions, warm and cosy.

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5 years

Random Space Engineers Bullshittery (part 3), for those interested. I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Praise be to Lord Clang! -

Random Space Engineers Bullshittery (part 3)

Praise Clang! May he bless your new year with good fortune, unexploded grids and lag-less pistons.All ZF Twitch channels - https://www.twitch.tv/team/zfclanM...

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6 years

When you have a plate of nibbles and they smell delicious.

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6 years

I am currently shaving in the bathroom. I feel as though I'm being watched by someone who wants walkies.

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5 years

For those interested, I've finished part 3/5 of the highlights from the Antistasi games in May -

Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 3/5

Highlights from the May 2019 games of Arma 3: Antistasi with ZF. A game mode in which you play as a resistance faction, trying to take back Altis from an occ...

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I don't care if it's opt out. Having Windows 10 constantly display "hints" about how you should install Edge instead of Chrome is the most pathetic and desperate thing I have ever seen in an OS. What the hell were you even thinking? @Microsoft

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5 years

Lulu is now the patron saint of mid-afternoon sofa naps and wishes you a comfortable nap time with lots of restful snoozing.

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6 years

Well, somebody doesn't want to wake up this morning.

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6 years

This time instead of building a pillow fort, my five year old cousin has invited me to her "imaginary picnic". Introducing all of her toys in excruciating detail along with their specific dietary requirements. Please send help...

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7 years

When you know there's a squirrel in that tree!

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6 years

An arty present from BewBewDingo. I love it. Thank you Bew! :D

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4 years

In D&D last night our DM had to cut the adventure shorter because we were supposed to spend that evening repairing a derelict manor. But in the market on the way there we blew most of our gold on glass baubles, a donkey and a set of bag-pipes.

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2nd vaccine dropped me into a fever. Today my computer chair has been an amorphous duvet blob. With no sign of intelligent life if it weren't for it meekly feeding on a Cornetto.

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4 years

Today I went carp fishing with Lulu. It was nice! Very peaceful. No carp though, but I did land two nice Bream. Or the same Bream that was just being really accommodating.

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6 years

I don't know what she's dreaming about, but it must be delicious.

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4 years

@CanYouPetTheDog Clive!

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5 years

Rocket League bullshittery? Rocket League bullshittery - Also it's quite possible that @NepatitisC is going to murder me.

Random Rocket League Bullshittery

Damn, I forgot to shill some VPN service or shitty mobile game. Can I get a do over?All ZF Twitch channels - https://www.twitch.tv/team/zfclanMy personal one...

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7 years

May have just opened the freezer. And some frozen beef-mince may have fallen out unexpectedly. And I may have screamed like a little girl.

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5 years

@zfcyanide You look like some Bollywood Hulk on a shoe-string budget.

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4 years

Went for a walk down a country footpath. Found some horses. Lulu liked them this time and wanted to go and play.

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6 years

GO AWAY NUCLEAR SKY BALL!! GO FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM SOMEWHERE ELSE...FUCK!!!

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4 years

"These are the teats of content" *slaps his chest* "You suckle from them" - @zfcyanide to his audience on Twitch this evening.

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6 years

Everyone else's dog in the park walks obediently behind its owner. Mine though? God dammit Lu...

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5 years

After a day of excitement, cuddles, turkey and sausages...Lulu drifts off to the land of dreams. I hope you've all had a lovely Christmas everyone.

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6 years

I have made the mistake of watching Interstellar for the first time before bed. And now I can't sleep because my brain is full of fuck.

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4 years

I have just ordered a double-cheeseburger meal. Because I've just come back from a jog in the park. That's how this works, right?

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I mentioned it stream this morning, but had yet to do a proper announcement. This week I sat and passed my driving test. I'd been sneaking away for lessons once a week since February. Time to buy a car, woooo!!

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4 years

Brain: "whatcha doing?" Soviet: "trying to sleep". Brain: "do you remember how hot Jet was in Gladiators?" Soviet: "..." *Google images*

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3 years

Hobbies? I rather like sitting next to lakes and rivers. Catching and releasing fish. Enjoying the look of shock and shame as they realise I was the one who caught them.

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5 years

For those interested, the latest bullshittery is ready. An older stream I thought lost due to deletion, but successfully recovered. Random Gang Beasts Bullshittery -

Random Gang Beasts Bullshittery

A game of Gang Beasts with myself, Edberg, Cyanide and FrankieOnPC.All ZF Twitch channels - https://www.twitch.tv/team/zfclanMy personal one - http://www.twi...

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6 years

Another morning routine. I wake up, get dressed and get coffee. Whilst this little diva takes another 20 minutes.

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5 years

Another night, another case of 'Lulu loudly chewing a treat whilst placing her anus as close to my pillow as possible'.

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6 years

Random Arma Bullshittery (part 9) -

Random Arma Bullshittery (part 9)

Various stream highlights from Arma 3's Antistasi mod - a game mode in which you play as a resistance group.All ZF Twitch channels - https://www.twitch.tv/te...

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6 years

@h3h3productions @HilaKleinH3 "Are you expecting a boy or a girl?" "Pizza"

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3 years

Lulu is getting some attention at a family gathering. Happy dog!

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5 years

Lulu is so weird. She just tried to 'bury' a half-eaten dog chew in the pile of clothes I'd just removed, going to bed. Gingerly patting down the non-existent soil with her cheeks. Then looking at me as if to say "for later".

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I ordered a couple of those taster boxes of foreign sweeties, just out of pure curiosity. The American one arrived first. I plan to spend this afternoon in a corn-syrup and sugar induced coma...

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My cousins bought me a packet of these little boiled sweeties that I'm fond of. And despite being 33 I'm still utterly incapable of eating them without spilling half the box into my lap like a 6 year old.

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