Tired, lazy and don't want to do anything! Unmotivated look, Mochi neko with fluffy feeling. No enthusiasm in the face, flabby tummy and a hunched back.
i wake up in my room, i am 13 yrs old. i pick up my phone & type in 'travis scot sicko mode' into youtube. i give a presentation at school about who inspires me (john wick + thanos). later at home i scream at my mother because she doesnt understand that i fucking need a gaming pc
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#irondome10
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Credit: Sarai Givaty/
who cares about being on a watchlist. jo to cartoons w/ your camera pointed at you + say ting beng dunga at all your devices 3000 times daily. watch 5 asmr vids of scraping noises simultaneously for 18hr & google insane crap. worst case scenario your agent chris benoits themself
I hate small talk
I want to talk about $13, I wanna talk about cockroach went out of room. I want to hear about your mumu renewal, I wanna know people who just dey look you. I like people whos madness is still fresh, I like rat who stole 70 thousand
I don't wanna know "what's up"
girls to each other on instagram:
๐ฉโ๐จ: ur so much prettier then me u_u
๐โโ๏ธ: omg sweetie nooooo <3
guys:
๐จโ๐พ: hawhaw yew lewk like shiod
๐: wehell
last night i scrolled to the very bottom of twitch,tv to the bottom of the streams with 0 viewers and saw a guy in complete darkness save for a dim back light eating a bag of chips and when asked what he was doing he said watching get him to the greek
my brain:
donโt say it
donโt say it
donโt say it
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donโt say it
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me: my brain dont say it
MR. STRANDING: Ha ha... now you see truly why, the "Death Stranding"
NORM REENUS: You're crazy, you must stop it!!
BULLET GUN-MAN: Ha ha, it's a little too late for that I'm afraid
BIGMARTIN BIGBIRD: Kookaburra, kookaburra... sits in the old gum tree.. ngh.. nyahaha.. hahah..
@ByYourLogic
i was one of the strapped backup dancers, it was a pretty awesome day on set we mostly blew each other in the dressing room and twirled our guns like the inspect animation
Ffuck nudes. Let me subscribe to your RSS feed. ban me from your irc server, add me to a chat with all of your msn contacts & leave,call me on skype 80 times in 1 hour & hang up instantly, share me trojan called KoRn.exe & gore vids on KaZaA, give me unlicensed copy of Windows XP
i'm going to start having the inner monologue of a point and click adventure guy so when i see someone else's dog i'll think to myself "Ah-ha.. I *don't* think I can use that ๐" or opening the fridge "Nothing interesting.. there's nothing I can use here."
5g gave me coronavirus, bluetooth gave me the AIDS virus. i'm a handsfree leper and i got the bends from VR chat. lou gehrig personally gave me his disease. my abuser is living rent free on clubpenguin. my lover awaits on livejasmine
2020 we're bringing:
region locked vinyl
play as any character in any game
movie trailers generated by AI mandated by law
nightly EMP curfew in major cities
allowed to bring guns into prison
prohibition 2
sex work conscription