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@united_kfc

3 years

WhatsApp not working Y’all : dirty flow Flow:

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UNITED_KFC🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

@united_kfc

4 years

Trinidad and Tobago: we have our first case of covid-19. Tobago:

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@united_kfc

3 years

Always remember!

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@united_kfc

3 years

His excellency every time the mortician touch him foot bottom.

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@united_kfc

4 years

Jamaican parents used to say “outside Naa run weh” see it deh outside gone.

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@united_kfc

8 months

This is the side of Jada that I wish was the only side of Jada. Goodness me what a woman.

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@united_kfc

3 years

Jamaican houses in the ghetto be like :

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@united_kfc

3 years

Jamaica is not a real place. IMAGINE. You’re a flow employee who is working from Home. You constantly miss shifts and calls drop all the time. You’re fired because you have bad internet. Guess who’s is your internet provider? Your former employer.🥲

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@united_kfc

3 years

Idk who needed to hear this

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@united_kfc

5 years

That’s why me never yet ask someone if me good looking enuh!

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@united_kfc

3 years

Nobody: High school parties in the auditorium:

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@united_kfc

4 years

The world love Jamaicans more than how Jamaicans love Jamaicans.

NBC Sports

@NBCSports

4 years

Usain Bolt's daughter has the most perfect name: Olympia Lightning Bolt ⚡️😍 📸: @usainbolt

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@united_kfc

11 months

Bro Craig Butler is HIM.

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@united_kfc

3 years

This need crowd. Come pree that GANGSTER yah a get the ladies right!

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UNITED_KFC🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

@united_kfc

3 years

Over Kedesha a drink a roots and see me woman step out a one a the room them and say next.

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@united_kfc

4 years

This video make my entire year, law enforcement in jamaica are full of total clowns.

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@united_kfc

3 years

Pay day 3:00pm Pay day 3:11pm

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@united_kfc

3 years

iMessage firm and strong inah Babylon. Think we overpay fi phone fi ntn?

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@united_kfc

3 years

Nobody : Kedesha in Waterford :

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@united_kfc

4 years

Honestly I don’t feel cringed when watching this couple cause I know it’s real

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@united_kfc

2 years

Daaag this girl is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@united_kfc

4 years

Juliet Holness logging into her twitter tomorrow to see what the girls been saying bout her drew bear.

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@united_kfc

4 years

I know looks can be dis evening but romaine and fam just looks really happy here.

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@united_kfc

5 years

If this guy was black he would’ve been caught and in jail by episode 4

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@united_kfc

4 years

My mother :You wash the plate them? Me: I vehemently deny hearing you ask me to do such minuscule tasks! Anyway I’m homeless.

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@united_kfc

3 years

People :Work we a work a nuh chicken we a jerk Jerk pan man them:

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@united_kfc

4 years

Him: I wanna get your number so I can hear your voice Her: listen my last tweet.

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@united_kfc

3 years

Over Kedesha no normal later enuh.

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@united_kfc

4 years

My bregin and his girl Me bregin: a blowjob wouldah do me nice tonight hun I’m so stressed His girl: where you gonna find a dick to suck this time a night?

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@united_kfc

4 years

Rest of the world: great idea! Jamaicans: who say you did dunce?

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@united_kfc

4 years

All Wah gwaan Nikki Chromaz isn’t alone. A nuff a unuh “Hot gyal” been a dislike and discredit intelligent and academically inclined females. Unuh a dweet from high school,bullying them and calling them nerds.. Vex because they refuse to take a bag a man and ruin their future.

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@united_kfc

1 year

Light gone inah Carib. Inah the middle of a movie. You’re telling me. They don’t have a backup source of power?

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@united_kfc

5 years

Teller stations at ncb and scotia bank

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5 years

Bomboclaat

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@united_kfc

5 years

I Never trusted any Toni-Ann’s. I mean why you one need two names ? Obviously you’re gonna need two men🙄🙄🙄

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@united_kfc

3 years

Btw loader man and taxi men all know the taxis that partake in kidnappings.

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@united_kfc

5 months

I love this soo much because they’re gonna rinse this story at the bar to women telling them how they helped a small village in jamaica finally get running water 😂😂😂

Breadfruit & Jalebis warrior princess🇯🇲🇮🇳

@chelsprincesss

5 months

THIS IS SOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@united_kfc

4 years

Bredah the man just want back him daughter no matter her condition. Please..

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@jamaicastar

4 years

It has been almost two weeks since 22-year-old Jasmine 'Maya' Deen, who is visually impaired, has been home. The international relations major at the University of the West Indies (UWI) went to school about 10:30 a.m. on Thursday, February 27.

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@united_kfc

5 years

I know Michael Lee chin when I see him miss

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@united_kfc

4 years

Kfc opens At 10:00am Jamaicans@ 10:00:59 am

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@united_kfc

3 years

Me hear say creamy tight pussy Shanoya deh pon the guess list over Waterford.

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@united_kfc

3 years

Me a dead hey unuh too bright inah the woman dem inbox .

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@united_kfc

4 years

*Eating pussy

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@united_kfc

5 years

Jamaicans living overseas what’s for lunch? Big Mac? Pretzels? 😂😂😂 Well I’m having fry chicken with curry gravy.. Aaa baaaaaaaaaaaeeee

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@united_kfc

4 years

Kings of sneak dissing

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@united_kfc

5 years

Calling customer care for any business in jamaica

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@united_kfc

5 months

When you lie on yah resume to get a work :

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@united_kfc

4 years

Andrew Holness every time someone tweets about the high custom fees .

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@united_kfc

5 years

He needs to patrol half way tree after school done

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@twitta_yute

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@united_kfc

3 years

I’ll never forget when I had to take an emergency passport size pic and I had a on a white shirt and the man them gimme sam sharpe jacket fi wear 😂😂😂😂

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@united_kfc

3 years

When me a get a combo a Waterford and a youth a move too close

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@united_kfc

4 years

Imagine hearing the 7 strokes story over voicenote.

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@united_kfc

3 years

Sksksksksks Kingston make me see 😂😂

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@united_kfc

3 years

Shein (shine) bags for sale.. *FORIEGN SCENT INCLUDED* ((DM FOR PRICE))

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@united_kfc

3 years

Big tuff man like me see nuff “taxi “ stop a my foot and me tell them me nuh ready, just cause a vibe feel off. I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE HOW A WOMAN MUST FEEL.

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@united_kfc

3 years

Taxi man almost refuse to let someone in because they had on no mask. We have HOPE!

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@united_kfc

3 years

Like how can you harm such a harmless soul 😣😣😣😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😢

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@united_kfc

2 years

Daaag I am DYING

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@united_kfc

5 years

Wow, can’t educate without berating huh? Well I won’t return in kind. Peace and love empress.

A Nonentity 🇵🇸

@YogiFreeSpirit

5 years

Coronavirus is a BLANKET TERM for various viruses. THE COMMON COLD IS A CORONAVIRUS. MERS IS A CORONAVIRUS. SARS IS S CORONAVIRUS. STOP BEING DUNCE AND USE THE TOOLS AVAILABLE TO YOU SINCE YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE INTERNET TO POST THIS!!!!!

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@united_kfc

4 years

Had a huge crush on these girls back in the day. Wonder where they are now. They were just so young wild and free

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@united_kfc

4 years

Random guy: are you lost baby girl? Jamaican girl:

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@united_kfc

5 years

Juici patty Tastees patty

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@united_kfc

4 years

Kids in Jamaica at the lunch line at school tomorrow

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@united_kfc

3 years

Bought a Clarks for the first time FOR MYSELF🥺🥺🥺

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@united_kfc

4 years

What the hell did I just witness. The male said . Taste and buy. I-....

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@united_kfc

5 years

Bredah all HIV support group The man them add me inah 😂😂😂😂

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@united_kfc

4 years

NCU Baddies chewing gum.

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@united_kfc

4 years

Me rich don’t talk to me like I’m broke

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@united_kfc

4 years

Slim girls check in. Where are my sexy skeletons?

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@united_kfc

3 years

Do your part.

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@united_kfc

3 years

The Mobay security just before he shot the knife robber

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@united_kfc

4 years

Lols rich rush and viagra man would would make the perfect misogynistic toxic couple. He would beat the shit out of her and then she would come online and bring down other females. A Bonny and Clyde of our times if you will.

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@united_kfc

4 years

Lols me see couple man take out portmore outah them bio 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@united_kfc

4 years

Rihanna is Jamaican idk why y’all surprised Adele is Jamaican also, a the same hairdresser cream them hair when them younger.

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@united_kfc

3 years

You see Jamaicans aren’t haters. We just love when people respect us cause we’re VERY HAPPY for Allyson.

TopTrevor

@TopTrevor

3 years

Allyson Felix has won medals in track and field in every #Olympics since Athens 2004. She is now the most decorated female athlete in the history of Olympic track & field. #Tokyo2020 #USA

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@united_kfc

4 years

One of the few people me a take advice on relationship on the Internet is these people :

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@united_kfc

4 years

Caribbean men going home to their “kids “right now with suspicion in their eyes

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@united_kfc

5 years

In an attempt to educate as to how to deal with cheating in a relationship for both men and women as well as lighten the mood on the TL please enjoy. Please stop the killing and abuse of women.