James @haverofsize Twitter profile

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@00Leako

@novak_kaine

@CouchotDanielle

@LadyLuckFate

@Sekiren2023

@sukamamakstw

@ur5luteve

@Bradyradio

@LadyLuckFate

@stwmaniax

@galery_basah10

@7n4j76

@edisupono_wife

@stw_pdg

@budin_lowcal

@MANAL_Y1

@AlexJ_Goodwin

@firealpaca_en

@thornprotector

@LadyLuckFate

@step_mom__

@MsGrenaway_

@step_mom__

@jochapstick

@infauxi

@LilahOnHerSide

@TharsoMarques6

@RooseveltRaymo8

@bbuttercup7

@i1957n

@bokeplokalmalam

@otmjun

@indo_ketek

James

@haverofsize

6 months

When girls tell you their friend is hilarious this is the type of humour they’re referring to.

The Sporting News

@sportingnews

6 months

Why was Kelsey Plum eating her popcorn like that 😂 @Kelseyplum10

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@haverofsize

2 years

He’s 9 goals away from last seasons golden boot winning total. There are 30 games left.

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3 years

“Dad have you seen the nail clippers lying around?” Paul Scholes:

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Eddie Howe is influencing his players to drink more fluids so they don’t keel over and die mid game. Absolute elite mindset ⚫️⚪️

Gooner Chris

@ArsenalN7

1 year

🇪🇸 Mikel Arteta is influencing his players and staff to settle down and start families so that they aren't distracted by playboy lifestyles and can focus 100% on their football next season. Absolute elite mindset ⚪️🔴

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@haverofsize

3 years

Still one of the best tweets I’ve ever seen on this app.

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@haverofsize

8 months

Brassier is off and Brest are exposed

Get French Football News

@GFFN

8 months

69 | RED CARD: Lilian Brassier (Brest)

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@haverofsize

2 months

@SueAshmore54567 In fairness I’d want to make that point too

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@haverofsize

8 months

Do you know how hard it must be to get a kid to that size. It’s a criminal act.

Frost

@Frosteh12

8 months

Leeds Mascot Loves it #pafc

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@haverofsize

1 year

Absolute scenes when the highest spending club in the premier league becomes the highest spending club in the premier league.

UtdPlug

@UtdPlug

1 year

🚨 BREAKING: Nine Two UK Holdings Ltd., with Sheikh Jassim as one of the directors, is officially a company in the UK, starting today. Via @UnitedStandMUFC 👈

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@haverofsize

10 months

“And then everyone holds their phone up”

Aston Villa

@AVFCOfficial

10 months

Aston Villa will become the first football club in the UK to stage a mobile phone light show at Villa Park on Friday night. ✨ Click below to download the official Aston Villa App and find out more about Friday's spectacle… ⬇️

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2 years

@LukeParsons3 Salomon Rondon

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2 years

@SteMcfcHutchy @laura_woodsy Couple of lads begging for likes, Laura. Leave them to it 🥱

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@haverofsize

20 days

Don’t put it on the fucking floor if you don’t want people walking on it

🥤𝑩𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔

@AfcBanks_

20 days

No matter where you go, Respect the Club badge ❤️ Emile smith Rowe is him👏👏

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Craig Hope

@CraigHope_DM

2 years

Alexander Isak has left the Sweden training camp and will miss their next two matches because of injury #nufc

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@haverofsize

2 years

This sounds very Newcastle

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@haverofsize

2 years

From 19th to 9th in half a season, Newcastle are the most menacing prospect in world football.

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@haverofsize

3 years

“I’m fired is that what you’re trying to tell me Craig?”

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@haverofsize

10 months

The 1st of January will mark one full year since Big John started his diet

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3 years

Newcastle when they’re told they’re in a relegation dog fight

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2 years

@cjhhhh21 We really are, there’s only one team they fear now.

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@haverofsize

3 years

People in glass houses an all that

Jay B 🇻🇨

@Jammy_Spurs

3 years

I don’t like Newcastle. The club. The city. Their pagan fans. I hate Cheryl Cole. Alan Shearer is a twat. Sarah Millican any even funny. The weather is constantly shit. It’s always dark. It’s full of industrial smog. They still use WAP & only eat tinned food. Fucking shit hole.

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2 years

I know it’s early doors but I reckon Howe has pulled off the biggest escape in premier league history. A monstrous turnaround that won’t be talked about enough because of the January window.

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@haverofsize

4 years

What Foden said to Greenwood as soon as he put he phone down

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@NoContextJFury

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@haverofsize

3 years

What Eddie Howe sees when he goes for a shite

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@haverofsize

1 year

Me when Schar hit that

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@haverofsize

2 years

I was there when he got us the equaliser against Southampton before Bruno got the winner. That game was crucial at the time. Tweets like this are in poor taste.

𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝

@MichaelNUFC_

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Decent

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@haverofsize

1 month

Be honest, your arse went when Longstaff stepped up.

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@haverofsize

6 months

Clearly never seen Fabian Schar score from outside the box before.

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

6 months

Is there anything more majestic? No The answer is no.

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3 years

Newcastle are currently the premier leagues cover photo. Alpha status.

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@haverofsize

1 year

I’ve never known a player further away from mastering captaincy than Bruno Fernandes

Emma

@UTDEmma_

1 year

There’s levels to being captain. Bruno has mastered it 🇵🇹©️

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@haverofsize

2 years

I will love Howe forever for making an arse of these pundits. Fed up of hearing praise for Bruce and Big Sam I have nothing but ill will for anyone who employs their kind.

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

3 years

⚫️ “I’ve not seen a difference from Newcastle. No, no, no…not enough!” 😬 “The fans don’t like shutting up shop but that’s exactly what they need to do!” 🗣 “Playing a 442 - it’s killing confidence.” Danny Murphy doesn’t see any difference from Steve Bruce’s #NUFC to Howe’s.

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@haverofsize

3 years

Tagging owners with transfer demands is the absolute pits. We’ve mocked Real Madrid fans for this kind of behaviour for years. Plastics mentality.

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@crx_5

3 years

Goals at 21: Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 (42) Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹 (27) Robert Lewandowski 🇵🇱 (44) Zlatan Ibrahimovic 🇸🇪 (31) DUSAN VLAHOVIC 🇷🇸 (76)! Get this man signed @ghodoussi . What an unbelievable statement signing it would be and would certainly save our season! #NUFC

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@haverofsize

10 months

Imagine hating Newcastle so much you’re sat there rooting for fucking PSG 😂😂😂

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@haverofsize

1 year

She’d give you the ride of your life and I stand by that

Oli London

@OliLondonTV

1 year

Someone Save Britney!!!!!

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@haverofsize

9 months

Infuriates me how many people would be happy to sell him

ITV Football

@itvfootball

9 months

Bruno Guimarães knows 🤝 @NUFC | #SUNNEW

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@haverofsize

4 years

@SkySports_Keith @nufctrust They delayed answering until NUST could prove they were a separate entity from NUFC and not in fact Mike Ashley in a wig.

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@haverofsize

8 months

Hahahahhana what a cunt he’s made me look

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@haverofsize

8 months

It’s 2024 and we’ve brought on Matt Ritchie.

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@haverofsize

2 years

Keiron Dyer; a man who fought his own team mate during a match, questions whether Saint Maximin is a team player.

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@haverofsize

1 year

Wish they’d stop waving this cunt around as if he’s some fucking mascot

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@haverofsize

2 years

@imzee786 @Gymshark What TG said was out of order but Tate issuing threats in response is hardly doing much for stereotypes is it?

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2 years

@furrygiblets Just got to sit back and relax it’s all over

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@haverofsize

6 months

@AlexC_1892 Not a clue I thought it might be a porno award

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1 year

6 out of 11 of these players were pre-takeover. Howe is unquestionably the best English coach around.

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@haverofsize

2 years

If we make fucking Jesse Lingard our highest earner at £150,000 we’ve had an absolute stinker. What on earth has he done to warrant a pay rise.

Lee Ryder

@lee_ryder

2 years

Lingard salary warning ahead of talks, keeper interest and new deals for kids #nufc

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@haverofsize

1 year

Absolutely howling that Holly Blades thinks that the club should structure it’s ticket pricing around part time 18 year students 😭😭

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@haverofsize

3 years

Pearson gets absolutely everywhere doesn’t he?

Mark ⚫️⚪️

@MarkMazzocchi

3 years

Tf 😭

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@haverofsize

7 months

@TescoSam1 and rightly fucking so

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2 years

Fucking hell what a thread 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@haverofsize

3 years

I know it’s early doors but is Burn undroppable?

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@haverofsize

3 years

Last year Martin Samuel called for Pep’s head after losing the champions league quarters finals - having won a domestic TREBLE the season before. Fast forward a year and Bruce will be the saddest sacking of the season despite being totally WINLESS.

Mail Sport

@MailSport

3 years

MARTIN SAMUEL: Steve Bruce's inevitable sacking at Newcastle will be the saddest all season

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@haverofsize

3 years

If Anzhi Makhachkala can sign prime Eto’o I’m sure football players will manage in Newcastle.

Craig Hope

@CraigHope_DM

3 years

Eddie Howe refuses to make promises over January investment but says only obstacle to attracting players will be league position (amid claims targets won't want to live in Newcastle) #nufc

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@haverofsize

3 years

@BrexitFoxy @NicTeeGolf @PoliticsForAlI We get it mate you like GB news

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@haverofsize

3 years

Sunderland fans standing with the people of Yemen.

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@haverofsize

2 years

Jogo Bonito

@ufcfooty

2 years

Let’s make a thread of the best football related pictures. I’ll start

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3 years

Not even Leonardo DiCaprio could pull Burnsie from the Twitter inception universe he’s built for himself. He’s so deeply immersed that he can switch nationality and identity at will.

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@haverofsize

1 year

Where’s an xl bully attack when you need one

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@Neil_Mcbeth

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Massive.

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@haverofsize

2 years

Villa Chelsea being televised over Man U Newcastle is absolutely fucking criminal by the way.

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@haverofsize

6 months

@SpicyCammy Same here Camilla, fancy lobbing one out??

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@haverofsize

2 years

I’m afraid nothing will ever top this

Andrew ⚫⚪

@Andrew_1892_

2 years

@LedmanToon @kendallrowanx A personal favourite of mine

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@haverofsize

2 years

He’s probably banned smoking in nurseries or something

Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis

@DrLoupis

2 years

France🇫🇷 Macron is learning what it means to go against The People. Resist🔥🔥🔥

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@haverofsize

9 months

@P4t948 Those are mental figures for a game he must not give a fuck 😂

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Sky News

@SkyNews

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Killer whales deliberately hitting boats off coast of Spain and Portugal

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@haverofsize

3 years

A network of sex offenders

Mark ⚫️⚪️

@MarkMazzocchi

3 years

THE NETWORK HAHAHAHAHAHA

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@haverofsize

2 years

@TheNotoriousMMA Why are you so desperate to look big

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@haverofsize

2 years

Fixed it for you 👍

天蝎座

@UtdEIIis

2 years

We got these two for £132M. Thank you @Ajax .

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@haverofsize

9 months

Competitive as fuck mate

John Cross

@johncrossmirror

9 months

PSR is a good thing, in my opinion. It means the Prem remains competitive. Why politicians get involved is beyond me. If the club is in their constituency and affects their community then fair enough. But aren’t they busy enough? What next? Rishi Sunak complaining about VAR?

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@haverofsize

3 years

A man who’s never seen long sleeves.

Cook

@NUFCcook

3 years

End of an era… Steven Taylor is retiring. They don’t make them like him anymore #nufc

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1 year

“I had a shagfest in my teens”

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@haverofsize

1 year

Ya bird shouts yoooo whenever it kicks off

PROCTOR

@Proctor1Jack

1 year

🤣🤣🤣 wow.

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11 months

Almiron has just outmuscled Traore hahaha baby oiled ponce

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@haverofsize

1 year

We literally have the premier leagues all time top scorer what a mental flex

Philip West

@Philip_RJ89

1 year

Ever seen a Geordie lift this coveted prize? 😏 #SAFC 🔴⚪️

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@haverofsize

1 year

“Unwise but not illegal”

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

1 year

UK TV presenter Philip Schofield admits affair with younger ITV colleague

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@haverofsize

3 years

I know we’re supposed to move on from Bruce but it is fucking funny.

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@haverofsize

2 years

Getting a rod on over different Saudi sponsors is a proper mag thing

Dean

@EastStandeano

2 years

These are absolute 🔥🔥🔥by @rinconmagpie Middle one (Saudi Airlines) is the most likely but I would LOVE the Aramco number. #NUFC

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@haverofsize

2 years

Right on cue, why do people respond to these selfies with normal chit chat hahahaha it doesn’t make you look any less thirsty you may as well join the porn hub comments and say you’re there to socialise for all it does.

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@haverofsize

1 year

Martin when he sees his Dad in a cock line up

Martin

@megamarvatron

1 year

@Youallmissedme Surely you’d recognise your own dad’s throbber man. Not having that.

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@haverofsize

3 years

Said it before and I’ll say it again: Portuguese Sean Casey

Alfonso Leocádio

@alfonso_leocad

3 years

🚨Kieran Trippier is now advanced. It’s only a matter of time. Reports confirming my info today. ⏳⚫️⚪️ #NUFC #Newcastle

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1 year

“Ah this place is so gritty yah”

Megan Townsend

@mmtowns

1 year

@labourball Hun I’ve been to the grittiest of pubs, I’ve just never been approached with a steak in one

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@haverofsize

3 years

@SimonGwynn @NUFC Just own it. You didn’t get sacked because fans colluded against you, you got sacked because your employers thought it was disgusting and wanted nout to do with you.

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1 year

Newcastle United are mathematically safe

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3 years

Burnsie’s block list

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3 years

I get there is a certain amount of conditioning that takes place when you join the army but at what point does your conscience completely switch off for you to be able to destroy civilian life on sight? You have to become so far detached from reality.

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BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

10 months

UK porn watchers could have faces scanned

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@haverofsize

2 years

242 of the cringiest, easy to please mongs liked this.

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1 year

They’re free at last

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@haverofsize

2 years

To say Eddie Howe has transformed Joelinton and Almiron is a bit of an injustice at this point as it’s pretty much a fucking exorcism at this point.

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@haverofsize

3 years

I can’t stand these constant unrealistic transfer rumours

Tancredi Palmeri

@tancredipalmeri

3 years

Newcastle and Fiorentina are having contacts re Vlahovic. Working on a 70m€ bid. Fiorentina keen to sell, the player not that much about destination

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3 years

Anyone remember seeing this creature next to the away end last night?

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1 year

Which is good when you consider the alternative

Empire of the Kop

@empireofthekop

1 year

We're all with you Joel ❤️ #LFC

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1 year

@AlexC_1705 He won’t even need to use his own money, nothing will change financially

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2 years

“Congratulations on your semi final ticket, perhaps you might actually learn some songs now instead of being a passenger”

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2 years

@carlisle_blue Neal Maupay

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@haverofsize

3 years

People who video themselves at games are incredibly dangerous.

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@R_GOONER

3 years

Nothing like a last minute equaliser

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2 years

Newcastle fans when they see a slightly exotic looking man they don’t recognise

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2 years

I don’t care what anybody says, Santiago Munoz is class. He may not have made a first team appearance but he puts his all into every game he plays and does it with the biggest smile on his face. For me, he deserves to be part of this exciting project more than anyone 🇲🇽 ♥️ #nufc

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