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Vodka enthusiast, Rick Glaser lookalike, team member @Tesco

Joined May 2022
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2 years
Just a thread of Nayoa Inoue sending people to hell: Juan Carlos Payano
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He’s fucking mortified 😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
He’s tagged Ray Parlour 😭😭😭
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Rest in peace the greatest football player of all times I never knew you so many fans never did but you are a hero @RealRomfordPele
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8 months
Scott Williams in this semi final
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@AgentOlThom I literally felt nothing was fine for a while and then just pretty much blacked out. Merry Christmas 😭
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2 years
Tyson Fury: “I’ll fight Usyk or Joshua but it has to be in December” AJ: “ok then, I’ll fight you in December” Tyson Fury: “No it has to be in November”
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3 months
I’m genuinely dumbfounded that this is real 😂 ‘great shape’ they’re trying to tell me
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Tyson Fury is in 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐝 condition 🏆 #FuryUsyk | Saturday | @boxingontnt | #RiyadhSeason
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7 months
He’s made every excuse in the world not to fight him When all those excuses no longer became an issue, he pulls out with an injury two weeks out. Fact of the matter is: he never wanted any part of fighting Usyk
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1 year
➡️Took nandrolone ➡️Didn’t give his purse to the homeless ➡️Rejected a fight with David Price ➡️Avoided the first rematch with Wilder to fight Wallin & Schwartz ➡️Had to be taken to court for the 3rd wilder fight ➡️Strong armed Usyk into a 70/30 split
@Tom_Gray_Boxing
Tom Gray
1 year
🔥 Clearing up the "Fury is a coward" myth: ➡️ 6-9 ➡️ 270lbs ➡️ Irish traveller ➡️ 33-0-1 (24 KOs) ➡️ Hasn't lost since his teens ➡️ Klitschko in Germany ➡️ Wilder x 3 in the US Deep down, Fury will respect Usyk. Fear him? He's a fighter! Get real! #FuryUsyk 🇬🇧🥊🇺🇦
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8 months
When your two best wins both get beaten in the same night
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2 years
Conor Benn - Eggs Billy Joe Saunders - Nasal Spray Dillian Whyte - fed his dogs dianabol Tyson Fury - boar meat These are accepted reasons as to why professional athletes tested positive for PEDs. The sport is a joke 😂
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1 year
Carl Frampton said it to his face and he did fuck all 😂
@BoxingNewsPlus
Boxing News+
2 years
😤 John Fury rages at industry professionals who are picking @jakepaul to win. 🔗 #PaulFury
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2 years
Gone but never forgotten 🙏🏻👼🏼
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@isaaclowe6
Isaac warrior lowe
2 years
Rest in peace the greatest football player of all times I never knew you so many fans never did but you are a hero @RealRomfordPele
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10 months
Someone’s changed his tune 👀
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1 year
Got some serious bad luck this fella
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@haverofsize Should be ashamed of himself. The only person to let boxing down in a cross over match
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Bob Arum right now
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@KonyBoxing @dogolife1984 Mrs nearly left me after this 😂😂
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2 years
@DaveJEvans70 Poor lads 50p was on the table and still couldn’t get a game.
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2 years
Kell Brook after a line
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𝗫𝗮𝘃𝗲 🇦🇺
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Me shadowboxing in the mirror before I get in the shower
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Rob Cross celebrating that first set win against littler
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2 years
@MichaelBensonn @ringmagazine Some of my favourites: Avoided a Klitschko rematch banned for PEDs lied about donating his purse to the homeless Dropped out of the AJ fight Retired instead of fighting for undisputed
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1 year
This is the oddest clash of heads I’ve ever seen
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@TescoSam1 Just gonna pretend it wasn’t from a clash of heads or doesn’t it fit your narrative?
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1 year
The last time Fury faced a south paw
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Emmenuel Rodriguez
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Jason Maloney
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Fury has completely shat it from Usyk I will not be convinced otherwise
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1 year
The fertility drug in question is also commonly used to restart testosterone after a steroid cycle. But Tony will ignore that because Benn is one of the lads
@IFLTV
IFL TV
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"DO I BELIEVE CONOR BENN WAS TAKING PEDS? ABSOLUTELY NOT" 🗣 @TonyBellew speaks out in support of @ConorNigel amidst talks for Benn vs Eubank Jr. Watch the full interview HERE ➡️ #ConorBenn #BoxingWorld #BoxingNews
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Conor Benns career highlights : Battered by a kick-boxer Beat someone who lost to Shawn Porter Popped for chlomid Smith beating Eubank
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2 years
Usyk demonstrates a more likeable personality than both AJ and Fury and the guy can only speak three words of English.
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2 years
Fury never wanted the Usyk fight he’s been making excuses not to fight him for nearly 3 years
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He just can’t fucking help himself can he
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‼️ Tyson Fury vs Oleksandr Usyk official promo trailer ahead of Feb 17th… [🎥 @Turki_Alalshikh ]
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2 years
2 years today I celebrated Dillian Whyte getting obliterated from Povetkin by drinking a bottle of vodka in one. #boxing
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Nonito Donaire
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@AgentOlThom Don’t ever do it, it’s not worth it. Probably took 20 years off my life too 😂
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2 years
Just landed in London from Australia. Can’t wait for @ChrisEubankJr v @ConorNigel tonight 🥊🔥
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2 years
I’d argue Jake Paul takes boxing much more serious than Tommy and would also argue this is Tommys first fight with a ‘Real Opponent’
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@BoxingShrew That right hand after Joshua dropped him would have killed most blokes 😂
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When claressa shields gets dropped
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Michael Dasmarinas
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Jamie McDonnell
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And just like that, DAZN don’t have a single UK male world champion on their roster. £19.99 though, please.
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Kugan at a party
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@atokkers4 I bet you’re fun at a party
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@MichaelBensonn @SunSport ‘It baffles me people think I’ve cheated when I’ve failed two separate drug tests’
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2 years
It’s funny how every boxer, more than likely has eggs in their diet. Yet Conor Benn is the only one who’s failed a drug test whilst eating them?
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In light of Conor Benn ‘eating too many eggs’ causing him to fail not one, but TWO drug tests. Let’s have a look at some of the most ridiculous reasons, boxers have come up with as to why they’ve failed their own drug tests.
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Every time Big John Fisher loses a pound
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You can’t please anyone these days
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I would love nothing more than for him to batter the living day light out of Fury
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@mufc7_united @MichaelBensonn @Carl_Froch You clearly never watched him or who he fought
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Nahhh he just beat someone who was 2-24-2 😂😂😂😂
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Tyson Fury is a pathetic excuse of a world champion.
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@piersmorgan It’s about who’s best for the Job Piers. One woman lasted a long weekend and another one is the most hated in history.
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Mikey Garcia has retired? Guess it’s time to bring back this classic performance #boxing
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Ricardo Rodriguez
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To bums
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Yohan Boyeaux
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Was booked in for a tattoo removal tomorrow, completely forgot about it and can’t be arsed going. Claimed Covid and used Callum Johnson’s covid test to get out of paying £25.
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Omar Narvaez
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@jplufc100 @KonyBoxing @dogolife1984 I won’t be for much longer if I do it again
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James needs to calm down
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@Ethan15Mullen @hillstwxm Made by carling, they stuck a Spanish waiter on it and everybody’s fooled
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@MichaelBensonn @MikeCoppinger The most embarrassing rematch attempt in history this
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Remember when Carl Frampton told John Fury that Jake Paul could beat Tommy then walked off and left big John in an absolute fit of rage #Boxing
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You’re right Tony, it is a fickle sport #Boxing
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@MichaelBensonn You know your reputation is in the mud when Michael Benson is calling you out
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2 years
When AJ gets beat by Usyk again DAZN are going to be stung with paying AJ £50mil to fight Derek Chisora for a comeback fight.
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2 years
@EddieHearn Still haven’t found dillian Whytes B sample, never mind this one.
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2 years
I’m gonna miss you Pele
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Conor Benn has just been told he will receive no ban after failing two drugs tests because he has an omelette for breakfast, but Jake beating Tommy is what’s bad for boxing?
@GarethADaviesDT
Gareth A Davies
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Tommy Fury must beat Jake Paul for himself, his family, but also for boxing's sake ... the fight between the novices which has been elevated by Paul's boxing journey into a promotional mega-event ... #paulfury via @TelegraphSport @Telegraph
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Hope he gets sent to a Saudi prison and stoned to death
@acdmma_
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wow John Fury just headbutted a member of Team Usyk in Saudi Arabia wtf man
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Tony Bellew has been extremely quiet hasn’t he
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Gervonta Davis after going 2-0 against his kid and baby momma
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@IFLTV @Tyson_Fury Someone’s not happy his bluff has been called
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2 years
A few years ago, a guy from Sunderland, told me he knew Josh Kelly’s dad and Kelly would win his next fight in the 4th round. I stuck £100 on Kelly winning in the fourth and £300 Kelly winning in the first 6. The fight went the distance and ever since then I hated Kelly
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Most expensive British PPV ever 😭😭
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Terence Crawford making moves like Tyson Fury. He is absolutely finished on this app
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I think it’s time to admit that the Fury’s are not ‘fighting men’
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Boxxer started off so well. They’re absolutely pathetic now.
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@piersmorgan Compared to the other one he’s a delight.
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Merry Christmas Eve
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@atokkers4 @MoorePhotoss There’s about 20 videos of Steve Bunce that could be used here 😂
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@Josh2440_ @MichaelBensonn I’d rather just use Crack
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Adam Smith would hype up a fucking funeral
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Whether AJ didn’t sign the contract or not there’s no excuse for Fury to fight Charr.
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This guy failed a test? Nah I don’t believe it.
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1 year
The cheek of this cunt when he nearly lost to Franklin 😂
@IFLTV
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😬 Dillian Whyte clearly not impressed with Anthony Joshua tonight... 🎬 @DAZNBoxing #JoshuaFranklin #AnthonyJoshua #DillianWhyte
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What a wonderful morning
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@MichaelBensonn @Tyson_Fury Coming out of retirement to face none other than, Manuel Charr. Proper fighting man, indeed.
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@MichaelBensonn @fighthype Wants no part of Usyk
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@MichaelBensonn @TimesSport Ah yes, the Tyson Fury defence.
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2 years
Kalle Sauerland is finished
@bdave69
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A true ankle bitter at the weigh ins today!
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Here’s a still image of the incident
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Me everytime I watch UFC
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Do old men just go to the gym to walk about the changing rooms with their nobs out?
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Flexen when he’s in Sunnys sisters DMs
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Worlds gone mad just read what he fucking did and they allow him into the Olympics whilst the poor girl was left scarred for life
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Olympian Steven van de Velde who was convicted of raping a 12-year-old girl says he 'doesn't identify with the teenager of ten years ago'. More world news 🌏
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@MichaelBensonn @BTSportBoxing He dropped him in a close fight 😭
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