1. cheaper food. y'all selling middle school cafeteria pizza for $10 like gordon ramsay made it.
2. $14 for one ticket? bitch?
3. leather seats bc cloth seats smell like oppression and sadness after a while.
4. see
#2
i see the people who signify drinking the body and blood of a man who rose from the dead after three days, have things to say about African traditional religions.
by the age of 30 you should have:
-tried to drink it away
-tried to put one in the air
-tried to dance it away
-tried to change it with your hair
-ran your credit card bill up
my heart swoons when plans are made and set because intention is very sexy. spontaneous shit is cool too but knowing in advance that this time is specifically for me? 😍😍
@Blike_Dante
this guy i liked found out i was bi and started sending me memes about gay people going to war against the chakras, which apparently is why the rainbow is our logo. i was weaponizing my sexuality and he, his stupidity
you don’t believe in ancestors or “witchcraft” but you absorb stories about a man who saw a shrub on fire and told people he heard God through said burning shrub.
you get possessed with spirits and run around your church speaking in tongues but ATR is too much.
i saw that video of the white cop talking about being attacked at the capitol; i know it was to garner sympathy but all i could think about was him saying these people were putting hands and feet on him and not once did he feel the need to rightfully, lawfully draw his weapon.
psyops work faster on hellsites like this because people don’t care for due diligence. i’ve watched people argue with bots, posts strictly farming engagement, and parody “news” accounts.
one year ago i stayed at an airbnb in philly and remembered that white people are fucking wild. "they just add to local flavor..." bitch, the people WHO HAVE BEEN LIVING THERE?????
xfinity has a channel called dog tv that's described as "...programming scientifically designed to comfort your dog while you're away..."
but you have to subscribe to it.
so i gotta pay for some shit that y'all KNOW i'm not at home to watch? y'all giving dogs jobs?? SMDFTB
outfit is clean. but this makes me sad because if prisons were really about rehabilitation, there would be resources inside to help him pursue this passion.
nigga said, “listen Sharon, we not doing this today. everyDAY you come in here after leaving me for what feels like MONTHS and you expect me to just be chill about it?! FUCK YOU”
lmao @ y'all wanting oprah to run for president; y'all must've forgot she don't like niggas
she gonna announce her "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" campaign tour and y'all gonna be SICK
i’m a bbymutha stan but i’m not like, harass her online/ask when her new music is coming every week stan. i want her to win & i want more people to recognize her talent. i also want people to take context clues from her timeline & leave her tf alone but some of y’all don’t read.
@SupernovaMomma
this reminds me of conversations i have with one of my nieces--she's asked me several times if i'm a boy, and sometimes calls me one. i just tell her i'm a person and her reaction is always the same. i love that she is comfortable talking to me about it
i love being from baltimore. wouldn’t want to be from anywhere else.
but the politics here and the unflinching support for police officers is fucking maddening.
when someone is normally busy/occupied and they carve out time from that busyness just for you, on purpose >>>>
it could be several hours; could be a day. there is comfort in knowing that things were set solely with you in mind.
every time i see jorja smith trending i think something has happened but it’s literally always grown ass men (and women) being weenies over some weight gain
niggas will make thousands of memes about having a plastic bag filled with plastic bags but won’t take one of those bags to their car so they won’t throw trash out the window like a fucking degenerate
"when's the last time you been to church?"
"this morning; around, like, 2:30."
"....."
"beyonce performed at coachella."
"....."
"it's basically the same thing; i don't see the problem"