@wokeydpronouns
okay these posts have actually been a huge relief. im glad im not the only one who thinks neurotypical people talk and think in fucking riddles
how to get away with sh(excuse to use)
cat scratches: the cat did it
styro: two cats did it
baby beans: a big cat did it
beans: a tiger did it. i swear.
bedrock: i got into a sword fight, and good heavens the chap was a skilled fellow, but alas, i came out on top.
hope this helps
@cheese_746
@JohnnieGuilbert
let him be open and honest in his own time and form. hes comfortable being baby girl now, and we should accept his process at his own speed. johnny guilbert is baby girl 🎀
@JGrappler293104
@M1das_OW2
twitter is the only fucking place someone can misinterpret "person getting praise for saying bad thing is bad is silly" ffs
@mattheww0428
@superyggdrasilV
its not even misinformation its a joke abt it being funny if it happened, or it being celebrated. and the replies losing their mind over daddy elons name being even slightly joked upon makes them lose it a little
@ameliaelizalde
dude thats not the point. she didnt order the mouse packet. what if she was allergic? what if the mouse had a pool floatie? what if she dislikes mouse flavour? this is why we need better order systems.
@M1das_OW2
hahaha.. im gonna say it guys im gonna say it my mom lets me shes really cool haha im gonnaa say it.. FRICK!!! haha im so crazy guys oh my god!!!
@MercyAndFate
hazbin hotel woulda been a great show if it was made by someone other then vivzie. the theme of "princess of hell trying to rehabilitate its inhabitants" is a good idea, but vivzies humour and character personalities are mostly awful and it sucks.
@UrCvttingpuppy
twitter is the only place where you can get stabbed and robbed and vent abt it and some mf will comment "oh so youre pro stabbing and robbing people?!" like damn bro.
@isitok2bhere
my partner has the same thing. they chew w their mouth open but i dont really wanna say anything incase they get worried abt eating arnd me. and anyway its just a noise, and they're hungry. i'll live.
@klamydiacore
its for groomers who want to groom, and groomees who want to be groomed. im hoping its for dogs and cats and stuff but im open to interpretation.
@EddsworldUK
@ILOVEYURI7763
i feel like putting a time limit on strikes kinda eliminates alot of the panic for companies and what not cuz they know they only have to wait like a week for things to go back to normal
@max1ecal
how does it even get this bad that young? like do they have horrible parents or are they lacking of them or smth like her life is probably gonna be a huge pain for ages :(
damn thats crazy!! today i slipped on a banana peel and stepped onto a rake and it hit me in the face. then i followed a penny trail and got trapped in a box with a stick holding it up. then after then a giant anvil fell on my head!!! super cool that this all totally happened.
When I bought razorblades today from my nearest shop, the cashier looked me dead in the eye and said "I hope you cut deep". I HAD NO VISIBLE SCARS WTF???
@Anniexo01
ig its like that cuz having a "fat friend" makes them more attractive by comparison so now that the fat friends lost the fat, they have nothing that makes them attractive anymore.