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This is insane

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When you accidentally tweet from the work account

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i just wrote a scrip to reboot my doorbell every night at 1am so it will work when people ring it. #2019

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American Passports Are Worthless Now (Map) by @indica

American Passports Are Worthless Now (Map)

Oh the places you can’t go

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Returned our Model S today. Super pumped about it. First time without a tesla in 5 years. Feels good.

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@jeffrey @chrissyteigen in fact. I am completely covered in fun dip. I wear it as a layer under my clothing.

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I will match whatever @scalzi donates (up to 10k). Who is with me? Also retweet the shit out of his tweet!

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Next 24 hours, every RT this gets, I put $1 in a pot for @simonwiesenthal , @NAACP , @TransEquality and @splcenter , up to $10k. You know why.

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100% my friends who work at Facebook

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2 years

Does anyone use Apple Notes as their fulltime note taking app?

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4 years

From a friends chat with @amazon customer service today

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8 years

So let's laugh and retweet. But we gotta get that vote out when it matters. Or we are all fucked.

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@jeffrey @chrissyteigen sun protection.

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We fight. We have hope. We act like decent people. We do not run. We do not move to canada (althought montreal is nice).

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I love horoscopes

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AOC Becomes First Woman Encouraged to Turn 35

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez became the first woman in history to be encouraged to turn 35 in a watershed moment for women everywhere.

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4 years

Does Tesla buying Bitcoin eliminate all the ecological benefit of tesla? Are ESG funds still able to invest in tesla after this?

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7 years

I always found it fascinating that Elon Musk can launch a car to heliocentric orbit and twitter can't figure out how to stop nazi's from harassing people. "It's a hard problem" It probably is. Here watch a spaceship launch from earth and then land.

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@chrissyteigen I would run with it. Maybe do both hands.

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NFTs are not digital beanie babies. They are the TY tag that is attached to a digital beanie baby.

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7 years

I always remember this quotation when shit like #charlottsville happens

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"When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

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5 years

No seriously. Cutting off power for a few days to a major metropolitan area is totally what a first world country does. It’s normal.

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4 years

It really is wild to hear a president speak in sentences again.

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"A dalle2 mixtape exploring how to connect human ai (what Jung called “the active imagination”) with Dalle2’s AI. Getting past the technological magic tricks that Dalle2 can do and starting to see how artists can use it as a tool." - @ashtarchris

Fascinated By Everything Dalle2 mixtape 001

This is a mixtape of my first week of using #openaidalle2 #dalle2. Each frame of this piece was created by entering in a text phrase into Dalle2. Instead o...

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7 years

by playing with APIs and what not I accidentally turned off my house.

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3 years

Y’all remember these?

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8 years

We help out people in need. We work for freedom. We support our POC brothers and sisters. We make sure that our country is protected.

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This is a really intense write up. It ramifications of the US failing to handle COVID-19 will hurt the entire world

A View From China

TPM Reader PH gives us a wild, bracing, sobering view from China....

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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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@Blackamazon Frost Quakes

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9 years

We should not underestimate trump.

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domains are the original NFTs

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I did a fun dashboard hack this afternoon. Eink display. Fun integrations. Easy peasy.

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I am proud to have worked for @barackobama and @joebiden

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7 years

Perspective.

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5 years

I wonder how facebook will act in this upcoming election:

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I once wrote a script to display stats on a dashboard in my office and accidentally DDOS’d our infrastructure. I was the CTO for the Obama campaign at the time. Lol

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I mean... we are on the bizarro timeline. so who knows.

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Moby claims to have insider information that Trump is in 'collusion with the Russian government'

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This seems like a movie plot. weird.

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6 years

Airport lounges are wild. The amount of people saying confidential shit out loud is amazing. You can hear so much.

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9 years

@Johnhimm @DPJHodges yea. Nothing to do with gun control. Nothing at all. Lol

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I am getting a lot of messages from people asking “WHAT DO WE DO NOW?” Here is what we do:

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We should probably not stop resisting

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1. Trump just said that people should to stop saying "Resist" because it's slowing down his agenda

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This is going to be a very strange flight

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I am fucked

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USA: Let's put little bombs in the cargo hold of all the planes. Europe: wat USA: To stop terror

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Source in Washington tells me Europe & USA DHS are in a stand off. Europe don't want lithium battery devices in cargo holds. #ElectronicsBan

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Interesting to hear the women on @NPR talk about how awesome @HillaryClinton 's speech was while the men are like meh and mention her voice

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everytime I see that a startup is shutting down my heart goes out to the team and the founders. startups are hard.

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9 years

I just had to reboot our lights

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The President Is a White Supremacist. And So Are You if You Support Him.

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Literally killed thousands of people for political gain

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This awful revelation is the one I’ve seen most distributed on Twitter. But every paragraph of this piece is equally damning.

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I don’t have confidence that we will have free and fair elections in 2020.

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A thread

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Imagine if these people ever faced actual oppression.

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These promoted tweets are really annoying.

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New job title: none

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"In a racist society it is not enough to be non-racist - we must be antiracist." -- Angela Davis saw on @ChuckModi1 's bio

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We are all fucked

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Guliani on Fox, when asked possible role in Trump admin: "I'd love to become the person that comes up with a solution to cybersecurity."

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what i like about facebook is the constant response that it is a bug or it is and accident or what have you. at some point i hope that people will realize that all this has been deliberate facebook and co have propped up trump and his policies.

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Do me a favor. Go through this list and make sure that you revoke everything you are not using:

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It is fascinating to me that republicans are just standing by like this is normal.

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@sinzpol Thank you for engaging. I haven’t felt this alive since 92

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I like this one - cuz it is real:

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This is an amazing tweet

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zoom in on the syrup

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"I AM A HUGE FAN OF WATERMELON, ITS LIKE IF APPLES WERE BLOOD" - @SICKOFWOLVES

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Tonight at ohare

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pre-ordered a @Rivian R1S bought a @volvo xc90

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If you are going to read one thing this week Ron Rosenbaum, expert on the rise of Hitler, about trump and fascism

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the internet is a terrible place

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Photo on the left is making the rounds on social media. Photo on the right is the original Getty Image

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I just met a young person who uses Hotmail

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Opt out of PRISM, the NSA’s global data surveillance program

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its finally happening

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I finally tried out that @googlearts selfie app. Awesome results!

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@MilYoSaysChill Have to log in

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Super excited to be joining the @paypal / @braintree team with @modest . We are going to do amazing things.

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should i eat a sleeve of thin mints or nah?

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I love this decision by @jack and team to ban political ads. The first thing I did once it was announced was go check out what the people I worked in politics with thought. They all seemed to think it was a good idea. That means a lot to me.

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Airport lounge phone conversations are wild. It’s like these people have never been in public. Such a good place to overhear privileged info. You don’t even need to make an effort. They are just shouting it.

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"When users deleted their posts, the site failed to remove the content and instead only added a delete flag to it" also known as a feature to most PMs and coders.

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One of the main reasons I support Warren is how she scares the shit out of my rich friends.

Puff the Magic Hater

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DISQUALIFYING: "When asked his views on the rise of the far right in Europe, Bloomberg warned about the rise of progressive politicians in the US, citing Warren. 'The left is arising. The progressive movement is just as scary,' he says.'"

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Tonight @hiromiusagi and i celebrated 12 years of our amazing partnership. Excited for many many more.

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This is my first coup. I am so nervous. Any tips?

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Today marks ten years of being married to @hiromiusagi . I could not ask for a better partner in everything! YAY!

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Me opening twitter this weekend

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in 2020, being "non-partisan" is agreeing to put kids in cages at the border, supporting fascist policy, being anti black, supporting bounties on our troops, etc. you can't be non-partisan. you have to pick a side. not picking a side is picking a side.

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The whitehouse is literally children.

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JUST IN: John Kelly's approval needed for future chartered aircraft use by government officials

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My friends at @eatfatrice are doing something really neat: Helping support the community has been displaced here in @chicago . please share.

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Here is a fun thing. Awhile back I ordered a @rimowa bag from @amazon . It never arrived. @amazon gave me my money back. *time passes* I recently went to my global entry renewal interview. They denied me. Cuz amazon marketplace apparently shipped me a counterfeit suitcase.

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Man. Fuck cancer. Again.

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