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@harleyma_

1 year

The Christian girl that disguised as a muslim and entered the mosque on a Friday and started shouting “give your life to christ” Omo! Iroyin o to Afojuba

Dipo

@swag_lukarz

1 year

What’s the wildest experience you had in school ??

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4 years

What about a righteous rich man ?

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4 years

A rich man can take you around the world, but a righteous man will lead you to Jannah.

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4 years

So in Islam you can’t get married with pregnancy, you gotta deliver first before getting married to the man. Also, that child can’t bear the man’s name but the woman’s. The child is also not entitled to any inheritance from the man. Interesting

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@harleyma_

5 years

I went in... I saw... I conquered... Newest member of Mummy Twitter Alhamdulillah #Motherhood #Mummytwitter #FineBoy

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@harleyma_

6 years

Ya Allah, please grant me a genuinely happy marriage.

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@harleyma_

7 months

Hajj is 8m now and some of us can't afford it. It is when it gets to 20m that some of us will be able to afford it. When it is your time to go, you will go.

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@harleyma_

6 months

Eid Mubarak #Eid2024

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@harleyma_

6 years

Islam is such an interesting religion, like you keep learning new things...

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@harleyma_

1 year

6 years a lecturer So far so Alhamdulillah

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@harleyma_

1 year

Ramadan ✅ Missed fast ✅ Shawwal ✅ Phew!

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@harleyma_

4 years

Hey Guys! Check out my love story 😁 😍

Family is Everything!

@FamilyTips___

4 years

HOW WE MET Sometime in late 2014, before the general election, a friend, added me to a whatsApp group. It was one of these political/lawyer groups in support of the vice President. On the group, I saw this guy in shades and commented 'who is this fine boy o’

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@harleyma_

6 years

So Islamically they said if you guide someone to doing good deeds, you'll also get rewards for that good deed... So if i encourage someone to observe Salat, I'll get reward for that Salat too?and including mine of course... Brethren, don't forget Zuhr prayer in 3hours 😁

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@harleyma_

7 years

During exam in the UK, while entering the exam Hall, a woman called me to a corner and asked for permission for us to go to a secluded place to remove my Hijab to be sure there's no incriminating item therein. Followed her, wore it back and went to the exam hall.

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@harleyma_

1 year

Shebi it is Ayo akari that was said and not “ti e na a de” (yours too will come) . The Ayo akari isn’t necessarily for you. It just means the joy will circulate. And when it’s circulating, you can bend your head. Simple.

Mórìn

@0morinsola

1 year

You’d congratulate someone for something and the next thing is ‘Ayo a kari’.What makes you think I want the Ayo? Just say thank you. There’s a way our culture shapes us that we think everyone wants what you want or perceive as a joyful thing. Sometimes a thank you is just enough

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@harleyma_

6 months

You think people who take their 1-5 year old to school don't know that they aren't learning anything serious in school...Loool Have you stayed at home for 8 hours with two children under age 5 before? You go hear am 🤣🤣

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@harleyma_

4 years

I got balloons today! Alhamdulillah 🎉🎊😍 It’s my birthday 🎂

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@harleyma_

7 years

It will be over for you

Nwoke ga agbambo

@UbaSocrates

8 years

If you don't find love this year low key it's over for you

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@harleyma_

2 years

Na person wey no get problem dey target only odd night for this last 10 nights sha. If you get wetin dey do you, you’ll tighten your belt for all the nights…

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@harleyma_

6 years

Slept with an empty stomach last night coz of watching weight.. The hunger that woke me up this morning no get part 2, mo ya lo te ba... e ma pami

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@harleyma_

1 year

Ya Salam! Ease my affairs

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@harleyma_

3 years

Oh Allah, protect me from sickness of the heart (envy, arrogance and show off)

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@harleyma_

6 years

Living alone is bliss...like you are the alpha and Omega of your apartment and time, lie down from morning till night and press phone without anyone yelling at you... finish eating, and putting the plates beside your bed..going about in your birthday suit...

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@harleyma_

4 years

Ya Allah, ease my affairs and grant me genuine happiness

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@harleyma_

5 years

Ya Allah please make this boy a source of joy to me

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@harleyma_

6 years

Bible says don't commit fornication, same bible says don't kill... Why do people fornicate and stay away from murder ? Are both not sins? Why can't you just be killing people since you are already fornicating...?

Genius Joker NGNO 🇳🇬🇳🇴

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6 years

Shout out to my Muslim friends who have had sex before marriage but can't eat pork because it's a sin 😏😏😏

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@harleyma_

3 years

Oh Allah, grant your perfect cure to those who are sick

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@harleyma_

7 years

Mum is ready for all her 4 Owambes today....😂😁

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@harleyma_

4 years

This abiyamo journey is not easy o.... 😥May God Almighty not deny us the reward that comes with it... Ameen

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@harleyma_

5 years

Solution to zina is meant to be Nikkah...but unfortunately, it's not...married people committing zina on a reg...

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@harleyma_

6 years

Uni Classmates are not only getting married , they have even started 'borning' their Second children... Some of us don't even know what a ring looks like... O ti da 😁

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@harleyma_

6 years

Borrowed our maiguard 1k some weeks ago, got back home recently to find out he had resigned, but he gave my mum 1k to give me. Mum wasn't even aware of the loan, I had even forgotten. Such sincerity ❤️

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@harleyma_

4 months

Having your own money doesn't preclude you from seeing shege, but it gives you a soft landing.

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@harleyma_

5 years

My Dad actually followed me every where... Followed me to Lagos for NLS registration To NYSC camp To airport/came for masters grad followed me to collect my 1st employment letter Followed to collect my 2nd employment letter too 😀😀

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@harleyma_

5 years

The day the christain girl entered the mosque during Jummah in the month of Ramadan (pretended like she was a muslim) and started shouting "give your life to Christ" while the salat was going on Oh my!

sage.

@modolu_

5 years

Tweet your most random university of Ibadan experience.

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@harleyma_

5 years

@AntoLecky I shot on WhatsApp, he ignored...months later, he shot on BBM I ignored...2years later he started shooting sporadically and I yielded...

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@harleyma_

4 years

My cute son is ONE today, Alhamdulillah 💙

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@harleyma_

4 years

I’m about to deal with an IG vendor, so I have changed my Bio to “I be lawyer trouble na my work” 😀

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@harleyma_

6 years

I think an average woman is most times ready for marriage regardless of how much she is earning, as long as she has a source of income she is automatically ready for marriage. But for the men, not just a job, it has to be a well paying job.

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@harleyma_

5 years

Hey God! Amen ooo

Dr Dípò Awójídé

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5 years

Very soon, you will look back and just laugh over all the things you are worried about today.

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6 years

Ya Allah, grant me good health, long life and prosperity

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@harleyma_

6 years

I like the Alfas that coordinates the Nikkahs in my house sha...no time for 'serenren'...do what you have to do and get it done fast... The way my Dad will be making signs at them sef "oya oya oya Kia Kia Kia" 😂😂😂

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@harleyma_

6 years

My students have started calling me Mrs Halimah 💃💃😀😀

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@harleyma_

4 years

3 years at my job today.... So far so Alhamdulillah

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@harleyma_

6 years

David, how far tomorrow na @iam_Davido anything for me your birthday mate? Bo ti e se 100k give away 😁

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@harleyma_

5 years

Bathed my baby for the first time today... By the time we finished, I became confused on who bathed who, whether na him bath me, or na me bath him...🤷

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@harleyma_

4 years

With motherhood, I now understand it when mothers say they want to wait for 2-3 years before they have a another baby... and also, when they say they want to have all their children in quick succession

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@harleyma_

6 years

Looool, everyone wants someone whose deen is on fleek... But if Spirikoko Alfa comes to you and says No pictures, No make up, No braids etc...you'll probably take to your heels 😁

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@harleyma_

6 years

Ah, entered one office today, the woman looked at me and said "wow you are so beautiful, and you aren't even wearing make up " .... Chai, that statement entered me, I smiled...😁

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@harleyma_

4 years

My parents 34th wedding anniversary today... Alhamdulillah 💜💜

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@harleyma_

6 years

More like Ooni of iFair

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@harleyma_

6 years

When my husband was spraying the live band people yesterday, didn't even know when I shouted ,"Haa Otito Otito" 😂😂 make he no spray all our money finish abeg

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@harleyma_

6 years

One thing about people who have gone on Hajj before is that they never stop talking about Makkah...they never stop talking about how beautiful and organized the place is...5years after, my mum just gave me another Makkah gist this morning again...

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@harleyma_

4 years

People tend to give “how to survive advice to a bride instead of “how to be “happily married” advice... Why so? 🙄

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@harleyma_

8 years

LL.B (Ibadan), B.L LL.M (Commercial and Maritime Law; Swansea Uni) I dey find job Please RT, my employer may be on your Timeline. Thanks

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5 years

Ya Allah, ease my affairs...

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@harleyma_

6 years

You people be downplaying your achievement Matric is not achievement Undergraduate graduation is not achievement Masters graduation is not achievement Call to bar is not achievement Marriage is not achievement So what exactly make you happy in this life?

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@harleyma_

3 years

As you are asking Allah for forgiveness during these last nights, remember to forgive your fellow human beings too.

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@harleyma_

6 years

Marry her, she is a gentle girl... Marry him, he is a gentle guy... That is how you'll find yourself in a boring marriage.

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@harleyma_

7 years

Dear Muslims, Pay up your debts... It's very important. Or let's people around you know that you are in debt (so they can help you pay after your demise), if you die with debt on your neck and your debtor doesn't forgive you after your death...hmmm, OYO is your case o

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@harleyma_

5 years

Why cheat on someone you don't wanna lose with someone you don't wanna keep?

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@harleyma_

4 years

ease my affairs grant me genuine happiness answer my prayers 🙏

Emerald 💚 هداية

@Mz_Tosyn

4 years

Ya Allah!

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@harleyma_

5 years

Our night has turned to day... Our day has turned to night... We have collected work Alhamdulillah

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@harleyma_

6 years

Ya Allah, ease my affairs!

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@harleyma_

6 years

Shebi it is someone that even has husband that will be arguing about kneeling down *ish Me that haven't received any call this morning... Taahh

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@harleyma_

6 years

Sometimes when I attend owambes and get back home and while removing my make up et al, I think about the whole paparazzi/expenses I went through in order to look peng for the occasion and I ask myself...okay, is that all, like really, its over ? ...

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@harleyma_

5 years

PhD at 31 in a Nigerian University ❤️👏🎉

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@harleyma_

4 years

Chai... Baby money na correct money oo! Chai... my son made like 300K But I don borrow am 😁

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@harleyma_

4 years

Ru’

@nkayokwudiri

4 years

4 looks anybody?

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5 years

This time last week, I was busy looking for foods that will induce Labour...this week, I'm looking for food that will help with lactation...

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@harleyma_

4 years

Motherhood is vigilante work o

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@harleyma_

7 years

Loool, People think it's only Deeper life christains that have issues with the NYSC khaki trousers. Muslims have issues with it as well, but we've found a way around it by making the trousers baggy,and trying to have our hijab cover the bosom to extent.

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@harleyma_

6 years

So because I was playing with my mind yesterday that maybe I should join light Sahur twitter that was why God decided to wake me up at 4:30 abi ? Mo fo dide lori bed, mo ya sare lo te eba

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@harleyma_

5 years

My students giving me feedback on how much they enjoyed and ate at my wedding party... One said he ate 3 different times, another said his own reach 6 times 😀

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@harleyma_

6 years

Btw, I hope you guys know that Islam doesn't allow that kneeling down and prostrating nonsense 😂

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@harleyma_

6 years

There is this student who does the Jumm'ah sermon in my school...mhen, I'm always in awe of his intelligence every time I listen to him. That boy is knowledgeable, Ma Sha Allah 😍

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@harleyma_

4 years

What my mum has been doing for me for the past two weeks ehn, it is only Allah that can help me reward her abundantly ❤️

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@harleyma_

4 years

I love this boy so much, mo ti fe kiss e pa 😍

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@harleyma_

6 years

Woow woow, I'm in my room now and I can hear our maiguard professing his love to his babe over the phone... Aaaww this is so good to hear...eeemmoshh...😁 He's sounding quite romantic oo... How far you ?anyone done call you this morning?

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@harleyma_

7 years

Alhamdulillah

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4 years

Our Lord, heal the sick and strengthen the weak

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6 years

May Allah bless us with good and God fearing children. May they not be an embarrassment to us.

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@harleyma_

5 years

It is me that will flood timelines with my wedding posts ❤️

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@harleyma_

7 years

Islam frowns at going to Alfa's house to help you pray or check whether a particular thing is good for you or nah.... Sit in your house and do your own prayer yourself!

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@harleyma_

4 years

Yup... two good people may just be incompatible, unfortunately

Rofeeeey

@rofeeheart_mide

4 years

That a marriage fails doesn't mean the couples are bad people

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5 years

So a woman complained on a group about how her hubby leaves the room to go sleep in the sitting room whenever their baby starts crying at night leaving her alone to take care of the baby... And many women commented that that's how the men are .... hmmm, nawao

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1 year

Because they didn’t give him professor in OAU, it means the standard is high in OAU? Lool After he left UI, Man has gone ahead to become a Vice Chancellor of a Private Uni and has become a Senior Advocate of Nigeria. OAU just wanted to dull him, and good he left.

Buddy ☀

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1 year

@VillageParrot One of our law lecturers left OAU as an Associate Prof. Immediately he got to UI he was made a Prof and became the Dean of faculty of law not long after. OAU no dey dash Prof anyhow. The standards are higher.

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@harleyma_

4 years

Mhen, when someone rants about the problem they are going through in their marriage, please resist the urge to say "you caused it yourself, you knew all these and still went ahead to marry him/her" Its hurt more 😥

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@harleyma_

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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@harleyma_

6 years

So my mum said she didn't wear good clothes for my naming ceremony... So she deserves to Slay hard on my wedding day...said "Halimah, I deserve to wear 1mllion naira dress on your wedding day" aaaaww 😍

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@harleyma_

4 years

I just remembered growing up, my grandma was the Fajr alarm of our street, she goes to mosque every morning for Fajr, and on her way she shouts repeatedly “edìde ekirun, asiko asuba to”(wake up and pray, it’s time for Fajr salat) till she gets to the mosque...😁

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@harleyma_

4 years

The first few days i started sitting like this, it was painful...but not anymore.... Alhamdulillah

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@harleyma_

5 years

During labour, (around 9cm) when they were bringing baby's things out of my luggage in preparation of his arrival, one lady asked me which of the clothes do I want baby to wear? I was like shuoo??? See kweshion , is baby coming to do fashion parade??? Abeg pick anything jare 😀

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7 years

Terry Mango, the mother of the H &M boy doesn't see anything wrong with the racist sweat shirt.... Well, I don't expect her to see anything wrong with it, they have been paid a huge sum of money. Person wey don chop dodo, no fit talk ododo....

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