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Harihar

@harihar_goswami

1 year

JAB BARBIE MET OPPENHEIMER.

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Harihar

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1 year

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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Harihar

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7 months

juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kahin baaki hai

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Harihar

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3 months

finally saw monkey man. loved it.

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Harihar

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5 months

People underestimate the power of little wins. Big wins hardly come by. But the little wins keep you going. Every single day. The presentation that looks good. That workout. The coffee flavour that’s yours. The book that’s now finally being read. Every tick is a wrinkle less.

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Harihar

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6 months

K DRAMAS.

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Harihar

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3 months

years ago, iranian filmmaker majid majidi had said that india's problem is that it doesn't tell indian stories. @raodyness ' #laapataladies does exactly that. a sweet, deceptively simple, feel good yet nuanced film with a story that puts a smile on your face. watch on netflix.

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Harihar

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3 months

SOM-WAR kyun nahi rukwaate papa?

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Harihar

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11 months

by far one of the best twitter exchanges ever.

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Harihar

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1 year

this scene from roma lives rent free in my head.

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Harihar

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3 years

@SHREkxYAS I chose Arsenal because the jersey was yellow and it was the default team on Fifa because alphabetically. I've been suffering since 16 years.

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Harihar

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3 months

you’re a fool who knows nothing about mental issues and kids with disabilities.

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Although harsh, Ishaan's father makes sense when he sees Ishaan not living upto his bare minimum expectations and just being lost in his own artistic world. Not to mention he's an Awasthi, and comes under unreserved category ("kaise barabari kar payega duniya ke saath").

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Harihar

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6 years

@IndiGo6E @sa_lil Beautiful. As per your revised policy, do you also charge for oxygen masks in case the plane loses altitude quickly? Do let me know so that I can carry my own.

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Harihar

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6 months

if gulzar was a woman: jeene ke liye socha hi nahi mard sambhaalne honge.

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Harihar

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7 months

you see pasta but you think pan masala

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Harihar

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1 year

NO FUCKING WAY

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Harihar

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3 years

@nocontextfooty PES 2022

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Harihar

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6 months

STOP comparing your faces & bodies to actors. that is their bread and butter. you spend 12 hours a day slogging on screens. their entourage sculps them + photoshop. their look is their profession. don't fall for it. i know A listers who can't attach a video to an email. let go.

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Harihar

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@sukumar_md @vinayaravind the gujarat model

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6 months

swanand kurkure.

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Harihar

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5 months

so many single people whose parents are getting old feel this constant dread and fear of being left all alone - with the sense of 'home' slipping out of their hands like sand.

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Harihar

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3 months

@taesdawn26 the best ever breaking of the fourth wall in my opinion.

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3 years

@FootyHumour The Unsackables.

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Harihar

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4 years

@fayedsouza Your dp looks left, this looks right - quite unbiased must say!

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Harihar

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1 year

this one shot is so political, complete ashutosh’s genius. says so much about pre independence india. a quick thread.

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Harihar

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5 years

In India, to have sex with a girl, you need everybody's consent, apart from her's. You see what the problem is?

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Harihar

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7 years

Ravi Shastri and Virat Kohli. Still a better love story than Twilight.

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Harihar

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6 years

@MallikaDua @Zakirism Hi Mallika. Valid point. But don't you think this might not be the best time to make this about economics and equal pay? Because there are multiple arguments with and against that, based on economics. Isn't Sexual Harassment the bigger issue that needs attention right now?

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Harihar

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7 years

My tribute to #ShaheedBhagatSingh .

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Harihar

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1 year

fuck you ted lasso season 3 episode 11 for giving 7 crying moments in 1 hour.

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Harihar

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2 months

ab bolo bhi. mujhse mann ki baat nahi karoge toh kisse karoge? haan?

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Harihar

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3 years

The art of earning.

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Harihar

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6 years

@AksharPathak *Sanjeev Kapoor's brother in law enters* Sanjeev: Ma-Sala aa gaya!

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Harihar

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6 years

@Arsenal @joel_campbell12 Perez, Campbell - wasted. Never got a proper chance to show their talents.

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1 year

everything everywhere all lagaan at once.

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Harihar

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4 years

Talk about your mental health. Talk about someone else's too. Talk about the ones who struggle every day. Talk about caregivers. Talk about their families. Talk about what they go through.

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Harihar

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2 years

@shreemiverma Also apparently Gandhi never said it.

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profanity.

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5 years

@klpe The Accidental Chowkidaar.

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3 years

@piersmorgan He has no idea about your mental health experience, but you understand everything about Naomi's? Hence proved.

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Harihar

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3 years

@ArsenalHome @SHREkxYAS Always. ❤️

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Harihar

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2 years

@shahnawazk The beauty of Lagaan is that the documentary that shows the making of the film is probably as good a film as the original one.

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Harihar

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3 months

@IndieKnopfler I’m shocked people think congress even stands a chance.

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Harihar

@harihar_goswami

6 years

@ShashiTharoor @Nidhi @Twitter Dad in 90s: Dictionary se ek word roz yaad kara karo for vocabulary. Dad in 2018: Shashi Tharoor ko Twitter pe follow karo for vocabulary.

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Harihar

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7 years

PM: We Must Remove Poverty From India. Public: Namo! Namo! Snapchat CEO: India is a poor country. Public: Gandu! Gandu! #boycottsnapchat

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Harihar

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (he's a bitch of a son)

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Harihar

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3 months

bhai ye kya banda hai. this is an artistic revolution which will be remembered for years to come.

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Harihar

@harihar_goswami

6 years

@Shehla_Rashid My ode to liberalism. What say?

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Harihar

@harihar_goswami

1 year

I’m sorry but alia gets needless hate. She is easily one of the best young actors in the country. There is a bias because a director loves her and you love to hate everything that that particular director loves.

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Harihar

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6 years

Dear Fellow Indian Men, It is possible and very likely that like me, the Indian #MeToo movement has left you confused and most likely with a lot of questions. *Are we all bad? *Is this really sexual harassment? *Him too? So on and so forth. Understandable, but not justified.

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Harihar

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5 months

hoga drake hoga bieber, sadda ta ae hi aa, diljit.

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Harihar

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4 years

@TroopzAFC He gave it a go. No big deal.

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Harihar

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3 years

@Saisailu97 Here's my grandparents dancing with your grandparents.

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mood.

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@apparitionnow waiting for kahoon main agar

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Harihar

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5 years

@FootyAccums Henry Suarez Drogba In that order if you please.

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1 year

@whysaharsh Impossible to make this video today. Shows how low we’ve fallen.

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5 years

Khamosh. #IndiaAgainstCAA #IndiaAgainstCAB #NoMoreFascism #ArtAgainstFascism

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Harihar

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3 years

@hoforabel Dhruv Rathi walked so that Beer Biceps could run.

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Harihar

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1 year

@amangupta0303 Isse LinkedIn na banaaye. 🙏

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Harihar

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6 years

@DilliDurAst 'Army is anti national.' - BJP

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Harihar

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10 months

@pundmentlyflawd When bhansali makes a horror film.

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Harihar

@harihar_goswami

1 year

parasite wasn't bong joon ho's best film. naatu naatu wasn't even india's best song last year. jai ho wasn't rahman's best song. films like 'the artist' , 'green book' and 'king's speech' have won oscars in recent years. oscars have always been a pr game. all awards are.

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Harihar

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5 years

@kunalkamra88 Uhh, but Vir Das is pretty good? If audience remembering jokes was the criteria for being a good stand up, Kapil Sharma would be the best in the world.

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Harihar

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3 years

@Cringeshwari Aggarwaal? Agrawal? Agarwaal? Aggrawal? Agarwal? Aggrawaal? Guess we'll never know.

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Harihar

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6 years

The real harassers of Bollywood are finally being brought out - Subhash Ghai, Sajid Khan. There's more. There's more. Bollywood - #TimesUp . GET READY TO FACE THE MUSIC.

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a film that deserved so much more.

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Harihar

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1 year

friendly reminder: people who have been a part of your suffering will always have less/no empathy for you, because it reminds them of their guilt.

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Harihar

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11 months

i will never be over this scene from la la land. that pain. uff.

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Harihar

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4 months

@krazyfrog he actually dropped more bangers. ganga, jugni, dilli and some more.

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Harihar

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1 year

PUBLIC: we need deeper bollywood love stories. BOLLYWOOD:

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Harihar

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2 years

@afcstuff @sr_collings Do you have drones?

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Harihar

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7 years

@sambitswaraj Mr. Sambit Patra, just to raise a question... By your standards, following/reading Times of Islamabad should make you anti-national! Right?

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1 year

very, very personal piece.

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Harihar

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@AGirlOfHerWords I don't get offended, but I definitely don't agree. I have a problem with most such generalizations, including this. Considering how we men have treated women over the years, the reaction or outlook is understandable, but I think the discourse will evolve with time.

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Harihar

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1 year

@apparitionnow Priyadarshan ki picture ka climax.

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Harihar

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5 years

@ndtv Must say, I have never heard Narendra Modi speak with such grace and make such sense. Good to see a leader behaving like one. I hope my country reciprocates the same sentiment and we can put an end to this madness - an fight terrorism together.

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Harihar

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7 years

@ArsenalMoh8 Seriously. You don't have to hate the guy to want change. I want change, but I love Wenger from the bottom of my heart.

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Harihar

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1 year

THIS at India Art Fair.

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Harihar

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2 years

#PhoneBhoot is a fantastic escapist, senseless film. If you like senseless laughs, this one’s for you.

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Harihar

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3 years

@afcstuff @Thomaspartey22 @Sam_Wilson2 I think we really need to be asking more questions of Partey. Immensely average. No fight shown till now except on the conditioning coach?

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Harihar

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3 years

@filmfare But we are literally NOT SUPPOSED TO COME TOGETHER!!!

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Harihar

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6 years

@DilliDurAst @kdrajagopal It makes saffron look pale in comparison.

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2 years

@Paromitabardolo Hahahahha straight out of a sitcom!

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Harihar

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1 year

4. and in between these two egos, as is true even today, the janta gets screwed, fighting for basic survival. a political reality of exploitation and capitalism that exists all over the world even today. fin.

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Harihar

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3 months

also, ravi kishen is a dynamite of an actor and should get more roles that explore his acting.

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Harihar

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4 years

@Nidhi Yup. All the hate the show is getting is because we don't like to see ourselves on screen. We don't like to hear people say the things we do, people act like the families we see all around us and all that. The show has served the international stereotype - because it's real.

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Harihar

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7 years

@ChiliPeppers This is Professor Quirrell holding a guitar with Voldemort reading out the notes. What say @jk_rowling ?

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