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hari | (they/he)

2 years

the fact that my teachers talk in terms of alpha and beta males to explain toxic masculinity is v distasteful. what about the sigma males??? if you're gonna get into the omegaverse, please keep up.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

@No_1futbolfan @creepydotorg not all women :)

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

anyone who has ever worn a saree can tell u it's a headache in so many ways. it restricts ur movement, adds bulk, & u need to constantly be aware where the pallu & pleates are going. it's not v functional, which is why ppl opt for pants etc. but it's j aesthetics for him🥰😍

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@nuts2406

5 months

Did anyone stop him from wearing a dhoti kurta?

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

@jehanpradhan5 @tishasaroyan and you'd think and research on your own before gobbling up any ideology others give you if you had the same critical thinking.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

@gow_ah @SparkNotes sparknotes be like:

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

@Vyom1947 surely it isn't. but by the same logic, humanities people can also do whatever stem people can. they both can do things in each others discipline but ... with practice and learning. humanities is not as easy as it's made out to be.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

@sumiiiiittt yeah, i wonder who is responsible for all the latest changes being made to humanities courses that make it worse for the field... hm ah yes the ugc chairman who, surprise surprise, is a stem prof.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

@SparkNotes Oedipus be like:

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

@ImAlwaysRight33 1. sure, stem peeps could probably think. i would hope so. but like why do they need to bash humanities always? why do they have the need to state themselves as superior?

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

saw someone apply LIQUID LINER in the metro and not poke their eyes out. I'M IMPRESSED.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

this is on a v serious note, if you live in delhi and have a pet, please invite me over. home cooked food and a pet is all I need rn.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

also people need to realise that women also grow hair??? and yes that includes hair around the upper lip, chin, and cheeks. i get a moustache every two weeks. she's a high schooler; let her live ffs.

Ansh

@Pvt_insaann

5 months

Ppl who are making fun of her are the one who couldn't even score 80% in their board exams. Idk her but I'm sure she will be successful in her life and with time she will glow up and will make everyone silent with her hardwork.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

ONE OF THE ILLUSTRATORS HERE IS DRAWING CATS AND KITTENS AND I CANNOT FOCUS ON MY WORK

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

ykw my mother never made me feel good about my looks, so now I'm overtly confident and narcissistic just to spite her.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

CHONK SKETCH

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

me having adhd is constantly swinging around in my revolving chair while everyone sits still in my office.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

how do queer people in corporate deal with the heavy hetronormativity present in the office?? everyone keeps misgendering me, they talk in binary cis terms, the ambiguous homophobia, it's suffocating. I'm breaking down.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

I hope king charles III goes down like his namesakes 🥰

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

HE DREW A CIRCLE FOR THE KITTENS BODY,,,,,, KITTENS ARE ROUND CHONKS CONFIRMED

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

love how the only time my partner checks twt is when I very specifically ask him to check my tweets

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

the c in corporate stands for crying and e is for enjoying employee's tears

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

@jehanpradhan5 @tishasaroyan okay go build a shrine for him with your STEM knowledge. why are you fighting w a stranger online?

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

not me listening to classical music to help my shit brain focus, and accidentally romanticising my studies.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

I love dogs :D

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

@Vyom1947 the same way a humanities major can only grasp the basic of stem, that same way a stem major can only grasp the basic. there's rigorous learning and training required. humanities also have their technical terms like negative capability, anthropomorphism, dialogism etc.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

Today I realised that I am Mr Darcy because istg I too 'have not the talent which some people possess, of conversing easily with those I have never seen before' and mess up w/ the people I'm interested in. lol bye.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

it's always morally correct to bully cishet men for being cishet.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

twt should have a dislike button because some if y'all deserve it ngl.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

my friends keep telling me the shortest metro routes, but what if I like the long route?? what if I looooove metro?? what if I just want to sit in the metro and listen to music and just have a good time huh?? what then??

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

NOW HE'S DOING A PUPPY

hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

ONE OF THE ILLUSTRATORS HERE IS DRAWING CATS AND KITTENS AND I CANNOT FOCUS ON MY WORK

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

I think I can say I've officially entered my hoe era. only the real ones know why ;)

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

put my insta username on bumble just for entertainment and followers. I should have done this earlier ngl.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

I keep introducing my different friends to each other & now it feels like we're all relatives?? like these bitches be sending memes, having inside jokes, ranting, and idk what else I think it's because of my lack of familial bonds but ANYWAY it's so wholesome

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

one of my friends is drunk calling me and I finally get why everyone like me drunk calling them... IT'S SO CUTE

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

June was cruel to me and almost all my friends. Every loved one is going through something after another. I hope July will be kinder to us all 🌻🧿

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

some of y'all have extremely low standards of 'sluttiness'

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

I just read a tumblr post about making your own gods and praying to them. so my question is what all suggestions ya got?

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

tw: mental illness, su!c!de, homoph0bia twts implying that being lbgt+ is the reason why mental illnesses and/or su!c!des are so prevalent in our community and therefore something to avoid is sucha dumb conclusion and manipulation of facts (1/n)) #WhySoProud

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

my daily schedule:

Dimpyyy

@dimpsbub

3 years

Grievance , pain , sorrow , tears , agony

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

my crush said 'one sip of sprite and they [Victorian authors] are done'. I think she's the one.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

I won, everyone else can go home.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 months

wrote a research paper on opindia and can attest that this is 100% true. they have admitted it themselves. they will do anything to bring forth rw agenda.

IndiaExplained

@IndiaExplained

3 months

One thing I deeply respect about OpIndia is that they don't even pretend to be a legitimate media organization, unlike India Today, Republic, Times Now etc. Their motto is: hum kutte hain aur ham jhooth bolte hain

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

anyone who has litcrit:

Kirti Kalra

@pancakween

2 years

I regret choosing lit crit 2 with all my brain, heart and sleep cells.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

gonna start asking people to pick me up on the train station and call it a date bec none of my friends are available and I have travel anxiety.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

I just want a handsome feminine-looking wizard with earrings to say 'That's my girl' to me, is that too much to ask for?

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

the chai at my office... subhanallah 🤌🤌🤌

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

I think I should text my mother more often.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

I am he.

queer lit bot ✒️

@queerlitbot

3 years

He wanted pure compliments, just as he wanted unconditional love Alan Hollinghurst, The Line of Beauty

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 months

those who grew up getting pocket money from parents, really think it's a universal concept

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

Day 5 of June: booked two train tickets today, missed both of them, having a chillass break down.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

saw 5 tweets abt a friend's friend's love life and idk her but I'm invested and v happy for her???

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

y'all are go on dates on valentines, imma go vote on valentines... we're not the same bro

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 months

may UP pull through till the end the way it is so far, because this is the best opportunity to reclaim ourselves PLEASE

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@omnirodent

3 months

if UP holds like it currently is, i swear no more UP slander ever

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

my mother needs to realise that my academic peak was in like 4th class and stop forcing me to give entrances everytime I call her.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

I love the concept of writing letters, but do I gotta tell you some anecdotes and how I am and all?? why can't we just send each other random poetry we found here and there??😔😔

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

please watch this. this is the funniest shit.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

everyday I'm strugglin

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

i have a dog personality not in the 'im super sweet and friendly w everyone' way, but in the 'i have teeth that could tear off ur skin but im showing u mercy by being nice and refusing to do so' way.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 months

sanghis will come up w/ any reasons but see faults w/ modi bec my parents have been saying that farmers had no issues, it was a khalistani ploy, opposition had given supari against modi losing, & ofc blaming the rural, lower classes by saying they're uneducated and stupid.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

🏳‍🌈✨❤ ... this literally tells you all about me as a person

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

5 months

me @saddsnacc 🤝 not caring abt our allergies (cats & lactose)

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

?????????????????????

fatima⋆

@fatimanaeemkhan

3 years

this!!!

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

is someone into future prediction or sumthin? Need a quick check on what the fuck is going on. Thx.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

@saddsnacc imma just put it out there

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

me: I'm like so insensitive. nothing can make me cry. my heart is stone okay. I have zero emotions. also me, literally five minutes into any Ghibli movie, visibly crying: THIS!! IS!! SO!! PRETTY!!

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

outings like these make me feel alive 😩😩

abhilash chetia wanniang

@UncleLash

2 years

A really pleasant evening with my amazing friend @hari_uwu_

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

I would sacrifice my soul to get even 1% of the pure bliss and magic that a Ghibli movie has.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

she be like oh so you think your very pretty or something? like yes, I absolutely am. I'm freaking gorgeous. do better.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

I love how efficient I am. Had an emotional breakdown at 1, exercised at 2, and now chatting up with my relatives at 3. AM. Just gotta love the hustle.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

kinda rude of my friends to not try to randomly set me up with their friends... just saying 👀

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

me when my friends don't reply to my texts instantly

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

i might be a bisexual/queer, but i believe in asexual supremacy. I said it.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

I would like to exchange my funny for some mental stability. does anyone know the procedure for that?

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

sab nazar utaro btw 🧿

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

twitter, before pandemic: a place for arguments and funny tweets twitter, now: the backbone of Indian healthcare

Rana Ayyub

@RanaAyyub

3 years

Indian government should take lessons in empathy from Indian twitter. Twitter is the new Covid helpline in India, patients getting plasma, oxygen, hospital beds, guide on free food, everyone trying their best to pitch in by amplifying, making spreadsheets. Thank you EVERYONE ❤️

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

and family disown us, we are under constant fear of being beaten up, our rights are still scarce or non-existent, our identities have been used as either to stereotype us or as insults/jokes, and you wonder why we have issues (3/n) #WhySoProud

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

I been so irritated today, I can legit bitch abt anything and everything and anyone and everyone just gimme a topic/person.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

today I heard someone defend the #PetrolPriceHike by saying that they did it so people don't travel... because there's a pandemic... like sir the last time I checked we been in pandemic for a year now, ain't it a bit too late, eh buddy?

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

manifesting for y'all

Sappho Bot

@sapphobot

3 years

may you sleep on the breast of your delicate friend

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

I wanna be her so bad fr

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

ykw, it's not MY decisions that's making my life hell, it's my family's. everyday they wake up and decide to act like selfish bastards. istg. I will unalive myself one of these days.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

binge watching Ghibli movies wasn't the best idea, I am having trouble living my depressing life now.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

my friends' reason for not calling me up randomly is because they think my whatsApp status of 'text me before you call' is for them... TF IT'S NOT Y'ALL THE EXCEPTION I WILL SELL MY ORGANS TO TALK TO Y'ALL WHAT IS WRONG W Y'ALL????????????????????

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

feeling jealous of everyone who hasn't read Freud. never change.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

like... we suffer through these things not because we're part of the community but because we are bullied, abused, alienated, tortured, and even k1lled for being who we are. there is a lack of healthcare facilities for us, our friends (2/n) #WhySoProud

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

happy to see my juniors enjoying college life but also feeling sad for losing all of mine and facing zero sympathy from anyone and wanting to scratch my nails on a blackboard, and then skin my flesh off my bones, and then then drowning myself in a bucket of hcl and then sta—

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 months

@charlesthefool @tastefullysaucy i don't think they're justifying it. they're saying that labelling his actions as a result of mental illness a) downplays the inherent misogyny thats actually the reason he did that b) stereotypes legitimate mental health concerns. concepts of purity r patriarchal n misogynistic

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

4 years

he got a point

kurtis conner

@kurtisconner

4 years

if God really loves me then why has he NEVER taken me to a fancy steakhouse where he tries to make a move on me then I go “not so fast hot stuff u ain’t gettin lucky that easy 😏”

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

2 years

At the bottom right corner, we have a visual representation of my romantic interest, who is absolutely terribly horrified by this family chart but is being very brave about it. awh.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

taking facts and figures and then manipulating them to spew your own ideology which is just oH mY rELiGiOn sAiD iT wRoNg is absolute bullshit tactic. man idc what your religion says. I'd rather burn in hell w/ my community than be in heaven w/ jackasses like u (4/4) #WhySoProud

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

3 years

today my sister hinted towards her thinking that 'something is up' with me and I think she might be thinking I'm gay. idk how to feel about it.

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hari | (they/he)

@hari_uwu_

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