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hannah

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7 days

@nickgraynews Meanwhile, almost every single unmarried 28-32 year old woman I know would like to marry a 500 year old fae high lord.

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@OptionsJohnny @cooltechtipz I drove a RR Evoque for 10 years with no issues - the turbocharger finally died in January. Granted, I also only drove around 60k miles in that entire time.

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@bankof_amERICA @iamjasonlevin My tech bro bf is only allowed to listen to the all-in podcast via headphones in a different room.

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1 year

Ah right on schedule for the part of the afternoon where I feel an overwhelming urge to scream into a pillow

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@hannahhhhaha

1 year

Girls just wanna have fun on the farm

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@hannahhhhaha

1 year

I sent my Whoop back to wherest it came partially because it did a terrible job accurately tracking my sleep but mostly because I really hate wearing anything other than diamonds on my wrists.

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2 months

Finally, something useful to read

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3 months

@skylarromines My guess is that she doesn’t want a career but feels like she needs one to meet external expectations from potential dates, parents, friends, peers, etc. Hard to be motivated when it’s for something that doesn’t come from within. Focus on dating & hobbies.

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

6 months

All I see is a group of product managers bonding over morning standup and some water sprints

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6 months

my main theory for why atlassian products look and behave the way they do is because the people responsible for them are twenty minutes away from places like this

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19 days

I will think of this next time I find myself avoiding ~actual~ work by doing tasks such as scrubbing grout and flipping air vents over. Which reminds me - I do need to scrub the grout.

Deedy

@deedydas

20 days

Structured Procrastination is such a relatable essay by Stanford professor John Perry from 1995 that everyone should read. "The procrastinator can be motivated to do difficult, timely and important tasks, as long as these tasks are a way of not doing something more important."

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3 months

Hypereducated women who elect to be SAHMs - what will you teach your daughters? Will you encourage them to pursue a different vocation at all? How do you think your example will affect their ambitions or self-image?

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1 year

Is this supposed to impress me

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

2 years

What if god is the size of a polly pocket

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

2 months

Having a great week running my 9 figure startup (000,000,000)! Thinking about launching a course soon to teach you how I did it.

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@hannahhhhaha

2 years

Do I like grocery shopping because it is simply 21st century foraging and I am driven by a biological urge to gather?

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2 months

If their parents raised them to be alpha cells, diabetes would be eradicated.

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

1 year

I can’t stop imagining the product team at Bing on the cusp of hypomania shrieking “JUST SHIP IT” all so they could win this modern space race against Google

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@hannahhhhaha

2 years

Good thing he didn’t also ask me what my friends’ names are because I couldn’t remember any of those either

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

1 year

Windows don’t belong in bedrooms.

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

1 year

Calling my evening vitamins "nightamins" makes me love them like they're little pets. Sweet dreams my darling amino acids and adaptogens xoxo

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@hannahhhhaha

1 year

When I was 13 years old my defining characteristics were eating something like 9 sugar cubes a day and playing RuneScape for hours after school

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2 months

Every animal wishes it was a dog born in the United States to a DINK family

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

2 years

Someone asked me what I like to do for fun and I immediately had an existential crisis and yelled “I LIKE TO SEE MY FRIENDS AND READ” then he asked me what I was reading and I couldn’t remember the name of a single book in the entire world.

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2 years

Changed my headlights with my own two hands this evening and I just want to say that I can do something that chatGPT cannot.

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

1 year

Signed up for the waitlist so I can refer Sydney to my therapist

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@growing_daniel

1 year

what if controlling GPT is impossible and they can't stop it from being creepy. What then

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1 year

2-4am hangxiety 🤝

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

2 months

@JoshSabol Both: *don't reply*

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1 year

In my next life I hope I am a Keebler elf

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

1 year

“Same sauce just reheated” is the more evolved and less violent way to say “this fucking shit again”

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

1 year

I want everyone to know that I’m wide awake at 545 for my daily gym and cold plunge because I’m a #hustler and NOT because my sleep quality was affected by sake

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

1 year

My toxic trait is grocery shopping for myself like I’m a family of 5

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

2 months

Painting the kitchen black whilst singing along enthusiastically to my most emotional playlist (Evanescence, 2am, 100 Years, Sam Smith, Johnny Cash, old favorite Christian songs etc) #girlhood

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

1 month

Who is investing in Dell and was it this ad that convinced you

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

4 months

The Book of Job: Revised for the 20th Century

brian ji

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6 months

“by the time he was 69 years old, he had become one of the richest 400 people in the world, been married to his second wife for 35+ years, had eight wonderful children, countless grandchildren, and become one of the most respected business thinkers in history.”

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

2 months

Dirty Jobs walked so @sweatystartup could run

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

2 years

What I'm loving about Twitter so far is that it's just me talking to myself but with the added risk that someone I know might find this someday. It's like forgetting to burn your diaries before you die.

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

1 year

I should let my friends follow me on Twitter so I can start subtweeting them

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hannah

@hannahhhhaha

2 months

Also me: paints every wall black like depression cave

hannah

@hannahhhhaha

4 months

anxiety : action :: depression : creativity

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