Kris 🍓 Mae @kris__mae Twitter profile

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Kris 🍓 Mae

11 months

hey hotties what’s ur current adhd hyper obsession hobby ? mine is consuming literally any content I possibly can about failed 18th century marine/mountaineering expeditions

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@SafyHallanFarah Being told my entire life I’d be a disgrace to my entire family if I were a liberal is what kept me so conflicted and confused about my beliefs for so long. This shit is so damaging.

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I’ve seen some sad things in my life but @BasicallyIDoWrk sitting silently in a baking pan on the floor of his flooded studio has to be the saddest

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2 years

🎶 come on down 🎵

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2 years

big simping

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1 year

Pov: getting violently humbled by your own mother 🥲

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2 years

Marcel annoyed me this morning so I ate a nature valley bar on his side of the bed to assert dominance

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3 years

Me trying to flirt with @BasicallyIDoWrk

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2 years

@BasicallyIDoWrk This u?

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2 years

We were so stoked to pick up our @AlphaBetasShow comic at Pike Place Market today!

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2 years

I ordered a large Panera energy tea to meet the delivery minimum, and told @BasicallyIDoWrk he shouldn’t drink the whole thing because there’s like 1,000mg of caffeine in it. He drank it all in less than an hour and I’ve never seen him walk so fast

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2 years

My boyfriend drives a tuned purple Porsche and has the audacity to be annoyed when people stare

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2 years

The love you experience from a partner who tries to heal your inner child is truly unmatched 🥹🤍 (not pictured: the Christmas lights adorning our behemoth of a dehumidifier) @BasicallyIDoWrk I love you so much merry crisis

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2 years

Marcel ate French fries on our first date because he was such a picky eater. Tonight he said “this fancy butter is just okay” and tried nigiri for the first time. I turned a chiccy nuggie man into a foodie. I found the one man alive who can actually change

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1 year

tweeting this as he tries to troubleshoot my grandma’s broken tv. loving him every day of the year

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1 year

Very few things sexier than watching ur man hauling all the bags at the baggage carousel. HAWT

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2 years

Marcel had a dream he was covered in snakes and kicked me so hard in the shin im prob gonna bruise but he got me Starbucks this morning so all is well again

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1 year

Marcel and I have been to Costco together four times over the past year and every single time a Costco employee recognizes him and wants a photo 😂

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2 years

@I_AM_WILDCAT @BasicallyIDoWrk He didn’t want to come to this show

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1 year

Marcel said I’m not a real ally because I’ve never seen White Chicks

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2 years

Repost accounts keep stealing this clip Marcel took teasing me while I was writing a personal statement and me joking back about my MS and people in the comments keep saying “but having a masters doesn’t make you smart 😡😡😡😡” yet are too dumb to recognize a fucking joke lmaooo

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1 year

Me on a plane: ooh, look! We’re over Lake Erie! Marcel: what’s that Me: … a Great Lake Him: ok but what makes it that great tho

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2 months

@BasicallyIDoWrk WE ARE NOT EXPECTING. JFC MARCEL

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2 years

@BasicallyIDoWrk WE’RE NOT ENGAGED YALL we just celebrated my 30th bday. He’s gotta ask my momma first Maybe in 2023 though… ask Marcel 😉

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1 year

Marcel trying to speak Spanish could honestly be a comedy act

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4 months

OMG I WAS ON TV @SeattleKraken

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1 year

Marcel made the mistake of telling me he’s never seen any of the LOTR films so guess what we’re doing for the rest of the weekend

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1 year

Marcel fell asleep standing up and collapsed this morning so I’ve been calling him marcoleptic all day to deal with the trauma

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2 years

I’m so lucky

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2 years

Do you ever just look at your partner and think… damn these other bitches MISSED TF OUT

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2 years

I can’t tell if this is giving me confidence or body dysmorphia ??

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2 years

@BasicallyIDoWrk Green doesn’t match green?

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1 year

Every day I wake up and love him a little more 🥹

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6 years

@itssnaz_ Let’s also not leave out all of the cultural appropriation

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1 year

@jasminericegirl I love how I clarified strongest and he still said a whale 🙄

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2 years

“What’s the word when white people move in to a neighborhood?” - @BasicallyIDoWrk

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2 years

The Tinder Swindler and Bad Vegan have me concerned that my boyfriend isn’t the successful and charming YouTube personality and philanthropist @BasicallyIDoWrk and might just be some guy from Tacoma named Marcel ??? Can anyone confirm his identity pls I am panicking

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2 years

This morning’s update… our first floor feels like a science fair project that is also annoyingly loud

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2 years

Marcel promised he would take me to Philly to watch the Super Bowl if the eagles made it this year. I’m crying. We had a really rough few months so this win hits extra deep. See you soon, Broad Street #flyeaglesfly

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1 year

One thing about me is that if there’s an opportunity for me to shake my ass I’m going to shake my ass

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2 years

Treating celebrities like oddities who lack consent or personal space, and like they exist for your own personal consumption, is gross. I honestly feel like this reaction is totally valid

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Bad Bunny is under fire for throwing away a fan’s phone after they violated his personal space in the Dominican Republic.

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Kris 🍓 Mae

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4 years

@Katierz @FeministaJones @SafyHallanFarah Very similar situation here. I’m the only non-conservative in my entire family. My parents are divorced and my dad is very religious. My mom has some socially liberal beliefs but only votes conservative and is not receptive to new perspectives there. It’s extremely hard.

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1 year

Just had to explain to marcel that Philly and Pittsburgh are two different cities. I think I might be single now

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2 years

Buying a new build house is like playing darts except on the dart board is "which thing did they install poorly/cheaply" and you add a new one every few weeks

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2 years

Marcel and I have decided i am a new breed… Australian shepherd gf. Close cousin to the golden retriever bf; fun and energetic, but not afraid to bite, and needs daily enrichment or will start chewing the couch

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1 year

This winter was dark and sad and pushed me to my limits but today marcel wrapped me in my favorite blanket and drove me to get my favorite bagel and on the way there, we saw that the cherry trees are blooming. The sun is shining, and spring is coming, and it’s going to be okay 🌞

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1 year

am I entering my 30s gracefully? ya I think so. Currently researching orthopedic rave shoes, babes 😌

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2 years

@BasicallyIDoWrk Now tell them how you pronounced handkerchief

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2 years

Marcel adjusted the color temp on every recessed light in our house (we probably have 30+ of them) and after he finished every room I would turn them back on and shout OOOOH! LOOK HUN!!!!!

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Marcel will post things reading me to filth because that’s how we are, we love to laugh at ourselves, but none of these babies ever stick up for me on his… yet any time i post about marcel it’s “you shouldn’t be mad at him 😡😡” honey who is mad here

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1 year

Everyone wants big boobies until it’s wedding guest season and every dress you want to wear would look “vulgar” on you simply because of your body shape

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2 years

Marcel and I hit a new milestone in our relationship yesterday which in layman’s terms means I stood guard while he peed in a bush in the middle of downtown Tacoma at rush hour because he couldn’t hold it anymore

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@jasminericegirl Now he’s mansplaining all of the strongest animals to me send help

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2 years

@TLogo45 @BasicallyIDoWrk The temp was in the teens last night which caused a water pipe to burst in our house. We had 2” of water flood our first floor. Almost two months to the day after a tree fell on our house and cars 🫠

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@BasicallyIDoWrk Stay toxic, queens

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1 year

Age-appropriate sexual health education is not indoctrination. Teaching kids to love themselves is not grooming. Banning books, limiting educating, and criminalizing an identity is fascism

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1 year

An update: he googled “essential Black movies” and is going down the list asking me if I’ve seen each one

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2 years

Marcel (a normal person): can you please stop cleaning and sit down and relax Me (a person physically incapable of sitting still): cleaning is relaxing

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2 years

Jump scare

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1 year

Marcel learned about the bechdel test 30 minutes ago and has just been incredulously listing all of the movies that fail it

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2 years

You have to ask your man if he’d still love you if you were a worm? That energy is weak. Mine offers that info up unprompted as he’s bringing me my Starbucks. We are not the same

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1 year

Marcel and I got food poisoning from the movie theater popcorn last night and I ordered Starbucks from Uber eats this morning - driver delivered it to the wrong house. I quit

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2 years

@BasicallyIDoWrk I’m only guessing but he probably was fighting off our attack cat with one hand and writing this with the other

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2 years

It’s honestly wild how basically no one is doing well mentally rn 😭😭

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two months from now, I’ll be laying on my paddle board in the middle of a lake, absorbing the sun like a lizard, listening to music that makes me remember I’m alive. it’s that thought that’s keeping me going today ⛅️

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2 years

@Nilkski_ @BasicallyIDoWrk And the TL got this for free. Charity work

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Literally me to @BasicallyIDoWrk

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(Hot girl voice) can you do me a huge favor?

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Our entry and my car are pretty damaged. I’m okay, Marcel is ok, but I’m super shaken up. It would’ve killed us if we were outside. The force made a huge dent in our metal railing and my car is fucked, less than a month before I was trading it in

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Was going to boot up a stream but a tree fell on our house and cars. We are ok.

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Sometimes I forget that my boyfriend is a huge nerd and then I see him clackety clackin in front of his two fully built gaming PCs and I’m like 🥵

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2 years

@BasicallyIDoWrk @I_AM_WILDCAT Damn and I thought this vid was just for me 🥵

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1 year

This mf with his little apple laptop and Fix It Felix haircut starts off so credibly. Details the most logical and widely accepted theory. Supports the theory. Then goes completely haywire & now he’s telling me rogue Russians accessed a secure hatch with no one noticing?! Bro 🤡

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2 years

An update: our plumbers fixed the burst pipe so we have running water and heat. Having someone else come to handle the flood and assess the water damage, hopefully before the ice storm starts. Thanks so much to everyone to checked in and helped us we appreciate the heck outta u

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Marcel and I are rewatching Project Runway and tell me how a season 7 finalist literally said “my collection was inspired by 1940s German military” UMMMMM SIR … ????

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2 years

My boyfriend is a saint

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2 years

Summer 2017 i fell head over heels for this absolutely fantastic human. We connected instantly and in ways I never experienced. It was immediate and passionate. He shared he was in recovery and I was happy to support that. A few months in, I was the one to realize he relapsed.

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1 year

After experiencing exactly two Philly bars (not even particularly interesting ones, just two that happened to be close to our hotel) marcel said “damn Seattle really sucks”

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2 years

The craziest thing about Seattle weather is you can be in West Seattle and it’ll be drizzling, while Tacoma (30 minutes south) is simultaneously getting 5 inches of snow. It never gets plowed so you just have to wait for it to melt, which takes either 1 day or 8, no in between

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2 years

True love is your boyfriend cleaning dog poop off your sneaker in an airport bathroom sink

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2 years

I don’t think it’s fully set in that my team is going to the Super Bowl and Rihanna (one of my favorite artists ever) is performing the half time show 🥹

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@BasicallyIDoWrk just ran into the bedroom, handed me a bowl of popcorn, & said “I have to do some stuff rn but can you send me hailey/Selena content so I can stay updated?” I’m gonna marry this man

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2 years

Marcel told me today I’m a winter/summer girlie and he’s so right

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Just a heads up, the home decor website Homary is a scam 😤 @BasicallyIDoWrk

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1 year

It’s been 5 years and I will die on this hill, 2018 met gala theme will never be topped

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@Nilkski_ This is marcel. He says that knowing there isn’t an easily-accessible toilet nearby makes him have to pee. @BasicallyIDoWrk calling you out

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1 year

I’m not into celeb gossip but I’m a hailey hater so I’m enjoying watching her get aggressively humbled by the internet rn

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2 years

I (an extrovert) have traumatized my boyfriend (an introvert) so severely he panicked then he saw an old crudité on our kitchen island that I put there to throw out 😵‍💫

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2 years

Six years ago my toxic ex cheated on me when I was in LA for my bday and I still didn’t dump him for another 3 months 😂 to this day, I am still trying to figure out who tf was operating my brain in my early 20s

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2 years

Something about my man in a beanie drives me positively feral

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If I had to describe @BasicallyIDoWrk energy in one video it would be this

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2 years

A reality show where a woman goes on a date with a guy and then gets coffee with his ex afterward to hear the actual story Title it “The Audacity”

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1 year

you turn 30 and next thing you know, your Saturday night plans are googling gardening hats because you got a farmers sunburn

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I was so embarrassed to tell people I got lip filler the first time I did it back in 2017. But this isn’t 1995 we don’t lie about dying our hair anymore who gives a shit? Yes I get lip filler bc I’m Slovakian and have razor blade lips! And they looked beautiful before too!

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1 year

my hot Seattle girl nighttime routine is looking up the weather in a sunny city & letting it hurt my feelings

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2 years

Wild how men say women don’t have a sense of humor considering every time I post a silly TikTok esp about marcel they don’t understand it’s a fucking joke 😂

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You ever meet someone and are immediately like “I don’t know what it is about you that I don’t like bc I have no evidence for this but I just get the feeling you kinda suck?” and then turn out to be right

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rt in case anyone needs this today