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Patrick Batewoman | Paris N2-N3-N4

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@hamletincrisis
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@my_old_scarf it’s like the Old Testament/New Testament parallelisms
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@ukxsx @_binshi_ we always have
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I’m becoming a toxic maximalist 🥴
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@swiftiealyza It’s always nobodies with blue checks
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@hamletincrisis
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Let’s remember that Saad Hariri,a multimillionaire, didn’t donate a penny to the people. But gave $16M for a one night stand. His father, Rafic Hariri, built downtown Beirut at the expense of archeological treasures and of the citizens, especially the original ones of Downtown.
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@horrorlor the man literally got mad at selena for not sleeping with him 😭😭😭😭
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@rockstarronan my only problem is i wish you were criticizing the israeli govt as much as you’re criticizing hamas because both are equally bad tbh
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@halsey @taylorswift13 The oldest fans know that Halsey hated Taylor Swift’s guts when she dated Harry Styles so much that she made a parody of I Knew You Were Trouble 😂
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@hamletincrisis
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If you think I’m going to watch a movie just because they used a Coeur de Pirate song in the trailer then you’re 100% right.
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@williambowery21 are you trolling
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@swiftaydaught3r @Grey_AG literally me on my birthday every year
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@hamletincrisis
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2 years
@swiftisking I wear a suit in the workplace and I feel empowered. I wear casual clothes when I go out and I feel comfortable. Your point?
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@PopCrave SHE ALREADY WANTED TO LEAVE THE OCEAN TO DISCOVER THE HUMAN WORLD *BEFORE* SEEING ERIC
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@hamletincrisis
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Leb girls: settle for average idiots Also Leb girls: ugh men are trash WELL MAYBE JUST MAYBE IF YOU RAISE YOUR STANDARDS YOULL MEET SOMEONE WHO ISNT TRASH
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Friends and pants have noticed my determination
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@CrownedKenzie when i first saw hannah montana the movie in theatres my reaction was fangirling 😭😭 and i remember when a classmate in middle school said she didn’t like tay because she’s competing with hannah… i was speechless
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@hamletincrisis
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Girls with curly hair, keep your curls and stop straightening your hair.
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@thisisvertrying they were spotted at the ritz then took off in the evening according to an offline senior swiftie
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@ruinedbytaylor "fitness" 💀
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@swifferupdates @taylorswift13 this is why green day is still relevant today
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This little baby gave away his Eid money I can’t 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️
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@my_old_scarf you should be a music critic you always know the exact right thing to say
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@Sweetcaligurl07 @Texas_Crude dont hold your breath its been at 0 since 2017
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@vurnt22 @scnsualpolitics no one sacrificed anything for her so no
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@hamletincrisis
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If you want to fight me you have to go through @beatricepirate first
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@hamletincrisis
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Lebanon: where beer is cheaper than orange juice
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@shookswiftie My local record store is one jump from the window away I hope she visits
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@MadScoutMikey13 @TemajioB @suburbanjayla reread the main tweet sloooowly
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@hamletincrisis
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2 years
Don’t Forget to catch the French community on @GlobalBTCFest Podcasts. We provided all the interesting stories, the facts and private Bitcoin meet ups in France 🇫🇷 you won’t regret it!
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@hamletincrisis
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9 months
@Snipyy_ @swifferwins deactivate it’s the honorable thing to do
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@hamletincrisis
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6 years
A biological man participating in a female competition is cheating and if you disagree then you’re retarded and don’t really care about women’s rights.
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@MQNALlSA she was born to be a star
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@hamletincrisis
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4 years
Both are greedy and corrupt criminals. The father is neither a martyr nor a national hero, the son has literal 0 accomplishments. Public execution for everyone who has been in power. That’s the only way to go forward.
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6 years
WHY IS MY PROF SO CUTE I CANT
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@brittscapes we’re dancing round the kitchen in the ‼️REFRIGERATOR‼️ light
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2018 is almost over and some idiots still don’t understand the Trinity smh
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2 years
@futureofrep Celebrating a real victim’s win is a bad thing now?
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I’m giving French lessons to a Syrian man and I told him to pay me in tabbouleh
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Do Middle Easterns deserve to exist? I vote no.
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@hamletincrisis
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@HuffleBoy @tsgetaway2 we were WAITING and FIGHTING for days like this
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@theluckywill this is a good thing
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5 years
Who said you can’t be in group photos when you live thousands of miles away
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@hamletincrisis
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NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY THOT LEADER
@BridgetPhetasy
Bridget Phetasy
6 years
Bring it on, kids. I pay my taxes like a good citizen. Happy to highlight the irony of a bunch of unemployable losers living in their mommy’s basement who literally pay no taxes because they don’t even have a job snitching on their fellow Americans who do.
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@hamletincrisis
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Mesh 3a zawe2kon ya s3adin
@tayyar_org
tayyar.org
6 years
فوز مرشّح التيار عن مقعد الأقليات انطوان بانو في دائرة بيروت الأولى
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@thisisvertrying its the equivalent of talking shit about your friends behind their backs then hang out with them
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6 years
I’m calling y’all ‘it’ until you learn how to behave.
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@hamletincrisis
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7 years
Arabs who hate the US and Europe but live in the US and Europe... Do you know how hypocritical y’all are? IF YOU HATE YOUR HOST COUNTRY LEAVE THE FUCK OUT YOU ATTENTION WHORES
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@hamletincrisis
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@redandriveting @stateoftay16 no wayyyyy 😭😭😭😭
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@hamletincrisis
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Most non-Lebanese people will never understand how painful it is to hear your loved ones say “don’t come back, forget about this country. We’re living in hell. Just please make sure you’re okay and happy.”
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Once upon a time, lil me was mad at her parents and decided to leave the house. She got “dressed” and put monopoly money in her mini Monsters Inc. lunch box and went to the balcony. Parents: Chanty where are you going? Lil me: I’m flying with Peter Pan to Disneyland.
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Me after completing an ab workout
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@Harparbar Nah she’s right
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@sassygayroot just throw my 4 years of law school down the drain because that gave me a headache
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@kinste23 @France5tv @francetv Mdrrrr quel foutage de gueule t’es sérieuse là ?
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Reminder that everyone who supported the Nazi regime in France had their head shaved violently with a razor after the war. Let’s apply this rule in Lebanon. Hahahahaha kidding... unless?
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@noitskatelyn THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE IT
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Communists vandalizing churches in the name of tolerance are the biggest hypocrites especially when their heroes were the most sexist and homophobic politicians 🤡
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@fairyhosk @Letty13Swifite ghislaine maxwell if she only had $10 in her bank account
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Bunch of fake woke crybabies still going through puberty in their 20s
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wait let him cook
@OrwellNGoode
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@hamletincrisis
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20 likes and I’ll b***k it
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@hamletincrisis
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2 years
Politicians use your tax money for travel, Taylor uses her own income 💀
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@hamletincrisis
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4 years
Ministry of Women’s Affairs shouldn’t exist. One of the most useless governmental entities. 1- if men and women are equal, why do we need a ministry? 2- it’s existed for decades and we got nothing. 3- TAXES. #2 &3: apply to all ministries Shrink, decentralize and privatize.
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@vurnt22 @rxmiree « ShE sHoUlD dO iT aGaIn »
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@my_old_scarf cranky yb could never and this is why he’s gonna die alone
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I’m shaking @EmmanuelMacron shook my hand
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Not in Iraq. Have a good day.
@HadiNasrallah
Hadi
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IRAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF IRAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF IRAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF IRAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF IRAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF IRAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF IRAN HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DEFEND ITSELF
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I Actually agree with this.
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This. Is. Gold.
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I want someone to cuddle me while I'm falling asleep to Pink Floyd
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@jmeijers @DougHBoy1917A @thehill The State can’t force people to like you
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Do not turn the Lebanese Revolution into a leftist pandemonium thank u
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Done. I was shaking. I stuttered a little. DONATIONS ARE TO BE DOUBLED TODAY ITS FOR LEBANESE NGOs!!!!
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Cringe. They’re as corrupt as the politicians.
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There was a bunch of jolly Australians in the elevator and one of them told me they're Australians (to explain their loudness I guess) Me: I noticed haha Man: and what are you? Me: Lebanese Man *puts hand on my shoulder and looks me straight in the eyes*: I love your food
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2 years ago someone attacked me on Twitter and called me an « offensive atheist » because I said building a 172828th Mar Charbel statue was useless and now she’s supporting church vandalism 😭😭
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@oh_excuse_me j’ai essayé de le faire à Paris mais les ricains n’ont rien compris 💀
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byllie🦷
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@wlwpoem Bro get out of your bedroom
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I really think nothing can kill me
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@jusdcanneberge we found the grinch
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bradley cooper wishes to have 1% of the amount of talent found in cate blanchett’s toenail
@crack_rjack
fairyland
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cate blanchett watched one 20 minute conducting 101 youtube video while she ate her cereal showed up to set hit her elfbar and did this tho
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