Dnd idea: a room that spawns 10 normal sized crabs every 10 seconds and the only way to escape is to name all of them
Now the players get to feel the struggle of not having names prepared
This is the only content I filmed at gen con and I’m okay with that
Here’s hoping I get to meet even more of my mutuals in the future!
…for science
Real talk though I love and miss you all so much
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I want to run a Mr and Mrs smith one shot where an entire polycule discovers that they’re all spies except for one of them and it’s a whole operation to keep them from finding out
Is it too much to ask that me and all my mutuals get to go live together in a big mansion in the woods where we play d&d and hangout and not have to deal with responsibilities
Like a content house but more fey
Petition to start calling dnd one-shots “fun-shots” because it rhymes and the amount of joy I experience playing a character named “r-dawg the fuck master” is unparalleled
It’s deeply exhausting watching the ouroboros that is TTRPG discourse have the same debates over and over again
Diversity at the table is important, whether it’s an AP or a one shot
If that’s up for debate in your mind then I don’t want to be at your table
Don't let the flumph hat fool you – this tornado of chaos and his anarchistic umbrella have no shortage of tricks up their sleeves to get the best of anyone. That's right, folks, IT'S! OMEN HAXOLPENNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!
Just 4️⃣ days left until the
#UCBattleRoyale
!
Conventions are unfair cuz it reminds you how loved and cared for you are by the people you choose to surround yourself with and then you go home and get reminded those people are thousands of miles away
Also that all of them are hot and I am so incredibly bi
Dnd tiktok is like being on a shitty rollercoaster you can’t get off of, it just goes around in circles revisiting the same shit over and over again and nobody learns anything
Dnd character idea: a literal fish who dreams of one day going to bard college to pursue his dreams of joining a band and finding himself. And we call it…..
…finding emo
As a person who has never played a premade module, I want to do something funny and run a one shot based on what I THINK it’s about
First up is strahd, where you go to some vampires house, call him a cuck and dance on his dinner table
Who’s in?
Dnd be like:
What if I make my friends fall in love with a man named schmurple Dan only to make schmurple dan the most tragic and well written character in the whole campaign?
So hear me out, a campaign where the players are toys left out by a child to guard their bed at night, and thus must do battle with horrifying nightmare creatures with plastic swords
Aight here me out, who wants to start a slow burn romance culminating with the two of us sword fighting on a rooftop during a rainstorm? And just as I’m about to strike the final blow you have the point of your sword at my neck
And then we either kiss or you stab me
I’ve been watching so much delicious in dungeon and I am obsessed with the idea of running a game where a group of adventurers delve into a dungeon not to claim gold and resources but to cook delicious meals and serve them to other adventurers for money
Who wants to play this?
Hi yes, if I potentially started doing a show on my twitch where I bring my friends on to teach me their favorite hobbies or talk about their passions would those aforementioned friends be interested?
It would be a Friday thing around 6 pm est
Blocked my mother on Twitter so I’m just gonna put this into the universe
I think imma get a tattoo, and then like slowly work my way up to a sleeve cuz I think that’ll be hot and really what’s life if not one long quest to be sexy
Part of me wants to create a deeply nuanced character with tons of rp potential, and the other part of me wants to create a character named Tom foolery…. They are the same part and I will be making this character and no one can stop me
I think the most genuine admission of affection I can express towards someone is to say that I want to play dnd with them on a regular basis, like that’s time and effort I am willing to put in towards them
You ever just… offer to run a dnd game in less than a day in an attempt to make friends only to realize you have absolutely nothing prepared and your hubris was thinking that past you did any amount of prep work beyond the name “Jonathan bobomathan”? Or is it just me?
He/they but the kind of he/they where I unequip several large weapons from my person only for the guard to ask “is that all?”
Which I then follow by removing an entire new set of weapons and giving a little smirk
It astounds me that for whatever reason my question about lingerie for men has caused an actual for fucking real lingerie company to send me a gift box
Hear me out, what if I ran a yugioh dnd one shot where instead of crafting a character sheet, you create a deck with your own custom archetype and the dm describes what the holograms look like and how they interact
There is truly nothing quite like being added to a friends private story because whenever you click on it it’s a toss up between posts about their unresolved trauma or them being horny on main
There is no in between
I really want to break out of my “funny little chaos gremlin” role when it comes to TTRPGs in 2024, like it’s fun but I want the chance to make people weep or just show off range in general
So like if yall need a player, hit ya boy up
Here's the full lineup of UC characters competing for ultimate glory in the
#UCBattleRoyale
!
Starting tomorrow morning, you will be able to use your donations to
@TransLifeline
to give your favorites an advantage!
The battle begins tomorrow at 3pm PT / 6pm ET!!
Ayo who wants to have a sword fight in a burning wheat field at dusk that ends with the two of us realizing that the decade long rivalry we’ve shared that has culminated to this moment was really due to an inability to recognize our feelings for eachother
Or you could stab me
I need to stop having dreams that fundamentally change the way I see my friends, it ain’t even in a negative way, I’m just tired of wanting to smooch all of them for different reasons
Is it too much to ask that I have a Mr and mrs smith style dynamic with someone in a dnd game?
I want a dagger at my throat and a hand placed firmly on my butt
Introducing: Omen Haxolpenny💘 Raised by a witch in the forest, Omen is heading to this year's festival to repay his mother(/patron) for all the hard work she puts in for him and his eight younger siblings by doing her the ultimate favor – finding her a wife.
I really want to play a wizard who has no magic at all but instead just wields an ungodly number of magic wands that each do the casting of a singular spell
I think something wonderful about taking inspiration from Asian mythology when writing a dnd game is it forces you to largely avoid the good/evil dichotomy, it’s made writing villains a lot more interesting
You’ve heard of dnd character playlists and artwork but have you considered a dnd character dating profile?
Is your character a “fish in profile picture” kind of person or a “same 5 selfies in front of a mirror” kind of person
The possibilities are endless
People who do content creation for a living
Help
How do you do this?
All I know how to do is make funny ha ha jokes, but I want to also be able to pay my rent with it
How do?
Here's the full lineup of UC characters competing for ultimate glory in the
#UCBattleRoyale
!
Starting tomorrow morning, you will be able to use your donations to
@TransLifeline
to give your favorites an advantage!
The battle begins tomorrow at 3pm PT / 6pm ET!!
Date idea: I invite you over to watch cats, you think to yourself “oh he must want to watch the shitty movie musical” but no it’s all a ruse, we are in fact watching an actual cat that I stole from the Costco parking lot, his name is fishstick
So hear me out, I run a proper isekai dnd campaign where the players act as themselves having been transported to the realm of dnd
And I call it
….Chris-ekai
I WAS NOMINATED FOR BEST D&D GM, YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
real talk though, I’m so grateful to be up there with so many talented people
Remember to vote!
….for me specifically 👀
We were a bit delayed, BUT! Between the criteria set by our committee, and peer voting:
HERE ARE YOUR FINALISTS!
Congratulations to everyone, and we are so excited for every single one of these amazing creators!
It dawns upon me that approximately 90% of the cosplays I have planned are of female characters
for no reason other than because I want to be a pretty lady
Just wanted to share this with you ❤️
Another dumb AP idea
A group of female vampire spawn overthrow a corrupt kingdom and consume the rich in an attempt to satiate their growing hunger
And we call it
Girl dinner
Introducing our Founders! First up:
Chris Hamasu, aka
@hamasamakun
.
Chris (any/all) is an Asian American TTRPG content creator and professional streamer. Based out of Tampa, they dedicate a majority of their time to the exploration of tropes and non-traditional character (1/3)
WAIT WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT WHEN GNOMES GET TURNED INTO MIND FLAYERS THEY RETAIN A LARGE CHUNK OF THEIR PERSONALITY
WHICH IN TURN CREATES A TINY MIND FLAYER
THATS SO CUTE IM GOING TO DIE
I really want to try vtubing but like not as a cute anime boy
I just want to be a gelatinous cube who talks about the first 3 seasons of power rangers
How does one vtube?
Not me going to gencon, moving immediately after, not even having a place to live and then deciding to go to another con
I’m speedrunning the content creator grind
Holy shit y’all, hot Asian dnd premieres tomorrow at 12 pm pst and I am fucking panicking
For those of you who don’t know, that means I’m running the most important dnd game of my life at 9 in the morning
In other news go follow
@HotAsianDnD
Sex is cool, but have you ever called back to your players backstories 2 minutes into the game setting a precedent that you will use every single note you’ve taken on them over the course of a year to create an emotionally impactful narrative?
@HotAsianDnD
July 2nd 12pm pst
I once played a Druid in reverse, he was a garden snake that got turned into a gnome by a bunch of wizards and then made it his life mission to get rid of his human form because paying taxes sucks
Idk if this is burnout but god do I want to make some different types of content, like obviously I can’t really depart from dnd but like something else
How do yall keep it fresh?
I have decided to begin telling people how I truly feel about them to save myself the anxiety of worrying about it
This decision will go into effect never because I am scared
Dnd except instead of death saves, you take a letter of of your characters name for every hit you take below 0, when you have no more letters in your name, your character is dead
Had a dream about a moment in my dnd campaign that didn’t actually happen…. I think I need to find new hobbies cuz that shit was so detailed and beautiful that I’m not prepared to go back there
Thank you to the 2 to 4 friends I follow on here that dabble with horny Twitter, I can no longer open this app because I either get lonely or in a mood that I cannot describe without being flagged
In other news, please send help
Resolved it in myself to actually start doing things
So ya boi about to hit ya with 3 NEW APs and just a boatload of new content
I will either die of exhaustion or become the content creator I’ve always wanted to be
Looking at the trajectory of my life since starting a tiktok account is like watching a car veer off a cliff only to discover it was actually a flying car with laser beams attached to it…. I’m not sure what point I’m making here but like… be the car you’re meant to be