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1 year

Future USMNT star Amir Richardson with a great game today 👀

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1 year

where can i get this shirt 😭

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1 year

going on dnd for the rest of the game so i can take this in

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1 year

the duality of man

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1 year

Congratulations to Kevin Alexander Paredes for making his first USMNT appearance and forcing that own goal!! We’re all with you Kevin, this is just the beginning 💫

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1 year

HatTrickChris after finishing with a orange rating on fotmob

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1 year

We need a Concacaf Twitter charity football match fr

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1 year

BREAKING ‼️🚨 My sources in France are saying that the USSF have reached out to Amir Richardson and have successfully persuaded him to file a one time switch to the USMNT for their upcoming October friendlies. He will remain eligible for both countries, but is likely to stay 🇺🇸

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1 year

They will not silence me.

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1 year

PRAYER CIRCLE Today, my friends, Borussia Dortmund will win 8-0. 3 Gio Reyna goals, 3 Achraf Hakimi own goals (his goalie told him not to pass it back but he doesn’t know what no means) and 2 Mbappe goals (he joined Dortmund at halftime)

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1 year

The day after his big game. Rest easy Kevin.

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1 year

@JoshBathtub ratiod by fanofkparedes

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1 year

they temp locked my account for this 😭

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1 year

@USMNT i hate you

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1 year

BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️‼️ KEVINPAREDESFAN HAS BEEN REVIVED !!!!

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1 year

i’m a guy and all but i just heard it meow

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1 year

how the hell do you fumble this

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

fanofkparedes exclusive!!! Gregg Berhalters mid game search history has been leaked 🚨 “how to break down uzbekistan” “good uzbek defenders soccer” “is the uzbek league food” “uzbekistan food” “best restaurants in uzbekistan”

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

let’s be honest that’s the greatest goal in usmnt history

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

thank you all for supporting kevinparedesfan, we had a good run. the propaganda will stop now

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

don’t ever put bumjamin creamyasscheeks in the same sentence as my starboy ever again.

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@Earn38733456

1 year

Cremaschi x Paredes. We are set for another generation guys 🙏‼️

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

“Foster the best playing environments”

U.S. Soccer

@ussoccer

1 year

. @cone_cindy and @jtbatson detail U.S. Soccer’s strategic vision »

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

fifa rating trophy

Hat-trick Chris 🇲🇽

@HatTrickChris

1 year

I was never wrong. I just needed more time. 🚬

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

what was the point of calling kevin?? why not let him continue to fight for a starting spot on the left wing??? there was literally no reason to call him if you aren’t going to play him reasonable minutes. you are just hindering his development. fuck you gregg

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

the thing that sucks is i only created kevinparedesfan to give me something to do last year, last year was one of the worst years of my life and this stupid ass account made it better somehow

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

moroccans when asked to not generalize americans to 2-3% of the population (they’ve never seen an american irl and will never leave their village in their life)

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

Does Football Report count as a CONCACAF account?

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@concacafjerry2

1 year

Concacaf Twitter boxing?🤔

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

Look at this disgusting racismo @lucakoleosho !!! You shouldn’t play for that horrible nation Italy, we’d love and appreciate you here with the USMNT!!!

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1 year

They flexing UCL debuts, we don’t do that here

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

oh boy….

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@spokzss

1 year

They tried saying he was better than Santiago Gimenez😂😂😂😂😂

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@hajiwrightfan

11 months

they’re saying he was in the cockpit on 9/11

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

Cremaschi mistake thread

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1 year

are we playing this game

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

Recruiting Luca Koleosho ain’t enough I need a lock of his hair

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1 year

😭😭😭

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1 year

BREAKING🚨‼️ Per fanofkparedes sources, Amir Richardson is currently traveling to Chicago to complete his USMNT medical. Fee reported to be about £7 million, with £2 million in addons. Richardson: “I’ve dreamed of playing for the USMNT, the US is the greatest country on Earth.”

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

usmntrev trying to do interaction bait without kevinparedesfan

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@Eyesandvibes

1 year

No matter the team. No matter the game. Puli ALWAYS shows up when he puts that USMNT jersey on 🇺🇸

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends. you know what doesn’t end? kevin alexander paredes. retweet if you cried.

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1 year

“Cremaschi”

Curtis Murry ⚽🇺🇸

@Jadentheman1

1 year

First Milan 5-1 with Pulisic playing bad. Now Miami with 5-2 Cremaschi playing bad. Today is not a good day

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1 year

oh yeah they have to free me now

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1 year

HOLY FUCK

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

New hashtag, get out the picket fences!!! Post it once, making another push on my account appeal today 🙏 #unsuspendkevinparedesfan

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

i have an idea for potentially the craziest post of all time

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

This is the true map of Africa!! Western Sahara is a free country and will never be Morocco!

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1 year

forgot i met reggie cannon once ngl

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

How does this even happen

Evan - Kamal Miller Enthusiast

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1 year

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

The last thing Gregg Berhalter sees before I take his skin and make a skin suit and manage the USMNT and play Kevin Paredes 90 minutes and give him the armband and then watch him score a hat trick and then watch him break into the Wolfsburg starting 11 and then win the balon d’or

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1 year

TBERES NO WAY

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1 year

rest in peace, he’s been running with the wrong crews recently 💔

U.S. Soccer Men's National Team

@USMNT

1 year

A debut for Kristoffer Lund 🇺🇸 #USMNT x @Allstate

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1 year

they said the MLS has no passion…

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1 year

it happened…

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1 year

Does he know?

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1 year

🎯 best 11 IF used properly (big if)

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1 year

How real nations celebrate, none of that Saudi business

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1 year

they said the MLS has no passion…

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1 year

i’ve came.

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1 year

Have you seen this, this man named Gregg Berhalter is claiming to be a member of your organization as well. Will you please release a statement regarding this? @TalibanPRD__

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1 year

old ss but fly high 🕊️

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1 year

“How’d you know i’m Italian?”

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1 year

never before seen footage of the kevin paredes debut by a fanofkparedes foot soldier.

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1 year

@USMNT cannot fool me this is terrorismo ball

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1 year

gutted i lost the kevin paredes follow ngl

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1 year

Christian PussyPics while Kevin Paredes is competing for his spot this camp

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

LEKEVINPAREDES EXCLUSIVE‼️ Due to an injury at the team hotel, Brenden Aaronson will reportedly miss 8-9 months due to an unexpected pregnancy. The American could also up to 12 weeks more on maternity leave. Huge blow to the American

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

More goal contributions than Child Porn 10 this camp but big USMNT twitter wants to tell you that Kevin isn’t national team quality…

U.S. Soccer Men's National Team

@USMNT

1 year

Kevin's first cap 🇺🇸 #USMNT x @Allstate

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

Salam alaikum brother, I am still waiting for an announcement on this individual. His name is Gregg Berhalter but a know alias is Al-Gregg

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1 year

yeah but i get suspended for making a joke

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1 year

When you see it…

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1 year

fell to my knees in target

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1 year

Horrible, horrible player from a tremendously small nation. He should be behind Horvath.

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1 year

reasons why odysseas vlachodimos doesn’t deserve human rights: a thread

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1 year

they cooking me for this wtf

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1 year

Future USMNT star Amir Richardson with a great game today 👀

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1 year

106 followers we might actually be back 👀

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1 year

the nicotine of my generation

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1 year

Me on my couch watching a WALKER ZIMMERMAN masterclass to finish the game for us

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1 year

we all remember where we were

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1 year

200 followers we are massive

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1 year

fucking hell

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1 year

i will buy a kevin paredes life size cardboard cutout if he gets a goal contribution tonight

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1 year

SHE SAID NO HAKIMI SHE SAID NO

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1 year

what the hell did jedi do to deserve motm

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1 year

this has gotta be in contention for the most misleading set of stats ever

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1 year

@JasonAS07 this isn’t funny who susd me

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1 year

someone put the roster of antigua and barbuda here

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@AlexisVegaGOAT

1 year

List of CONCACAF players better than Alexis Vega

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???

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1 year

it’s genocide atp

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1 year

Christian Pussypics got yanked and Kevin Paredes didn’t 👀👀

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1 year

Friend: something fell out of your back pocket Me:

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1 year

Kevin Paredes after coming in at the 65th for Christian PussyPics

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awkward conversations

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1 year

kevin paredes chaos ball i love this

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1 year

WE are bundesliga watchers at fanofkparedes

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@faith513_

1 year

Most annoying soccer fan is the americans who hate the premier league but love every other european league and think that makes them smarter and more mature

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1 year

RICHARDS START

Crystal Palace F.C.

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1 year

Ready at Villa ✅ Our players will wear black armbands today for those affected by the disasters in Morocco and Libya ❤️💙 @BritishRedCross | @shophumm

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@AlexisVegaGOAT

1 year

Never forget when Carlos Vela & Gio Dos Santos had CONCACAF in a chokehold 🇲🇽🥹

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1 year

rigged unfortunately

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1 year

which usmnt player are you pt. 2 😚

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1 year

the uswnt got 0 aura icl

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1 year

fucking hell im finished

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1 year

i will buy a kevin paredes life size cardboard cutout if he gets a goal contribution tonight

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1 year

@USMNT @Allstate cap kevin please

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1 year

wallahi i’m finished

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@hajiwrightfan

1 year

Defensively, he’s obviously capable and he’s shown it at Wolfsburg before, but he should definitely only be a “break glass in case of emergency” option

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@Eyesandvibes

1 year

Question of the day USMNT fam: In the event Jedi gets injured, could Kevin Paredes have a future at backup leftback, or do you realistically only see him as a winger? (I get that he was listed as a defender, but I’m asking YOU, not USSF)