🛀 @JoshBathtub Twitter profile

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@JoshBathtub

3 years

West Ham: *wins a corner* Craig Dawson:

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3 months

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7 months

@_bengelo_ Oh my god cook that geek

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1 year

Gun to your head name 5 Saudi League TEAMS

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1 year

To everyone that thinks MLS is better than Saudi league: Without using Google name me 5 players from the MLS 🇺🇸

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13 days

@midsmoker34 they do not play about Red Bull it’s a cult

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4 months

Going from Landon Donovan on commentary to Alexi Lalas in the studio:

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1 year

no way Balogun has won more international trophies (1) after just 2 games than England have won (0) since 1966😭😭😭😭

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@JoshBathtub

10 months

*An undefeated Inter Miami team looking to win their first MLS Cup* 8th seed Sporting KC, winless until May and the power of friendship:

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@FOXSoccer

10 months

What a time to be alive 🤫🔥

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6 years

@brenda_johanaa “And the whistle’s blown, we’re gonna have VAR here...”

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1 year

@SkinnyTuna I won’t stand for Lakitu erasure

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1 year

@Fumearama Firing the best manager to have in a cup final days before a cup final

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3 years

@littlefucky you have won the internet today !

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2 years

@ChaloBALL @StoolFootball No/women in ur life 😭😭😭

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3 years

@ImHipAzad @corpsesarealive @je_suis_chad @kkenngou @sneerid The White Girl Warrior

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2 years

@catfunked The Pfizer vaccine got to him 😔

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6 years

@Sydney_Ziegler

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3 years

Insigne and Giovinco fighting over a starting spot:

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7 months

MLS if it was WOKE 😡😡😡: Austrans FC Sporting GayC LGBT Galaxy New England RealMenDontExistAnymorevolution Portland TooManyGenders

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@JoshBathtub

2 years

@StoolFootball If your team isn’t in two different states, you support a small club sadly

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3 years

@c_wheal @_pritchard__ @Portalpup1 @bambooney @cathyrusson @LawCrimeNetwork how bout u start making attempts to talk to women 😭😭😭😭

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@JoshBathtub

6 months

Sporting KC, who don’t even play in Missouri anymore, are about to draw 70,000+ people to their game tn, making it the largest attended soccer game in Missouri’s history. St. Louis isn’t even the soccer capital of their own state.

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70,000+ expected at Arrowhead Stadium tonight! Pretty, pretty, pretty big deal!

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2 years

@TheFootMack @AlexxxCoal @EXXXOTICA

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2 years

@ESPNFC USA has a better team than all the teams on this list. Not having the team that literally invented soccer on this list is criminal.

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1 year

@Asapfeminasty Every month now some dude goes viral for being the worst on dating apps and it’s peak entertainment

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11 months

@ShmuelBrain @AshInRoses I relate to “he knows” on an unimaginable level.

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4 years

@westhamtransfer Coufal has two pockets for a reason

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1 year

Everyone keeps mentioning someone named Al. This dude must own hella teams

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2 years

@DiscussingFilm Me after seeing the Five Nights at Freddy’s live action film

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5 years

@CBC @MaximCajkovic

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5 years

@rbrice88 @BleacherReport @SportingKC Man’s from California thinking he knows anything about our city.

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2 years

@FalconryFinance Them thinking they were onto something:

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4 years

@WestHam Vlad Coufal emptying his back pockets after getting home tonight:

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1 year

The club: The owner:

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3 years

Wtf?

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3 years

@SportingKC @BlueKC Wtf where’s Busio? Is he hurt?

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6 years

@kpfeffss “And the whistle’s blown, we’re going to VAR...”

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2 years

Balogun looking more and more likely 👀 Now imagine if Santiago Gimenez was American… Our best strikers could look like this 😍😍

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@JoshBathtub

3 years

Nuno to Andre Gomes when he realizes he’s the only Portuguese player at the club

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4 years

Mark Noble being escorted out of the dressing room tomorrow.

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4 months

@maqwelll I dislike him because he’s French

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3 years

@JosuexLopez @ijustbluemyself what’s my life doin in Afghanistan 😭😭😭

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@JoshBathtub

3 years

For any of my Wichita followers, this is all pre-break water. Bidding starts at $1500.

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2 years

The Qatar coach after leaving the stadium and walking into a Juice Wrld concert

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@JoshBathtub

4 years

@JozyAltidore Just say you’re upset that Sargent is the number 9 for the USMNT.

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@JoshBathtub

1 year

@wvsteve3 Tears the average person would at LEAST know the Sounders, Inter Miami, NYCFC, NYRB, and the Galaxy

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@JoshBathtub

3 months

If anyone who sees this has connections at Good Morning America or the Today Show or something put me in contact. The country needs this more than ever rn

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3 months

Pique watching this Shakira performance:

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@JoshBathtub

5 years

@special1jose1 @brfootball Neither the time nor place. Have some shame.

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1 year

“Dad, tell me about playoff Ndenbe”.

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4 years

@effr_p @billyuxr @thewaether @mariani_jr @AriaCallaghan @h_thoreson Kinda wish it was though

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@Gugeno Would you ask Van Gogh to delete the Mona Lisa

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4 years

Our worst season in 7 years and we’ve managed 10 points off Chelsea and United.

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tutu

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girl the Sloth

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3 years

@deadliftguy0172 How much can she deadlift

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4 years

I’m hearing that Pulisic and McKennie beat Tecatito and Lozano today?

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@JoshBathtub

1 year

Shit guys… it’s over

USMNT_2026

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1 year

@JoshBathtub @cowlonfull @mj_from_kansas @ryanjenkins_ @stlCITYsc Matt Besler and EPB are the only #USMNT players developed in the KC area. Loved Besler and Zusi, great dudes on/off field, got to work a few community clinics with them in Southwest MO. Zusi was developed in Florida though. Busio? Came to KC at 15... anyone else I'm missing?

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2 years

That final Cowboys play:

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2 years

@Theodoregrande1 @MLS_Buzz He’s not American he’s Sugondese 😭😭

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3 years

@MLS @NashvilleSC @CharlotteFC Nashville fans realizing they don’t get to play Miami, Toronto, Cincy, and Chicago for half of their schedule anymore:

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Donald Trump: “they’re eating dogs in Springfield” Kamala Harris: “Sir, I’m speaking” St. Louis CITY fan: “Did you know Tim Ream was born 26 minutes from here?”

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@MikeTrout @KoekkoekPuffs @dmacbolts10

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6 years

Classic Martial performance. Comes on for thirty minutes. Does some stepovers. Never smiles. Nutmegs a tired right back so that MartialFlair will tweet “He’s got a family 🔥🔥💀”. Never smiles and doesn’t get on the scoresheet.

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@JoshBathtub

1 year

St. Louis fans. Thank you for adding another invention to the world of soccer: being the first expansion team to win the conference then get blitzed at home. Where would we be without your contributions?

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If you go into FotMob, you’ll see that Sporting KC has this tab labeled “trophies”. For some reason, St. Louis does not. Wonder why that is?

STL Soccer Guy

@stlsoccerguy

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The biggest difference is STL wins the Open Cup. It’s why we have 6 more than you😭

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@JoshBathtub

10 months

Garber thought he could replace a US Soccer tradition with the equivalent of the NBA in-season tournament

U.S. Soccer

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10 months

Official U.S. Soccer Statement:

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@postedinthecrib @superskrong the ilooklikelilbill account calling to Hubie like:

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3 years

@Alex48814 @M4dZed @balde_szn @barcacenler @FCBarcelona -offended by a rainbow

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@midsmoker34 stay safe man I lost a cousin in the Red Bull turf war 💔

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THE Soccer Dad-Pod 🎙️⚽️🎧

@SoccerDadPod

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I need some sporting kansas help identifying kc developed talent on here! @PlayFor90 @ZachIsHere I’ll start with you guys given your kc insights 👊 Thx #sarge #schulte #ream all #stlmade

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2 years

@tize4PF Bro splishin and splashin :)

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2 months

Children’s Mercy Park has seen more KU wins (1) than it has seen St. Louis City wins (0) 😭😭😭😭

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@billyuxr @effr_p @thewaether @mariani_jr @AriaCallaghan @h_thoreson Two guys just chilling, tryna get back home through the largest shipping route in the world? Hilarious.

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6 months

Never before has a regular season draw been celebrated as heavily

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4 years

@USMNT Losing Efra but getting Musah and Siebatcheu instead?

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1 month

Call me a Springfield resident cuz I got that dawg in me

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1 year

@DRAbdiel_ @balogun @USMNT Now post a picture of Mexico beating the US since 2019!

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5 years

@ToxicTikToks

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27 days

St. Louis fans flexing another team’s trophy because they don’t have any of their own

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@JoshBathtub Oh damn news must travel slow to Kansas, here let me catch you up to speed:

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3 years

@WestHam The team: The owner:

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2 years

@zakrules123 @callumskc @England @FIFAWorldCup “sHaMe YoU cAnT kEeP yOuR sChOoLs SaFe”

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1 year

why on god's green earth would anyone remember this

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Remember when Berhalter brought on Daniel Lovitz for Tim Ream with seven minutes to go down a goal in the 2019 Gold Cup Final?

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@zairypotter Beckham and Ibra- Galaxy Bale- LAFC Kaka- Orlando City Messi, Busquets, Alba- Inter Miami Henry- New York Red Bulls Pirlo, David Villa, Frank Lampard- NYCFC Just because you weren’t paying attention doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

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1 year

Oh so NOW it’s “we have no history” from St Louis fans.

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@JoshBathtub @stlCITYsc This dude talking to an expansion team. Bro is the type to yell at a newborn for being bad at soccer 😂

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11 months

So not only did SKC blitz STL in the playoffs, ending their season. Now, Kansas City will be the closest place for them to go and watch Copa America ball this summer. It’s crazy how much our claim to being the Soccer Capital of America keeps going up while theirs…

CONMEBOL Copa América™️

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🏟️📍 ¡Aquí están las ciudades sedes y estadios de la #CA2024 ! 🔛 Los aficionados pueden inscribirse para estar al día con las noticias de la CONMEBOL Copa América 2024™️, incluyendo detalles sobre la accesibilidad de tickets cuando estén disponibles 👉🏼

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@JoshBathtub

1 year

Zlatan didn’t retire from football. Football retired from Zlatan. 💬459k 🔁1.0m ❤️3.4m Elon Musk: Okay, this is epic 🤣

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🚨 BREAKING: Zlatan Ibrahimović has now decided to retire from professional football with immediate effect. Incredible player, incredible icon. 🦁👋🏻

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@JoshBathtub

5 years

Delighted to have met @alanpulido today and can’t wait to see what he does this season.

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@MLSist @TheAthleticSCCR @jeffrueter

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Pulisic on his way to the locker room to look up slurs for Panamanian players 😭😭😭

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1 year

@USMNT our coach’s name is blowjob we’re so finished

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2 months

Since St. Louis joined the league Sporting KC has been to more cup finals than St. Louis has won playoff games

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2 years

@usmntonly @USMNT “Top tier opponent” and “Mexico” in the same tweet 😭😭😭😭

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@JoshBathtub

3 years

This Chris Rock and Will Smith incident has me thinking about how you were my ROCK and that if I could I would WILL you back into my life. I miss how we’d spend CHRISSMITH together. Hope you’re well, tell your brother I miss him.

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27 days

Despite the result, getting to spend a day with 600 other Open Cup and SKC sickos was worth it.

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2 years

List of clubs that are everyone’s World Cup: 1. Real Madrid 2. Liverpool 3. Man City . . . . . . . . 5462. A literal bag of golf clubs 5463. A club sandwich with club soda 5464. Detroit City